Ciel Comes to High School with Me – Chapter 23
Cooking Class
A/N: Okay, here is the next chapter! Sorry it took me SO LONG to write, I was really busy this week. Anyhow, I'll try to post one more chapter either today or sometime this week, and that'll probably be it for about 2 weeks, because finals are coming up and I HAVE to study. But don't worry, I'll continue the story after school's out.
Happy Memorial Day!
Guess who just bought Kuro on DVD? IIIIIII DDIDDDDDDD! I'M SOOOO EXCITED!
Kendall: Cielll! Are you ready for COOKING?
Ciel: …Maybe?
Kendall: Shit yeah you are! Let's go! *pulls him with her*
Me: AHEM!
Kendall: Yeah?
Me: What about me? You totally left me here!
Kendall: OH. Well, you can come if you want…
Me: Fine. Hmph. Sebastian, let's go.
Sebastian: Yes, bocchan. *follows to cooking room*
Kendall: We can all be in a kitchen together! It'll be like on Sims! (A/N: We got really bored last weekend so we made "The Phantomhive Manor" on Sims and made a me and Kendall and Ciel and Sebastian and Lizzie, then had Ciel and Lizzie become bf and gf, and then Kendall and I made him cheat on Lizzie with us. Muahhaha, we're so evil.)
Me: What about Sebastian? Can he be in our kitchen?
Kendall: SHOOSH YEAH! WE'D GET AN 'A' FOR SURE!
*20 Minutes Later*
Mr. Smith: Today we will be learning to make curry!
Me, Kendall, Ciel: *exchange glances* *crack up laughing*
Mr. Smith: Did I say something funny? *evil eye*
Me: *collects self* No, sir. Not…*starts laughing*…at all!
Mr. Smith: DETENTION!
Me: AGAIN? SERIOUSLY?
Sebastian: Bocchans, I belive it's tme to start the curry process!
Me, Kendall, Ciel: Okay!
Sebastian: First, one must preheat the oven! Then, prepare all the ingredients! Kendall!
Kendall: Yes?
Sebastian: Go slice carrots!
Kendall: Yessir!
Sebastian: Laura!
Me: Yes?
Sebastian: Go sabotage all the other competitors!
Me: YES! A JOB I WILL MOST GLADLY DO! MUAHAHAH! *rubs hands together in an evil-like way*
Sebastian: Bocchan!
Ciel: Yeah?
Sebastian: Sit there and look cute!
Ciel: Whatever.
Kendall: *sings song while slicing carrots* There are three eggs in a Spanish omelet….
Me: Hey, Jon!
Jon: Yeah?
Me: Think fast! *Throws bucket of water at him*
Jon: *coughs and splutters* You ruined my food!
Me: Muahahaha!
Me: Mr. Smith, kitchen 3 is on fire!
Mr. Smith: Oh my gosh! *runs off to put out fire*
Me: *swaps all the ingredients out of the kitchen and replaces them with crappy ones* (A/N: Why can't I be this devious in real life!)
Ciel: I think she's enjoying this job too much…
Sebastian: That's what she said.
Ciel: TCH! Why did you have her do this job anyhow?
Sebastian: Because I know she's no good at cooking; she'd only be a nuisance if I left her here. So I had her go do a job I knew she would enjoy and that kept her out of my hair.
Ciel: Oh.
Me: Sebasssstian! I finished the job you gave me!
Sebastian: Excellent work, bocchan! Have a cookie! *hands me a cookie*
Me: *sits there, eating cookie*
Sebastian and Ciel: *glance around room (that's in shambles) looking at all the havoc wrought upon it*
Ciel: Sebastian never, never, never, ask Laura to destroy something ever, ever again.
Sebastian: Yes, bocchan.
*5 Minutes later*
Ciel: Sebstian, I order you to make me a parfait!
Sebastian: *sighs* *hold hand against head* But Young Master, how can you want a parfait right now? We'll be eating curry doughnuts soon, and you know I'm busy making curry.
Ciel: Do you need me to repeat my order?
Sebastian: No, bocchan. *starts making a parfait*
*30 minutes later*
Mr. Smith: Kitchen 5, have you prepared your curry?
Me, Kendall, Ciel: Oh shit! I forgot we were supposed to do that!
Sebastian: Yes, Mr. Smith. Right here! *holds out silver platter with curry doughnuts on it*
Mr. Smith: *eyes but out of head* What is that? I distinctly told you to make curry!
Me: Oh, but, Mr. Smith, this IS curry! It's just wrapped in fried dough to make it more portable and less messy!
Kendall: *takes curry doughnut* IT'S DELICOUS!
Random chick: *walks up* What the HELL is that?
Ciel: A curry doughnut! Try it! *shoves curry doughnut in chick's mouth*
Random chick: It IS delicious!
Class: *runs up and mobs Sebastian to get curry doughnuts*
Kendall and Ciel: *lean up against counter*
Me: *sits on counter, hugging my knee to my chest and letting my other leg hang off the counter, swinging back and forth* We did it, guys! We got an 'A'!
Ciel: And destroyed the cooking room, ruined Sebastian's clothes, which you WILL be paying for, by the way, and made a huge mess in our kitchen in the process.
Kendall: Yeah, but it was fun! And tasty!
Me: That's what she said.
Ciel: *smacks me*
Me: *pouts*
