Ciel Comes to High School with Me – Chapter 23

Cooking Class

A/N: Okay, here is the next chapter! Sorry it took me SO LONG to write, I was really busy this week. Anyhow, I'll try to post one more chapter either today or sometime this week, and that'll probably be it for about 2 weeks, because finals are coming up and I HAVE to study. But don't worry, I'll continue the story after school's out.

Happy Memorial Day!

Guess who just bought Kuro on DVD? IIIIIII DDIDDDDDDD! I'M SOOOO EXCITED!

Kendall: Cielll! Are you ready for COOKING?

Ciel: …Maybe?

Kendall: Shit yeah you are! Let's go! *pulls him with her*

Me: AHEM!

Kendall: Yeah?

Me: What about me? You totally left me here!

Kendall: OH. Well, you can come if you want…

Me: Fine. Hmph. Sebastian, let's go.

Sebastian: Yes, bocchan. *follows to cooking room*

Kendall: We can all be in a kitchen together! It'll be like on Sims! (A/N: We got really bored last weekend so we made "The Phantomhive Manor" on Sims and made a me and Kendall and Ciel and Sebastian and Lizzie, then had Ciel and Lizzie become bf and gf, and then Kendall and I made him cheat on Lizzie with us. Muahhaha, we're so evil.)

Me: What about Sebastian? Can he be in our kitchen?

Kendall: SHOOSH YEAH! WE'D GET AN 'A' FOR SURE!

*20 Minutes Later*

Mr. Smith: Today we will be learning to make curry!

Me, Kendall, Ciel: *exchange glances* *crack up laughing*

Mr. Smith: Did I say something funny? *evil eye*

Me: *collects self* No, sir. Not…*starts laughing*…at all!

Mr. Smith: DETENTION!

Me: AGAIN? SERIOUSLY?

Sebastian: Bocchans, I belive it's tme to start the curry process!

Me, Kendall, Ciel: Okay!

Sebastian: First, one must preheat the oven! Then, prepare all the ingredients! Kendall!

Kendall: Yes?

Sebastian: Go slice carrots!

Kendall: Yessir!

Sebastian: Laura!

Me: Yes?

Sebastian: Go sabotage all the other competitors!

Me: YES! A JOB I WILL MOST GLADLY DO! MUAHAHAH! *rubs hands together in an evil-like way*

Sebastian: Bocchan!

Ciel: Yeah?

Sebastian: Sit there and look cute!

Ciel: Whatever.

Kendall: *sings song while slicing carrots* There are three eggs in a Spanish omelet….

Me: Hey, Jon!

Jon: Yeah?

Me: Think fast! *Throws bucket of water at him*

Jon: *coughs and splutters* You ruined my food!

Me: Muahahaha!

Me: Mr. Smith, kitchen 3 is on fire!

Mr. Smith: Oh my gosh! *runs off to put out fire*

Me: *swaps all the ingredients out of the kitchen and replaces them with crappy ones* (A/N: Why can't I be this devious in real life!)

Ciel: I think she's enjoying this job too much…

Sebastian: That's what she said.

Ciel: TCH! Why did you have her do this job anyhow?

Sebastian: Because I know she's no good at cooking; she'd only be a nuisance if I left her here. So I had her go do a job I knew she would enjoy and that kept her out of my hair.

Ciel: Oh.

Me: Sebasssstian! I finished the job you gave me!

Sebastian: Excellent work, bocchan! Have a cookie! *hands me a cookie*

Me: *sits there, eating cookie*

Sebastian and Ciel: *glance around room (that's in shambles) looking at all the havoc wrought upon it*

Ciel: Sebastian never, never, never, ask Laura to destroy something ever, ever again.

Sebastian: Yes, bocchan.

*5 Minutes later*

Ciel: Sebstian, I order you to make me a parfait!

Sebastian: *sighs* *hold hand against head* But Young Master, how can you want a parfait right now? We'll be eating curry doughnuts soon, and you know I'm busy making curry.

Ciel: Do you need me to repeat my order?

Sebastian: No, bocchan. *starts making a parfait*

*30 minutes later*

Mr. Smith: Kitchen 5, have you prepared your curry?

Me, Kendall, Ciel: Oh shit! I forgot we were supposed to do that!

Sebastian: Yes, Mr. Smith. Right here! *holds out silver platter with curry doughnuts on it*

Mr. Smith: *eyes but out of head* What is that? I distinctly told you to make curry!

Me: Oh, but, Mr. Smith, this IS curry! It's just wrapped in fried dough to make it more portable and less messy!

Kendall: *takes curry doughnut* IT'S DELICOUS!

Random chick: *walks up* What the HELL is that?

Ciel: A curry doughnut! Try it! *shoves curry doughnut in chick's mouth*

Random chick: It IS delicious!

Class: *runs up and mobs Sebastian to get curry doughnuts*

Kendall and Ciel: *lean up against counter*

Me: *sits on counter, hugging my knee to my chest and letting my other leg hang off the counter, swinging back and forth* We did it, guys! We got an 'A'!

Ciel: And destroyed the cooking room, ruined Sebastian's clothes, which you WILL be paying for, by the way, and made a huge mess in our kitchen in the process.

Kendall: Yeah, but it was fun! And tasty!

Me: That's what she said.

Ciel: *smacks me*

Me: *pouts*