Disclaimer: Oh, yes, I own Legally Blonde. I'm definitely not some 15-year-old with too much caffeine in her system... (Please note the sarcasm)

A/N: So this one is short, but to make up for it, I'm going to write two completely different versions of it and a long drabble after that.

Elle looked down at Warner, who was on one knee, a ring box extended toward her. Wasn't this the moment she'd dreamed of not so long ago? Hadn't she wanted this just a few months earlier?

But she was in a different time and a different place, and she no longer wanted the same things the old Elle Woods wanted.

It was with this realization that she was able to say with absolute certainty, "Thank you, but no thank you."

A/N: Maybe I'll get the other version up later tonight… I don't know.