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i was at work yesterday and my aunt had ordered pizza for her self right as i clocked in and for the whole day i eyed the pizza but i didn't want to ask her because i alway eat her food so around an hour and thirty minutes before closing i finally ask for a slice and when she said yes i started to laugh evilly as i wait for the pizza to cook...i scared myself lol dose anyone else do that or am i just insane ? 0.o


Ch. 27 Parental Practice

"Kankuro, I need a status report!"

"I was able to capture all the younger kids excepted Jream." He buzzes through Akira's ear piece.

"Hmm I see…check anywhere that has a lot of pens, books and paper. She'll most likely been in those places."

"Right!"

"Temari, report!"

"All the tubs are filled and ready for the kids."

"Good. Now when you get Jr. in the tub beware, since he doesn't know you he'll give you hell. Oh and before I forget he's a hair puller and keep an eye on him he likes to run around naked."

"Got it!"

"Kouji!"

"I can't find the older children, I had Linda (one of Mary's seven kids) just kick me in my fucking balls!"

"I see…their going to give you a hard time but keep at it."

"NO! Ryan don't jump off of that!"

"Geronimo!" Akira heard Ryan yell before the sound of crashing and curses filler her ear piece.

Sigh. "Kaida, report."

"Awmowt finiwhed with dinnew Mommy!"

"Ahahah, ok Kaida."

Matsuri, how's the search coming?"

"I CAN'T FIND THOES FUCKING COOKIES!"

"Well, look harder, I've been craving those damn things for two weeks; NOW FIND IT!" Akira yelled.

Looking down at the small child in her arms Akira sighed, she been holding him ever since the adults left and that was three hours ago. Every time she puts him down he wails like there's no tomorrow and it been taking longer than normal to quite him down; his mother spoiled him rotten.

"Why are you craving that?" Gaara's voice whispered in her ear. Smiling Akira leaned against his chest, looking up at him.

"You really need to learn how to use the door." She giggled.

"I…didn't want to wake him…"

"You wouldn't have…the child only wakes up if I put him down, and I always crave cookies, you know that."

She felt him shake his head. "The other one..." Her cheeks flushed as she caught on to what he was talking about. The one craving she that she thought was weird…the craving to eat sand…yes sand, she didn't know why she had that craving, but it was driving her insane. She's been craving it more than usual lately; It has became so bad that Gaara even has to drop his sand armor and take off his gourd when the craving sets in. There has been several times where Gaara caught Akira licking his gourd. As if I can't get any more bizarre…

Gaara nuzzled her neck. She knew he was worried but she was scare of going to see the doctor to see why she was having that craving; what if they find something wrong with the baby or her…she didn't want to know, as long she refuses to eat sand she'll be ok. Easier said than done.

"Why am I so weird?"She pouted.

"I like weird." Gaara kissed her neck.

Placing her head on his shoulder she smiled. "I love you."

Savagely Gaara took her bottom lip into his mouth kissing her dead. Akira had to tighten her hold on the child in her arms in hopes to not drop the poor baby to attack the man behind her. Akira loved the way he was so rough with her at times, thinking back Gaara was really never gentle with her. He was always so dominate and forceful, Akira smiled into the kiss, her and Gaara never made slow and gentle love; it was always 'Let's see who can stay on top the longest' and she wouldn't have it any other way…but she couldn't help but wonder what it would be like to make slow love and for Gaara to be gentle and not so demanding.

"We can try." He spoke into the kiss.

"Stop reading my mind." She giggled as the door burst open.

Snapping their head to the door Akira saw Matsuri standing with the cookies while her right eye twitch, Temari had a crooked jaw, Kankuro and Kouji wore a knowing smile while covering Kaida's eyes. That's when Akira took in the way her and Gaara were standing. Gaara's hands found their way up her skirt gripping her ass, her right leg was wrapped around his waist and her left hand tangled in his hair; all while holding the infant.

"Well, that one way to multitask." Temari said slowly making her way over to them and taking the infant. "We caught all the children, their in the living room."

Akira slid her leg down to move away only for Gaara tight his hold. "Gaara, I kinda need you to let go."

"I think it best for you not to move at the moment."

"OKAY! Too much info for me…lets go miss twitch a lot." Temari stalked out the room tugging an outrageously twitching Matsuri with her.

"Kaida how about we go and start fixing plates for dinner." Kouji said pushing the small dragon out.

"Not one word Kankuro. Not one." Akira voice was tense, seeing the puppet master grinning before walking away closing the door.

Gaara then swiftly pulled Akira up on his hip by her ass while backing her up against a wall. One of his hands started to slide between her legs as the other one went up her shirt even as he kissed her neck. "Gaara, I have to attend to my cousins." She moans catching both his hands as he nibbles on her neck.

"…" snatching his wrist back Gaara quickly cup her between her legs rubbing her through her panties. Hissing Akira kissed Gaara before slightly pushing him away just as the door, again, burst open by a naked 4 year old who attached himself to her leg.

"That brat going to get it!" Kankuro yelled as he came to the door. Half of his face was cover in smudged purple paint and wet while the other half was dry and perfect. He looked like two face from batman.

Picking up Jr. Akira turned to Gaara. "Tonight, I promise." Walking out the dark room only to be greeted with hell. Temari held the infant while yelling at two kids who must have broken the vase behind them. Kouji was getting attacked by three small females; he was hold up three purses while holding Jream back with his foot as she tried to claw him, another girl name Adriana was wrapped around his leg biting his knee and Avonti was getting waved in the air as her jaws locked on to his other hand. Another three were in a fist fight on the ground and sadly three more were attacking Matsuri for the cookies.

Sighing Akira went over to Kouji took off his belt then did a hand sign before screaming. "Shadow clone jutsu!" Ten clone poof beside her all holding a belt, they each grabbed a child and swatted them a good ten times before she turns them around holding their chins. "If you all don't behave I will whoop all your asses again until I invent a new color, now I GET YOUR FILTHY ASSES IN THE TUB!" she screams as all the children ran to the bathrooms hold the butts crying.


The rest of the night went like a walking the park the children took their baths and ate their dinner before going peacefully to sleep. IN YOUR DREAMS!

The damn heathens went and threw a fricking disco in the bathrooms; one of the bad asses must have gotten the stereo from one of the room and dish liquid from the kitchen when she wasn't looking. Bubbles were everywhere, the floor had more water than the tub, the drying off towels was soaking and wet and loud music rang through the house. Akira nearly blew a fuse when she saw this and if it was for Temari all her cousins would have black and blue assess and wouldn't be able to sit for a month. Dinner time was no easy task, more food made it on the ceiling and floor then in their tummies. Surprisingly bedtime wasn't as hard as it normal would have been, was she only had to whoop them 6 times and have Gaara glare at them before they finally went to sleep. I guess the kids had to work a lot harder to run away from the gang of ninjas, ahah I should have became a ninja long before.

"Damn…your cousins are a giant pain in the ass!" Kouji whine.

"Yeah, I don't know who was worst, Akira's cousins or Gaara when he was younger." Kankuro puffed.

"No kidding Akira, were you like this when you're was younger?" Temari asked.

"YUP!" she smiled. "Now you just got a taste of how your niece or nephew going to be! But three times worst!" Akira laughed as Kankuro started sobbing.

Getting up Akira went to go clean the house, they were guest after all. Making her shadow clones Akira sent 5 to clean the bathrooms, another 5 to the living room and 3 to help her in the kitchen. In total it took her 5 hour to clean the house and when she was finished it was 2 in the morning. Passing the living she found Kankuro laying on the couch with his head stuff in the cushions, Kouji was laid spread eagle on the floor, Matsuri was curled in a ball next to the couch while Temari sat up against the couch holding the baby.

Smiling Akira pick up her small cousin when she saw Gaara coming into the room holding Kaida. "I found her sleeping, on top of the bookshelf."

"AHAH she likes high places." Akira laughed. Walking into the nursery the two placed the children down to sleep then sneaking out quietly. I hope that the baby will sleep through the night.

On the way to find a room Gaara grabbed Akira from behind kissing her neck as his hand went up her shirt squeezing her right breast. "Wow, you couldn't even wait until we got to the room." She sighed smirking.

Teleporting to a room Gaara pulled off Akira shirt and bra faster than light itself and began licking her nipple backing her up to the bed. Akira fumbled with the buckles of his vest and jacket ripping it off of him after opening buckles, running her hand down his tone chest to his belt. He then pull off her panties as he kisses his way down her body, licking over her bellybutton and nipping at her hip while his fingers traced all over the inside of her thighs and near and around her entrance. He then starts kissing and licking all around it before placing his mouth over the opening to her entry, kissing her like he would on her lips, then gently push his tongue down into her opening.

Akira moaned as he continued to do this she had to remember to breathe and not to scream her lungs out from pure ecstasy. Holy shit when did he learn how to do this! I have to remember how to breathe…shit BREAHTHE! Akira let out a loud moan gripping the sheets as he then start licking her clit and sucking it, he then fingers her with one hand and reach up and rub her nipples and with the other one. Akira moans and tried to pull away but he held her legs and inserted his tongue into her opening again and moving it in and out very quickly.

"Gaara!" she screams as she came. Gaara kissed his way back up her body when the infant started crying, Akira felt Gaara drop his head in the crook of her neck and curse.

"Damnit." She rolled on top of him and kisses him once before sliding off the bed and into the bathroom for a quick wash up before attending the child.


5 hours later

Akira looked over at Gaara and tried her best not to laugh at his twitching left eye. Gaara heard her giggled and turned his glare to her. "Aww come off it babe, this is what life going to be like for us from now on you know."

She tired really hard not to laugh but he was so cute when he pouted. She and Gaara were now separated in the bed by four of her cousins who slept soundlessly in between them, another four at the foot of the bed, two more were sleeping on Gaara's chest while two others plus the baby were on her. Akira shifted her body as one of the children seems to bury themselves under her right leg as the two snuggled more against her side.

"But do they all have to sleep in our bed." He hissed lowly.

"I'm sorry babe, this is how it always been, when the family goes somewhere new and the adults go out all the children end up sharing the bed with me…that how it was for my aunt Jamie before she turn 19 hell I was even crammed in the bed with her and I was 16…so now it's my turn and when I'm 19 the job will go to my brother until he's 19. It's just the way my family is and soon our family."

She saw his eyes soften when he looked at her belly, she was only in the beginning stage of her third month but she was showing a lot more than she should hell, Neko wasn't even showing yet she still had her tone stomach but Akira knew every pregnancy is different for every woman so she's not stressing.

"When…when will we know the sex…of the baby?" His voice was lower than normal showing he was nervous about something.

"Not until am at least 5 months, so around my birthday!" she giggled. "That would be nice to know the baby's sex on my birthday."

Akira gazed at Gaara; he was so beautiful the way his eyes were shaped with the dark rim around his aquatic eyes, just looking at him could put her at ease. "Have I told you I love you today?" she smiled.

She saw the corners of his mouth go up in the tiniest smile. "Yes."

"Oh…well I love you…" Soon before she knew it she fell asleep.

"I love you too."


That morning Akira was up cooking breakfast while the adults sleep off their handovers, the children were bustling around the kitchen talking about the weird dreams they had last night.

"Why do you all have to be so loud this early in the damn morning!"Matsuri yelled and just to piss her off three of the older kids screamed in her ear. "You fucking brats!" she ran after the kids only for them to call her names and make fun of her clothes.

Gaara came into the kitchen only to be ambushed by children. "Are you are uncle now?" one of them ask.

"No, Jream the only way for him to be your uncle is if I was your sister." Akira told the child over her shoulder. "Shit, Gaara come get the baby I can't cook holding him and have the kids running around, me please."

Looking at her Gaara was amazed she could multitask in such a way. She had the infant in a baby carrier slightly swing him while she stirred to oatmeal and sooth a crying child that was attached to her leg. "Well, please!" she begged.

"Which one?" he asked looked at the howling child then to the infant.

"Um Kenneth, please." She answered holding out the carrier. Grabbing the carrier he placed it on the table not knowing what to do when the child started to wail. Looking at the child like it gone insane Gaara was at complete lost on what to do.

"Um Akira…it's crying." Gaara tapped her repeatedly.

"He not an 'it' Gaara and he may want to be picked up." Turning to her he saw that two more children had attached themselves to her trying to get her attention.

Turning back still unsure of himself he picked up the child. "Akira…I picked him up but he's still crying!"

Said girl turn to him and frowned. "Gaara, your holding him wrong, don't hold him away from you like he has a disease. Cradle him be mindful of his head, then somewhat bounce him but not too much and pat his bottom, he'll quiet down soon enough."

Gaara did as told and like she predicted the child quieted down but when Gaara tried to put the child down the baby wasn't having it and would cry again. "How do you put up with this?" He asked while trying to give the baby back Akira who ignoring his offer.

"I was born into this chaos; you'll get use to it. KIDS COME AND EAT!" She announces loudly.

"Yayayaya!" Kankuro and Kouji run into the kitchen screaming like the children.

"That's disturbing…" Akira mumbled. After fixing the kids and Kankuro and Kouji's plate she went over to Gaara who tried yet again to give her the child.

"No, you hold him you need the practice." She giggled while fixing the baby's head to fit better into Gaara's arms.

"MMMMM, Akira what did ya cook!" Akira froze as her family walked into the kitchen seeing her and Gaara with the baby.

"AAAHHH!" Akira's mother and grandmother hugged her or more like glomped her. "My baby's having a baby!"

"Oh we have to do a baby shower!"

"But we need to know the sex of the baby first!"

"You're right, that not until May, when she'll be 5 months. Oh wait we'll have a baby shower slash birthday party!" she mother screams.

"HEY DO I GET TO PLAN ANY OF THIS!"

"NO!" her mother and grandma screams back.

"Oh ok." Akira shrank back blushing.

Gaara stared at the women excitedly talking on what the baby will need and things for the shower and birthday. He still couldn't wrap his mind around being a father the one thing he thought he never was going to do…wait…Gaara turned his gaze to the young woman who was still blushing from getting yelled at…Loving someone else was something he that could never happen something he'll never do, and yet here he was madly in love with the most insane, craziest person her ever met while besides Naruto. So maybe this father thing wouldn't be as bad as he thought, hell it might be easier than it was for him to admit he was in love with Akira.

Glancing down at the bundle in his arms, as the child looked at Gaara. Yeah I'm going to be fine. He thought as the child burst into tears. Or not.


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