Chapter 28: The Darkest Pewterschmidt

(A/N: Yet again, sorry for the lateness of this chapter. I have some writers block and been really busy lately)

(Disclaimer: I don't own Duncan, Snake Screamer does)

The Griffin Family were on a trip to Lois' parents' house, to spend the weekend with them and celebrate their anniversary. Peter, Lois, Meg, Matt and Chris were on the family usual station wagon, while Brian was taking Jillian, Stewie and Rosie n his car. Flare followed them flying.

"Can you believe it, Peter?" asked Lois, cheerful. "It will be 45 years since mom and dad married"

"What I can't believe it's that those old relics are still alive" said Peter bitterly.

"Peter, I know that you hate my parents, but you can't…" was about to say Lois before being interrupted.

"I don't hate them" said Peter. "Your mom is cool. And she's pretty hot. In fact, I'd say that she's a GILF"

"What?" asked Chris.

"Grandma I'd love to…"

"PETER!" shouted Lois angrily.

"But you dad is a rich bastard that hates me for no reason" said Peter.

"Well, in fact, there's a reason" interjected Chris. "He hates you, who are non wealthy nobody, for marrying her daughter, who comes from a really wealthy family"

"Peter, dad doesn't hate you" said Lois. "It's just that he's a wrong idea about you, just like some parents have wrong ideas about real life"

Cutaway

A random couple is watching TV.

"And in our national news, two teenagers went to their high school, killed twenty six students, three teachers, a cat, a dog and the janitor, and then they committed suicide" said Tom Tucker.

"Police reports say that the teenagers had access to weapons in their houses. They also liked videogames" said Diane.

The man then switched off the TV.

"Damn videogames…" said the man.

"Yeah. I wonder how many more kids have to die so people realize of its danger" said the woman.

End Cutaway

"Dad" said Meg. "Why did you put Stewie and Rosie in the other car?"

"Yeah, we've planned to play with her during the trip" added Matt.

"So Brian has to endure the company of those little monsters instead of me" said Peter. "Kids are soooo annoying during these long trips…Lois, how much is left to get there?"

"Peter, you're the one who's driving!" said Lois.

"Oh…" said Peter. "Lois, how much is left to get there?"

Lois growled in disgust and placed her hand in her forehead. Meanwhile, in the other car…

"That stupid bird keeps following us!" said Stewie, as he looked through the window.

"Well, Flare doesn't like to be very far from me" said Rosie, apparently happy of seeing that her phoenix was fast enough to follow them.

"God, this trip is painfully long!" complained Stewie. "How much is left to get there?"

"Oh, Stewie, will you shut up?" asked Brian. "You're driving me crazy with your constant whining"

"Come on oogy, don't be so harsh with him" said Jillian softly.

"Hey, a roadside bar!" said Rosie as she pointed out to the road.

"Where!?" said Jillian, excited, as she began to look through the window.

"Can we stop?" asked Stewie. "I need to go to the bathroom!"

"No!" said Brian. "God, I hope that my kids won't be that infuriating!"

After some hours, the family finally arrived to the Pewterschmidt mansion. They made their way to the hall, where Carter and Babs, among some members of their domestic service.

"Mom! Dad!" Said Lois happily before hugging their parents.

"Lois!" said Babs as she hugged her daughter back.

"When is Carol going to come?" asked Lois.

"Oh, she won't come" said Carter. "He's at her 13th honeymoon. I'm becoming tired of spending so much money in their weddings!"

"Carter!" said Babs angrily.

"Sorry" said Carter dryly. Then he walked to Peter. "Hi Peter. Are you still married to my daughter?"

"Sure" said Peter.

Carter then kicked him in the nuts.

"Wrong answer" said Carter.

"Dad, stop!" said Lois. "Why don't you try to get along with Peter?"

"Because it's much easier and funnier to hate him " said Carter.

"Granpa, grandma, I guess that you don't know Rosie" said Meg quickly, trying to change the subject of the conversation.

"Oh, what a cute little girl!" said Babs as she held her. "Lois, you didn't tell me that you had another kid"

"Well, that's because she isn't mine, but Meg's" explained Lois.

"Oh my god!" said Babs, shocked. "Meg, why did you had a kid being so young?"

"And who's the father?" asked Carter.

"Me" said Matt as he stepped in.

"Who are you?" asked Carter, annoyed.

"Name's Matt. Don't you remember me?" asked Matt. "You have to. I mean, we met in my wedding"

"No, I don't remember" said Carter dryly. "However, hopefully Meg didn't inherit her mother's nasty taste for men"

"Dad, I repeated you a thousand times" said Lois, pissed. "I don't care what you think, Peter is a wonderful man with lots of qualities, and I love him!"

Peter then walks to them.

"Hey, I was trying to echo my farts so they could sound louder, but I farted near those decorative candles, and I unwittingly set on fire the curtains. But don't worry, I pee on the fire to put it out, so nothing to worry" said Peter.

"Mr. Meriwether, why don't you take our guests to their rooms?" asked Babs to a nearby butler.

The butler guided the family to the upper floor. However, something hit Rosie's curiosity.

"Hey, why do you stop?" asked Stewie, who noticed that Rosie was staring at a door.

"There's something in that room" said Rosie.

"What do you mean by 'something'?" asked Stewie. "Something like a briefcase full of money and jewels, or something like the severed head of some old enemy? Or even better, a severed head full of money!!"

"I don't know" said Rosie. "But something tells me that there's something in that room worth of separating from the grownups and check it"

"Okay, let's go" said Stewie.

Meanwhile, Meg and Matt are unpacking their stuff in one of the multiple guest rooms of the mansion. Matt then notices that Meg has brought the spellbook.

"Why did you bring that?" asked Matt.

"I want to keep it near me" said Meg. "Something bad could happen if I left alone and unprotected at home"

Suddenly, the book emitted an energy pulse that crossed the whole house.

"Did you feel that?" asked Meg.

"Weird" said Matt.

Back to the babies, Stewie and Rosie entered in the room, very quiet, excited about what they could find. But the excitement turned into disappointment when they saw that there was just a studio.

"What the hell is this?" asked Stewie as he looked at the room. "There's nothing here!"

Rosie simply walked to a nearby library.

"And…" said Rosie as her eyes glowed. "How about if I do THIS?"

Rosie used her powers to pull out a random book. However, the book wasn't chosen at random, because the library moved away, revealing a secret passageway.

"Cool!" said Stewie. "I'm sure that here's where that rich bastard hides his fortune!"

Both Stewie and Rosie entered in the dark passage.

"It's very dark" said Stewie. Rosie raised a finger, and a small flame appeared over it. "Much better"

"It seems that we're going down" commented Rosie.

Finally, the stretch of stairs came to an end, and the two toddlers were in front of a large stone room with lots of necromantic and satanic motifs, such as demon statues, skulls, etc.

"Oh my God!" said Rosie in horror. "Look at that!"

"Yes!" said Stewie. "It isn't awesome? That's the way I liked to decorate my room, but that bitch won't allow me"

"Stewie, I can feel lots of dark energy here! We should leave!" said Rosie, panicked.

"Are you insane?" asked Stewie. "This is the first mildly interesting thing I found in this dust covered mansion. Let's take a look!"

Stewie and Rosie began to explore the place, that seemed to be a crypt. Their suspects were right, because at the end of the room, there stood an casket made of stone.

"And there's our grand prize" said Stewie cheerful.

"You call 'grand prize to a freaking coffin? You're insane!" shouted Rosie.

"Thanks" said Stewie. "Now let's see what's inside it"

"Stewie, don't do it" said Rosie. "I have a bad feeling about this. In fact, I think that coming here was even worse idea than when TMS introduced Chris Thorndike"

Flashback

Somewhere in japan, a bunch of executives are finalizing the Sonic X idea.

"So it's settle" said one of the executives. "The main cast will be made up by Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Amy, Cream, Big, and Dr. Robotnik as the main antagonist. They will be transported to our world, and the plot will revolve around the chaos emeralds"

"I want to make a suggestion" said another executive. "How about if we add to the cast a human child that befriends with Sonic?"

"Okay" said the first executive. "It will be part of the secondary cast and…"

"No, no. I mean as part of the main cast. He will go with Sonic and his friends to all his adventures, despite his contribution to the show will be minimal and he'll always be in danger, so Sonic must save him each chapter, hindering in his fight against Robotnik. He will also grow a sick obsession with Sonic to the point that Amy's fangirlism will look normal. In fact, he will even have more screentime than Sonic"

"More screentime than Sonic?" asked another executive in shock. "But the audience won't like that!"

"Oh, sure they will! In fact, I'm pretty sure that most of the kids will connect with him, and will become the most popular character"

End Flashback

Ignoring Rosie's advise, Stewie opened the casket. A cloud of dust came from it.

Suddenly, skeletons began to raise from the ground floor.

"Oh my God!" screamed Rosie. "Stewie!"

"This gets each time more interesting!" said Stewie. However, when he saw that the skeletons were surrounding them, finally realized of the situation. "Crap, they're going to kill us!"

Rosie then raised her hand, and casted a small fireball against one of the skeletons. However, it was powerful enough to reduce it to ashes.

"Good job!" said Stewie as he and his niece fled from the skeletons. However, the skeletons chased them.

"They're after us!" panicked Stewie. "They're going to catch us!"

"Not if I can do something about it!" said Rosie as she began to shot several fireballs at the skeletons. However, their foes were still too many.

"It's useless!"

"Don't worry, I have an idea!" said Rosie.

The little witch raised her arms, and summoned a very large fireball. She shot it at the roof of the room, prompting the underground crypt to collapse.

"Run!" shouted Rosie.

The two babies ran as there's no tomorrow, while the skeletons were crushed by the falling rocks. After several minutes running, they arrived at the studio. Stewie lost no time in closing the secret door.

"Pffiu" said Rosie, panting. "We almost didn't make it. I think that…I used all my energy…I need to rest…"

"Yes" said Stewie. "You know, after this, I realized that you could use your powers to make my life miserable, but instead of that you use them for helping others" said Stewie.

"Well, you'll do the same for me" said Rosie.

"Uhhh…"

Stewie's imagination

Stewie is on the back lawn, lying on a hammock. Rosie then walks to him with a glass in a platter.

"Your lemonade" said Rosie. "I hope that this time is okay"

"Let's see…" said Stewie before taking a dip. He then threw the glass of lemonade at Rosie's face. "NO!No, no, no! I said TWO spoonfuls of sugar, not three!"

"But I only put two!" complained Rosie.

"Make it again" ordered Stewie.

"No way!" complained Rosie. "I'm not your slave!"

"What did you said?" asked Stewie threateningly. He then uses his powers to levitate towards Rosie knifes, blades and all kind of sharp objects.

"It'll be in a minute" said Rosie out of fear.

End of Imagination

"Wait, you could use your powers to read minds, don't you?" asked Stewie.

"Yes, but mom told me that I shouldn't use my telekinesis that way. It'd be to violate other's privacy, and that would be wrong" said Rosie like repeating a speech.

Stewie sighed in relief.

Lois then entered in the studio.

"Here you are" said Lois as se picked both babies. "Why did you come here? We were really worried!"

"Sorry, grandma" said Rosie.

"Don't worry. It seems that you didn't cause any trouble here" said Lois.

"Yeah…sure…" said Stewie.

Well, Stewie and Rosie were very close to meet their end, but fortunately they're now safe and this adventure is now over. Over…? No, there are still lot's of things to happen.

Hours later, late in the night, when everybody is sleeping, a purple cloud of smoke came from the stone coffin that Stewie opened before. The purple cloud began to float around the house, until it arrived its destiny: the Master Room. There, it slowly introduces inside Carter's body. Carter then opened his eyes, revealing an eerie red glow in them.

The very next morning, the Griffins, Kennedys, Pewterschmidts and Jillian were all having breakfast.

"How did you sleep tonight?" asked Babs.

"Pretty nice" said Lois. "These beds are more comfortable than ours"

"And the best part is that there isn't any evil monkey in my room" said Chris.

"Yeah, this house is freaking sweet" said Peter. "I wonder why you don't invite us here more often. After all, we are your family"

"Don't say that!" shouted Carter while pointing Peter with his index finger. However, a beam of dark energy came from Carter's finger and hit Peter, knocking him and making him fall to the ground.

"Peter!" shouted Lois in concern.

"What the hell was that?" asked Brian, shocked by what just happened.

"Didn't you see it, oogy?" asked Jillian. "A beam of dark energy triggered by pure hate"

"Oh, I'm so sorry" said Carter. "It's that I feel really outraged when somebody reminds me that you're married with my daughter" said Carter. "Anyway, let me make it for you. How about a golf match?"

"Sweet!" said Peter. "Let me get my golf gear" said Peter before leaving the room.

Rosie then walked to her mother.

"Mom, I think that something's wrong" said Rosie, visibly worried. "I feel an evil aura irradiating from great grandpa Carter"

"Oh, there's nothing wrong about that" said Meg nonchalantly. "He's evil, especially when it comes to dad"

"There's something wrong with him" said Rosie, still scared. "I can feel it…"

Some moments later, at the mansion's private golf field, Peter and Carter are playing golf while the rest of the family is sitting at the garden's tables, chatting and having some drinks. Peter swings his club, and send the ball near the first hole.

"Ha! Beat that!" teased Peter.

Carter then pulls out his wallet and tosses it to the ground.

"Oh, how clumsy I am" said Carter. "Peter, can you pick up my wallet? I have rheumatism and I can't bend down"

Peter then bends down to pick up his father in law's wallet, with his ass facing him. Carter then raised the golf club, which quickly charged with dark energy, and hit Peter in the butt with it, sending him several meters forward.

"AAAAAWWWWW!!" screamed Peter.

"Peter!" shouted Lois, as she ran to him.

"Dad!" shouted Chris as he followed his mom.

"A rabbit!" said Stewie as he chased the rabbit.

"Oh, I'm so sorry, Peter" said Carter, faking concern. "I was about to hit the ball but I missed. I'm old and my sight isn't the same as before"

"Dad!" said Lois angrily as she helped Peter to stand up. "What's wrong with you!?"

"What do you mean, sweetheart?" asked Carter innocently.

"Dad, I know that you are not in good terms with Peter, but you're going overboard!" said Lois, scowling. "Come on, Chris, help me to take your father inside"

Lois and Chris took Peter inside, followed by the rest of the family.

"My ass!" whined Peter. "It never hurt that much since that time I…God, it hurts so much that I can't even call for a flashback!"

"Carter has been acted very weird recently…" said Matt.

"Well, honestly, he usually acts like this in front of Peter" said Brian.

"No, I mean the things he does" said Matt. "I saw that the club he was holding had a very eerie purple glow. And remember when he shot that energy blast at Peter?"

"Do you think that grandpa has stolen my book, and its using magic dad?" asked Meg.

"I don't think so" said Matt. "He doesn't know that you have that book"

"Then what?" asked Lois.

"I don't know" replied Matt. "I hope that all this weird things doesn't happen again"

Hours later in the sunset, after getting dressed, everybody went to the dinning room, where the domestic service was setting up the table, and occupied their seats. Only Carter and Babs missed. Peter still had his ass in a lot of pain.

"I hope that our dinner won't be very spicy" whined Peter.

"Peter, I spoke with dad and he told me that he was going to apologize for what has done" said Lois. "Hopefully, we can spend the rest of the weekend without any major incidents"

Carter then walked in the dinning room, looking sad.

"Dad, it's something wrong?" asked Lois

"Yes, I have two bad news" said Carter. "First of all, the dinner has been cancelled. And the second one, YOU'LL GONNA DIE NOW!"

Carter then is surrounded by black flames. His usual clothes changed to a black robe with runes and necromantic motifs, and an aura of darkness surrounded his body.

"Oh my God!" shouted Meg in horror.

"Yes, how dare him to call this caviar?" said Stewie outraged.

"Dad! What's happening?" asked Lois in horror.

"There's no 'dad'!" said Carter in a different voice. "Name's Thalmat, and I was a Necromancer. My spirit has been imprisoned under this house for many centuries, until I was recently released. Now, I took over this body and exact my revenge on the humanity!"

"Why did you choose grandpa's body?" asked Chris.

"Because his heart is cold and is full of darkness!" said Carter. "The kind of feelings that make me powerful!"

"Dad! Can you hear me?" asked Lois. "You must fight! You must retake the control!"

"Hahahahaha!" laughed Carter. "Retake the control? He let me to overtake his body!"

"That can't be true!" said Lois. "Why would dad do such a thing?"

"He told me that he could use my body if I killed that fat guy" said Carter as he pointed to Peter.

"But you're an evil wizard and you're not going to fulfil that promise, right?" asked Peter nervously..

"First of all, I'm not a wizard, but a necromancer. And second, despite being an evil necromancer, I always fulfil my deals, so prepare to die!" said Carter, as he casted a spell on the maids and butlers, turning them into zombies.

"Wait! What have you done with mom?" asked Lois.

"That old hag? Nothing. I didn't harm her" said Carter.

Menahwile, upstairs, Babs had been turned into a statue. Back to the Griffins…

"Now kill them!" Commanded Carter. "Meanwhile, I'll look for the magic book that awoke my soul!" said Carter before disappearing in a burst of black flames.

"So the Spellbook awoke him!" said Lois.

"Yeah, it was the Spellbook" said Rosie all shifty eyed.

While they were arguing, the zombie maids and butlers began to surround them.

"Crap, what are we going to do?" asked Peter.

"Don't fear, I'll take care of them!" said Rosie, who was about to cast a fireball on one of the zombies.

"Rosie, no!" shouted Matt. "They may be zombies, but we cannot kill them!"

"Why not?" asked Rosie, confused.

"Because they're still innocent people" said Matt. "We must fight that guy, defeat him and force him to return them back to normal"

After some seconds, Rosie nodded in response.

"Yes…I guess that you're right…"

"However that leaves us with a very small problem" said Stewie calmly. "WHAT THE HELL ARE WE GOING TO DO!?" yelled angry.

"Rosie, can you teleport us to somewhere else?" asked Meg.

"I don't think so" said Rosie. "I used a lot of energy before"

"What? What the hell did you do that takes so much energy?" asked Matt in disbelief.

"I guess that we won't know it" said Peter. "…because we all going to die!"

"Oogy, I'm scared!" said Jillian. "I don't like zombies!"

"Well, maybe something happens that allow us to escape" said Chris.

"Yeah, like somebody is going to appear here from nowhere and take us to a safe place" said Brian bitterly.

Suddenly, a cloud of smoke appeared between them and the zombies. From the cloud appeared a cloaked warlock known as Duncan. Everybody then stared at Brian.

"WHAT?" said the dog angrily.

"Don't worry, Griffins, I'll take you out of here!" said Duncan in an over the top manner, before teleporting himself and the Family to another side of the house.

Minutes later, everybody is recovering from their near death experience.

"Duncan, I've never though that I'd say this" said Rosie. "But I'm so happy of seeing you!"

"How did you know that we were in troubles?" asked Lois.

"My boss send me here in a mission" explained Duncan. "You see, he has a crystal round thing which can see future events"

"You mean a crystal ball?" asked Matt.

"Yes…" muttered Duncan. "Anyway, he knew that Thalmat, the necromancer, who was buried here hundreds of years ago for unbeknownst reasons apart for the sake of the plot, was going to revive, and he send me here to kill him for good and protect you."

"It's a relief to hear that" said Lois. "That must explain all the weird stuff that dad did recently"

"But why did he take over grandpa just now?" asked Meg.

"Thalmat's powers are much stronger at night" explained Duncan. "If we wait until the dawn, he'll be powerless, however we don't have time. Anyway, where is he?" asked Duncan.

"He said that he was going to look for the spellbook!" said Meg in horror.

"Damn! We must find the book first!" said Duncan, showing his concern. "Meg, where is it?"

"In my room" said Meg.

"Okay, fortunately, Thalmat won't know where it is, so we have some time before…"

"Haha! I found it!" said Carter, appearing in a burst f black flames, holding the spellbook.

"Crap…" said Duncan.

"We're doomed!" cried Chris.

"Don't worry, I'll deal with him!" said Duncan in an heroic manner.

"We're doomed!" cried again Chris.

"Okay, that hurt…" said Duncan, downbeat. "Anyway, prepare to face your end!"

"Ha!" laughed Carter. "What are you going to do to defeat me, you pathetic mage? With this new body and this spellbook, there's nothing that can stop me!"

"Flare!" shouted Rosie, and the phoenix came quickly at the call of his owner. "Help Duncan to fight!"

"Less talk, more fight!" said Duncan before starting the fight.

Duncan cast a shadow beam, but Carter dodged it. Carter then summoned a swarm of bats and send them to attack the warlock. Flare killed the bats creating surrounding the warlock with a shield of flames He then countered with a psychic blast, which hit Carter successfully, causing him to fall to the ground. Flare's body burst in flames, and plummet Carter, but the Necromancer banished and the phoenix crashed against the floor. Carter then used his powers to levitate some furniture and throwing it at Duncan, which stopped the attack with his telekinesis. Carter then summoned four ghosts, which began to fire dark beams at Duncan and Flare.

"Man, this is taking forever" said Peter.

"Well, I think that it's amusing" said Jillian. "It's like watching a video game!"

"Wait, why Jillian is here witnessing all of this magic stuff?" asked Mat.

"Don't worry, she'll forget about all of this in the next episode" said Brian nonchalantly.

"Well, maybe we should tell her the truth about Rosie and all this magic things" said Meg. "After all, she'll become part of the family soon"

"Nah, it's better to wait until she forgets about all of this, than trying to explain her all the stuff. Trust me, it's MUCH EASIER" replied Brian.

"We must do something to help Duncan!" said Rosie.

"Well, according to what happened when we met Miriam and her sisters for first time, Thalmat should have inherited some of Carter's traits" said Matt. " Lois, he's your father. What's the thing that pisses him most?"

The answer popped in Lois' head almost instantly.

"Dad, look at what I'm doing!" said Lois, and when Carter looked at her, Lois kissed Peter in a very passionate way.

"Lois, stop kissing that fat moron!" shouted Carter in his normal voice.

"NOW!" shouted Matt.

Duncan took advantage of Carter's momentary distraction, and blasted him with a Dark Nova. Carter then dropped the book.

"Flare!" shouted Rosie.

The phoenix then flew quickly towards the book, and grabbed it with his claws.

"Come here, you dreadful bird!" yelled Carter.

"Did somebody said bird?" asked Peter.

"Peter, no! It's not the right moment to do that!" said Lois.

"Because everybody knows that bird is the word! A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word! A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word! A-well-a bird, bird, bird…"

"SHUT UP!" shouted Rosie as her eyes glowed. Peter then continued singing, but nothing came out of his mouth.

"Thank you, Rose Mary" said Stewie.

"Now we can focus again on the plot" said Brian.

Well, Flare has just taken the spellbook, and flied towards Rosie. Rosie then jumped on Flare's back and flied away.

"Damn!" yelled Carter.

"Ha! We beat you!" said Lois. "Now free my father!"

"Even without that book, I'm still very powerful!" said Carter. "And Carter told me that it's about time that you obey him, and I AGREE!" said Carter before casting a mind control spell on Lois.

"Oh my god! Mom!" said Meg.

"Be careful! She's now under Thalmat's control!" said Duncan worriedly.

"Nah, Lois has been always a rebel daughter" said Peter nonchalantly as he walked up to her. "Right, Lois?"

However, Lois kicked him hard, hurling Peter against a wall.

"SHHHHH…AHHHHH… SHHHHH…AHHHHH… SHHHHH…AHHHHH…" said Peter as he rubbed his shin.

"You know, that gag is getting really old" said Brian.

"Not as old as hearing your liberal speeches every five minutes" said Peter.

"Touché" said Brian.

"Now, Lois, kill them!" said Carter. "Meanwhile, I'll look for that toddler and recover the book" said Carter, who disappeared in a burst of black flames.

"This is the second time that he does that" pointed Matt.

"Do what?" asked Meg.

"Leave nothing but minions to kill us instead of doing it himself." Said Matt.

"Well, a lot of villains do that, it's not that he was going to be different" said Stewie.

"I'll find Rosie" said Meg as she ran away.

"Duncan, go with her!" said Matt. "Rosie is a witch, but she won't have any chances against Thalmat, even with Flare at her side!"

"Yes, we'll take care of Lois" said Peter as he cracked his knuckles. "I'll finally be able of doing something that I keep dreaming with since my wedding: to beat my wife!"

"Man, you're sick" said Matt in disgust.

Everybody ran away leaving Peter, Lois and Matt alone.

The scene then changes to a 2D fight style game, and the Ryu Music Theme plays in the background. Peter attacks Lois punching her three times. Lois countered with a low kick. Peter stepped back and shot a Fart Missile (it would be like Ryu's hadouken). Lois blocks it. Peter shoots another Fart missile, but Lois jumps over it and dropkicks Peter. Peter charges level 1 super combo: Greater Fart Missile! Peter fires a much bigger fart and hits Lois! 4 hit combo! Lois then recovers, rushes towards Peter and headbutted him. Peter then stands up, jumps and delivers a Butt Slam, but misses Lois charges level 2 super combo: Tornado Kick! Lois jumps and spins in mid air several time, hitting Peter. 6 hit combo! Peter charges level 3 super combo: steroid abuse! However, Lois breaks his combo with a hold. Lois charges level 3 super combo: Extreme Bitchslap! Lois slaps and kicks Peter hard several times, and Peter loses all his hps. 7 hit Level 2 super combo finish!

"You lost!" said Matt.

"I can believe it!" said Peter. "Defeated by a woman"

Lois then walked to them, ready to kill them.

"What are we going to do?" asked Peter.

"Let me think! hmmmm…she's too strong, we can't fight her hand to hand" said Matt, thinking. "Meg told me that Lois is a Tae-Jitsu black belt and it seems that Carter made boosted her strength with magic…the only way we can defeat her is to make her to hit herself!"

"Good idea" said Peter. "Hey, Lois, you have a fly on your nose! Kill it!"

"Peter, she may be brainwashed, but there's no way that-" however, Matt's bitching was interrupted when he saw in shock Lois hitting herself hard in the face, knocking herself down. "Shutting up"

"Now let's find the others" said Peter.

Speaking of the others, Meg, Rosie, Duncan, Chris, Jillian, Stewie and Brian are in one of the many rooms, in a vain attempt of hiding from Carter.

"We need a plan" said Duncan. "Despite we have the book, he's very powerful, and we just can't wait until dawn"

"If Daphne was here…" said Meg. "Maybe she could help us…"

"Hey, good idea!" said Duncan. "We can summon her with the spellbook"

"Really?" said Rosie with high hopes.

"Sure, lend me the book" said Duncan, before Meg gave him the book.

"Fools!" said Duncan in a deep demonic voice. "Now that I have Miriam's spellbook, there's nothing that can stop me from becoming world's greatest warlock! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" laughed Duncan. However, then smiled and said: "Haha! You fell for it!"

Everybody looked at him in total shock.

"I was joking! I mean, you won't believe that I was going to do that, right?" asked Duncan. "Guys?"

Minutes later, we see Duncan with lots of bruises and his clothes tattered.

"Okay, I guess that I deserved that" said Duncan, before spitting blood. "Anyway, let's go with the spell. Forces of magic, hear my call, open a portal between time and space, and bring here Daphne!"

A cloud of smoke appeared, and Daphne appeared from it. However, Daphne was wearing nothing but her underwear and a pink robe, hair rollers and holding a cup of tea.

"What the hell…?" said Daphne out of confusion. "Where am I?"

"Hey, nice body!" said Duncan, who was drooling at Daphne's gorgeous figure.

"EEEEEEEEEK! YOU PERVERT!" shouted Daphne before slapping him hard, and covered herself.

"Okay, I deserved that too" said Duncan. "Well, the reason of why we summoned you here is because…"

"If you want me to use my powers to make your marijuana to grow faster again, forget about it!" said Daphne angrily.

"You don't even let me finish!" said Duncan. "I summoned you because we need your help to defeat a Necromancer that has possessed Meg's grandfather"

"Please, Daphne, help us!" begged Rosie.

"Alright, I can't say no to a cute little child" said Daphne as he snapped her fingers, and his clothes and hairstyle changed to her usual. "Where is him?"

Suddenly, Carter appeared in front of them.

"I found you! Now give me that book and I'll give you a quick death!" threatened Carter.

"No way!" said Duncan. "Daphne, are you ready!"

"Yes!" said Daphne. "Oh, and Rosie, tell your Phoenix not to interfere in the fight. His flames could harm my plants.

Another epic battle began. Carter attacked with a wave of blue fire, but Daphne created a shield protecting her and Duncan. Duncan the shoots a psychic blast that hurls Carter against a wall, breaking it, and landing in the garden. Carter stands up, and summons yet again another horde of ghosts. Daphne summoned several vine whips to trap Carter, while Duncan destroyed the ghosts. Carter then frosted the vines, breaking free, but Daphne summoned more.

At that moment, Peter, Matt and Lois arrived.

"Hey, what's going on?" asked Matt.

"Duncan and Daphne are engaged in an epic fight against Carter. No big deal" said Stewie nonchalantly.

"We must do something before they kill each other!" said Brian.

"Maybe if you find any of Carter's weak point, you can force that bad guy to dispossess him" suggested Jillian.

Everybody then stared at her in shock.

"What?"

"Hey, I can believe what I'm going to say, but I think that Jillian had a really good idea" said Stewie.

"Well, she also had another good idea 10 chapters ago" said Brian. "Lois, do you know anything that we can use against Carter?"

"Now that it comes to my mind, yes, I know!" said Lois before looking through the hole. "Daphne, use your powers to grow flowers over the garden!"

"You must be kidding!" said Daphne while repelling some of Carter's attacks.

"Trust me!" said Lois. Daphne then covered the garden with flowers.

"Rosie, can you use your powers to rise some blow?" asked Lois.

"Yes, but it won't be very strong" said Rosie.

"Don't worry, a little breeze will be enough" said Lois.

Rosie's eyes glowed as a small breeze raised, rocking the flowers, raising clouds of pollen. Meanwhile, Carter has defeated Duncan and Daphne.

"Haha! Victory is mine!" shouted Carter triumphal.

"Hey, that's my line!" complained Stewie.

"Well, you barely use it since season 3" said Brian.

"I won't be so sure about that!" said Lois.

"Why not? I defeated your pathetic mages and-ATCHOOO!" sneezed Carter. "ATCHOOOO! What the hell is happening to me? ATCHOOOO!! Why I'm sneezing and my body feels so itchy?" said Carter before scratching his body and sneezing again. "What kind of spell is this?"

"Dad was allergic to pollen!" said Lois triumphal. "Now you aren't able to fight!"

"This itch…it's unbearable! Make it stop!" begged Carter.

"Free my dad, turn his maid and butlers back to normal, and your pain will disappear!" said Lois.

"Fine!" said Thalmat as he dispossessed Carter and dispelled the zombie spell from the domestic service. "But mark my words: I'll come again, and you'll feel my wrath! I'll swear!" shouted the ghost before disappearing.

The next morning, the Griffins are back to Quahog.

"Wow, what a horrific experience" said Lois.

"Yes, and we got a valuable lesson from this: Lois, your dad is an evil bastard" said Peter.

"Well, I guess that you're right" said Lois sadly.

"Don't worry mom" said Meg cheerfully. "You still have us"

"Thanks, sweetie" said Lois, smiling. In fact, she always though in Peter and her children as her true family. A very wacky and dysfunctional family, but a real family. "However, I have the feeling that we forgot about something…"

That night, back at the Pewterschmidt mansion, Carter is making love with Babs, who is still a statue.

"What's wrong with you, Barbara?" asked Carter. "You're cold and not moving. You seem like a freaking rock!"

Babs, obviously, didn't say anything in response.

"Okay, you're not in the mod. Good night" said Carter before turning off the lights.

End Chapter.

Most of times I forgot to do this, but thanks to everybody who read, review or suggest ideas for this story.