Title: Fairytale Failure

Who: Debitto, Jaiden

Rating: K

Summary: Debitto and Jaiden didn't want to be something as ridiculous as something out of a fairytale. They were far better than that.


Fairytale Failure

Debitto and Jaiden would never be a fairytale. They weren't soul mates. They didn't complete each other. They were puzzle pieces that didn't fit, she was like a sky puzzle piece, while he was like a grass puzzle piece. Though it often seemed like they came from two different puzzles entirely. Two completely different puzzles, that hated each other.

Debitto wasn't any knight in shining armor. He scowled, swore, and occasionally got his ass handed to him by Exorcists, which Jaiden would remind him about on a daily basis. In his opinion, 'shining armor' was damn right retarded and incredibly heavy. No way was Debitto anything like a gallant knight.

Jaiden wasn't a princess in constant distress. Actually, she was more or less the devil's nightmare if you got on her bad side. She swore just as much, if not more, than Debitto, and she hated when other people fought for her. She'd rather die than scream and cry for someone to save her. Jaiden was far from a beautiful princess.

And their life was most definitely not a fairy tale. They lived with pain, blood, and constant battle their whole lives.

They didn't proclaim vows of everlasting love either. You would mostly see them screaming in each other's faces. The screaming often consisted of words like; "bastard," "bitch," and "fucktard," and also phrases such as, "I hate you," and "I hope you die in a pit of spikes filled with snakes, alligators, and killer rabbits." (as said by Jaiden.)

If either of them talked about their feelings, the other would probably laugh in their face and make fun of them for a week, maybe longer.

But that was just fine with them.

The last thing they would ever want was kindness, sympathy, or affection – they consider feelings like that useless.

They didn't want something as stupid as a fairytale.

The only thing they did want was to know why the hell they had fallen in love with such an asshole.