Arigatou gozaimasu minna-san!!! I was reading all the reviews the other day and I'm so glad that you guys enjoy this fic!! Thank ya to: Okibimaru, BleachFan4Evur, Tsanayi-sama, and SUPAxLinner, AND everyone else who reviewed, faved, and put this on alerts. As well as everyone who reads every single chapter and checks by. SO this chapter is DOUBLE the randomness (I think...), has some CROSSOVERS, and involves a tea party/picnic in HUECO LAND. So without further ado...here's the next chappy!! ...I have no idea how I'm gonna end this now...
Rangiku swung open the door only to reveal nothingness.
"Eh?" Everyone was surely confused as all there was behind the door was a dark room. "And you guys were afraid of this!" Rangiku laughed.
"Ehehe…ok let's move!" Ichigo said walking forth.
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Ichigo flew back onto his backside staring at the ceiling dumbfounded.
"Um…what happened?" Rukia asked him.
"I dunno"
Rangiku poked whatever had flung Ichigo back.
"It's like a wall…" She commented on the soft object. "…I think it's a padded room!!" She exclaimed. "Wait, why am I excited about that?" She then wondered.
"I wuv you!" A girly, cutesy voice said.
"Who said that?" Everyone wondered and looked around.
All of the sudden the 'wall' fell out onto the group, it turned out to be a bunch of dolls.
"I wuv you!" They continued to say.
"…You guys were scared of these?" Rina asked the men who stood back horrified. They shot glares at her, regained their composure and acted as if they had never seen the dolls.
"Well, I guess we'll have to get rid of them!!" Ichigo roared and swung Zangetsu down on the dolls. Instead of disappearing, the dolls multiplied. "What?!"
It was like they were being controlled by someone as they kept coming at the shinigami who were swinging down on the dolls. Obviously it didn't work as they kept multiplying. A shadow hovered over top of the group. They looked up to see a very large version of the dolls they were killing.
"Uh…who's that?" Renji asked nervously.
"I think it's their leader" Orihime answered.
"Why does Aizen have these?" Hisagi asked.
"I WUV YOU!!" It boomed and hugged tightly a bunch of shinigami.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"STOP IT!! IT'S TOO CUTE TO COMPREHEND!!!" A bunch of people yelled out.
"TOO NICE!!!"
"ARGH!!"
"God you guys are such amateurs" Tori sighed.
"Well you stop it if you're so pro!!" Hitsugaya roared dodging the doll's attempt to grab him.
"OK!!" She agreed. Mika and Rina agreed to it too.
The 3 went up to the doll and stared up at its smiling face. It looked down at them, for some reason everyone went quiet.
"I WUV YOU!" It squealed and hugged them tight.
"WHAT THE HELL YOU GUYS JUST GOT CAUGHT!!" Ichigo yelled at them.
"I WUV YOU TOO!!" The 3 shouted and hugged it back.
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The huge doll and its mini clones disappeared instantly. Everyone's jaws dropped to the ground.
"That's it?" Toshiro asked amazed.
"Mm-hm! It was obvious, I was pretty sure that 12 captains could figure it out" Tori said.
"Yeah but I bet you guys wouldn't do that even if your lives depended on it" Rina added on.
"Sad but true" They admitted with their heads hung low under a cloud of misery.
"Er…whatever lets go!!" Ichigo changed the subject; the group proceeded into the room, finding nothing, except a lot of doors.
"Aw jeez…" Some grumbled.
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"OK AIZEN WE'RE READY FOR YA!!" Renji thundered and stormed straight to a door and opened it. He walked straight in, not watching whatever he was walking into. BAM! He walked straight into a brick wall.
"Let's try this one" Ichigo suggested he opened and walked in. There was no wall. Everyone thought it was the right door until…he came out of another door that was also in the room. He looked very confused. Another shinigami tried another door, but somehow he came out from a door on the ceiling. There were doors on every square inch of the room, on the floor, on the ceilings and the walls. All leading to strange places or none at all!
"Ok, this one!" Momo exclaimed and opened a door. "WAH LION!!" She shrieked as she shut the door quickly before the lion could lunge at her.
"Um…how bout this one?" Nemu wondered, she opened it and out hopped out was…a cute little snow bunny.
"BUNNY!!" Rukia squealed and tackled it; it was amazing for her since she wasn't in the best condition. Everyone looked at her strangely at her sudden reaction. "What?"
"Ok I'm going for this one!" Mika yelled out, her two other friends followed her after she opened the door. "HALLELUJAH!!" She called out as she and the other two ended up in a place that wasn't dangerous-looking.
"Um…where are we?" Rina wondered.
"KAZE NO KIZU!!" A male voice yelled out.
"HUH?" Suddenly a bright blast came hurtling right at them. Luckily they were able to escape.
"What was that?" Tori asked. Then her eye caught a man in red clothing. He had long white hair. "Hey it's Santa Claus!!" She squealed in delight. She ran over to him as fast as she could. She was about to glomp him when her eye caught a little fox child. "KITSUNE!!!" She screamed and tackled the little kid.
"Who are you people!!? The one in red asked clearly shocked.
"Shinigami" Mika piped up. "Who are you?" She asked.
"Er…I'm Kagome, this is Inuyasha, and this is Sango, Miroku, Kirara, and Shippo." A girl in a school uniform armed with a bow and arrows explained.
"Ohh…I don't get it" Mika said.
"Never mind us…you guys are shinigami? As in 'death gods'?" Inuyasha asked.
"YEP!"
"Psh I'll believe that when I die!" He smirked.
"OH MY GOD DOG EARS!!" Mika noticed his little ears and tackled him and grabbed them.
"HEY LET GO OF ME GODDAMMIT!!" He roared pained from the sudden tug on his ears.
"Hey who's that?" Rina asked the group as she saw a person in the distance that also had white hair.
"That's Inuyasha's older brother, Sesshomaru." Shippo explained.
"Brother?" The 3 asked surprised.
"Yeah can't you see the resemblance?" He asked. The girls shook their heads.
"Ya know I have to admit…your older brother inherited the looks and the brains" Kagome said out loud.
"WHAT?!" Inuyasha yelled out infuriated. The two broke out into an argument.
"This happens everyday!!" Sango groaned.
"When'll they ever learn?" Miroku sighed.
"It's always like this, don't worry" Shippo told them.
"Uh…we should be going…" Mika said.
"Aw…ok… bye Shippo!!"
The 3 went back to the door that was in the middle of nowhere and appeared back in the room with the rest of the shinigami.
(DISCLAIMER: InuYasha belongs to Rumiko Takahashi)
"Where were you?" Rangiku asked wonderingly.
"This era where demons exist and talk like us" Rina explained.
"…Did you hit your head when you passed through the door?" Ukitake asked.
"…Now that you mention it…" Rina said rubbing her head.
"Ok this has to be it!!" Mika said confidently.
"Wait I'm coming with you!" Soifon yelled out and followed them.
"Ok…why though?" Mika wondered.
"There's no point of sticking around with idiots that keep walking into walls" She said.
"Ok…where the hell are we?" Rina wondered looking at their surroundings. They appeared in a village of some sort and there was a mountain like thing with 5 faces carved onto them. All around people had headbands and had pouches around their waist. Tori poked a person on the shoulder.
"What place is this?" She asked him.
"Konoha" He answered easily. "Looks like you 4 aren't from around here, are you here to talk to Hokage-sama?" He then asked. All 4 females were puzzled.
"Um… 'Konoha' 'Hokage'?" Soifon spoke up confused.
"Um…yeah…we're ninja…" He answered now confused.
"…Friends of yours Soifon?" Tori joked.
"Um…who are you?" He asked now on full alert thinking that the shinigami were intruders of some sort.
"Shinigami..." They answered cautiously unaware of what the outcome would be.
"...Probably friends of Naruto..." He muttered walking off. "OI NARUTO!" He shouted out, in a flash a blond boy in an orange jumpsuit appeared. The 2 people talked for awhile...then the boy, Naruto turned his attention to the shinigami.
"Uh...hi" He said to them.
"Hi..." The girls returned it.
"50 MORE LAPS LEE!!!" They heard a loud voice shout out.
"YES GAI-SENSEI!!" 2 males in green spandex suits raced by at an alarming speed.
"That has to be the most disturbing thing that I've ever seen" Soifon said.
"Let's go, this place is weirder than Seireitei!" Rina said quickly and she and the other 3 ran back to the door.
(DISCLAIMER: Naruto belongs to Masashi Kishimoto)
"So, how was it?" Renji asked.
"We were in the land of the ninja!" Mika exclaimed.
"You were visiting Soifon's family?" He asked.
"NO!! We were in this strange place full of ninja, oh whatever… did you find the door?!" Mika asked switching the subject.
"No…" They said disappointedly.
"Ok how bout this one?" Rina suggested.
"Whoa…it's all technical and crap" Tori commented.
"Yeah you're right."
"What the--?! What are you guys doing here?" Mika whispered surprised.
"Well we decided to follow you guys since you guys go somewhere strange and interesting while we walk into walls and get mauled by tigers" Ukitake explained.
"Ok…"
"FREEZE!!" A few voices shouted out.
"Huh?"
Suddenly a bunch of men in uniforms came out surrounding the shinigami with guns at hand.
"Who are you and how did you get on board?" One asked.
"Um…through that door on the ceiling" Ichigo spoke up pointing at the door.
"…only a fool would believe that!" One snapped.
"But there's a door on the ceiling!!" Ishida said back.
"If you won't tell us who you are and how you got on board the Minerva, we'll have no choice but to arrest you!" One threatened.
"…For some reason I ain't scared" Kira commented. Others agreed with the shinigami.
"Somebody get the commander down here!" One soldier ordered another.
"Yessir!"
"Hey what's going on here?" Another group of soldiers that were in their teens arrived on the scene from the commotion.
"That's our line!!" The shinigami said back disgruntled.
"Hey you can't automatically assume them to be intruders!!" A magenta-haired girl shouted out.
"Lunamaria be quiet!" A blond male shushed.
"But Rey!" She protested. "They must've come in from the door on the ceiling!" She pointed out.
"Finally somebody sees the door!!" Toshiro exclaimed.
"Hey what's going on here?" A male asked from behind.
"Athrun!" Some exclaimed. "Er…I-I mean—"
"It's ok it doesn't matter now" He silenced them and kept with his question.
"Who are these people?" Cagalli wondered.
Shinn muttered something at the sight of the blonde female. Lunamaria nudged him in the side and told him to ignore it.
"They came from above" Lunamaria joked.
"Above?" Cagalli asked.
"Above as in…" Athrun trailed off as a bright light shined down and a soft harmonic song resounded within the hallway.
"Whoa…we only made the doom sound come out but never angelic!" Mika exclaimed.
"Well we better be off now since we don't wanna cause too much damage" Rukia said.
"Hey why are you still on my back when you're perfectly fine?!" Ukitake asked Rukia who was on his back.
"Because I hate walking and you're the best captain in the world!!" She praised him.
"Uh huh" He dumped her off his back and ascended for the door as many had already done so.
(DISCLAIMER: Gundam Seed Destiny belongs to Chimaki Kuori...I think it's this guy...)
"Ok, only 2 doors left!" One door in the far right corner, and the other right above it. "Which one to choose…" The one in the far right corner had a large neon sign that flashed 'I'm behind this door pick this one!!!' while the other had 'I'M NOT BEHIND THIS ONE, DON'T PICK THIS ONE!!! No seriously…don't…!!'
"Um…eenie, meanie, minie, mo…" Tori went back and forth between doors. Soon after the door that said 'don't pick this one' was selected and they went with it. Amazingly enough, Aizen, Tousen and Gin WERE behind the door.
"Damn! I thought that sign would work!" He muttered from the sudden intrusion.
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"Give it up Aizen, you're gonna pay for what you've done to us!" Zaraki boomed from outta nowhere.
"Zaraki-taichou? When did you get here?" Renji asked.
"Just now"
"Oh whatever"
"HOLD ON!!" Hinamori shouted out which stunned everyone. She ran up to Aizen and looked at him straight in the eye. "Aizen-taichou…" She said quietly.
"What is she doing?" Tori asked Hitsugaya who had no idea.
"THANKS FOR NOTHING!!" She screamed and bitch-slapped him right on the cheek then kneed him in the groin. He doubled over in pain; she walked back quite proud of her achievement. "Ok, you can go kick his ass now!" She said with a smile.
"RRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR!!!" Everyone charged at full force straight at the 3. Out of nowhere the remaining Espada showed up to defend Aizen, Gin, and Tousen…although some of them didn't care about whatever had happened to them. The shinigami stopped in their tracks.
"Er…how's it going?"
Zaraki and his men charged on and broke into a full-fledged fight with the Espada while the remaining got the courage to challenge the 3 formers.
"Cookie?" Lolly asked the frightened Orihime, she backed away as Lolly advanced with a mischievous smile.
"HOLD IT!!" Tori yelled and jumped in between the too. "With or without nuts? You can't go asking people if they want a cookie without them knowing what's in them!" She lectured the female arrancar.
"…Nuts" She answered confused.
"…Here's where I'd slap you since I'm allergic to nuts…RAAA!!!" Tori slapped her so hard she fell against the wall creating a crater.
"Stand back, let us men take care of em!" Zaraki yelled which clearly offended the women especially the captains.
"Excuse me?!" Soifon asked him. "Just because I'm a girl DOESN'T mean I'm weak moron!! If I recall I kicked your ass a few hundred times already!!" She yelled at him.
"Zaraki-taichou's a fraud!! He's not the strongest captain!!!" Rangiku shouted out which caused an uproar.
"Just shut the f-ck up, stay back and watch!!" Yamamoto boomed everyone went silent.
"Whoa, language--!!!" Yachiru yelled out. Everyone soon ignored the fact that an old man sweared and continued fighting.
After a few moments of violence…the shinigami were starting to wear out a bit.
"Hey can we have a bit of help?" Toshiro huffed. "Hello?" He looked back at the group of females playing …cards?
"Have any 2's?" Rangiku asked Isane.
"Nope, Go Fish"
"YOU'RE PLAYING GO FISH IN A MIDDLE OF A FIGHT?!" Hitsugaya roared enraged.
"Uh...yeah! Nothing else to do" Tori rolled her eyes.
"HEADS!!" Rangiku shouted out to her captain as an arrancar came charging at him.
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Nearly half an hour later, the fight was still going.
"..O…k…I…really think…that you guys should…help us…out!" Hisagi panted, worn out from fighting his former captain. "So…how…bout it?" He asked turning his head towards them.
"Rangiku, Truth or Dare?" Hinamori asked.
"DARE!!!" She squealed.
"What the--?!" Many men turned their heads to the women who had started a game of Truth or Dare.
"Go hug Gin!!" She dared.
"In the middle of a fight?" She wondered. "OK!" She agreed and ran forward towards him, shoving her captain out of the way and then hugging Gin tightly that he could barely breathe.
"oooOOOOoooo" Some people cooed.
"Ok bye!" She waved and ran back to her group.
"…That was awkward…IKOROSE, SHINSOU!!"
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"Ok, you know what? YOU guys go out there and fight!!" Random men shouted out.
"Hmm…yea I dunno now, since I don't feel like fighting anymore" Rukia said back.
"Me too" Kiyone agreed.
"WHAT?!" They shouted out in shock.
"Cookie?" Lolly asked. "They're chocolate chip, fresh from the oven!" She added on.
"Mmm…cookie…" Mika said as she took one. "Hey are these the Pilsbury Doughboy one's?!" She asked excited.
Lolly nodded. "I have the crescents and cinnamon rolls too!" She said back.
"BRING EM OUT!!" Rina ordered.
"AYE-AYE!!" She saluted and ran back to the kitchen.
"Ya know, after you get to know her a bit, she isn't all that bad…although she beat me up..." Orihime said.
The sweet aroma of Pilsbury Doughboy food wafted into the noses of the people who were fighting. They got hungry very fast and just wanted to jump into the ring and devour every single thing. But no, they were deadlocked in a fight so there was no chance of them ever eating something.
"Um…Aizen?" Renji groaned.
"What?" He asked.
"Can we take a break? Just so we can eat something?" He asked. "I'm dying of hunger and they're mocking us!!" He pointed to the girls who were happily munching away on goodness.
"…Yea I guess…" He agreed.
Everyone dropped their swords and went over to the food and ate peacefully as if they were a one giant, messed up, family.
"…Need sake!!" Rangiku, Iba, Ikkaku, and Kyouraku shouted out!! They couldn't stand the tea and they really wanted sake.
"I have some!" Gin yelled out and brought out 2 huge jugs.
"…Since when was there ever alcohol here?!" Grimmjow asked suspiciously.
"…Since the day you were born!" He answered.
"…Doesn't that mean Aizen's a daddy?" Mika asked.
"Aww…" Everyone cooed while he grabbed his zanpakutou threatening to kill them all.
"Aw ok Aizen-Ojii-san" Tori sulked.
"Sweet we get to call him an old man!!" Grimmjow cheered giving high-fives to all the arrancar. Well Ulquiorra gave him a punch to the jaw but other than that everyone rejoiced.
"So how's your tea party coming along?" Urahara, Isshin, and Ryuuken asked.
"FINE AND DANDY!!" Kyouraku burped out.
"Eww…"
"AWESOME!!"
"Hey it's you guys!" Ikkaku said drunken.
"OLD MAN!!" Ichigo yelled out getting into a fighting stance in case he tried to attack him. "Hey wait, you're a shinigami?" He asked.
"Yup"
"So mom could've been saved on that day"
"Shut up"
"What about Karin and Yuzu?"
"They're with Tessai, Jinta and Ururu" Urahara answered.
"So……why are we here again?" Ryuuken asked. The men both shrugged.
"Vacation?"
"OK I'M READY TO FIGHT!!" Zaraki yelled. Aizen got up ready to fight him as well.
"HOLD IT!!" Rina shouted out and got in between the men. "Unless you guys wanna puke all over each other, you hafta wait an hour before any physical activity…but I only know that's for swimming but I don't wanna see any barf in this place!!"
"…Damn you and your knowledge" Zaraki grumbled, sat down and took a swig of sake.
"I taught you well didn't I?" Aizen beamed.
"No, your book 'Safety Rules for Evil Bastards That Are Hopelessly Single for Life' states it…it's wide open and practically everyone read it" Rina pointed to a shelf that held a very large book.
"LOL you guys are hopelessly single!" Zaraki laughed.
"So are you" Tousen said back.
"…SHUT UP!! I'LL FIND SOMEONE…someday…"
"Er…isn't Aizen supposed to die and we all rejoice and then get back to our boring lives?" Iba asked.
"…Hey why do I have to die?" Aizen asked.
"Cuz you're an evil bastard that is hopeless single for life" Renji answered back.
"…Why do I even have that stupid book anyways?!"
