Title: Comebacks
Rating: K+ to T
Mood song: TEEN TITANS…OMFGWTFBBQ. I actually don't know any songs, lulz. I live in a cave.
Pairings: Dan-Vlad…hate. LOLOLOL.
Word count: 360
Notes: I don't know where my mind was. Really I don't. Anyway, it's a challenge from Shiny-san again; wants a Dan-Vlad drabble this time where they aren't teamed up. I tried my best at first but then it went downhill and so now I have this shit. I hope you don't hate me now, Shiny! TTwTT
AU…? I dunno. But this made me LMAO.
Damn my crack-ish mind. D:
((LOTS OF OOC, YAYYY!))
…um, I LOVE VLAD. I really do. -hearts-
And, um, I want Dan's cape. It's sexyfine. Yup, yup.
I'm hyper; can you tell?! XD
Epic … simply epic.
"Get out of my way, Grandpa!" yelled a black-haired guy in a gruff voice as he ran down the street from some security guards.
"Grandpa?! I'm only in my 40's, you little punk!" barked the man, stopping the young adult in his tracks.
"Little? I'm in my 20's and a hell of a lot stronger than you! Now outta my way."
"Maybe I should let them catch you; you have no respect," Vlad retorted, changing into his ghost form. "You don't know who you're dealing with."
"And neither do you, apparently," Dan said with the same tone, changing into his own ghost form, neither of them seeming to care that they were in public.
"You want to take this outside?"
"We're already outside, retard!"
"My, you have such a dirty mouth. Let me help you WASH IT OUT!" growled Vlad as he hurled some ghostly fire at the younger man.
People began running away, and naturally the second the guards saw Dan transform they were gone faster than you can say, 'eek, a ghost!'.
"You asshole! I wasn't even ready yet!"
"Aww, too bad! And your mouth is still just so dirty. Maybe you need a SPANKING!" Vlad roared with multiple blasts of his Ghost Ray, aimed for – of 'course – Dark Danny's butt.
"Gahh!" he yelped. But soon that yelp became a yell of frustration, and he launched a net of ectoplasmic goo at Vlad, entangling him like a fly in a spider's web.
"Oh cheese logs, oh sugar cookies, oh butternuts!!!" Vlad curses while struggling to move his limbs in the sticky goop.
At first Dan just frowns, but slowly that frown turns into raised eyebrows and a bit-back smile, until finally he just bursts out laughing. "What. The. Hell!" he sputters while laughing.
"Will you please just can it, Mr. Flaming-Hair!"
And this throws Dan into anther fit of laughter, the dark sound echoing throughout the city.
"I mean it! Just get me out of this, and I'll show you how fierce I can be!"
"You know, Plasmius," Dan chuckles, "You're not very convincing when you're tied up in green goo and using snack foods as swear words!"
