Dear diary,

Today ended up so bad! Sometimes I hate my parents. Michael and I were having such a great time and my dad totally ruined it. See it all started when Donna asked Eric to take her out of town because her parents were arguing again so he took her to a club in Chicago with Hyde and Fez. Michael and I came over to my house (you know since my parents were gone for the night).

At first we had sex..which didn't last as long as I would have hoped, but whatever. After that I gave Michael a 'glam makeover' you know so he could look like Bowie. Diary you should have seen him, he looked BETTER than Bowie. The mascara made his lashes look extra long and I never noticed before, but Michael's cheeks are amazing, all he needed was a little blush.

Oh so back to me hating my parents. See Michael and I were dancing and my parents got home early and daddy walked into my room and he attacked Michael. He completely ruined my night. I understand that daddy's only being protective, but what did he think was going on? I mean for God's sake Michael had on a dress, you know because you can't be totally glam without a dress right?

Anyways, I just wish my parents would go away sometimes. I love them, but sometimes it's like ugh, you know?

Well time for bed diary.

Jackie Burkhart-Kelso