THE LEAGUE OF SUPER EVIL CHAPTER 28: AN OVERDUE BILL
"Alright, now that we have our little pests hidden away with low morale, now is a wonderful time to go back to the currently highly unstable main timeline and mess around with it," Chill said with an evil laugh.
"So we're gonna go attack the main world now?" Pac asked.
"Yes, that is literally what he just said," SpongeBob said.
Pac ignored the crusty sponge, turning his back toward him in an immature manor.
"Enough, you two imbeciles. Now is the time for conquest and glory, not idiocity. Now is the time Bill Cipher shall rise and finally take over the world! We don't need any essences or bull like that, we just need ultimate knowledge and power! Which we have right now, fyi," Chill spat out.
Chill held up his hands to a circular graphic on the wall and begun chanting. The circle lit up and turned blue, then turned into a portal.
"Taking over this world should be a cinch. After this is over, we should finish my original goal of taking down all the remaining ogres and taking their powers, legacy, and wealth for ourselves!" Chill gloated.
Suddenly, there was a knock on the door.
"Your majesty, they're here!" SpongeBob said to his leader.
"Well shit that moment didn't last very long, wonder how they found this place. Then again we did leave a sign outside of our HQ to welcome them in here for some good fun," mumbled Chill. "Say Pac, do you know your battle station?"
"Uhh," Pac groaned. "I guess so..."
"You idiot, we're gonna get killed because of you!" SpongeBob snapped.
The doors flung open, revealing Shrek, Elsa, Magolor, Deadpool, Phosphora, Rodin, Anna, Kermit, and a raging horde of Muppets.
~Unforgettable from Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Sleep begins to play~
"Quick! Defeat them before the portal closes so we can get a move on!" Chill yelled.
The battle broke out in an explosive manor, the Muppets raging all over the floor as Chill grabbed both SpongeBob and Pac with his ramen hair tentacles, lifting them up. Deadpool pulled out a gun and shot at SpongeBob, who screamed as blood went everywhere.
"BARNACLES!" shouted the dirty-mouthed sponge. He suddenly felt limp in Chill's tentacle ramen hair.
"Sponge... hey Sponge," Chill said. "Sponge?"
There was no response.
"You can't just shoot someone, you douchebag!" yelled Chill as he threw SpongeBob's corpse at Deadpool.
"What, how was I supposed to know he'd die like that?" Deadpool retorted.
Chill screamed as he unleashed his hair tentacles, sending them down on various different Muppets, crushing them to death.
"Watch out!" Shrek yelled.
Everyone begun desperately trying to avoid the tentacles.
Pac screamed as Chill dropped him carelessly, running off as far away as he could so not to get crushed as well. He came across his old comrade's corpse.
"SpongeBob... are you really dead?" asked the poor young boy, holding the sponge in his arms.
"Let go of me," replied SpongeBob in a raspy voice. He stood up, almost tripping over. "Don't get sappy now. We have to live."
"Then we need to help Bill!" Pac yelled.
"Forget Bill! Can't you see, Pac? He's been using us since day one! But of course you were too blind to see that as well!" SpongeBob yelled.
Pac stepped back in fear. He felt like crying again, but he noticed a change in SpongeBob's expression. It went from one of anger to fear.
"Pac, look out!" yelled SpongeBob.
SpongeBob leaped forward and pushed Pac tumbling back. Pac opened his eyes after hitting the ground, peaking up only to see a ramen tentacle smashed brutally against the ground where he previously stood.
"SpongeBob! Not again, no!" Pac yelled.
The ramen tentacled lifted up to reveal SpongeBob, who was smooshed against the ground so badly he tore, making him unable to recover from being squished as he would normally be able to as a sponge.
"SpongeBob!" Pac yelled.
Chill uttered a few instances of profanity before working his way into the portal, which started to close.
"Guys, look! It's closing!" Phosphora shrieked.
Chill stuck his head into the portal from the other side. "Go ahead, try and get back. This is the only chance you got!" he gloated, then turned around to float away.
Another portal opened in the room as countless triangle monsters fell in, wielding swords, guns, and crossbows, beginning to attack the Muppets and The League of Super Justice.
"Just... go! We'll handle them!" Kermit yelled.
"What, are you sure?" Phosphora gasped.
"Yes, I'm sure. Go, get into that portal if that's where you guys are from!" Kermit yelled.
"But Kermit..." Phosphora said, gazing into his eyes from slightly across the battle field.
"I'll never forget you. In fact it'd be kinda hard to do so," Kermit joked as he narrowly dodged a slash from a sword and almost got shot in the foot.
"I'll never forget you too!" Phosphora said as she flew, grabbing Magolor and Deadpool nearby. "Everyone grab on!"
Shrek, Elsa, Anna, and Rodin clinged onto the feet of Magolor and Deadpol, only barely lifting above the enemies below.
"Ow! One just slashed my foot!" Shrek yelled.
"Better be glad I supplied you with a healing factor then!" Deadpool shouted from above.
Phosphora desperately tried to speed up as the portal grew ever so smaller. She pushed as hard as she could, getting one burst of energy sending her and her allies forward and into the portal. The gang flew through and fell outside of the real, original version of Arendelle. They were in the middle of town square.
~Perfect Chaos Phase 2 from Sonic Adventure plays~
Chill laughed loudly as he floated through the sky.
"I will bring death upon each and every one of you!" the evil ramen man triangle guy echoed through the air.
Chill lowered himself to look directly at The League of Super Justice.
"What you saw earlier in the other world was just a special sneak peak of what's to come!" yelled Chill.
"Give us our Chad back!" Deadpool shouted. He revealed his two swords as he leaped at Chill, trying to slash away at him.
"Deadpool, no!" Rodin yelled. "If you damage Chill, it'll hurt Chad's body too! We don't know how much damage his body can sustain."
Deadpool stopped on a dime and landed back on the ground. "Then what do we do for now?"
"I'll think of something," Rodin said. "You just defend for now. Negate all of his attacks! Take care of his hair, too!"
Chill floated high, maneuvering to rest above the center of Arendelle as he unleashed the ramen tentacles. They all seemed to act and coordinate on their own free will.
Shrek summoned his Onionblade, leaped at one and chopping it in half. He flung his blade at another to slice it from afar, then ran over to a third and ripped it in half with his brute strength.
Elsa froze some of the ramen tentacles, having Anna then hit them with an axe she found to shatter them to pieces.
Magolor was flinging around from tentacle to tentacle, slicing them one by one at an amazing rate.
Deadpool sliced away with his swords, doing his best to not get caught by one of the monsters.
Phosphora flow threw the air, carefully dodging strikes from each ramen hair beast as she zapped lightning at them. They seemed to really stick out whenever she hit them with electricity. Well, they were made of hair, after all.
Rodin just punched them away as he stood in place, trying to hatch a better strategy.
Pac climbed through the portal at the very last second. He noticed the battle scene going on, and he quickly ran away from it all along with the rest of the citizens of Arendelle. He spotted a boat on a dock in the distance and climbed into it, releasing its ties and rowing it off into the sea.
As the view of Arendelle started to look further and further away, Pac continuously cried. He eventually stopped the boat for a moment so he could stop and think clearly.
"I don't know what to think anymore... if I go back home, I'll just get mocked. It's dangerous everywhere else. If only I were more like SpongeBob... I wouldn't be such a pushover. But here I am now. No wonder nobody likes me... I have to MAKE them like me. I think there's only one logical step to go from here..."
Rodin suddenly recalled something he had given Shrek the other day while in Hell. Before they had planned to completely reunite Elsa's soul with her body, they were going to put the soul in a locket that they could use to keep her soul in until they brought it back to her body.
"Phoshora!" Rodin shouted.
Phosphora turned to look at Rodin, who held up the locket.
"Take this locket and use it to absorb the demon from Ch-" Rodin begun, but was cut off as Phosphora was suddenly grabbed by some of Chill's various tentacle ramen hair monsters.
"Dammit!" Phosphora and Rodin shouted at once.
Rodin turned his view to Shrek who was fighting a few of the monsters. The monsters just seemed to keep coming by the dozens at this rate.
Rodin ran up to Shrek, grabbing his hand to give him the locket.
"Run up to the top of the highest building in town and do whatever you can to draw Chill near. Hold this locket up to him and release it, it'll absorb the demon and we'll get that Chad guy back," Rodin explained.
Shrek nodded, grabbing the locket.
"I'll cover your spot for now, Shrek! Go and take him down!" Rodin yelled.
Magolor noticed Phosphora in the distance. He took off in a run toward her as he launched through the air and sliced through a bunch of the monsters, then went sword crazy on the monsters holding her captive. She was freed, returning to flight as she began dodging more of the monsters right away.
"Thanks, pal!" she yelled.
"No problem!" Magolor replied.
Shrek ran faster and faster. He looked up at the skyline, gazing for the tallest building in the town. He eventually spotted it, then bolted toward it. He huffed and puffed, jumping over and sliding under ramen tentacles coming his way.
Shrek broke down the locked building door and ran up flight of stairs.
~Save Cereza! from Bayonetta begins to play even though I believe I used this song before in another chapter~
Shrek paniced as he remembered all the times he related to Chad on opinions and in style, the times they talked, and some early yet to be revealed High School nostalgia.
"Don't worry man, I'm coming," Shrek said under his breath as a ramen tentacle broke through the wall and tried to trip him. He narrowly avoided it with a jump.
Shrek got to the highest floor and kicked open the doors to the roof view. He had some bad flashbacks to the SHIELD mission from before, but he casted them away to another part of his mind for now.
"Aye! Scalene idiot, would ye look over here?" Shrek taunted.
Chill looked over.
"What, do you want to take me head-on or something? Aren't you just some random fat ogre. Shrek was the name, right? I sent your brother threw a portal promising him the oh so great Onionblade would be passed down. Good think I'm not a liar and stuck to my deal. Aren't you happy, Shrek? Aren't you happy you got the Onionblade instead?" Chill goaded.
"No! The Onionblade-useful as it is-is no replacement for that of my bretheren! I wanted Shrack back! I wanted my family back! Years have passed since I've moved on from my sorrow, but I'll never forgive you for what you've done. First my brother, then my family. I'm not letting you take my friend too!" Shrek replied, carefully pulling the Soul Locket out from his back pocket. He held it tightly, holding it behind his back.
Chill got near Shrek.
"Really, and what are you going to do about it?" Chill teased.
"This!" Shrek screeched as he pulled out and popped open the Soul Locket or whatever I'm actually gonna call it.
"What? Are you kidding me, where the hell did you find that thing?" Chill yelled.
A burst of light shot out of the Soul Locket, piercing Chill. Chill screamed, his voice slowly going from Bill's voice to Chad's voice.
A triangular spirit was forcefully pulling out of Chad, hooked onto the beam of light as it pulled back into the Soul Locket. The locket closed as Bill was absorbed within.
"Wow, that was kind of scary and amazing!" Chad said in a surprised tone. Then he looked down and realized he was in mid air and he started to plummet to the ground.
Shrek pocketed the Soul Locket and ran toward the ledge of the building.
"Chad!" shoute the ogre.
Two ramen tentacles then grabbed the ledge of the building and pulled Chad up.
Shrek grabbed Chad's hand and helped him on back onto the building.
"Thanks man," Chad said.
"Don't mention it," Shrek replied with a handshake.
Shrek pulled the Soul Locket out of his pocket. He gazed at it, confused on what to do with it. Rodin suddenly approached from behind.
"You're wondering what we do with that thing, right?" Rodin asked.
"Yeah," Shrek replied. "Something we'd want to take good care of so to make sure he never gets out ever again."
Rodin grabbed the locket and threw it onto the ground, smashing it under his foot.
"What?!" Shrek and Chad both yelled in shock.
"Don't worry. That motherfucker is gone now. Once the Soul Locket is broken there's no way he can be released from the realm he's in now. He's essentially all but dead," Rodin said.
Shrek and Chad glanced at each other.
"Well... all's well that ends well, I guess," Chad said with a shrug.
"I missed you dude," Shrek said as he pulled Chad in for a hug.
