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Vampire or Vampyre Rulebook:

Don't walk in the daylight, if you do wear a coat

Don't go near crosses

Don't go into a church

When you feed, don't drain the human or animal

Recognize your fellow Vampyre and be nice

You shouldn't fall in love with a human, as they will not accept you.

Beware of the color change of your eyes, everyone is different.

You can change a human into a Vampire, but they must be your mate for life!

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"Kabuto…are we almost there yet?" Orochimaru asked impatiently, while gazing out the window.

"Yes, Lord Orochimaru. We are approaching the office now. I see they have their lights off. Though I do sense a presence in there. A Vampire." Kabuto responded.

"It must be one of the Vampires who work here. They probably stayed behind to keep tabs on the office." Orochimaru responded off-handedly.

"I suppose…" Kabuto frowned. As far as he knew…all of the Vampires were on vacation. This situation seemed suspicious.

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"Ne, Sasuke…are you grabbing my butt?" Naruto asked.

"No. Why?"

"Sai…are you grabbing my butt?" Naruto looked to the other member who would most likely be doing something naughty.

"No, although if you want me to-"

"No, Sai. Just, no. Okay then who is?" Naruto asked. He sat up and stared into the eyes of the culprit.

"Uh…it's not like that. I was grabbing my…pen! See?" Madara giggled.

Kyuubi mumbled with disgust, "Another pervert. Great."

"Yeah, that's all we need!" Naruto said with a shout.

"Let's see we have…Sasuke, Itachi, Sai, Kiba, Jiriaya, and now Madara!" Temari said while trying not to giggle at Neji's expression. "Sorry, Neji, you too."

"I'm not a pervert!" Kiba shouted and was ignored.

"This is all just a waste of time…" Gaara said with a frown.

"Why did she not include me in her perverts list, Hinata, why?!" Neji screamed hysterically.

"Ehh? Shouldn't you be happy?" Hinata tried to sooth an inconsolable Neji.

Sasuke ruffled Naruto's hair and smirked. "See what you did?" He didn't seem bothered by the fact that he was called a pervert.

"But it was Madara's fault." Naruto pouted.

"We're here! YOSH!" Lee, who had been surprisingly quiet a lot of the time, (sweatdrop from author,) shouted. He jumped up and down and made Tsunade spill her coffee.

"Lee, you brat!" Tsunade tried to regain her composure but the car went over a speed bump and Jiriaya fell into Tsunade's boobs.

Jiriaya giggled like a school girl. "Sorry Tsunad-"

He didn't have time to finish his sentence, as his face was smashed against the window from Tsunade's fist. He moaned and the others stared at Tsunade in shock. Even Lee had quit bouncing. She had finally snapped.

"NOW ALL YOU BRATS! BE QUIET BEFORE I KILL YOU!" Tsunade shouted; a large vein sticking out on her forehead. She looked at Naruto and made a WTF face.

"Oh." Naruto said in surprise. They all looked at him and noticed that he regained his ears and fluffy tail.

"They go away when you are in control of your powers, just like our Vampire teeth." Itachi explained quietly. Secretly he was also scared of Tsunade's wrath but he would never say that in-front of his minions.

"I see…" Naruto said quietly. He could see the "look" in the eyes off all the perverts. It was the, "Can I feel," look. He started to shift and twitch.

"Let's get out of the car!" Sakura said with a smile. She couldn't wait to get out of the cramped limo. Her boobs kept squishing against Kiba and it was making her remember things about when they were dating.

"Okay everyone out, slowly. One at a time." Jiriaya stated but was ignored and trampled.

They stretched when they got out, leaving Kyuubi inside blocked by the others. The Vampires tensed as they felt the presence of another inside the office.

"Aren't we all here?" Itachi asked with a frown. It was so hard to keep track of the unimportant minions that he had.

"I thought so..." Sasuke made a fan out gesture and the Vampires began to perform the manoeuvre when they were stopped by more pressing matters; mainly, Orochimaru's car pulling up in-front of them.

"Orochimaru...what are you doing here?" Sasuke asked suspiciously.

"I would just like to check on my investment, is that okay Sasuke?" Orochimaru whispered seductively in his ear.

"Ugh...yeah I suppose..." Sasuke stepped away and grabbed Naruto's hand. Naruto squeezed his fingers tight and smiled reassuringly at him.

"So, if Orochimaru and Kabuto are here, then who's in the office?" Kyuubi asked as he finally was able to get out of the limo. He stretched his back and just when he was most vulnerable, Itachi hugged him tight.

"Oh Kyuu, you're so cute!" He blew on Kyuubi's bare stomach, which made Kyuubi shiver.

"Itachi, stop, people are staring!" Kyuubi blushed and pushed Itachi away. Well it was mainly Orochimaru that was staring.

"You know, I wouldn't mind a threesome –" Orochimaru began.

"Forget it." Itachi waved him off and walked with Kyuubi into the building. Naruto ran ahead of everyone before they could protest. He was curious as to who was in the building.

He rounded the first corner and bumped into something, hard. His breath was knocked out of him but he shot up and stood over the figure. It looked like he found the intruder.

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Pein walked over to the raised platform and bowed his head in respect. "My lord, we have done the task you set us out to accomplish."

The leader turned in his chair and his dark brows were forced together in an angry scowl. His swirling red eyes were dancing with disappointment. "You have had many casualties..." His deep voice boomed.

"I'm sorry my lord. Those dammed office Vampires were stronger than we expected. Though, we never did want any casualties, on either side. But aside from that, Sasuke and his lover did pass the test, my lord.

"Yes, I am so proud. But I am still not totally convinced. I have another spy in the works, to check up on things. I will eventually meet this Naruto myself. You are dismissed Pein." The dark lord raised his hand and made a shoo-ing motion.

"Yes, my lord." Pein was furious. If only he had a little bit more time he could have made his plan work. He didn't intend to follow this foolish lord forever. Because the devil knew, he had an eternity.

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Anko and Asuma stretched out their legs on the patio and enjoyed a beer together. "Ahh, this is the life..." Anko commented.

Asuma nodded his head. They had both been given a week's vacation because of the incident with the Vampires. Soon they would have to go back on duty and see what was up on the paranormal side of the law. They were just enjoying as much time together as possible.

"I got a call the other day..." Asuma began. He didn't want to ruin the moment but he thought he'd better tell Anko. "It seems we were invited to a dinner party."

Anko raised her brows. Cops often didn't get invited to things like that because they made people nervous. "Well, who's dinner party? I need to know so I can get a dress!" She grinned like a little girl.

Asuma began shredding his beer label and said quietly. "The Uchiha's mom."

"We'll I'll be damned."

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"I caught you intruder!" Naruto shouted! He leaped on the figure and they rolled on the floor a couple of times before the intruder spoke.

"Naruto, it's Shino!" Came the muffled voice.

"S-shino?!" Naruto sprang up and helped Shino to his feet.

"Oh I remember now! Shino needed to get something and he told me to tell everyone." Sasuke tapped his fist to his other palm and cocked out his hip in a very un-Sasuke-like way.

"Uh, Sasuke?"

"Oh sorry, it's Ino." She left Sasuke's body and returned to her own that was being carried by Shikamaru. All the Vampires stepped into the entranceway and said 'hi' to Shino; feeling very bad that they forgot about his existence.

"Ino...you better have a very good reason for invading my body..." Sasuke said icily.

"Well I knew that I needed to tell you something important, the Shino thing, but you were ahead of me and I couldn't send the message because I didn't know exactly what it was...I'm sorry!" Ino looked pleadingly into Sasuke's eyes.

"Whatever." Sasuke sighed and they all began to walk up to their offices. He looked at Sakura and she nodded. The Vampires seemed bored so they followed Sasuke and Sakura over to Sakura's desk and began listening to the messages.

"First new message: Hey Sakura, it's mummy. How are you doing? Daddy made some nice bumble berry pie that made me think of you. Can't wait to see you again dear, call me. Bye love."

Sakura blushed. "Aha, um next message."

"Next new message: Hello Sakura dear. It's Mrs. Uchiha calling. How are my sons doing? Up to no good I presume. I'm just calling to let you know that you and the other Vampires in the office are invited to my dinner party this Friday. I will not take no for an answer. I invited that Orochimaru fellow and also my cousin Madara, so be on your toes. Tell my sons they can bring their latest lovers, as well. Yes, a mother knows all. Oh and Sakura dear, that Kiba better be your date, or I will not forgive him. Chow."

For some reason the second message made Sakura blush more than the first one. "So, are we going to that dinner party Sasuke?" Sakura asked, surprised that her voice was even.

Sasuke looked to Itachi who nodded, not that he ever let his brother make decisions for him. "I guess so..." the two brothers looked worriedly at their lovers who were oblivious to their impending doom.

"I guess I'll be seeing you all then. See you later, Sasuke." Orochimaru hissed as he grabbed Sasuke's butt. He took off just as fast as he had gotten there.

Sasuke shoved Naruto into his room to brief him on the upcoming disasters. Itachi did the same with Kyuubi, but was unsuccessful in getting rid of Madara. That left all the other Vampires to mill around and pretend like they had something to do. It was a wonder that company stayed in business.

"So I suppose I have no choice in the matter, not that I would want to pick differently anyway," Kiba said with a grin that made Sakura's heart race.

"Yes, I suppose not." Sakura said with a gleam in her eye.

"Wear green." Was all Kiba said as he entered his office and closed the door.

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So, I liked this chapter=). It was short, but that's so the next one can be really long.

I'm talking colossal here people, so please do not be disappointed!!!

I hope you enjoyed and please don't forget to review!!