Spades is back, just so you know.

I'm really sorry you had to deal with the last two chapters by yourself, M.C. but at least you survived and- *looks at number of reviews*...heehee

...Yep. Spades is back.

Happy Matin Loothar Ken Day everone!

Do you know who MLKJ is finally?

Or do you still think he's just an MVP for the NBA?

And boo 4 the falsy-elacted presadents secant inebriation!

Here we go again...

I gess Ill be rooting 4 the Revans in the supper boll becuz the 69ers r frum Sen Frensisko so there antire teem is prolly gay.

Oh my Enkindlers.

I wantad the Felkans 2 win the NCF Champagneshap but they didnt becuz the reefs prolly were gay 2 and riged the gam.

Can you just shut up?!

You are the worst homophobe I have ever met!

CHAPTAR 27: EVUL CLON SARAS FENAL SMASH

If Sara's is an...angel *Represses rage mode* then is Evil Clone Sara's going to be a fallen Angel?

Make's sense but I doubt it.

"Theirs 4 of us and onely 2 of u so giv up" Lauren sed.

Evil never gives up.

"And I have the powars of DOG!" I sid.

Yes! You have the powers of a dog! That means you really are a bitch.

Bitch = Female Dog. She has just confirmed it herself.

"Well I hev the powars of Saten and Adama!" Evul Clon Sara sed.

we know.

"They wont be enuf 2 beet nme" I sed.

Sadly, they wont, because Sara is a major Mary Sue.

"Yes thay well!" Evul Clon Sara sed.

"Ill fite the othars hunny" Becky gave Evul Clon Sara a discussing kis on the lisp.

*Face Palm*

Lark and Spike

WHO THE FUCK IS SPIKE AND LARK?!

atecked Becky with there sords but she was so fat that they coldnt cut throo 2 her blud vassals thro her thik layar of obasety.

I. Have. Had. Enough. Fat. Jokes.

Same.

*HIGHBLOOD RAGE MODE ACTIVE*

*DEMON MODE ACTIVE*

Can you just STOP RANTING ABOUT BECKY BEING FAT?! Oh my God! IT JUST MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A BIGGER FUCKING BITCH THAN YOU ALREADY ARE!

Seriously! How would you feel if we wrote a story, put you in it as the biggest idiot alive who thinks she's the best when she is really just the fucking worse? Wait! That would actually be pretty fucking accurate.

I just...Every time you talk or write something it makes me want to beat you to a pulp! With a porcupine!

*Demon Mode Deactive*

*Highblood Rage Mod Deactive*

I feel better now.

Glad we got that out of our systems.

Lauren tred to panch her but her fist bonced of.

Grrr...

Arrrgh!

Meenwile I was fitting Evul Clon Sara we were evanly powared becuz she was my clon. I new there was onely on way 2 became mor powarful than her. So I actived my finale smash!

Oh God! You make Angels look so God damn awful!

"Ha! Now u dont steand a chans aganst me!" I sed. But Evul Clon Sara jus stated laffin. Than she actived her finale smash 2. I didnt evan no she cold do that.

*face Palm Combo X 10*

Her finalle Smash mad her gro a hole buncha wongs lik Stepharoth the evul lady form Clods gam (shes prolly a lesban becuz ho evul she is and she has a manely vois in kindam harts 2).

*Grabs Sara and punches her repeatedly* QUIT ASSUMING PEOPLE ARE LESBIANS WHEN YOU DON'T KNOW JACK SHIT! *Throws her off a cliff*

If only you actually did that...

"Ono" I sed. I new I was in 4 ther fit of my lief. We stated atecking each otter and I shat holly bemas and she shat demonstrative banes.

So, she has an army of Banes she's throwing as a demonstration?

We war stall evanly powared. So I preyed 2 God 4 advise.

Oh my Enkindlers! GOD JUST KILL HER ALREADY! I'M BEGGING YOU!

"Remamber! Evul Clon Sara cums form u!" God sed. Than I had a idiot.

You are an idiot.

I plased my han on Evul Clon Saras cheat and apsorbed her back in2 me! Than, b4 my finale Smash wore of I opaned a porthole 2 Hell that suked Becky in. I new Satin wode jus let her ot agen but she wod not have a fun tim 4 the littal bit she was their. Than my finale smash wored of and I falled on the grond.

Did you die in the fight?

I have urge to kill rising.

"Sara r u ok?" Lauren sed.

"U want 2 hav lesban sax Lauren" I herd Evul Clon Sara in my hed.

You can't 'absorb' your clones. Just saying.

"No im strate!" I shatted.

"Wat?" Lauren sed.

"I apserbed Evul Clon Sara 2 beet her but no shes in my hed tryin 2 contral my thots and tune me in2 a lesban!" I sed.

You already are one.

"Ono!" Lauren sed.

"We ned 2 fin the vaksine 2 mak a cur 4 homasexalty!" Lick sed.

"But Golath runned of with it!" Ice sad.

GO GOLIATH!

Suddanly Josh waked up caring Goaleths savered hed in on han and the vaksine and wite slavry planes in the othar.

URGE TO KILL SKYROCKETING!

"Hi everone I saw Golith runing with these so I killed him and taked them" he sed. He saw me wrathin in pane on the grond "wats wron with Sara?"

"Oh she's always like this"

"RAP LAUREN MAK LAUREN UR LESBAN LUVER RAP LAUREN" Evul Clon Saras thots flewed thro me hed. I coldnt speek (if u evar saw Lord of the Wangs Fallowshep off the Ron wen Frollo gets stab by the cloaky badguy and colapses and they thank hell tune in2 on of tham 2 so the girl frum Armegalodon taks hem 2 the alf town sumthin lik that is happen 2 me in this storey rite now).

OH DO NOT BRING LORD OF THE RINGS INTO THIS!

YOU ARE GIVING US MORE REASONS TO HUNT YOU DOWN AND FEED YOU TO SHARKS.

"Ty... ty... me up" was all I maneged 2 get ot.

"We ned 2 tak her 2 Tiffany" Lauren sed. So they ted me up and caryed me bak 2 the Manshan. Will Tiffany fine a cur in tim b4 Evul Clon Sara taks ovar and I becum a lesban? Fined ot naxt tim!

We already know the answer.