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The Nominated Works

MOST TICKLING TEASERS

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London is unhelpful, Klink does not want a promotion, and Hogan learns that sometimes the only solution is to chew and swallow.

Story: A Brief History of German Death Peppers

Author: Khebidecia

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Some flames are too bright to last very long, and there's never enough time to appreciate that light before it's gone. A person can make it through only so many close calls, and in wartime, one can burn through all their allotted miracles far sooner than later. A glimpse at a horrifying possibility.

Story: Burning Bright

Author: Signy1

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3

A kaleidoscope of images from another one of *those* missions. The sort the heroes never, ever want to remember, analyze, or otherwise discuss, and, frankly, they're still not quite sure how any of it happened. You know. One of THOSE missions. It's rather amazing how many of those missions involve a certain Russian agent, isn't it?

Story: Fools Russian

Author: Signy1

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4

Ingredients: Preheat oven to 1947. Add one crashed spaceship and three Ferengi to the Roswell Flying Saucer mix. Stir in one General Hogan and Captain Kinchloe in a counterclockwise fashion. Finish with the-power-the-Ferengi-knows-not and a well-known phrase before heating up. Serves everyone.

Story: Hogan vs Quark

Author: 80sarcades

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5

It was twenty-five years ago, but the love and loyalty of one small creature has not been forgotten.

Story: Most Loyal

Author: dust on the wind

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6

Really just an excuse to use some German swear phrases I've been saving up...

Story: Naked Knackered Newkirk Nicked Knickerbockers

Author: MoonyEstelChase

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7

One of the boys in the back row explains the making of the propaganda film now used to introduce the history of Luft Stalag 13.

Story: That's a Wrap

Author: Snooky-9093

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8

In the middle of the dirt compound stood Weiss and Klink, the captain holding the colonel tight against him with his left arm, as if embracing him. His right hand held his service pistol, aimed straight at Klink's temple.

No one had predicted a new adjutant would end up like this.

Story: The Adjutant **

Author: athena_crikey

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9

No one escapes Judgment...not even General Burkhalter. And he will pay...

Story: The Hogan Zone: Elogium's Warning

Author: 80sarcades

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10

When attempting to make a man's acquaintance, heavy cell doors and cement walls are child's play compared to language barriers. But face it; when the men in question are Cpls LeBeau and Newkirk, where *would* they meet but in the cooler? Two prisoners, both emotionally raw, are going to need each other if they're going to have any chance of surviving... whether they like it or not.

Story: Traduttore, Traditore

Author: Signy1

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