Hey hey hey people. So I have next week off because of February vacation during school (Yes I am in high school. I don't know if I told you this or if I remember telling you. Maybe I should give a short bio of myself if you want. Actually, I don't feel like it right now. I'll just say that I am a sophomore, so I'm 15 years old. Did you know that? FUN FACT!). But yes I have time off. That means more time to write this story! Which means more updates. Which also means that the end is coming soon… 3 chapters left people! Does that make you nervous? It does to me! Ah, I can not dwell on this. Let's get to the happy shout-outs.

Shout-outs: Dreamer1992- Haha, aw moment definitely to say that! And hehe, now I have to think of a perfect way to. I have no ideas and it sucks. Well actually, I had one. I'm going with it. I do not care. And yay, thank you! I hope you will like it!

NikkiilovesJessee- Wow good! Good timing on my part haha. And ooh, Paris! I've always wanted to go there! And haha, oh it's only the beginning from getting engaged… You'll see in the sequel ;) And aw thank you! I'd be fighting for him too since my name is Sam… :D But I don't want to fight a fellow reviewer either! Boy do we love him mmm. Oops, sounds too awkward there. And that is fine! Hope you have a great week too in Paris! And ha, I cherish wifi so hopefully you'll find some! And I will, this was in one day so hopefully that helps! But you're welcome, and I am glad you liked it :P

Taylor Shine- Thank you :) And phew, well I thought I'd say that so people would understand the lack of an update. And yes, that number is dwindling down… I think I will make it good. Leave it with a cliffhanger ending or surprising surprise… If that made any sense… Haha, no I liked it! I've been lectured on using good instead of well, so I pretty much know now. Plus I try to write correctly in my stories because I feel better about it. I've read stories that have no punctuation or are grammatically incorrect, and I have almost twitched at the screen. I read my own stories and find problems after, which makes me mad. But everyone makes mistakes too. And ah, I hope there wasn't too much wrong with mine! I know when you read a story and there is "me" instead of "my" and your eyes lock on it. But yes anyway, here is the update!

Ok um awkward question but for the sequel, how detailed do you want me to go with things and themes? Haha um yeah, this is really weird to type. But the sequel will change to M *um you should know why this is here*. I just want to know if you want included details or just mentioned hints at things. It will be hard in my situation to do just hints but I have an idea. Oh god I seriously hope you have understood what I mean because I do not want to make it anymore obvious and type the thing in caps… If you haven't, then I will include it next time. But yeah ha?

Oh yes this chapter skips from end of September to the day before the wedding between Krista and Kendall. It's because I don't have much to include there, and I really need to get on with the story. So here's your chapter…


Chapter 28: Time of Our Life

SAM'S POV:

Could my life get any better? James was living with me, we were heading strong, and Drew was out of the picture. Ever since James' little birthday argument, we were so much better. It was amazing knowing the person you loved was always with you, and I for sure enjoyed every minute. James did too, since most of our time consisted of going out or cuddling on the couch. It was just so peaceful.

The only thing was that James started acting a little suspicious towards the end of September. He came home on the 26th after hanging with the guys and seemed to be thinking of something. Then he randomly asked me about marriage and if I saw him as marriage material. That was a weird question, because I obviously saw that and more. It seemed casual, but I was suspicious of everything.

James started acting a little fishy since that day. It wasn't anything to really question, but there were subtle changes. Like the way he stared at me when I wasn't looking directly at him. His eyes seemed like he was thinking, picturing me in some situation. I didn't know if that was a good or bad thing. Also, he hung out with the guys a little more than usual. It was at least once every week now, which never happened because they were so busy before. I didn't know whether to think that this was a good or bad thing. But I trusted James, so I knew nothing bad was going on. The good thing was that it gave me more time to hang with the girls too. I got to see Krista's wedding dress, which was a beautiful white lace mermaid dress with a red sash around the waist. The bridesmaids were all going to wear deep dark red dresses, matching Krista's sash. I had the honor of being maid of honor, and Kendall actually chose James as Best Man. Riley and Sara were the other two bridesmaids, while Carlos and Logan were the two groomsmen.

My work was going well with the company increasing in businesses. There was a rumor going around that they would choose one or two accountants to go to the headquarters for a few weeks or months to discuss revenue and money within the company. Contracts were being negotiated and such as well, so they needed an accountant to confirm. I was only one out of many in the company, but I still wondered if they would choose me. Who would know…

September ended quickly, October and November just flashing before our eyes. The days weren't too long or too short, going by with just the right amount of time for everyone. James was guest staring on some shows and writing music for another album. I myself was still working at the company, being busier than ever. James and I had Thanksgiving together since our parents weren't living in the area. It was wonderful, and thankfully I didn't burn the turkey. I knew James would have if he was in charge. But the meal was perfect, and I was thankful was having James in my life. Besides just having my friends, he was the best thing that ever happened to me.

Before we knew it, it was the day before Krista's wedding. Of course she had to throw a bachelorette party, inviting all of us to hang out at the hotel near the venue. Kendall was taking the guys out to a striper joint. How expectable… Then again, I couldn't get too judgmental on that because Riley thought it would be a great idea to get a stripper to come to the hotel room.

It was about 9 at night, and the four girls were all in Krista's suite at the complimentary hotel across from the winter hall. Sara was sitting on the couch wearing white skinny jeans and a black sequin tank-top with some black heels. Her hair was left naturally wavy and hanging to her shoulders. Riley had on dark black jeans with the pink music shirt I got her last Christmas. She had her black Vans on with her hair in a high ponytail. I myself had on a black skirt with a silver striped tank-top. I paired that with a leather black jacket and black stilettos. My own hair was straightened, a hair elastic around my wrist if I needed to put it up. Now onto the bachelorette. Krista had on a navy blue wrap dress that clung onto each curve of her body. She matched that with some navy blue heels and a blue barrette in her hair that was curled. A white sash was around her body that read Bachelorette along with a shiny silver tiara that read the same.

Krista was sitting on the couch laughing with the four of us, holding a glass of red wine in her right hand. Sara was sitting next to her, munching on some pretzels on the side table. Riley was rolling around in her seat from laughter, talking to Krista about funny Kendall moments. I was sitting on the couch with my legs crossed, holding my phone and a glass of water. I know, party pooper. But I don't drink. I was texting James, though, telling him about the night and how much fun it was. He told me the guys were getting ready to leave for the club.

To: James
From: Sam
Hey you better be good big boy! If I find out you were shimmying with a striper, I won't be too happy Maslow!

To: Sam
From: James
Geez, babe! Can't even trust your guy? You wouldn't even be worrying about me! It's Carlos that needs to be watched… Have you seen his dance moves?

To: James
From: Sam
Well then watch the Latino! Riley wouldn't be happy about that, especially since she taught him how to dance in the first place! Haha now that I think about it, watch all three guys!

To: Sam
From: James
I will keep an eye on the Latino boy and make sure he doesn't cross the border haha. And oh I'll only be watching two ;)

To: James
From: Sam
MASLOW! And you got mad at me for referring to Logan as Logie? Shame on you lmao! What do you mean by that? It's you, Carlos, Logan, and Kendall right?

To: Sam
From: James
Hey I can still show Logan this text! But you have to admit that was funny ;D And mm not exactly…

To: James
From: Sam
JAMES NO DON'T! Come on! Don't be a dickhead lol. Actually, you always think with that… What the hell are you trying to say?

To: Sam
From: James
Ouch that hurt :( And you'll see… ;)

To: James
From: Sam
Truth hurts huh? :D Seriously, tell me!

To: Sam
From: James
Nope, now I'm not telling you. You were mean to me!

To: James
From: Sam
Not funny James! I really want to know. Can you give me a hint?

To: Sam
From: James
Yes, I can give you a hint

To: James
From: Sam
Good give me one!

To: Sam
From: James
Tsk tsk I said I CAN, not I will. You'll just have to see ;) Gtg babe, PARTY TIME!

To: James
From: Sam
JAMES! I AM GOING TO KILL YOU! Better yet, shave all your hair off… JERK! Bye :(

I sighed angrily and threw my phone on the side of the couch, sulking into the cushions. Riley stopped rolling around and smirked at me, looking at the resting phone. "Someone looks angry" she remarked, sounding humored.

"James is being an ass and not telling me something!" I replied, frowning and crossing my arms on the couch.

Sara laughed at my actions and turned to Riley, who seemed to be smiling mischievously. "At least she's not on her phone anymore" she chuckled, watching Riley begin to start laughing. She looked at me and laughed harder when she saw my not amused face.

"Girls!" Krista called, tapping her glass with her nails. "I want to get this night started! It's my last night as a single girl! What are we doing? Clubbing? Partying? Doing shots? Strippers?" She smiled on the last word, nodding her head. "My last piece of eyecandy before marriage!"

Riley grinned a sneaky smile and nodded her smile. "Oh I got you covered" she told Krista, her head tilting up when she heard a knock at the hotel door. She wiggled her eyebrows and stood up, walking backwards to the door. "Be back soon ladies!" she called, winking to Krista.

Krista was clapping and squirming in her seat, bouncing up and down. "Yes! Stripper time!" she squealed, picking up her purse to the side of the couch. After digging in it for a little, she pulled out a wad of one dollar bills all together by a rubber band. Krista was smiling from ear to ear, the sneaky creepy smile covering all over.

"Jesus Christ, Krista!" Sara exclaimed, her eyes widening at the stack. "How are you going to use all of them?"

"Oh, I'll find a way" Krista murmured seductively, raising her eyebrows and licking her lips. Sara just sat back in the seat and laughed, shaking her head. I picked up my water again and took a sip, rolling my eyes in the process.

Just as I was about to swallow, I heard footsteps. Looking up, I saw Riley standing in front of the stripper, blocking any view we had of him. "You ready to kick off this night?" she asked, shaking her arms to party. That same smile was on her face, almost seeming like she was about to burst.

"BRING ON THE EYECANDY!" Krista yelled, snapping the rubber band off the stack.

Riley smiled and nodded her head, that twinkle in her eyes showing that whatever was going to be next wasn't good. I took another sip of water, only to spray it in the air when Riley stepped aside to reveal the stripper. My eyes widened as I began to choke on the last of my water, realizing that the stripper standing in this very hotel room was none other than Logan.

Krista stared at my reaction, her laughs loud and uncontrollable. Sara was trying her best not to laugh, not showing any bit of anger or surprise. Riley was just watching me, laughing at my dumbfounded face.

"Logan?" I announced, putting down my water so I didn't spill anything. Sara completely lost it at this point, letting her head fall back as she squirmed in the seat. Riley had her hand over her mouth, her gaze not meeting mine. It was clear that the other two girls knew about this, but I sure didn't. "You knew about this?" I questioned the two of them, my tone sounding unbelievable.

Sara just nodded her head, unable to stop the laughter. Krista was pointing and laughing at Sara, kicking her legs as she giggled. Riley gave a sneaky smile and jumped to the side, her hands gesturing to Logan. "Yes, yes we did" she bragged, nodding to Sara. Logan just stood there in a model pose, trying hard not to laugh with his hands on his hips. They were playing with the handcuffs on the right dangling off the belt.

"Not funny guys!" I spat at Riley and Sara, giving them faces. "Why didn't you tell me? Now Krista's going to be pissed since there isn't a real stripper…"

"No I'm not" Krista contradicted, her eyes squinting at Logan. "I've got these one dollar bills here, and I don't plan on keeping them all! Now I wanted a stripper, so get your ass over here Logan!"

Sara's jaw dropped at the same moment Riley's did. Logan's mouth opened, his face seeming shocked. I gave the three jokers a smirk and nodded in agreement. "Krista did want a stripper…" I agreed, crossing my legs. "And Logan seems to be one right now…"

"Oh shit" Logan mumbled, slowly taking a step back away from the girls. Just as he was about to take off, I quickly sat up off the couch to push him to the side and run to block the door. Logan was almost running right at me, trying to reach for the doorknob. "Come on! Let me out!" he pleaded, his tone sounding scared.

I pressed my entire back to the door, my own inner evil coming out. "You didn't hear what Krista said, did you?" I teased him, my voice getting low. The girls were peeking around the corner to try and see what I was going. All I could hear was muffled laughter and shushes.

"This was supposed to be a joke!" Logan argued, his head frantically turning to look around for an escape. I just leaned forward and grabbed onto his tie, spinning him around and pulling him back into the room. He tried to stop himself from moving, but that only allowed his feet to slide on the carpet easier. "You-you can't be serious" he whimpered out, trying to rip his tie out of my hands.

"Oh I'm 100% serious" I chuckled darkly, shaking my head and tsking. Leading Logan right back into the room, I smiled and stood in the empty space. "Ladies, sit down!" I ordered, putting my weight on my left hip. "I brought the entertainment back!"

Logan shook his head and gasped when I finally released, turning around immediately to get to the door. Sara was fast though, spreading her arms across the doorway to stop him from leaving. "Baby, not you too!" he begged, still shaking his head. "Get me out of this!"

"Sorry Logie, I can't do that" Sara denied, pushing him back into the middle of the couches. All of us were trying not to laugh at Logan's nickname, watching his cheeks turn red with embarrassment. Riley snorted at hearing the word Logie, covering her nose afterward. "Krista deserves her dance, so either you dance or we'll make you."

"M-m-make me?" Logan stuttered out, trying to process what Sara said. He seemed really surprised. Poor boy. He didn't know what he just got himself into.

"Fine then" Sara retorted, pushing him completely into the middle of the couches.

Logan's mouth widened as Sara dragged him to the ground, straddling his stomach and yanking the glasses off his eyes. "I didn't mean it that way!" Logan tried to add to get himself off, only earning Sara's finger to be placed over his lips.

"Shit just got good!" Riley exclaimed, clapping and rubbing her hands together. "Better make it worthwhile, Krista!" she said to Krista, gesturing to Sara. "It's not always one of your girlfriends let you use her boyfriend!"

Krista bit her lip and stood up off the couch, giving a dirty smile. Logan leaned back to look at Krista. In a scared childish voice, he repeated "Use?"

I laughed and leaned over Logan's head, hovering upside down. "So this is what James was mentioning…" I pointed out, raising an eyebrow at Logan. Walking over to my phone, I opened up James' messages and started typing, staring at a nervous Logan. "I better thank him…" I finished typing and sent the message giving a devilish smile myself.

To: James
From: Sam
Thanks for the entertainment… You won't be seeing him for an hour at least ;)

I stood with my phone in my left hand, staring at Logan silently until a vibration came from my phone. Looking at my lock screen, I saw James text.

To: Sam
From: James
Wait what? What are you doing? It's supposed to be a JOKE! SAM!? WHY DO YOU WANT LOGAN?!

I couldn't help but laugh at his text. He just screwed his friend. Big Time. None of the other guys could help Logan now. The sad part was they thought it would be funny to try and crash the party, but they actually only made it better. I clicked the button at the top of my phone to make the screen go black, tossing it on the couch again. "You don't know what you just got yourself into, Logie Bear" I warned Logan, leaning down to tap his face with my finger.

Logan gulped and stared at me with wide eyes. "You're not going to rape me, right?" he asked us, his tone actually sounding serious. It was actually funny how serious it sounded. He really thought we would do that.

Krista snorted herself and got up off her chair, fixing her tiara. "Oh god no," she laughed, shaking her head. "I just want my dance, that's all. But I should warn you, I don't know what she'll do to you after it's over." She pointed her thumb towards Sara, who was still on top of Logan. Sara smirked at bit her lip, clearly indicating that she was going to have some fun after.

Once Logan looked at Sara and listened to Krista's words, he licked his lips and seemed to be in deep thought. "I have no chance of escaping this, do I?" he asked, tilting to look at Riley and me.

"Nope" Riley replied, crossing her arms and leaning against the wall. She looked tough and ready to react if Logan tried escaping.

Logan shifted on the carpet, gazing up at Sara and looking at her position. "Only a dance, right?" he questioned uncomfortably.

"Only a dance…" I answered, grinning because I knew what was coming next. Oh Logie Bear…

"Fine, I'll do it" Logan groaned, tapping Sara on the legs so she could get off of him. He then sat up on his arms, shaking his head and smoothing out his clothes. "But I am not using handcuffs or talking dirty to anyone! And I'm not getting undressed either!"

Sara sighed and pouted at her boyfriend. "You don't have to do the first two things" she told him, sitting cross-legged on the carpet. "But you have to get undressed! Come on, do it for Krista!"

"But we're all friends!" Logan argued, sitting up completely. "I mean I know you all!"

"That's why you should do it!" Krista shot back, making a Duh!face. "This is my last night as a single woman. You could at least make it a little fun!"

"Damn... you're pulling the friend card" Logan muttered, swearing to himself.

I nodded my head and held my hands together. "Yes, all the way too" I replied, chuckling at how evil all of us were right now.

Logan stood up and shook his arms from being pinned down on the ground. "What the hell am I supposed to do? Beat-box and strip to my boxers?" His tone sounded sarcastic.

"Yah pretty much" Riley responded with a straight face. "Only to your boxers. That's all. And none of us will take video or photos…"

"You better not blackmail me for doing this!" Logan yelled, adjusting his tie. He cleared his throat and held his hands out."Just to be clear, I am only doing this for Krista since she's one of my best girl friends! NOTHING MORE! I will kill all of you! After this is over, there will be no more speaking about this!" He turned to stare at each of us for a few seconds, making sure we understood. "Five minutes! That is ALL!"

We nodded our heads in understanding, only turning to Krista when she raised her hand like student. Once Logan nodded at her, she opened her mouth to speak. "Can I use the dollars?" she asked in a childish voice.

"NO!" Logan yelled back, holding his hands out. Krista pouted and looked down at the carpet, seeming sad. His face then fell from angry to guilty. "Fine" he muttered again, crossing his arms and looking up. "But you are staying away from the pelvis area!"

Sara jumped up and down, pushing Riley to sit down in her seat. She then forced Krista into her seat, winking and nodding at her. I took my spot back on the couch, flipping through my phone to play "Blow Ya Mind" by T-Pain. As Logan started to walk up, the music got louder. He stopped and stared at me, raising an eyebrow. "Are you serious?" he puffed out, snatching my phone and turning the music off. "Background music? I am going to hate you all after this…"

I took my phone back and played the music again. "Officer Henderson, get back to your job" I shot at to Logan, gesturing to an impatient Krista.

"Watch it or I'm going to have to arrest you!" he snapped back at me in a curt and serious tone, unclipping his handcuffs. He put his sunglasses on and lowered them to look at me.

I held up my hands and made an Oh face, not expecting that comment from Logan. "What about not talking dirty, huh Logan?" I taunted him, raising my own eyebrow. "You're supposed to be doing this to Krista, not me!"

"That's it!" Logan yelled, taking his sunglasses off in anger and slipping them in his black button-up. "And it's Officer Henderson! Turn around! Hands behind your back!" Riley gasped and started to laugh, while Sara stared at her boyfriend while biting her lip. She seemed to enjoy this side of him. Krista had her mouth open, looking upset that I was getting in trouble.

"Hey hey HEY!" she interrupted, causing Logan to turn around and look at her. "Why the hell is Sam getting the action? I'M THE BACHELORETTE!"

Logan shrugged his shoulders, half-smirking at Krista. "You want me to be a cop!" he stated in an obvious tone.

"I know that!" Krista remarked, moving her head. "But to me! Not goody-two shoes over there!"

"HEY WATCH IT!" I shot back to Krista, flipping her off. "I am not a goody-two shoes! And it's not my fault Logan decides to do this to me!"

"Officer Henderson…" Logan added in, correcting us. "Now who do I arrest here?"

Riley giggled and looked at Sara, who was just staring at Logan in amazement. "Krista, just let him arrest Sam!" Riley argued, making me open my mouth. "Don't you think it would funny? She's the maid of honor and Miss Perfect! She'll just have to take everything! Plus we can film her and show James…"

Krista nodded her head and formed a sneaky grin on her face. "Fine then, continue Officer Henderson. Arrest her!" she squealed, jumping up and down in her seat. Sara wasn't saying anything, watching Logan and laughing her ass off.

"What?" I asked, not believing that I was going to be the one to suffer. "Why me? I am not Miss Perfe-" I was shut up when Logan spun me around on the couch and grabbed my hands behind my back. The next thing I knew, the handcuffs were around my wrists, pinning my hands behind my back. Once that was done, Logan turned me back around. I looked up at him and said "Seriously Logan, this isn't funny. OFF."

"You don't understand, do you?" he asked me in a stern tone. I rolled my eyes and huffed at him, laughing at how serious he was in this "roleplaying". He noticed this quickly, crossing his arms over his chest and shaking his head. "You sure have a mouth on you! It's Officer Henderson, for the last time! If you say anything else, you will be punished!"

"Punished?" I repeated, looking at the girls. "Can you please tell Logan to stop this and go to KRISTA! THE SOON TO BE MARRIED WOMAN JESUS!"

Krista shook her head no and clapped her hands. "Are you kidding me? This is SO MUCH BETTER!" she noted, gesturing to Logan and I. "I find this so much more amusing! You are the last girl I picture to be like that, and it's fucking hilarious! Please Officer Henderson, CONTINUE! I GOT MY FREAKING MONEY!"

Sara adjusted her position on the couch and nodded. "I like this Logan- I mean Officer Henderson" she corrected, smirking and staring at him with seductive eyes.

Riley took out her phone and opened up her camera to start filming. "This is hysterical! Best bachelorette party by far so far! Officer Henderson, please continue apprehending the law breaker…" She gave me a seductive smile and pressed record, pointing the camera towards Logan.

Logan winked at Krista and pointed to my phone. "Better turn that music up" he said, gazing at me with low eyes. Once the song was on full blast, he took his cap off and chucked in across the room. "Take the punishment, Miss Joneston."

I gasped as Logan began to roll his body to the beat of the song, unbuttoning the top button of his shirt and sliding off his belt. I closed my eyes and shook my head, mumbling out "I can't believe this…"

Krista saw what I was doing and cleared her throat, causing Logan to stop what he was doing. "Excuse me Officer, it seems like she has her eyes shut" Krista pointed out, making me squint an eye open at her to give the death glance.

I could feel Logan lean closer to me, his breath practically on my face. "Yes, they are" he noticed, his voice so close to my ear. "I'll get them open…" Next thing I knew, Logan was lifting up my eyelids with my fingers softly, turning his head to look at me. Once my eyes were fully open, he smiled and chuckled slightly. "There we go! I could get a rag out to tie around her mouth too…"

"NO!" I firmly stated, moving around in my seat. "I swear to fucking god, if you gag me I WILL KILL YOU! This isn't even funny!"

"You're right" Sara agreed with me, shaking her head. Thank god someone agreed! "It's HILARIOUS! DO MORE LOGAN!" That fucking bitch. She had me going there.

"You little bitch" I snickered towards Sara, sticking my tongue out at her.

"Harassing, that's another punishment" Logan stated, unbuttoning the last button on his shirt. "Time to integrate…" And with that, he was off. For two whole songs, I had to put up with Logan grinding on my fucking lap with my hands behind my back, dancing and shaking on the carpet. The girls were hysterical, laughing and filming early second. I think the worst part was when Logan took his pants off and tossed them behind the couch. He started to do this thing with his pelvis that had me wanting to bang my head against the wall. I was getting red in the face, only because nothing like this every happened to me before. Krista tucked some money in his underwear, making me laugh and turn away. Sara was practically drooling the entire time, laughing at the new side of her boyfriend. And Riley, she was filming the whole damn thing with the biggest evil smile on her face.

When the dance was finally done, Logan backed away and smiled. He fixed his hair and started to chuckle, glancing at me to see me pressed against the couch. "That was the craziest thing I've ever done" he admitted, shaking his head in laughter. "There's a new side of me!"

I rolled my eyes and shifted on the couch. "If you're done…" I began, leaning forward towards Logan, "TAKE THESE HANDCUFFS OFF!"

Riley laughed and stopped the recording, putting her phone down on the side stand. "Someone's getting rowdy" she pointed out, pointing her finger at me. "I think she's upset she didn't get to give you a dollar!"

"NO I AM NOT!" I yelled, swinging my arms from behind my back. "I just want these damn things off. They hurt!"

Krista chuckled and crossed her leg, picking up her wine glass to take a sip. "Better get used to them before your honeymoon" she remarked causing everyone to stop and stare at her.

I was speechless. What kind of a comment was that? "What do you mean by that?" I asked, sounding confused.

Sara watched as Krista made a guilty face like she slipped. "Sexual joke, Sam!" she replied in an obvious tone.

"I know that!" I snickered back. "But what do you mean honeymoon? I'm not even engaged!"

Logan looked at Riley, who shrugged her shoulders and shook her head no. He then walked over, fully dressed, and unhand-cuffed me. I immediately grabbed around my wrists and rubbed them. "I better get going" Logan said, completely avoiding the subject. He gave Krista a look and started to walk away.

"Wait!" Sara called, reaching her hand out to him. "Logie, you didn't let Sam add her dollar…" she hinted, raising her eyebrows. I opened my mouth at Sara and shook my head no.

Logan half-smirked and turned towards me. "I did work hard. I need my tip!" He walked right in front of me and put his hands on his hips. Krista threw a dollar at my face and watched it fall into my lap. I reluctantly picked it up and tucked it into his waistband, patting it and trying not to laugh. Logan tiled his head and put his glasses back on. "Thank you, m'am!" he thanked, walking to the door and waving bye before completely leaving.

The minute the door shut, Riley and Sara were on the floor laughing. Krista was snorting and giggling in her seat, her legs going all over the place. I gave them the death glare and crossed my arms over my chest. "You are all assholes!" I cursed, spitting at them. "That wasn't funny! I thought Krista was the one for the strip dance! And LOGAN? I can't look at cops the same now…"

Krista placed her hand on my leg and rubbed in support. "Hun, you need to get used to strippers in the future" she told me, giving her sneaky smile. Riley nodded her head and bit her lip, while Sara raised her eyebrows at me.

I was getting a little angry, them clearly knowing something I didn't. "Whatever you know, you need to tell me because this is not funny anymore" I stated in a serious tone.

Riley squinted her face and shook her head. "I can't do that. None of us can. You'll see." She ended it with a wink.

"I seriously hate you all right now!" I growled at the girls, sighing and grabbing my phone because there was no point in pushing them. I opened my messages to text James.

To: James
From: Sam
Ok that is over and done. You won't even believe what happened… O.o

To: Sam
From: James
What the hell happened? What did you do!? Logan being a cop was only a joke!

To: James
From: Sam
Seriously though… LOGAN? WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT FOR? And let's just say I have a whole different view on cops now ;) … BASTARD! AND YOU KNEW!

To: Sam
From: James
It was supposed to be a joke to crash the party, that's all! Omfg do not tell me Logan danced for Krista…

To: James
From: Sam
Mm not exactly… You'll see ;)

To: Sam
From: James
Sam! Don't play that joke on me! What do u mean?

To: James
From: Sam
Oh so you can give it but can't take it haha wow… And Riley will send you the video ;) Btw: when Logan joins you, can u ask him to check his pants? I think I lost a ring in there :D

To: Sam
From: James
WHAT? LOGAN DID A STRIP DANCE? AND U WERE IN IT? WHAT ABOUT KRISTA? I THOUGHT IT WAS HER PARTY?

To: James
From: Sam
Me too… but the girls thought otherwise… But igtg babe, my wrists hurt from the handcuffs. See u tomorrow :)

To: Sam
From: James
YOU GOT THE DANCE? I'll kill Logan! Or laugh in his face haha. I can't wait to tell the guys about his dance… Wait, handcuffs?

To: James
From: Sam
I told u, Riley's probably going to send you the video… Even though there wasn't supposed to be one. They made remarks about me getting used to this too. Do u know why?

To: Sam
From: James
Oh god I can't wait to see this… But igtg too babe. Love you

To: James
From: Sam
I don't think you do… But ok love you too. Bye


JAMES' POV:

Shit. Someone slipped in the party about Sam getting used to strippers and all. She was probably more suspicious than ever. But besides thinking about that, I was laughing at the thought of Logan actually stripping for the girls. This was going to be a great thing to bust him about.

The guys and I were almost done finishing up at the strip club. I was monitoring my alcohol, only working on my second beer for the sake of the wedding. Carlos was switching over to water, laughing at bad date memories with Kendall. Kendall was actually sitting back in the booth and watching the show on stage, smirking with dark eyes. I put down my phone and stared at the guys.

"Guess who arrested someone" I laughed, gesturing to Logan who was walking through the club doors again. He was changed into his club clothes again, the pair of shades still on his eyes.

Kendall stopped drinking and stared at me. "Don't tell me Henderson did a dance for Krista" he remarked, giving Logan a dirty glance for a second.

"That's Officer Henderson" I corrected, smirking at Logan to took his seat next to me. "And not exactly Krista…"

Logan looked at all of us and covered his face with his hands. "The girls told you, didn't they?" he said embarrassed, peeking at us through his hands.

Carlos nodded and started to laugh at Logan, pointing his finger at him. "Why did you do it?" he asked, trying not to burst out laughing. "Kendall's going to kill you buddy!"

Logan gave a smirk at Carlos and looked at an angry Kendall. "Oh don't worry, it wasn't for Krista" he told Kendall, seeing him relax for a second. "James should be the angry one…"

Carlos made a loud OH! and turned to look at all of us. "Sam? Are you serious? That must have been hilarious!"

Kendall chuckled and crossed his arms at me. "Hey, at least she got used to strippers. Next time it will be for her own wedding…"

Logan's face fell as he looked at me with guilty eyes. "Yeah… Krista slipped a little about that… But don't worry, we didn't dwell on it…"

I grunted and rubbed my face with my hands, sighing deeply. "Damn, those girls spill everything!" I muttered, mentally cursing myself for letting them know about my proposal in the first place. "But then again, they gossip a lot…"

Logan put his hand on my shoulder and shook me in support. "Don't worry about it. Sam analyzes everything anyway. When are you going to drop the question exactly?"

"I guess you're right" I agreed, leaning back in the booth. "But can we focus on this wedding instead of mine?"

"YEAH!" Kendall yelled, putting his drink down. "It's my wedding tomorrow! Can we focus on me?"

Carlos huffed out and punched Kendall in the arm. "Someone's getting selfish…" he pointed out, seeing Kendall make a face at him.

I just rolled my eyes and took a sip of my beer. "It's Kendall's day, guys. Let's talk about this at other time…"

"Thank you" Kendall agreed, nodding his head. "It's my last day as a single man. Let's make this last day the time of our life!"

Logan snickered and tilted his head. "Nice song reference" he noted, making us all laugh. We sat back and took a sip of our drinks, enjoying the last night before Kendall became a married man. I couldn't help myself when I began to imagine this happening to me. Having all the guys by my side to celebrate my own wedding, enjoying one last night out before I got to spend the rest of my life with Sam. This whole experience made me realize that I had to ask Sam to marry me SOON. Not in the future like I told everyone. SOON. REAL SOON. And I already had an idea of how I would…


I hope you enjoyed the humor in this. I tried to add a little drama or whatever you want to call it in here, but it was mostly funny. I thought that you people would want something for a change. Is it sad that the Logan cop idea came from the "Any Kind of Guy" music video? :D

AH OK RANDOM FACT BUT IDGAF (oops too mean :D) BUT YOU NEED TO SEE THE MUSIC VIDEO TO JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE'S SUIT AND TIE. HOT DAMN MY JAW NEEDS TO BE SCOOPED OFF THE GROUND. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN HE IS BACK!

I felt like I had a recommendation for a song to include here, but I'll think of it later. Well yeah ugh this will come to me right before I fall asleep and I'll be so mad. But I have a different thing to say. Do you want me to include social media links and such on my profile? I have a kik, keek, twitter, tumblr, instagram, and god knows what else. But I can include something if you want a link or whatever. I warn you, my tumblr sucks right now. I'm going to figure out how make gifs and improve it BECAUSE THERE IS A JAMES VIDEO OR HIM DOING MINITURE PUSHUPS AND I DROOL AT IT AND NEED HIM AND NEED THAT TO BE REPLAYING FOREVER CAUSE ITS HOT AND SEXY AND KINDA INAPPROPRIATE BUT WHO CARES. I DON'T BECAUSE HE'S MINE. Ok I am done.

Wait ok can I just say that in those gifs where James touches his hair on tumblr make me go nuts… I make noises and gasp, just watching it play over and over. I seriously can't. It's way too hot for me. WHY MUST JAMES BE SO ATTRACTIVE? Ok now I am done.