Chapter 28.
AN: I sed stop gflmaing da story it wuz a miskat wen profsor relory sed dat ok!11111111 GO 2 FOKENG HELL!1111 U SUK! fangz 2 fily 4 da help!1! raven hav fun wif kiwi!
AN: I said stop flaming the story it was a mistake when professor Trewaleny said that ok!(It's your story. You can correct it. Proof reading is a thing!)11111111 Go to fucking hell!(Ladies first Ebony)1111 You suck! Thanks to Fily (Who's Fily?)for the help1! Raven(Grrr…) have with kiwi!(The fruit or the animal?)
We went in2 a blak room. The wallz were blak The black room had black walks? Who could've foreseen that! with portraits of gothic bands lik MCR, GC and Marlin Masonall over them. A big black coffin was in the middle. Red vevlet lined da blak box. What is happening in this room? There were three chairs made of bones with real skullz in dem. Not impressed I wuz wearing a blak corset bar wif purple stuff on it, fishnet suckings suckings?and a blak leather thong underneath. Why, Ebony? Why?
I sat down one of da chairs dispersedly.So did Drako Where's Draco and who's this imposter? and Vampire.
"Are you okay?" Vampir asked potting his albastard hand on mine.(His hand is a bastard?) He was wearing black nail polish. I was wearing blak nail polish with red crosses on it. Oh fuck you Harry.
"Yah I guess." I said sadly. Drako also pot his hand on mine sexily. I would wash my hands if I was touching Ebony I smiled sadly Only ebony can smile sadlywith my blak lipstick. Geddit, cus she's goffik. "The problem is…. You Ebony.I have to seduce Volxemort.(Why not just kill him instead. It seems to me that you're just trying to get that dark lord dick.) Ill have 2 go bak in time"
Draco started to cry sadly. Vampire hugged him. Dude! Voldemort is going to steal your girlfriend and you're hugging your ex-boyfriend/ love rival?
"Itz okay Eboby." Eboby? Ebony but with better boobs. he said finally. "But what about me? Ur not gonna brake up or anyfing, are you?" It doesn't really matter Draco. She's banged like half the school at this point.
"Of coarse not!" I gasped. No, not coarse. Really smooth Ebony.
"Really?" he asked.
"Sure." I said.
We frenched sexily. Vampire looked at us longingly. Harry Wtf!
Then… I took off Draco's MCR shrift Harry is still there! and seductvely took of his pants. This is where Harry tears out his eyes He was hung lik a stallone. Sylvester Stallone? How many dicks have you seen Ebony? He had replaced the Vampire tattoo that said Enoby He spelled you name wrong on the tattoo! on it. Black roses were around it. I gasped. He lookd exactly lik Gerard Way. No he doesn't. Vampire took a vido camera. (I had sed it wuz ok b4). Why is she getting this video taped!?
I took of my clothes den we were in 4 da rid of r lif. Please. Send Help…Or a gun.
We started freching as we climbed into the cofin. He put his spock in my you-know-what and passively we did it. Spock? WTF.
"I love you Eboby. Oh let me feel u I need 2 feel u." he screamed as we got an orgasm Now I know why people commit suicide. We watched Vampire filmed everything perfectly. Harry got cucked? Suddenly….
"WHAT THE FUCK R U DOING!" Oh come on. They've been caught having sex like 5 times now. How is this a surprise to anyone.
It was….Snope and Profesor McGoggle!111 Snope and Mcgoggle? I give up.
