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Aiko POV
Alright, Rai's stuck with Sakura. I wonder who I'll get. Probably--, "Aiko, Riki, Gaara, Chiruki, and Temari," Tsunade said, interrupting my thoughts.
Keep calm, keep calm. "HA?!!?? What was that?!" I yelled. "Just go," growled Tsunade.
Alright, if I don't talk to her, she won't talk to me. Problem avoided.
"Hi, Aiko! Oh, oops, I mean bitch," Chiruki sneered. Fist not connected to face. Malfunction. Malfunction. Failure to launch fist.
"You better not try that," warned Riki as he leaned against a tree. I growled and started picking at the tree. Oop! There goes bark.
"I don't think so. Ooh! Gaara-kun! How's it going?" Chiruki tried a doomed attempt to get Gaara's attention.
"Hello, faithful students! I am Anko your teacher and guide! Follow all the rules and you will have a fun and safe adventure through forest wildlife," Anko said cheerfully while reading from a card.
"Oh, hell," Temari said while rolling her eyes. "Follow me," said Anko while motioning to follow her. She then suggested we sing a song and march. Hm, I wonder how much they pay her to do this shit.
"Students! Observe and classify," Anko said and pointed at a bird. "It's a bird," I said dully.
"Yes, correct! But, what kind of bird?" challenged Anko. "Red-Chested Robin," said Gaara in that raspy voice of his.
"Correct!" exclaimed Anko. "Now, the Red-Chested Robin has lived in this forest for--," Anko began. I interrupted by chucking a large rock at the Robin.
"Bullseye," I said as it plummeted towards the ground. "Omigosh! What the hell are you doing?" squealed Chiruki.
I caught it and it looked like I hurt its wing. "There, now we can look at it up close," I said while passing it to Chiruki.
She screamed and dropped the poor little bird. Luckily, Riki caught it just in time. "Nice arm," complimented Temari. I slapped hands with her.
"Well, uh, that was very clever, or violent, I guess," grumbled Anko, losing her flight attendant role.
"Let's move on!" she said as she regained her composure. The bird was unconscious and Riki passed it to me. We played hot potato with it. Temari told us to stop and she held the bird from now on.
Yumi POV
Well, this sucks. At this rate, I'm bound to get—"Simure, Yumi, Shikamaru, Aoi, and Hinata, please report here!" Kakashi shouted.
Well, he read my mind. This sucks balls. "Salutations! I am Kakashi, your teacher and guide through the forest and all the animals we meet!" he said happily. Actually, too happily.
"What's wrong with you?" I asked skeptically. "Why, nothing, dear student!" he said as he smiled those clown smiles at me.
"Now, follow me," he said as we walked through the forest. "Look, a blah, blah-blah, blah," Kakashi babbled. Oh, look! A blonde-headed Yumi getting bored.
Then I saw something that made my eyes bulge. "Kakashi?" I said in a dry voice. "Yes, dearest student!?" Kakashi smiled.
"Are there supposed to be lions here?" I asked shakily. By now, everyone was turning to see what I was talking about.
"Why, yes, mountain lions, I believe," replied Kakashi. "Then what the hell is that?" I asked and raised my shaking hand to the giant snarling lion in front of us.
"AH! Where the freak did that come from?" shouted Aoi. The lion growled and inched toward us.
"What does your card say to do now, clown?" snickered Hinata. "Uh, remain calm and don't move," whispered Kakashi.
"AHHHHHH!!!" Simure's blood-curdling scream rang through the trees. Well, as long as she's here, we might as well die.
Name POV
"Name, Kiba, Michi, Shizumi, and Ryuu report here," Tsunade yelled. After she read her card to us, we trudged through the forest.
Some scream hurt my ears. "What the hell?" I growled. There was a back-up growl behind me. It sounded real, too real. "Hey, you're getting better at this growling thing," Ryuu said.
"Uh, dude? That wasn't me," I said and we turned around. Well, of all the things I've seen in my life! A tiger is in the woods. A FREAKING TIGER!!!
"Tsunade? Should we run?" asked Kiba cautiously. "Don't move, then they won't get us," Tsunade hissed.
"No, that's for a T-rex!" Kiba hissed back. "Why the hell are there tigers in the woods anyway?" I whispered. "You'd think I'd know!" said Tsunade while rolling her eyes.
The tiger didn't seem to care as he circled us. He growled at Kiba. Kiba growled back. Guess it's true that cats and dogs really DON'T get along well.
As if hearing my comment, the tiger turned and snarled at me. Bad pun, bad pun. Should've never said that cat and dog pun.
Rai POV
Well, uh, we started walking about half an hour ago and now I'm standing between Sasuke and a BEAR!!!
"Don't move," warned Jiraiya. "We haven't been moving for freaking 10 minutes," Tenten said.
"Shut up!" hissed Uchiha. The bear stood up on its legs and it is freaking huge! Looks like a tower of brown fur.
"Ahhh!!! Get it away!!" screamed Sakura. Just then, the bear lunged at her.
Don't do it, Rai. Don't save her. She hates you, you hate her. Don't be the hero, Rai.
"Aw, dammit all to hell!" I said as I shook my head and tackled her. The bear fell face-flat and it looked like it was going to cry.
"Ahh!! Get this poor person off me!" squealed Sakura, which caused the bear to put his hands over his ears.
"Shut up! I just saved your fucking life! And nice going, fuck-up! Now, he's gonna cry," I huffed as I cautiously walked over to the bear.
"Rai, if you die, can I have Steve?" Rumi asked. "Nah, man, you can have Rack--, oh what, what am I talking about?! I'm not gonna die!" I hissed.
The bear burst into tears and sat down like a baby. We all exchanged weird looks.
I ran over and hugged him."Aw, haha that's okay Yogi. Uh, don't hurt us and I'll give ya some cake," I said.
"Rawrrr!!!" he said. "So, we cool now?" I asked hopefully. The bear grinned its teeth at me. Holy shit, they're bigger than Fang's!
"Righteous," I said and slapped his back. "You see? All cool now!" I said and pointed to Mr. Bear dude.
"What the hell, Rai?! Get away from him!" hissed Sas-gay. "Dude, it's cool now," I said.
The bear sat and scratched its ears. "Ew!! I, like, knew Rai belonged with animals!!!" screamed Sakura.
The bear growled. "Yeah, and I had a hunch that all living things that are good wouldn't like you," I snorted.
Yumi POV
The flipping huge lion crept slowly toward us. It was this giant male lion that was snarling and showing its teeth. It had a long golden mane and very shiny teeth.
"What the hell do we do?!" I shouted towards our faithful teacher. "Stay calm!" commanded a not very calm teacher.
"Aa--," Simure started to scream, but Shikamaru covered her mouth. She then fainted into his arms.
"Nice, did you put some drug onto your hand?" Aoi snickered. Shikamaru glared.
However, the lion didn't find this very funny. He leapt towards us and we scrambled.
"Should we run?" Hinata asked. "No, he'll chase us and, no doubt, catch us," Aoi said.
I dug in my pocket to find something helpful. Don't ask me why, but whenever I dig into my pocket at unpredictable moments, something good comes out of it.
Like one time, we couldn't find any matches at the school building when we were planning to blow up a, uh, certain room. So, I dug into my magical pocket and guess what I found?! A magical lighter!
I took it out and flamed the whole freaking room. Turns out, we put way too much dynamite and fireworks than we were supposed to, so we ended up blowing up the whole floor instead of one room. And I kinda burned my arm.
Anyways, while I was digging I felt something squishy in my pocket. I took it out and, well looky here!
MEAT CAKE!!! I sniffed it and it was, uh, about a week old. My meat cake came in handy.
"Here, Aslan," I called and waved the meat cake in front of my face. He turned and became hypnotized by its meaty goodness.
"That's right. Come here, Aslan," I cooed and then through the meat cake in the air. He jumped and I wrestled him to the floor.
Shikamaru POV
IS SHE WRESTLING A LION????!!!
Yumi POV
I got him. He surrendered but then snapped his teeth. "Now, now, Aslan," I warned and pulled his ear. He whined.
"Uh, I'm not responsible of your death, right?" asked Kakashi nervously. I rolled my eyes. Nice teacher I've got here.
The lion eventually stopped wriggling after I did a Sleeper Hold on him. He lay down and put all paws in the air like a dog.
"Aw, pretty cool, Aslan. Oi, who wants to pet him?" I asked. They were all too scared.
"Fine then, come on Mufasa," I huffed and got on his back. "Hey, this is pretty freaking cool!" I said and struck a Hercules pose. "Hey, take a picture!" I ordered and posed some more.
Author's POV
Will Yumi get a picture? Will Name pay for her bad pun? Is Rai ever going to call Sasuke "Sasuke"? Will Aiko eat dirt? All these questions will be answered in the next chapter of Konoha High: The Badass Style!!!
Just kidding, let's continue, shall we?
Aiko POV
Well, uh this is weird. There is a gorilla sitting and growling at us. I was getting bored of standing around so I sat and ate a banana.
The gorilla growled and stood on his hands or feet, whatever they are. He walked towards me and demanded the banana.
"Whoa, cool it, Kerchak. This is my banana, back off," I growled back and finished the banana and threw the peel at him as if I were bragging that I got a banana and he didn't.
I opened another one and was about to eat it, until Gaara hissed, "Aiko! Give him the damn banana before he kills us!"
"No way, he can get his own damn banana from Tarzan," I snorted and took a giant bite of MY banana.
The gorilla huffed and swiped it away from me. "He jacked my banana! Banana jacker!" I accused and tried to get it back.
I climbed his big furry back and got him from behind. I pulled his hair and he refused to give back the banana.
"Dammit! Give it the fuck back, King Kong!" I yelled and fell in front. He pushed my head away and bit the banana. Then, he had the nerve to grin at me and continue eating.
I tried head-butting him, but his big-ass hand was blocking my face. So I dug tracks in the ground and spit dirt everywhere as I continued running in place.
Gaara POV
What the hell is she doing? I am now confirming that Aiko is a complete psychopath that is crazy in each and every way!
Look at her, running in place with a gorilla eating the longest banana ever and she was mad about it!
How is she not dead by now?! "Ahhhh!!!! Someone kill them both!" Chiruki shrieked.
She's getting freaking annoying.
Kai POV
Alright, I'm stuck with Mitsuki, Naruto, Emiko, and Shino. They're seriously annoying the hell out of me. Oh, and we got a tag-along here because Tsunade didn't know where to put her. Hotaru.
Mitsuki's a fucking bitch, Naruto's a hyperactive bastard, Emiko's a whiner, and Shino's a quiet queer.
"Let's keep walking," Orichimaru had said. Now that we kept walking, we're in front of an angry cheetah that was nice before, but is pissed because Mitsuki threw her heel at it.
The cheetah was prowling through the woods and happened to come across us. She was just passing by the stiff bodies, until Mitsuki chucked her heel at her.
Now, she's ready to attack. "I'm going to run for it!" declared Naruto as he got into running position.
"You idiot, do you not know that the cheetah's the fastest land animal? You're damn sure to get yourself an easy death," I said.
"Well sorr-y for not knowing that the cheetah is the fastest land animal," snorted Naruto.
The cheetah's yellow eyes glowed in the shadows of the trees. She seemed to taunt us in our fear.
She came out of the shadows and walked in a circle around us. "Well, this sucks," I muttered.
"Really?" asked Hotaru sarcastically. I am now running plans in my head to see if I have over a 1 percent chance of escaping with a limb.
Oh, I know! I'll just read her eyes. You see, I'm a little bit of a freak of nature. If I stare into an animal's eyes, I know what they're thinking and I could talk to them.
Yeah, pretty weird, but I guess my mom dropped me when I was a baby or something.
I stared into her golden eyes and read it perfectly.
"Must kill blue-haired girl" the cheetah said.
"Hey, don't kill her. Because I've wanted to do that for a long time," I said.
"A reader, eh? I've heard them in legends, but never thought they existed. So, tell me, should I kill this girl, or the one with black hair?" the cheetah asked while licking her lips.
"Yeah, I'm a freak of nature, sue me. Nah, don't kill any of us. In exchange, tell us what you want, and we'll give it to ya," I replied.
"Hmm, how about you get me some decent food and help me get out of this wretched forest," said the female cheetah in disgust.
"No problem. By the way, why are you here anyway?" I asked.
"Some idiot from the traveling zoo left open all the cages after feeding us. We all escaped. No doubt they're searching for us now. That's why I need you, reader, to help me escape to Africa."
"So you mean there's more of you?!"
"Yes. Some big-time mammals, couple of vicious reptiles. Nothing serious."
"Nothing serious?! Some of my friends are out there, and could possibly be killed!"
"Hey, listen kid. We are animals from the zoo. We didn't escape to kill people, we escaped to escape."
"Yeah, whatever. I could probably get Aoi's parents to ship you and your cubs off to Africa. Just follow me, but make it look like you ran away so when the teachers get a hold of the people that let you escape, you won't be caught."
"Thank you. How did you know I had cubs?" the cheetah asked, shocked.
"The whole time you were talking, you've been thinking of your 3 cubs," I said.
Hotaru POV
What the hell is Kai doing? The whole time he and the cheetah were staring at each other and all Kai was saying was, "Ssssssss."
What is he, like Harry Potter's long-distance cousin that could speak to cheetahs instead of snakes?
"Alright, let's go," said Kai finally. "What?" hissed Orichimaru. As if on cue, the cheetah ran away in the trees and everyone breathed a sigh of relief.
"What's up with you?" I asked. "Huh? What? Nothing, gosh," he said quickly and walked ahead.
"I have a feeling that there are more of them out there," said Orichimaru.
"Yeah, and I suggest we should find as much of the freshman and teachers as we can," said Kai and we ran in search of the other guys.
Yumi POV
So right now, we're pretty much playing with the lion. It's boring out here so is started styling his hair.
"Dude, don't make him look like a queer," sighed Aoi. The lion growled.
"Hey, he says shut up. Now you angered Simba," I huffed as I started combing his hair with a twig.
"What happened to Mufasa?" asked Hinata. "Doesn't matter, Alex can have any name he wants," I said as I petted him.
"Alex the Lion? As in Madagascar?" asked Aoi skeptically. Just then, Alex started wriggling after hearing the word "Madagascar".
"Hey, where…is….the…others?" asked Kai as he panted in between words.
"Ack! Is that a lion?!" exclaimed Naruto. "No, it's a kangaroo, you idiot," I said sarcastically.
Kai came over and whispered his plan to me about the cheetah and all that good stuff. He then started "talking" to the lion.
The lion stood up and ran into the woods next to a….pair of glowing yellow eyes?
"Oi, Kai! What the fuck is going on around here?!" I asked. "Some zoo animals on the loose," replied Kai.
Behind me, the cheers were having a little reunion. "Omigosh! Did you see that lion?! I almost DIED!" exclaimed Simure.
"Yeah, and, like, I was right in front of a cheetah!" sniffed Emiko.
Name POV
Well, this is awkward. There is a tiger sniffing my hair. Yup, doesn't get any weirder than this. Ya know, one day, I'll tell my grandkids that there was once a tiger sniffing my hair in the forest.
That would make a nice story. "Don't move," whispered Kiba. "What the hell do you think I'm doing?" I hissed.
The tiger growled. Alright, now I'm getting pissed. I've been standing here for 10 minutes and my feet are hurting.
I took my fingers Jeff Hardy way (everything folded except for the pointer and the one after that) and struck its neck.
Now, it's paralyzed for about a minute. I breathed a sigh of relief and ran towards my group.
"Like, what'd you do?" asked Michi. "I paralyzed it for a minute," I replied.
"Wow, you ARE a freak!" she snorted and walked next to KIba.
"Ah, shit! We got about 10 seconds to run," I warned as I climbed a tree frantically. They all scrambled and climbed the trees.
The tiger took back his position and tried to climb the trees we were in, but the trees were too tall.
"Hey!" I heard Yumi's voice yell. "Yumi! Get the fuck over here, the freaking tiger's gonna jack up my foot!" I shouted as the tiger bit my shoe.
Kai stepped up and did his magic. The tiger calmed down and I jumped down from my tree.
"Ah, crap! Dammit, my shoe's messed up! Look at this, there is two holes in it made from TIGER TEETH!!" I complained while taking off my shoe.
"Let's freaking go!" shouted Ryuu. Then we ran to wherever we were supposed to.
Aiko POV
"Get your damn dirty ape hands off my banana!!!" I screamed while making the 100th attempt of grabbing it.
I can't believe he didn't finish my banana yet! Well, I did get it for 50 bucks. I think it was like 15 feet long.
"Seriously, Aiko! Stop resisting!" hissed Gaara. "No," laughed Riki, "Somebody shut emo up, this is funny." While Riki was chuckling like an idiot, I was here trying to get a banana from the biggest gorilla ever.
"Damn, boy! Last warning, you best get your hands off my banay-nay," I threatened. King Kong responded with a growl.
"Holy--," started Name while shielding herself. "What--, what the hell?!" shouted Kai as he approached after Name.
"Say cheese," said Yumi while snapping a picture. I grinned just in time.
"Aiko, step away from the gorilla," said Kakashi while walking slowly toward us. I blew a strand of hair from my face away. Man, I was already sweating.
Kai did his "talking" to animals thing and laughed afterwards. "What'd the hairy bastard say?!" I snarled.
"He said you're the craziest son of a bitch he's ever fought," laughed Kai. "And he just might return the banana if you get off his foot," he added.
I just noticed my heavy skate sneaker is on his big toe. "Oh, my bad," I muttered as I stepped away from his toe.
He threw me my ba-nay-nay and I chomped its remains up. I tore my banana apart.
The gorilla started walking away and snorting at me. "Oh, yeah, really? Really? Well, good luck in your cage, ya damn ape! Yeah, and this banana? This banana? Yeah, it cost me 50 bucks, guess how much you owe me? Yeah, that's right, keep laughing! Yeah, have fun in your cage, ya hairy freeloader!!" I yelled at the dirty ape. I kept nodding like a gangster until the gorilla disappeared in the forest.
I heard some snickering and laughing behind me. And a certain guffaw.
"Ah, shut it, Yumi," I said and we trekked off to find the others.
Rai POV
Well, Smokey's just about pissed with Sakura. The only thing holding him back is teach.
"Rai, stop him!" shouted Jiraiya over the ensuing chaos. "Yeah!" squeaked Sakura while hiding behind Sas-Gay.
Tenten and Rumi were next to me as we were reading a magazine about cars. Rolls Royce, baby! Hm-hm I'm-a get me some of that!
"Yeah, uh, don't think I wanna," I replied while flipping through the pages. "Seriously!" grunted Uchiha.
"No time for talk, Sas-Gay. Savoring the Rolls Royce Phantom. Simon Cowell has the Phantom. Damn, $400,000?! Can you believe that?!" I said towards Rumi.
"Oi, Rai, didn't Simon Cowell get Punk'd with that Rolls Royce?" asked Tenten.
"Hells yeah, baby! All the more to love it," I said joyfully.
"Okay, every time I arrive at a scene like this, looks a bit more crazy," said Name. Hey, where the hell did she come from?
"Dude!" I greeted. "What's with Smokey?" asked Riki.
"Sakura pissed him off. Guys protecting her. Me checking out the Rolls Royce Phantom," I summarized.
"And you're not helping them?" asked Tsunade. I gave her a look that said "do-you-know-me-at-all?"
"Yeah, did you really expect her to?" asked Name in monotone. The bear magically walked off while I was arguing.
"Let's round up all the freshman," hissed Orichimaru.
A few hours later Aiko POV
There are now zoo people in Base 10 and Tsunade's talking to them.
"Well, where are they?" asked the hillbilly cage feeder. "We don't know. Our top priority was to get students safe. The animals ran off somewhere," replied Tsunade.
"Well, thanks a lot lady!"
"Don't blame me! I have teenagers here that are scared half to death because of your animals! Now, I suggest you take off and find them!" Tsunade said harshly.
With that, they departed to find their animals.
"Oi, Kai, how do we get them out?" I whispered to him. All of us were ordered to sit in a straight line at Base 10. We technically formed a circle.
"Don't worry. I heard tomorrow's free day. We'll take a little trip," Kai whispered back excitedly.
"Wha--," Tsunade interrupted me, "Today, we'll be sleeping in the trees for the animals might get us. We start now."
"It's only 6," whined Yumi. "Yeah? Well, that's too bad. We sleep in the trees now!" bellowed Tsunade. We all scrambled to our campsites.
Name POV
I climbed a huge oak and set up my stuff where all the branches met. I got my trusty pillow and felt kinda comfortable.
I saw Aiko climbing up the same tree as mine. "Where are you going? There's only room for one," I declared.
She snorted and went past me to the thicker branches. She wrapped her comforter around the big branch and took out some duct tape and taped her pillow to the branch.
She then duct taped both her legs to the branch.
"What the freak are you doing?" I asked. "I'm making my bed, stupid," Aiko said while lying on her stomach.
The branch wasn't as thick to cover her whole body, so her arms were dangling out.
"Why did you tape your legs?" "That way, if I fall, I don't have to fall completely and I would just hang upside down. Now, that'll definitely wake me up," she replied.
"You are an idiot. What now? You have to change into your PJ's and brush your teeth," I said arrogantly.
Aiko widened her eyes and then un-widened them. "Shut up! I can live for a day without tooth-brushing and changing into night clothes."
"Whatever floats your boat," I sighed as I rested my feet upon a big branch. This is quite comfortable.
Yumi, Rai, and Shizumi climbed up too. "Great, it's like a freaking party," I muttered as they positioned themselves on branches.
Rai POV 12:00AM
I fell asleep until I heard some big-ass footsteps. Yumi heard it too and sat up on her branch.
"Who is it?" asked Name while sitting up also. "Aah! I swear it wasn't me! Arrest Skip!" shouted Aiko, sleep-talking about cops. As usual.
"Dude, shut your mouth," said Yumi groggily while throwing a rock at her.
"Who is it?" I asked. "Shh! It's us!" hissed Ryuu. I rubbed my eyes. "What the hell are you guys doing here?" asked Name, bewildered.
"'Member we have to take them back? Well, now's the time!" hissed Kai. "Why--," "Just come on!" hissed Riki.
I started dressing until Kai whispered, "We've no time for that! Just go in your pajamas!"
I didn't care anymore as I groaned and jumped down. Shizumi, Name, and Yumi followed suit.
"Hey, where's Aiko?" asked Rumi. We heard her struggling. I looked up and squinted.
She was trying to pry off the tape on her legs. "Haha, you dumb-ass!" laughed Name while pointing.
"You better shut the fuck up and come up with a knife so I can untie my legs and stab you," threatened Aiko.
"Alright, alright, calm yourself hothead. I'm coming," Yumi said as she ripped the duct tape off her legs.
Aiko barely held in a scream. "Aah--, you mother fucker damn son of a bitch! That hurt like fuck!"
Anko groaned in her tree and turned over. "Shut up!" we all hissed at her.
We got her down after much struggling and we followed Kai into the woods. "So, how do we do this?" I asked.
"The animals are here. Aoi has a super-fast jet that can help all the animals get back to their homes just after morning. We'll be back to camp at about somewhere between 9 and 10," explained Kai.
"Cool, so where's the jet?" asked Yumi. I spotted the bear and got on his back.
"It's over there," pointed Ryuu. "Whoa, how many animals are we taking?" asked Name as she looked at the big crowd of animals I missed.
"Um, this is the whole zoo, well, with the exception of the insects," said Kai.
"Whatever, let's just get this over with," said Aiko crankily. She yawned, and as she turned her head, she spotted Kerchak.
I saw something weird. Aiko froze in mid-yawn and she locked her eyes on the gorilla's. They both growled.
"Shut up and get in the jet," sighed Aoi. We piled in and let the animals get comfortable.
"How long is the ride?" yawned Name. "This is a super-sonic, electronic, hypnotic funky fresh jet. 2 hours," replied Riki after rhyming.
"Dude, isn't that from a song?" asked Rumi. "Yeah, so what?" we all burst out laughing.
"Well, 2 hours is enough, I'm snoozing," said Aiko while taking 3 seats to herself and lying down.
Yeah, I pretty much crashed through the whole ride. I woke up an hour before we were arriving and looked around.
Everyone was asleep except for Aoi. I yawned and stretched.
"Yo, Aoi, where the food?" I asked. "Fridge, down after the bathrooms. It's automated, so just press buttons," Aoi said distractingly. As I walked down the aisle, I saw him playing that stupid spaceship game on the mini-TV screen in front of him.
I sighed as I reached the fridge. Everything was dark and cold.
I looked at the panel in front of the fridge and I believe it was touch-screen.
"YES! WOOHOO!!!! BEAT THAT, ALIEN SCUM!!!" Aoi screamed through the jet.
"Idiot," I grumbled as I pressed omelet, a large jug of Coke, and some Sour Cream & Onion Lay's.
The food came out of this little hole of the side of the fridge and I grabbed it all and walked down to my seat.
"Now, for the movies," I said to myself as I flipped through the channels on the big-screen TV in front of us.
My friends were all strewn across this one aisle and I chose a very cool movie.
"Step Up 2: The Streets," I said while grinning and pressed "Play".
The noise woke up everybody when I was watching the part where Andie and Chase are in the Dragon battling.
"Oh, dude," whined Aiko. "How come you didn't tell me it was playing?" whined Rumi.
"Yeah, you know it's our favorite movie! It's what started us dancing," Ryuu said.
"Well, you were asleep, here, breakfast," I said and threw him some marshmallows.
We watched half-way through until the plane landed. "Oh no! I wanted to finish it!" complained Yumi.
"Chillax, we'll watch it when we get back," Kai said as we stood up.
I was wearing long, baggy PJ bottoms that showed Nike's with wings on it. I had a shirt that was black background and a floating chair on the front.
I tied my hair into a high pony-tail and put on a hat. Hey, this is Africa, it's bound to be scorching hot.
"Hey, unload the animals, let's go!" commanded Kai. After we unloaded the animals, we walked out into the hot sun.
"It's 2:03 AM, and it's already freaking hot," complained Rumi.
"Shut up! Kai do your talking and let's get moving!" ordered Aiko.
"Ah, my bunny slippers are sizzling," Yumi said.
We walked and looked for the places we should be. "Here! This is where the cheetah should be!" exclaimed Kai.
"Great, one down, a million to go," sighed Riki. We met the little cubs and made friends.
We dropped off the African elephant, the lion, and the hyena. Then, we got to working on everything African.
"Alright, we got all the African Animals, now we head towards Brazil," said Kai.
"Let's go," grunted Aiko as we went into the jet. It took 30 minutes to get there because it was a super-fast jet.
"Ah, shit, it's raining," said Yumi while getting a rain suit thing. "Wow, thank you for stating the obvious," said Name sarcastically as we geared up for the rain.
"Come on, elephante, and gorilla," coaxed Rumi. As we dropped off the gorilla, he and Aiko had another death-glare match.
They hugged quickly and turned away. "Good riddance, you big hairy bastard!" cried Aiko.
We got rid of the snakes and poisonous frogs. "Let's get going to the Himalayas," said Kai.
The polar bear, penguins, bear, and tiger were dropped off in Asia. "Last stop, Australia," Ryuu grunted.
We got off Aussie and some other big furry things. We were in the jet when we made a shocking discovery.
"Ryuu, what the hell is that anaconda doing here?!" yelled Aiko, who was no longer cranky.
"I wanna keep him!" he whined. "Great, now thanks to you we're 30 minutes late," sighed Name.
"To Brazil!" declared Aiko. While we were in Brazil, I walked off in the forest. Ryuu and Kai were deciding where to put it.
I saw this dude who looks a lot like Indiana Jones cutting down leaves.
"Hello?" I asked him. He turned around and he looked Australian with sandy blonde hair and that Fedora hat Indiana Jones wears.
"Oh, hello," he said with an Australian accent. "Whatcha doin'?" I asked him.
"Oh, well, little girl, I am looking for an absolutely priceless anaconda that is said its venom could be the cure for cancer and the common cold," he said joyfully. (sorry couldn't think of anything else).
I gulped. Could this possibly be the anaconda we had right now? "Well, what does it look like?"
"It's yellow with black spots all over it. Strange purple eyes," the man said in mystery.
Oh, crap. That was the one we had all right. "Well, perhaps I can be of assistance," I said.
"Really? What could a little girl like you do?" he asked incredulously.
"Well, I think I saw an anaconda somewhere, but first tell me what you're going to do to the anaconda," I said.
The man looked seriously shocked. "Well, all we're doing is getting its venom out, then we'll help it reproduce so we can cure more people."
I could tell in his eyes that he wasn't lying. I said, "We have it right over here."
I led him to our jet. The anaconda was wrapped around Ryuu's neck loosely.
"My golly! There it is!" exclaimed the guy. He ran towards them. "Uh, hold it, who are you?" asked Aiko skeptically.
"Why, I'm Doctor John Chack and I have reason to believe that this particularly rare snake has the venom to cure the common cold and cancer!" Dr. Chack declared.
"Oh, cool! Here, take him," said Ryuu. "Why, good lads, I'll pay you all 1 billion dollars for this snake," Dr. Chack said hopefully.
No one could believe it. I fell down and started wheezing, "O-one b-b-b-b-b-b-billion???!!!!"
"Yes, or is that a too small price for you lot?" Dr. Chack asked concerned.
"Why, yes, yes it is. How about 3 billion each?" haggled Aiko. Now, everybody was on the floor wheezing except for doc and Aiko.
"Oh, easy! Sure, sure, sure I'll give you 3 billion each. So, is the anaconda mine, then?" asked the doc.
Name straightened herself up and started talking. "And, we would like you to share with us the profits, 70-30, 70 is your half," Name negotiated.
"Deal!" said the Doc happily. "Yo, doc, you promise you won't hurt him, right?" asked Ryuu as we regained our positions.
"Oh, no, not at all! All we'll do is try to reproduce the species so we can cure more people," said Doc.
"When do we get the cash?" asked Aiko bluntly. Name elbowed her. Doc laughed and said, "Oh, it's--, well okay. Here is my phone number, and I swear I will have the money ready by next week or you call the cops on me."
"Deal! Oh, one more thing, this goes out to no one. Not even the press should know that a couple of teens found this super-rare anaconda. Though, we do want credit, something like, some tourists stumbled upon the rare snake and gave it to you, okay?" I asked.
"Yes, yes," said Doc. We said good-bye and piled into the super-sonic, electronic, hypnotic, funky fresh jet.
We finally got back after watching Step Up 2: The Streets and a dance-off.
We crept back to camp slowly and quietly. "You guys get back to your camp, we'll take it from here," I whispered. They nodded and said bye.
When we got to our camp, everyone was gone. "Oh, they're in the showers," said Yumi in relief.
"Hey, look, a note," said Name as she grabbed a slip of paper that was posted on a tree.
"Ahem, dear girls, we know you were excited it was free day, so we decided to excuse your behavior this day. We are in the showers. Since today is free day, you get to do whatever you want, Sincerely Anko," Name said in monotone.
"Sweet, that means we're not busted," Aiko said in a sing-song voice.
