"LUCILLLE!" Natsu screamed barging into his older sisters room, tears falling from his eyes.
"Someone stole my cookies!"
Lucy narrowed her eyes at him.
"Let me guess?" She said with sarcasm "From the cookie jar?"
"No!" Natsu replied "From my sock draw! No ones brave enough to go in there but it's not there anymore and I and I-" Natsu began crying again. Lucy rolled her eyes.
"What does this have to do with me?"
"You need to help me get them back!"
Lucy frowned
"How do you know I didn't steal them myself?" Natsu laughed.
"Oh Lucy, if you eat any sort of deserts, everyone knows! They could feel the earthquake!" Lucy growled at her little brother.
"It was probably Erza or Gray,"
Natsu shook his head "If it were Gray he would tell me and use it against me and Erza is still on her strike,"
"Strike?" Natsu shook his head.
"Lucy, she's been on a envirmemt strike for almost the entire week,"
Lucy sighed. For the last few weeks Erza has been on a striking binge. It all started on a summer's day when...oops, wrong story.
"So what do you want me to do?" She asked knowing no matter what it was there is no escape. Especially when Natsu has that Erza like look in his eyes that constantly reminds Lucy that they're related and not gender swapped clones.
"You need to help me investigate!" Natsu exclaimed placing his hand on his hips getting a deerstalker hat on along with a pipe and microscope glass placing it over his eye.
"I repeat: why?" Lucy,well, repeated with clear agitation at the salmon haired boy.
"Because I'm Sherlock Holmes and you're John Watson!" Natsu said pointing at her like he's solving a mystery. Lucy's face brightened as her inner Sherlock fangirl took over.
"Okay, first off, I'm Sherlock and you're Watson, got it?" Natsu attempted to object but then remembered that Sherlock was the smart one and that was something he was not. And on top of that his sister wouldn't agree otherwise.
"Yesh!" Natsu agreed saluting her like in the army.
"Okay, Watson," Lucy said changing in a moment's notice to the traditional Sherlock Holmes outfit with the pipe and all well Natsu changed into a Watson like outfit. Top hat, fake side burns and little notebook where he wrote down his notes.
"What do we have?"
Watson-I mean Natsu began reciting the notes "The suspects currently consist of
Loke, Rogue, Sting, Mirajane, Jellal, Juvia and Cana,"
"Motives?"
"Loke wants to deliver his revenge of my sister eating all his food and then breaking his heart by taking my cookies and then breaking them,"
Lucy sweat dropped
"Next,"
"Rogue and Sting are jealous of my dragon toys and are mean looking,"
Lucy frowned giving her brother an annoyed look
"This is very serious matter boy! If you don't stop fooling around like a ugly duckling this may take longer than it has too and those poor cookies will be eaten! Or worse, thrown out!"
Natsu nodded his head with extreme speed not wanting to ruin the fun he was having
"Sorry ma'am-I mean sir!" Lucy nodded crossing her arms.
"Go on,"
"The next suspect is Mirajane, her motive is that she likes cookies and used to steal things from Erza,"
Lucy nodded knowing that even if it sounded crazy to people who knew Mira currently, if you knew her during childhood it was understandable to the extreme.
"Then is Jellal," Natsu explained "He has a nose of steel and Erza told him to not let me having any sweets well she's on her strike,"
Lucy nodded, that sounded right. So far he was her top suspect. But there was still more motives to hear.
"Juvia because Gray and I share a room and she could have thought it was his. And Cana because there was W.H.I.N.E in them,"
Lucy's eyes popped out "WHINE!"
"Yeah," pouted Natsu "Whip cream, Hot Fudge, Ice cream, Nerds Candy, and Eskimo Pie!" Lucy sighed being happy that is wasn't beer, ignoring the part of her brain that was saying that kind of cookie doesn't exist and if it does how did Natsu get it?
"So the suspects are Loke, Jellal and Juvia," Lucy stated.
Natsu frowned "What about Mirajane and Cana?"
Lucy gritted her teeth "It isn't them, trust me on that. Now anyway let's go find Loke!"
"Okay!" The two said together throwing their fists threw the air as Gray walked by reading playboy.
"You guys do know that Loke's been visiting his parents in Canda for the last week," he stated putting down his magazine as Lucy deducted.
"Then it couldn't of been him,"
As Natsu said "Loke's Canadian and he lived with us? Ewww,"
(No offense to any Canadians Natsu is just little dumb and mean)
The two older siblings rolled their eyes at the youngest boys idiocy.
"So what are you two up too and why are you dressed like that?"
Lucy's eyes glowed "That's it!"
"Gray, how do you feel about being bait?"
"Like if Natsu wasn't in the room I'd use more descriptive words to show my disdain towards it,"
Lucy sighed with a smile on her face
"Oh Gray, you should totally be Mycroft when the baits thing is over,"
"What are you talking about?!" Gray worried as Lucy and Natsu started laughing manically.
Gray stood outside the Fullbuster residence clad in only his boxers. Something would he did accidentally after taking off his pants and shirt after Lucy and Natsu had thrown his outside then dumped water on him.
"What the hell..." He muttered as he attempted to open the apparently bolted door.
"G-gray sama?" Gray felt shivers run down him as he recognized that voice.
"Hi Juvia," he waved hoping that if he was friendly enough that the girl would leave.
"G-g" well Juvia was stuttering Natsu and Lucy triggered their trap. A cage fell down onto the stalker girl and she yelped in shock as Natsu and Lucy ran out.
"We have some questions we need you to answer right away!" Lucy demanded as Gray shouted, staring from the cage to his siblings in shock
"What the hell is going on?!"
Lucy pointed accusingly at Juvia "Did you steal Natsu's cookies?!"
Juvia waled as she begun to cry "Juvia would never touch someone's cookies! Especially Gray sama's baby brothers!"
Lucy stared at her and nodded as if she had known it all along
"You're cleared,"
Juvia sighed happily.
"Now Natsu, how do we get her out of the cage?"
"...um..."
"So," Lucy explained "You seem to be the best candidate for this crime," Lucy said trying to intimidate the officer, holding Happy in her lap. Petting him as he purred likenthe bad guys did in movies. Flipping genres? Naughty, naughty Lucy.
Jellal gave her a confused look
"Lucy, I'm a police officer. If something happened you could tell me. Did someone finally get a restraining order?"
Lucy glared coldly "Excuse me?"
Jellal sighed "What is it Lucy, Natsu?" He looked between the siblings who were both glaring at him.
"Let's just get right to the point," Natsu attempted to threaten which sounded cuter than he wanted it too.
"Did you steal my cookies?"
Jellal frowned "You had sweats?" Jellal's tone was so threatening it could be compared to even Erza's.
Natsu huffed not getting the point, crossing his arms instead "Not anymore I don't,"
It was then Happy yelped. And threw up on Lucy's lap.
Lucy screeched like a banshee jumping up, her eyes popping out of their sockets.
A bright smile appeared on Natsu's face.
"So there's were my cookies went!"
One Week Later
Erza walked into the Fullbuster household. For a moment she thought after being on strike for a whole week would let her come home to a normal home but what happened was just that. And then some.
Natsu was eating cereal at the counter as Lucy ate her yogurt and Gray greedily ate his bagel.
Erza smiled for a moment at the normalcy. But then asked her question that would ruin everything.
"Why is Juvia outside in a cage on our front lawn?"
It's been while Huh? What inspired me to right this is that Fairy Tail came onto Netflix and I have recently been watching the show Sherlock. So anyway, Im really sorry and Ill try and update more. You dont have to review if your angry that we havent updated in a while. I undertsnad, but please do of you can. They help inspire me :D
~~~Lana~~~
