Hey peeps of FanFiction! Dudes, it's been like, four or five days since Irene and some of the people in my county still don't have power.

Special thanks to and anonymous reviewer for this weeks theme... ADDICTIONS! And special thanks to Anabell23, TheCatWithTheHat, and Maxie89 (modifying that one a little) for ideas

Disclaimer- if you dont know I'm not JP yet, you have serious issues

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pink_addict- um, Angel, do we need to bring you to that special rapist again?

Iggy- what?

pink_addict- well, I was tired of saying therapist just for people just to say the rapist, so now I will just say 'special rapist'

fang_addict- uh, guys, a red headed problem other than me just walked into my room

Iggy- oh yeah... funny thing about that... Brigid is going to be staying with us for the next couple of weeks...

fang_addict- WHAT?

Iggy- she was on the streets

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fang_addict_2- Iggy, can you believe it, some other loser already took fang addict! p.s. thanks for inviting me to stay here, it was so annoying having to live in my summer villa without anyone

fang_addict- IGGY!

Iggy- *gives puppy dog eyes* don't hurt me

fang_addict- to top it all off this dye didnt come off in the shower! do NOT tell me this won't come out for weeks!

fang_addict_2- relax Max, my hair is dye'd and it's great!

fang_addict- shut up or I'll shank you!

fang_addict- plus, tell that to Fang :)

fang_addict_2- what?

fang_addict- why do you think he's been so quiet, not even inserting a snarky comment into this chat?

fang_addict_2- oh God, what color?

fart_addict- I just saw him! it's blonde!... and he's wearing a towel

evil_addict- that would be my doing

pink_addict- what did you do?

evil_addict- I replaced his entire wardrobe with kackis and polos and his black boxers with tighty whitys

Iggy- that is evil!

blog_addict- HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME MAX!

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fang_addict- well, I was going to dye eveyone in the flock's hair one by one, each color a little more outrageous than the last *rubs hands together evilly*

fang_addict_2- ... you guys all have problems

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fang_addict- she shall be next *creepy pedophile smile Brigid uses when looking at Fang*

evil_addict- haha Fang's decided to put on his polos!

Iggy- awesome! send me a mental picture!

pink_addict- Iggy, I didn't even notice this, but we all have addictions and you are just Iggy

Iggy- I wanted to be different

fart_addict- it's weird

Iggy- WELL THEN! I WOULD HAVE EXPECTED MY BEST FRIEND TO SUPPORT MY NAME!

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pink_addict- I apologize for him

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Iggy- I was just kidding, I wanted to make a dramatic exit :) *reads chat history* HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT NUDGE!

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fang_addict- can we say PMS?

fart_addict- no

fang_addict- why not?

fart_addict- you told me and Angel not to say that

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Iggy- once again, I was just kidding, but I'm seriously logging off this time

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pink_addict- I better stop him before he blows up something *sighs* ... AND YES, I ACTUALLY DID SIGH! UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE!

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fang_addict- Brigid was right, we all do have problems, I can't believe it took me so long to realize it

*5 minutes pass*

fang_addict- computer, you were supposed to spontaniously close the chat session and put on a song on youtube thats very inspirational and talks about how we're all weird in different ways!

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fang_addict- crap, I asked for an inspirational song, not a rapist

Your_Therapist- I am right here

fang_addict- is it true that most therapists have therapists?

Your_Therapist- *clears throat awkwardly* we are not here to talk about me, but you, tell me about your problems

fang_addict- okay, so, they invited DR AMAZING to stay with us! now there is TWO FREAKING RED HEADS IN THE HOUSE! what up with that! and we're both FAKE red heads! this is two too many!

Your_Therapist- you do realize that one of two of the red heads is YOU, right?

fang_addict- I guess... poop... wait... who the hell are you? aren't you that lady who reminded me about thhe constitution? that was strange...

Your_Therapist- yes, I am the constitution PERSON, I never said I was a woman. you always say people are sexist, but assuming someones gender is very sexist

fang_addict- wait, so you're a guy? that's more than a little creepy... I'M ONLINE CHATTING WITH SOME RANDOM DUDE! :O... are you Dylan? *ew*

Your_Therapist- no, I'm not Dylan... actually, my gender is unknown

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Your_Therapist- this is awkward

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Your_Therapist- that fact never fails to freak them out

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blog_addict- I am wearing polo! POLO! and my hair is BLONDE! I look like Dylan!

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So, I went to the Scotish Highland Games in Virginia today with my anthropology club. Did anyone see me there? I was the one wearing a kilt :D

Unfortunatelly, we were sitting in the car for, like, 45 minutes because of rain and thunder. I am little (5'3'' and less than 100 pounds) and had flags resting on my shoulder with my kilt bunched up at my butt. Yeah, that part was uncomfortable.

But the lamb burgers were to die for.