Not So Japanese

Drabble Series: This means that it will be short. Often times or not averaging about 100 words.

Summary: OMG! I CAN ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND YOU GUYS NOW! You want me to do WHAT? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR GODDAMN MIND? Oh looky! It's a shiny box!

English


"Attention Students of Ouran High, sorry to interrupt your regular show for today, but I have some news. This is extreme folks! It involves the Host Club!" I started off in a normal voice, and then went into my gamer voice.

"They have decided to continue the line of the pretty boys serving to a harem by having auditions by a select few. Now these are privat-What the hell?"

"What is it?" asked Emily, the school heard.

Everybody was on they're seats.

"TELL US ABOUT THE HOST CLUB!" yelled out some of the girls from 2nd year.

Oh.

Ow.

I need pain meds.

KYOUYA!