Sirus was standing on the very tip of a giant banana. "No! You can't make me eat it! I won't! Never!" He shouted to the monkeys who were flying around him. They laughed a creepy little monkey laugh and started throwing pickles at him. His hair started feeling very greasy and all the monkey disappeared. He was standing in a bathroom in front of a mirror. His face distorted and BAM! He was looking at the face of Severus Snape. "NOOOOO!" He screamed. Then an armadillo came in through the bathroom door and said in a squeaky voice, "Sirius! Sirius! Wake up! OI PADFOOT!" Sirius jerked awake to see James and Remus looking down at him. He'd somehow managed to fall on the floor.
"Prongs… Bad dream… Monkeys… Pickles… Snivelly…." He shuddered.
"You were dreaming about Snivellus? Must have been a nightmare then. Now mind shutting up so we can get some sleep? You've been screaming about Merlin knows what for ages," said James, turning to go back to bed.
"Well I'm so very sorry to disturb your beauty sleep," he retorted.
"Some of us have to go to Quidditch practice in the morning."
"Whatever. Night Princess."
"Fuck off."
A/N: And I thought the last chapter was weird!
