plunger02 Said:

she turned on the dryer?!?!?!

LMAO! that was funny, hide hiding up in a tree XD

My Reply: Yes she did

Bumblebee: I CAN'T FEEL MY HEAD!( Runs to kitchen sink, and turns it on,)

Better go get the Sprite and Crackers. Heh

Ironhide: ( Finishes a little bird house with the twigs he picked out of his pants. he looks to Prime who's made the Sydney Opera house out of the Twigs he got. He smashes his little brid house and grumbles. )

blood shifter Said

you are so evil. that was the best. good chapter. hope the next chapter will be coming up soon.

My Reply: Is this soon enough for you?

Shojin Anime Said

good to have you updating again. whoa when did all the bots come to misfist house? if they're all there then whose watching the base? i loved when misfits and mirage were talking. you got him in good character. its good to see misfits not "intimadated" by many guys at her house. even though it still wouldn't matter cause they are still cybertronians.

yeah that part with sideswipe...very disturbing. trust me you'd be glad to hang out with a bunch og guys. my personal opinion hanging out with girls is worst. but thats just me. well i'm eager for another update!

My Reply: Good to be updating... When did they all get there? Check back a few chaps. Noones watching the base remember? Misfits Glued all the Decepticons to the floors and ceilings with Super glue - an extreamly powerful Superglue- I hate hanging with a group of girls, I need some guys there, so that I can have a nice peaceful conversation on the lastest violent video game. I'd hate to see what would happen If Misfits and Arcee were to meet...Ugh..

Okay do I care about the fact that Snakes have no ears? No not really, that would make the story boring.

Sideswipe grinned at the two little tiny tanks he carried out of his favorite pet shop, Jake munched on a gut loaded cricket he got from the store owner, Sideswipe and the owner were good friends and was happy to help Sideswipe on his misson. but this is not where the Story begins.

This, however, is where our story begins.

Squeaks, Misfits's Gecko ran away, and was eaten by a black racer, Misfits hadn't smiled or cooked dinner in days leaving the Autobots to fend for themselves with Chinese takeout, fast-food, pizza, and now the house was a disarray.

Being the only other resident herpotologist they sent Sideswipe out on a misson to get Misfits a new Gecko.

Sideswipe accepted the misson with pride, Geckos were hard to find around Misfits's and he chose to catch one as a last restort. so instead he started off by asking Misfits what kind of geckos she liked, it upset her but, still she eagerly answered his questions, and repiled that she liked Eublepharis macularius (commonly known as Lepoard Geckos because they're cute and made rather nice pets) and Gekko gecko (or Tokay Geckos because of the sounds they make "To-KAY! TO-KAY!" hense the name tokay gecko.) Of course Misfits only told him their scientific names and not their common names and made Sideswipes misson only harder. Not that he cared it added to the fun.

Sideswipe borrowed the Caravan Car a rented Toyoda Camry ( sunstreaker refused to drive it as it was not a very good car and it wasn't yellow but a creamy silver)and left the house with his sidekick Jake to the pet shop.

the store owner, who was named Stev, eagerly helped Sideswipe along.

"So your here for a gecko? Why? Whats wrong with Jake? He looks fine" Stev looked at Jake, who bobbed his head and rolled over hoping to get a cricket from Stev, not this time.

"Not for me, my friend Misfits had hatched a baby Indo-Pacific-Gecko and it was named Squeaks, a few days later Squeaks ran away for whatever reason he had and was eaten by a snake, she hasn't smiled for days and I haven't had anything healthy in weeks man, not that theres anything wrong with take out or pizza."

"So everybody sent you out to get her a new gecko?"

"Pretty much, Sunny wouldn't come, he hates it here, I'm still thinking of buying Feathers the Boa and giving it to him for a present,"

Feathers looked at Sideswipe and hissed at him in greeting , Sideswipe gave the snake a pat on the head, Feathers had a strong attraction to Sunstreaker and would climb out of her cage to go and hug him, but not kill.

"Do you know if she likes any certan geckos?" Stev threw a rat-icle at Feathers. Feathers greedily devoured the rat

"She said something in latin, the Gekko Gecko, what is that?"

"A Tokay Gecko, known for it's call of To-kay I do have one," Stev lead Sideswipe to one of the glass tanks and showed Sideswipe a nice gecko that was light teal and had orange brown spots,

"I don't think you really want to get her a Tokay Gecko,"

"Why not it looks harmless," Sideswipe reached into the tank to retrive the Gecko, it bit his finger.Hard.

"Thats why, Tokay geckos are mean, and I don't think Jake would want one living with him, they eat other lizards,"

"Okay, hey Stev can you get it off? Misfits won't buy me another sett of gloves if I ruin this pair, and I really don't like getting bit by snakes,"

Stev looked at the gecko and threw in a criket, it went for the bait,

"any other geckos?"

"yeah Eublepharis macularius?"

"thats a good gecko, eats only bugs, very popular with kids, a Lepoard gecko, very friendly," Stev lead Sideswipe to another tank with a yellow with black spotted gecko, it looked at Sideswipe and seemed to smile at him, and wag its fat little tail,

"Cute isn't he?" Stev reached in a retrived the Gecko, Jake looked at Sideswipe, bobbing his head up and down, like saying that this was the gecko for Misfits,

Sideswipe mused, dispite the facts about the tokay gecko it made a great idea for a prank, and misfits did like the tokay gecko, sideswipe pulled out his wallet, "I'll take them both,"

Stev smiled but in a mischivious way, "You have a plan for the Tokay Gecko don't you?"

"Misfits said she like both of these geckos. now Stev what makes you say I have a plan for the Tokay?" Sideswipe grinned, while Stev loaded the Geckos in two tanks, the Tokay Gecko started screehing to-KAY to-KAY!

Stev got Sideswipe a months worth of food for both geckos and Jake hopped on to his counter looking at him in a begging manner.

Stev smiled "Alright Jake, here take the cricket,"

Jake bobbed his head and munched down on the gut loaded cricket while Sideswipe put him back on his shoulder, and headed out,

"See you later Stev, Bye Feathers, I'll tell Sunny you said Hi,"

Feathers waved her tail goodbye.

the arrival of the Geckos was pretty much silent for the other memebres of the caravan, aside from Sunstreaker saying the Tokay gecko had a nice coloration, and the Lepoard Gecko looked tacky with it's spots.

Sideswipe called for misfits to come into the living room. of couse she did, but at a very sad, moping, slowed down paced rather than her usual bouncing, fluttering clumsy happy way that would remind you of how a lemur moves.

However her expression changed at the site of the two geckos sitting on sideswipes lap.

"thanks Sideswipe! i've always wanted a Lepoard Gecko, and a Tokay Gecko, how cute! does he talk?"

"he's been silent, Hey, you meet your new owner," Sideswipe poked the Tokay Gecko, it let out a shrill TOKAY! and bit Sideswipe's bare finger, he filnched

"Not Me her!" Sideswipe pulled the Tokay off and handed it to Misfits,

"Aww! thanks! you can name the Tokay gecko sideswipe it likes you,"

"Thats wonderful lets name it annoying!"

"Oh don't be like that, lets name it Kay, and the Lepoard Gecko can be named... Bagera from the Jungle Book!"

the Leopard Gecko wagged it's tail at Misfits and climbed up onto her shoulder, so did the Tokay Gecko it looked at sideswipe with evilness,

"That gecko is out to get me," Sideswipe said,

"Aw their both so cute! thanks so much,"

"Don't mention it, just keep the Tokay away from me"

without any warning Misfits leaned over and hugged Sideswipe like her life depended on it, Kay bit his ear

"OW SON OF A BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!" Sideswipe shoved Misfits aside and started trying to get the gecko off, "GEt it off! Misfits call it off! call it off! get the fragging Tokay gecko OFF NOW!"

Misfits grabbed the Tokay gecko near the head, "GET OFF SIDESWIPE!"

Kay let go and proceded to try and get Misfits, but could not since she had his head held firmly as she put him back in his little tank, Sideswipe took the Tokay,

"I'm not having the Tokay if it's out to get me, i'm taking you back and I'm going to go buy Feathers the Boa," He stomped out grumbling leaving Jake behind with Misfits and Bagera,

"Aw, I think Kay liked Sideswipe," Misfits said to Jake as Bagera wagged his tail,

Jake shook his head, and hopped off to go find Sunstreaker,

One hour later

" Come on Feathers lets go find Sunny so you can go give him a hug," Sideswipe chuckled with a twenty pound boa slung around his shoulders, and a tank with a Tokay Gecko in his hand, he put it on the counter, Stev wouldn't let him return it now that Misfits had named it and was more than likely already attached, but did let Sideswipe buy Feathers, who was more than eager to come home with Sideswipe,

Sunstreaker nearly dropped dead at the sight of Feathers, who hugged him with joy,

"Aw Sunny she likes you," Sideswipe grinned,

"Get her off," Sunstreaker gasped and tryed to slip Feathers off,

"But Sunny, Boas are a symbol of Sexiness!"

Sunstreaker rasied a brow, " Really?"

"Yep, Misfits told me,"

"Alright the snake can stay,"

"Good stev won't let me return her or the fragging tokay gecko,"

"Whats wrong with the Tokay?"

"It's out to get me, I swear!" Sideswipe took Feathers, and headed off to find Misfits, "Come on Feathers, i have a friend who would love to meet you,"

Misfits was outside showing off Bagera, who wagged his fat little tail and rolled over on Misfits's hand.

"Hey Misfits, Look I want you to meet Feathers," Sideswipe brought Feathers over and slung her over Misfits,

"Cool! a Boa! how cute!" Misfits smiled at Feathers who hugged Misfits,

Prowl frowned the reptiles living with them were getting out of hand, "Aren't Boas dangerous?"

"Feathers dangerous? Nah, she loves people, speacailly Sunny,"

"She's so cool! hello Feathers!" Misfits greeted the snake as if it had been her friend all her life,

Feathers waved her tail,

"Aww, what happened to Kay?" Misfits looked at Sideswipe who took Feathers off Misfits,

"Stev wouldn't let me return Kay, so he's in the kitchen,"

Kay came crawling outside, and over to Misfits,

Sideswipe looked at Kay, " Misfits I want you to lock him up, it's an escape artist,"

"I'll rename him Hudini!" Misfits giggled with glee, "Hello Hudini!"

the Tokay let out a shrill tokay in approvement, and climbed to Misfits's head looking directly at Sideswipe,

"Misfits If I find that Tokay Gecko in the attic I swear I'm giving it to Feathers as a Snack, and if I find that it's eatten Jake, bye bye Gecko,"

"Okay, and i'll make sure that doesn't happen,

Bagera wagged his tail for attention but did not receive it as Misfits went inside to get the tanks they both came in, Feathers hugged Sideswipe,

"So Feathers, I'd like you to meet Prowl, Prowl this is feathers the boa, she's Sunstreakers pet Boa now, she loves my brother."

"A snake likes your brother?"

"She'll climb out of her tank to go give him a hug, right Feathers?"

Feathers nodded, as Misfits ran out of the house with both geckos on her shoulders,

"Hey Sideswipe I just remembered Something, your like Harry Potter!"

"How am I like him?"

"Your a parseltounge! you speak to snakes!"

Sideswipe chuckled, "So your right I am parseltounged so is my brother, and you too,"

Perceptor came out of the garage - now the Caravans personal lab- to see what was making all the noise,

"Misfits is that a gekko gecko?" he asked observing hudini,

"yeah Sideswipe got me a Gekko Gecko and a Lepoard Gecko, look aren't they adorable?"

"May I?" He gestured to hudini

"Of course!" she let Hudini climb on to Perceptor, where he quickly bit the Scientist.

"OWCH! GET IT OFF!!"