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Keeping Tabs
12.10.10

KT Plays Matchmaker In New Norah Castle Sex Scandal!

World famous singer Norah Castle has been working hard to rehabilitate her reputation after the steamy photos KT printed a year ago, but we can exclusively report she hasn't cleaned up her act! The pictures below show her en flagrante on stage after her Lima, Ohio concert… And the man with her is none other than William Schuester, the very same high school teacher we misidentified as her lover last year! When confronted with these photos, Castle merely grinned. "We met after I sent my personal attorney to assist him with the mess you made of that whole situation… But really, I should be thanking you!"

Keeping Tabs
01.20.11

Chart Topper

…Grammy-winning recording artist Norah Castle's fourth studio album, Willpower, has broken records by selling over 1.3 million copies in the US in its first week of release. This breaks the record set last year by Taylor Swift

Keeping Tabs
10.18.11

Wedding Bells

…On October 12, multi-platinum singer Norah Castle wed her high school-teacher fiancée, William Schuester, in a private ceremony in Lima, Ohio, where the couple resides. A rep for the songstress confirms, saying "The wedding was very small, with friends and family only in attendance. Norah and William are overjoyed and excited to be starting their new life together."…

Keeping Tabs
02.05.12

Surprise Hit

…The single The Key (Make Plans, Break Plans), featuring a duet between newlywed singer Norah Castle and her educator husband William Schuester, made a surprise appearance on the charts this week, debuting at number 3. This is sure to silence the naysayers, some of whom called Castle "nepotistic" and "delusional" for choosing her husband for the coveted duet. Many established musicians, including Tanye Northeast, had campaigned for the honor. At the time, she told KT "I can understand why people are upset, but believe me, I know what I'm doing. I'm looking forward to saying 'I told you so.'" Go right ahead, Norah. All proceeds from sales of the single will benefit various educational charities…

Keeping Tabs
12.20.12

Worst Baby Names of the Year

Celebrities have a tendency to bestow their offspring with unique names, oftentimes with disastrous consequences…

1. Tetris Highscore Patrick, unfortunate daughter of actress Ellery Evans and her rocker husband. "We lost a bet," the star admitted, adding "but actually it's kind of cool." Uh, if you say so.

2. South Central Fernandez, son of rap mogul RappDoggG (real name: Gabriel Fernandez) and wife Traci. "People name their babies after places all the time: Brooklyn, Charlotte, Bronx. I grew up in South Central," the top music producer said.

3. Justice Virtue Castlereagh-Schuester, son of record-breaking diva Norah Castle (whose full last name is Castlereagh) and her school teacher husband. "What? It's a name," she defended when asked. "Seriously, it is," adding, "It's a family thing."

4. Hunkydorrie Samuels, daughter of movie producer Eli Samuels and his partner David. "I think it's cute," the producer defended.

5. Oohlah Jones, daughter of actor Jacob Bradley Jones and wife stylist Leah Crispin. "I was still high from the epidural," Crispin explained, which is really the only excuse for any of these names.

Keeping Tabs
08.25.13

Top Honors

Will Schuester, husband of singing sensation Norah Castle, was recently honored at the White House as Teacher of the Year for, among other things, his campaign to keep music programs alive in public schools. "I'm so proud of him," Norah tells KT, beaming. "I'm not surprised though. I mean, I've seen the man teach."…

Keeping Tabs
12.22.14

Worst Baby Names of the Year

Another year, another list. When will these celebrities learn? Never, apparently, as there are two repeat offenders this year (we're looking at you, Norah Castle and Ellery Evans).

1. Zanie Brainie Scott, adopted daughter of Broadway star April Rhodes and husband playwright David Scott. "I suggested May," he sighed, "but April had her way in the end."

2. Glee Glorianna Castlereagh-Schuester, daughter of repeat offender Norah Castle and her educator husband. When asked to comment, Norah shrugged. "You'll have to ask Will… I was campaigning for 'Chastity' but he said that was only for strippers and prostitutes." Her husband's two cents? "'Glee by its very definition is about opening yourself up to joy.' I can't believe April knocked us out of the top spot. Maybe next year…"

3. Cypriot Raleigh Collins, son of comedian Seth Collins and his model wife Illiana. "It just sounds cool," the funnyman shrugged. "It's like a country or nationality or something."

4. Teetime Par Gonzales, son of record-breaking golfer Javier Gonzales and his wife Maria. "Golf was my life, now my son is my life. It made sense," he claims. Uh, sure.

5. Pacman Atari Patrick, son of long-suffering, repeat-offending actress Ellery Evans and her gambling addict musician husband. "I begged him to stop making bets with his bandmates," she confesses, "but they get him every time."