Gina-chan: Let's see how short this would be...I dunt have dat much time...
Cami-chan: Yeah, bcause you wanna go skating with yer bffz.
Gina-chan: But not uz.
Cami-chan: Yeah, but not mez. Mez suckish at skating.
Gina-chan: Yeah, and plus, I dunt feel like writing today...so this mayb a little shorty..
Cami-chan:Anywazy, lez go!
Sometimes, when you gaze up at the clear blue sky and see no clouds what-so-ever, you start too relax, even lay peacefully on the grass.
That's what we were doing...and well, watching people play the of course game.
I brushed my blonds curls softly, tugging at the knots, which made a bald spot on the middle of my head, but of course, I reattached it with a super glue. Thank God Nagihiko brought some super glue.
I put a hand over my eyes, trying to get the sunlight out of my eyes.
I swear, sometimes, I felt like a wearwolf.
I always turned into a wolf when there was full moon.
Well, that doesn't have anything to do with the sun...but I just had to metion that.
I was short for my height, which meant kindergardners bullying me, not knowing that I was way older then them.
I never fought back, though. I was just wrong. I couldn't hit a five year old.
Even though he was six feet tall.
...Yeah, it's still wrong.
...Yeah, and even if I fought back, he was just too tall for me...I felt short.
...Suddenly, I felt a cold liquid on my forehead. It was like those times when I lay next to my dog and slept, and five minutes later, I open my eyes and see my dog drooling on me, looking at my face like I was food.
...So I ate him.
I wasn't going to let a dog eat me, nuh-uh!
Anyway, my point is, I felt a cold liquid on my forehead.
...Yeah, I already metioned that, didn't I? It's like one of those dramatic moments where people repeat stuff, which makes you more...you know what I meant.
Anyway, so I felt a cold liquid on my forehead.
See what I did there? Now you know what happened.
I felt a cold liquid on my forehead.
That's right, I'm just that smarticle.
I looked around, but nobody seemed to felt it, so I guess imagined it.
Imagined it.
Imagined it.
Another cold liquid landed perfectly on the spot where the first drop got me.
I knew from that moment what I had to do.
I had to save the world.
(dramatic pause)
Yeah, so I think I said that out loud, because everyone's staring at me.
Not that I minded. I actually LIKED being the center of the attention.
Except when I'm playing sports.
Which never happens.
Well, if you cound eating a sport.
My point is, everyone was staring at me.
Staring at me.
Staring at me.
I shrugged at them, and they shrugged back, so I shrugged harder, hoping to continue the shrug cycle, which I saw once on a TV.
Nobody shrugged back.
And that's what I felt like.
A nobody.
A NOBODY!!!!!!
...It looked like Amu, my pink haired friend felt a raindrop too, because she screeched 'A dog is going to eat me!!!'
I knew.
Because I had the same experience.
Remember? About my dog wanting to eat me? So I ate him? Yes, that.
Yes, I was sad to eat my dog, but, hey, at least I didn't get eaten.
Yes, I told Amu about that, which is why she was freaking out now.
I kinda skipped the part about how you don't actually have to eat the dog.
Hmm...I wonder why I ate it...
Not that it matter anymore.
May I metion he's already dead?
Well he is.
Dead.
…
Dead.
Dead.
Anyway, Amu's boyfriend, or, well, who I think should be her boyfirend, wrapped his round and fat purple arms around her.
And tried to eat her with his sharp dinosour teeth.
Ok, maybe not the perfect guy for her, but, hey, little kids loved him.
And so did I.
Did I metion the part where I'm so short I'm considered as a little kid?
Yeah.
Anyway, like everyone saids, to the point.
We were playing of course game.
I felt a raindrop.
Then another.
Then Amu did.
Then everyone else did.
I know, they have slow reaction.
Not that I mind.
Makes me look smart, doesn't it?
So, Gina-chan and Cami-chan directed us to a tent, and yes, A tent.
Which meant one tent.
Which meant...
So I was right.
They didn't have any lamp.
Not that that had anything to do with there being only one tent.
Not really a real connection there.
Oh, did I mention I was claustrophobic?
Well, now I did.
Let me tell you that nothing, NOTHING, goes well when I get claustrophobic.
Which means...
ZZZAAAPPPP!!!!!!!
Getting hit by lightning.
Oh, not me.
My friends.
Well, more like the hosts.
Gina-chan and Cami-chan.
And hopefully Jei-chan.
Oh, what do you know?
He's right outside the tent!
Fried. Well cooked. Delicious.
Got the point?
I didn't.
Anyway, now I did because Amu said it.
"There's no fridge in here!"
That was bad. Really bad.
No fridge??!!!
But I need to preserve my body in a place that has a degree with zero degrees celcius!
Don't ask.
It's like one of those times when you get stuck in a hurricane, spinning round and round. Yeah, I know, wheee!!! fun, ain't it? Anyway, then you land in the eye of the hurricane, which if you don't know that, another eveidence that I'm smarticler then you, it's the center of a hurricane and it's really calm.
Actually, let me get off topic for a sec.
Why do they call it the eye???
I mean, wouldn't it be the bellybutton?
That's the center, ain't I right?
Yes, because I smart...icle. Back to the point.
So now your hungry after you spent about two hours, floating around with other cool stuff like knife right behind you, some TVs coming right at ya, and other cool stuffs.
But there's no fridge!
Yeah, that's how it was.
Except there wasn't any hurricane.
Darn.
Gina-chan: So this is basically how things go around in Rima's head.
Rima-chan: Hey.
Gina-chan: And right now she'll be thinking:
Waving is just another exercise.
I wish I had wings.
Waving wings would be more cooler.
Cooler...cool...I need,need,NEED, a fridge!!!!
Rima-chan: Right.
Gina-chan: Anyway, byez! L:
