Ok, I'm scrappin that last chapter. I admit that it wasn't the best chapter I've ever written. So, like I said, I'm gonna scrap it. Hope you enjoy this chapter.
Biometal Smackdown
"As you all know, we have instituted a new battle type, the Trio Battle. Today's first match will be such. The first team will be Ashe, Grey, and Kassie. They will be facing Bowser, Pitt, and Ganondorf," Master Hand said. The six stepped forward. Bowser was a rather large turtle with a spiked shell and Ganondorf was large as well, his skin pale, and dark clothes. "Today's arena is fairly new. Be wary of the inhabitants of the environment."
"Umm…that doesn't sound good," Grey said. "You guys have any idea what he's talking about?"
"Nope," Pitt answered. Bowser and Ganondorf both shook their heads.
"I've got a bad feeling about this," Ashe said as they stepped onto the pads and soon reappeared in a forest, except that there were rather strange trees around them.
"Smashers, are you ready," Master Hand asked. They all gave some form of confirmation, to which Master Hand started the battle.
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"AAAAHHHHHH!" All six smashers were running from a Tyrannosuarus Rex, who they had accidentally woken. "RUN FASTER!" Grey yelled, somehow, impossibly, managing to find an extra boost of speed.
"BOWSER, WHY DON'T YOU TALK TO HIM?!" Ganondorf yelled.
"ARE YOU INSANE?!" Bowser replied.
A Smash Ball appeared, which Kassie broke. "Alright, I've had enough of this," Kassie said. "Try this, you prehistoric bully." The aura disappeared as her right fist ignited. Unlike the other times she used her flame manipulators, this time the flame seemed to glow brighter than normal, the flame turning to white hot. "LAVA GEYSER!" She punched the ground and a geyser of…well, of lava, sprang up with the force of a small volcano. The dinosaur stopped and ran away as more geysers soon followed. However, the other five smashers had to dodge as well and Grey ended up landing on some.
"HOT, HOT, HOT, HOT!" Grey ran around, trying to extinguish the flame on his bum and managed to jump into a small pond that was nearby. Everyone heard a sizzling sound, followed by a sigh of relief by Grey. "Oh, that's much better." He came back out from behind the tree.
"Sorry about that Grey." Kassie was rubbing the back of her head. "Can't exactly aim that."
"It's ok," Grey replied. "Now then, how about we actually start this fight."
"Let's," Ganondorf said, running at Grey as he drew his fist back, a dark purple energy building around it. He swung the fist at Grey, who tried to dodge, but was still grazed by the fist and knocked back.
"Damn. If just a nick does that," Grey said, a dent in his armor where the blow had grazed, "I really don't want to see what a full on hit can." He jumped back from Ganondorf, aiming one of his guns, a laser appearing from it. He let go of the trigger and eight purple beams shot out and went behind Ganondorf.
"Ha. Missed."
"That's what you think." Ganondorf suddenly fell forward, the beams having turned around and hit him in the back, their movements very similar to a boomerang.
Meanwhile, Ashe was trying to dodge Bowser's fists, firing at every opportunity, but Bowser's shell stopped all of them. When she tried to go in for close combat, Bowser would turn his back to her, forcing her to stop short of impaling herself on the spikes on his shell. "No fair," she complained, once more sidestepping to avoid the spikes.
"Get over it," Bowser replied. "Ya gotta use what you're givin'." He made a grab for her, but she dodged it again. An Assist Trophy appeared and Kassie was the one who managed to break it. This time, it was Desert Coyote who appeared.
"Tommy," Kassie said. "Hi."
"Hi," Tommy said. "What can I do?"
"We need a little help," Ashe said back, once more sidestepping Bowser. "Maybe with this guy."
"Hmmmm…well, I have an idea, but…I can't do it. DC, you take over for this," Tommy said.
Are you sure, DC asked.
"Yep."
"Alright then," DC's voice now came from Tommy's mouth. He walked over to Kassie and whispered something in her ear, pointing at Bowser, who was looking at Desert Coyote suspiciously.
"He WHAT?!" Kassie turned to glare at Bowser, death in her eyes aimed at him.
"I've got a really bad feeling about this," Bowser said, slowly backing away from an advancing Kassie.
"GET OVER HERE!" Kassie jumped on him, knocking him into the jungle. The others stopped what they were doing as they heard Bowser screaming for mercy and what sounded like bones crunching. After a few minutes, Bowser literally came flying out of the bush and off the stage, a column of light appearing where he disappeared. Kassie walked back out of the jungle, dusting her hands. Ganondorf and Pitt were now looking at Kassie with a look on their faces that said they wanted to give up.
"What…did you do," Pitt asked, scared to learn the answer.
"I just taught him a lesson." A Team Ball appeared and Grey shot it with three Homing Beams.
"Aw shit," Ganondorf and Pitt said at the same time as Ashe and Grey leaped into the air, Kassie with her right fist, now on fire once more, in the air.
"GIGA GEYSER!" Grey, Ashe, and Kassie yelled. Kassie punched the ground once more, a geyser of lava shooting up. Ashe and Grey shot at the geyser's base, knocking off large chunks of the surrounding rock, which was shot upwards by the lava, now coming back down as molten meteors.
"Oh, shit," Ganondorf and Pitt said. They tried to dodge the first few and succeeded, but then rocks started to find their marks. Pitt was the first to go, which was slightly embarrassing for him, seeing as he never even got in a single hit. Ganondorf took a little while longer, now at the edge of the stage, just balancing. His arms were pinwheeling as he tried to move his weight forward. Grey came walking up after the barrage of molten meteors. He leaned forward and exhaled a breath on Ganondorf, forcing him to fall back and off the stage.
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"Very good, all of you," Master Hand said as they appeared on the pads. "Now then, onto the next match of the day."
Hope this was more enjoyable than the other chapter. I've decided that I may just do some heavy re-editing to it and repost it. And yes, I realize that I made a mistake on Gemini, which is really embarrassing for me, considering that they're one of my favorite characters. Also, here's a little riddle, which, if answered first and answered correctly, will win someone a fight to write. Here it is: There was a man who shot, drowned, and hung his wife. But later that night, he went on a date with her. How in the world is this possible? Give me the answer in a review or a PM.
