Hey, guys. I know it's been months but I haven't forgotten about you. I've just been really busy with school & stuff but I never forgot you.
Enjoy!
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Puck: POV
I was not ready to go back to school. I wanted another three months of camp. Just me & Mama. & our siblings. But I did miss Finn & Wheels. Just not enough to come back to this hellhole.
I drove Nic to school before going to the high school. I found a parking spot & got out. I saw a tricked out Lincoln & knew Mini Mama was there. The doors opened & she got out so I walked over to her.
Mal was getting out on the other side & I saw Mama & Q walking over together. Mike & Tina came up just as I made it over. & noticed something… "Mama! You have on a uniform!"
She tugged at the pants. "Yeah. I figured why not?"
I wrapped my arms around her & kissed her.
She kissed me back before leaning back. "Do you see anything different?"
I stilled. "About you?"
She laughed. "No! About Marcy & T!"
I looked at both girls but didn't see anything all that different. I shrugged. "I don't know."
Mike laughed.
I sulked. Now I know something is different. "I don't see anything."
"I changed my style up, Puck." Tina said. "I'm more fifties than goth this year. I even got blonde highlights instead of my blue."
I blinked. She did look different! "Oh." I looked at Mini Mana for her change. Then it hit me. "You're wearing a dress!"
Mini Mama smirked. "Can't get nothin passed you."
"How'd they trick you in a dress? I know you didn't want to put it on!"
"I'll have you know it was my idea. I'm still growing & I don't want to buy a bunch of pants & shirts when I can just wear a giant smock."
"Marcy!" Mama snapped. "You're not wearing a smock! It's a very nice dress!"
"I look like a whale."
"You do not. I looked like a whale." Q told her.
"That's only cuz you're as big as a popsicle stick. You looked like you swallowed a marble."
"Marcy!"
I fell out laughing. Good thing Mike & Mal did, too or I would have gotten hit harder.
"I sorry, Q-Card." Mini Mama pouted.
Q hugged her. "I know it was the hormones."
Mal snorted. Mini Mama turned her head slowly. He looked away.
Mike laughed. Mama & Tina hit his arm.
"Are we going in or just standing out here?" I asked, trying not to laugh.
"We're waiting for Britt, Tana & Artie." Mama said.
"They should hurry. School's going to start soon." Mini Mama checked her phone.
"Hi!" Britt screamed from Wheels' specialty van. It was pretty cool. It was a tan van with space in the back for a row of seats plus trunk space but the front had one long seat, too. But instead of having a seat for the driver's side, it had space for his chair. It was cool as fuck.
We all waved as Wheels parked. He, Satan & Britt got out & came over to us. "What's up, my peoples?!"
"We're sisters again." Mama wrapped an arm around Q.
"What do you mean?" Wheels adjusted his glasses.
"Our brother & sister got married two weeks ago." Q told him.
"Congrats!"
"Why didn't you tell us that your fine ass brother got married?!" Satan put her hands on her hips.
"Tana!" Mama swatted her as Q & Mini Mama looked sick.
"Well he is!"
Wheels glared at her.
"But I'm happy where I am." She sighed.
He rolled his eyes hard.
"Let's just go in." Britt suggested.
We walked inside & went to get our schedules. Welcome to a new year.
S&M&P
I hate school…
I shouldn't have studied so hard with Mama last year. They got me in fucking trigonometry! All my other classes were just as lame.
I couldn't wait til lunch so I could bitch. Mr. Shue wanted us to eat in the choir room so we could bond or whatever.
I got my lunch then headed to the choir room. Mama was walking in with Q. She saw me & lit up. I really liked that. She came over & kissed me. "How was your morning?"
"Stupid. We have no classes together."
"I know but the day is almost over. Just focus on that."
I groaned. "Not soon enough."
"Come sit & eat." She patted my chest.
Finn & Rachel walked in & I saw Q roll her eyes. She sat next to Mama & opened her lunch.
Mini Mama walked in with Mal, who I knew was going to be stuck to her like glue. He told us during the summer that he was coming to McKinley because his mom was making him. He told me that he wanted to be by Mini Mama anyway.
Kurt & his boyfriend walked in after. I was shocked to see the dude but I guess he switched schools, too. Dude didn't look like he was wearing socks.
Mike & Tina walked in with Wheels & his girls. Everybody found seats before Mr. Shue walked in. He clapped his hands. "Welcome back, guys! How was your summer?"
"It was amazing, Mr. Shue." Rachel jumped up.
"Our summer was good, too." Satan gave her a dirty look & she sat down.
"We had fun." Mike defused the situation.
"My grandma moved in with us." Tina said.
Mr. Shue smiled. "& we have new members?"
The look Mal gave him made me choke. "No. I'm following her."
Mini Mama caught the giggles. I love her being pregnant. She laughed at everything.
"Are you sure you don't want to audition?" Mr. Shue asked.
"I can't sing." Mal shook his head.
"That is not true & you know it." Mini Mama bust him out.
"I already have football & this photography club I heard about."
"What time does it meet?" Mama asked.
"Tuesdays & Thursdays."
Mr. Shue snapped his fingers. "We meet Tuesdays & Thursdays. Are you auditioning?"
Kurt's bowtie wearing boyfriend smiled. "Yes!"
Mr. Shue sat down. "Well you can either audition now or after school tomorrow."
"You should audition tomorrow & do something spectacular." Kurt told him.
Bowties nodded. "Okay. It doesn't matter to me."
After that, we just ate & talked about our summer but then Tina asked a question. One that blew up like a forest fire. "Who do you want in the delivery room with you when you have the twins?"
Mini Mama blinked. "I never thought about it. My moms of course. Maybe Laura? Do you think Kenneth & his moms would like to be there?"
Mal spat out his juice. "What?!"
"It's just a thought. I don't really know the etiquette for this."
"Why would he be there anyway?!"
"He's my boyfriend. Shouldn't he be there?"
Damn! I thought Mal was her boyfriend.
"I thought I was your boyfriend!" He snapped. See?!
She frowned. "Why would you think that?"
"This summer!"
"Mal, no." She shook her head.
"He's not going to be there!"
"I can invite him!"
"No, you can't! I forbid you!"
"You forbid me?! Fuck you! **" She stood up.
"Stop talking to me like that!" He stood up, too.
She said something that was long & heated. I wish I knew whatever language that was in. He turned a couple shades of red. When she was finished, she walked out.
He groaned loudly then went out the other door. "She's impossible!"
Mike fell out laughing. "Did she have to talk about him so bad?!"
"Mikey!" Mama swatted him. "She shouldn't have said any of that! He's the father of her children!"
"Boy, was she mad." Q bit her lip & looked blown away. "I never would have strung those insults together."
I really wish I knew what she said.
"Go find him." Mama pushed at Mike's shoulder. "We have to find her. She shouldn't be so upset this pregnant."
I went with Mike. Mal didn't know this school & was probably lost. We split up but couldn't find him. We met back up & went to the gym.
He was there shooting hoops.
Mike walked over to him & clapped him on the shoulder. "She is mad at you!"
Mike was rotten. Laughing at his brother's pain. He was as bad as they said. I walked over. "It's not that bad."
"It is, too! How did you feel when Lucy wanted Finn to take your place?"
I glared at him. "We're supposed to help him! Not get you to laugh."
Mike grinned. "Calm down, Mal. Just ask her nicely."
"I shouldn't have to! Those are my kids!" Mal shouted. He threw the basketball at a wall.
"I know but she's carrying them. Make demands when she isn't nine months pregnant."
He pulled a face. "I did yell at her. I didn't mean to. She just makes me so mad. She's so stubborn!"
"I wonder who she gets that from?" Mike said seriously.
Mal looked at him like really?. I smiled. Mike could be stubborn when he wanted to. "I should go find her & apologize."
"That'll be nice."
Mal gave him a sour look. "I don't like you."
"I'm being serious. It'll be nice to apologize for yelling at her."
Mal rolled his eyes & walked out. We followed him & looked all over for Mini Mama. We finally ran into her, Mama & Q, who looked like they were looking for us.
Mini Mama waddled over to Mal & wrapped her arms around his neck. "I'm sorry!"
The look on Mal's face was priceless. "What?"
"I was so mean to you! Of course you don't want the babies confused! You're their daddy & they'll know it right away! I won't invite Kenneth & his moms!"
Mike & I looked at each other at her heartfelt apology. We clearly wanted to laugh.
Mal wrapped his arms around her. "I'm sorry, too. I shouldn't have yelled at you. & I can't forbid you to do anything. It wasn't right."
Mini Mama smiled & kissed him.
A bright light shined on us. Jacob Ben Israel was suddenly there & pushing his camera in their faces.
Mini Mama gave him her blank face. "What the hell are you?"
"I'm Jacob Ben Israel. You're the teen parents." He grinned. "Scoop on being baby parents?"
She just looked at him for a moment before frowning. "You're insignificant. A maggot. A parasitic leech on the edge of society. Leave while you still have two working legs & can still speak."
He blinked. "Yes, ma'am." He walked away.
Mike, Mal & I fell out laughing & Q smiled. Mama rolled her eyes at us. "Let's go back to the choir room before lunch is over."
S&M&P
I received a note in class telling me to go to another classroom. I was super confused. I was even more confused when I saw Q walking up. "What is this?"
She frowned. "I don't know. I just got a note telling me to come to this classroom."
I opened the door & allowed her to go first. "I hope we're not in trouble."
"You're not in trouble." A voice said.
We stopped dead.
S&M&P
Mercedes: POV
I ran to room 121. Lucy just sent me a text saying S.O.S. That was cause for worry. We only reserve S.O.S. texts for real emergencies.
I stopped at the room & saw Mikey helping Marcy along. Mal was coming up behind me. "Do you guys know what this is about?"
"No." They shook their heads.
I opened the door & stopped short, blocking the way. It was Shelby Cochran, Beth's adoptive mother & Rachel's birth mother.
Mikey picked me up & moved me out of the way. "What's going on?"
"She's back." Lucy looked so shaken.
Marcy & I went to hug her. I looked at Noah, who looked blown away himself. "So what does this mean?"
"I think it would be a good idea for Puck & Quinn to visit with Beth." Shelby said. "I don't believe we've met. I'm Shelby."
Marcy shook her hand first. "I'm Marcy. Lucy's sister."
"I'm her brother, Mal." Jr. shook her hand next.
Shelby nodded. "It's nice to meet you."
"Same here."
"Does Rachel know you're here?" I asked.
"Yes. I met with her last week."
I don't know why I cared but I didn't want her hurt. I nodded.
"I think a playdate will be our best option." Shelby returned to business.
"I'm having a baby shower this Saturday." Marcy told her. "You & Beth can come to that."
"A baby shower? You're pregnant?" Shelby's eyes widened dramatically.
"Thank you!" Marcy smiled.
Shelby frowned a little. "Um… that would be good, I think. Where are you having it?"
"It's at our house. I'll give you the address. It's just going to be family & the glee club."
"Okay. See you there." Shelby left after Marcy gave her our address.
"How are you feeling?" I asked Noah.
He was leaning against a desk looking like he was in a wind tunnel. "I can't believe this. We're going to be in her life."
"Isn't that a good thing?" Mikey asked.
"Yeah. I just can't believe it."
"Why don't you bring your mom & sister to the baby shower?" Marcy suggested. "They'll love to see her & I promised they'd be in the twins' lives."
"You'd do that?" Noah looked up at her gratefully.
"Yeah."
He smiled. "I'm going to see my daughter in four days."
