Story: Just ask Voldie!
Chapter: 28
Word count: 122
Author: Khorale
Review count: fifty something...
Parings: none
Disclaimer: Do I look like I own Harry Potter?
Summary: Various people mail Voldemort for advise. Very interesting results shown. Plain humorous and funny. Slight Voldemort OOC.
Dearest voldykins,
I found some backround music for your life! Because every selfrespecting villan has a theme song so I decided this is yours... * We belong together by Maria carey plays in the backround* Just picture it your about to kill harry then one of the deatheaters pulls out a boombox and...
~ Dark lady Marrissa
Ps. Dont even pretend it wasnt your ringtone alrady...
Dear dark lady marrissa
No way do we belong to each other! That's just...
* throwing up in the background*
Ugh... that's just like asking if I love someone!
-Voldemort
