Story: Just ask Voldie!

Chapter: 28

Word count: 122

Author: Khorale

Review count: fifty something...

Parings: none

Disclaimer: Do I look like I own Harry Potter?

Summary: Various people mail Voldemort for advise. Very interesting results shown. Plain humorous and funny. Slight Voldemort OOC.


Dearest voldykins,

I found some backround music for your life! Because every selfrespecting villan has a theme song so I decided this is yours... * We belong together by Maria carey plays in the backround* Just picture it your about to kill harry then one of the deatheaters pulls out a boombox and...

~ Dark lady Marrissa

Ps. Dont even pretend it wasnt your ringtone alrady...


Dear dark lady marrissa

No way do we belong to each other! That's just...

* throwing up in the background*

Ugh... that's just like asking if I love someone!

-Voldemort