Truth or Dare

Boo! Happy Halloween, guys! And to celebrate it, I made this chapter into a scary, funny and… You know what? Just tell the disclaimer and start the chapter already.

Roxas: (Wearing a Grim Reaper costume, complete with a scythe) Kingdomkey0703 doesn't own anything! And happy Halloween! (Laughs evilly like a Grim Reaper)

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A title is shown with green slime and says:

Halloween Special

The pranksters are in the snack bar, drinking some of their favourite smoothies. Kari has Chocolate Banana Smoothie, Axel and Roxas has Sea-Salt Smoothie, Hana has Strawberry Banana Smoothie, Zora has Cookies and Cream Smoothie, Alex has Orange Smoothie and Will has Mango Smoothie. Kari taps her fingers on the table, probably getting bored while the other pranksters continued sipping their smoothies. Kari then hits her head on the table.

"What's wrong, Kari?" Hana asked, taking another sip of smoothie.

"I'm bored… I mean, it's Halloween and all but I feel like we should do something evil," Kari said while grinning evilly.

"Ooh, do we get to scare the hell out of Xemnas? Or scare Xehanort to death?" Axel asked, excitedly. To tell you the truth, he was acting like Demyx sometimes when he was in hyper mode or very excited on something.

"You're acting like Demyx again, Axel," Roxas said as he takes another sip of his smoothie while Axel faces palms.

"Damn! I should lay off the candies," Axel said while Roxas nods, approvingly.

"Yes, yes you should," Roxas said. There was a long awkward silence as Hana coughs a little.

"Awkward…" Will said.

"Uh… What kind of prank should we do, Kari?" Hana asked, glancing at the grinning Kari.

"Don't worry, I got that covered. Quick, guys, tell everybody that we're going to have a camping trip," Kari said while the others stared at her confusedly.

"A camping trip? A CAMPING TRIP? Why would we have a camping trip?" Axel asked as Kari glares at him.

"Because, I'm not done with my plan yet!" Kari said.

"Then, why don't tell us now?" Hana asked, raising an eyebrow.

"I didn't tell you guys yet because this is the part the scene changes and we're in a different place now," Kari said, breaking the fourth wall.

"Why don't you tell it now?"

"I can't because this is the part the scene changes. JUST CHANGE THE SCENE!"

Narrator: Later

Everyone is now at the deck with their camping equipment on. Right now, they're waiting for Logan… AGAIN. Kari taps her foot as she checks her watch. It is now 9:30 A.M. and the pranksters' prank is going to be held in 12:00 midnight. Aren't the pranksters evil? Anyway, Logan then enters with… a pile of gadgets. Kari then glances at Axel, who gestured something to her.

"Uh, Logan? It's a camping trip. So, there are no gadgets. There's only the campfire and some stories!" Kari exclaimed while Freddie sighs and throws all of his gadgets. "Scary stories, actually," Kari mumbled. "Anyways, let's get going!"

They were about to go not until Roxas stops and thinks. "Exactly where are we going?" He asked.

"… To a forest of course!" Kari answered as Roxas shrugged. Then, they continued ahead.

Narrator: Meanwhile

Mrs. Knight kept on looking for the group but didn't seem to found them. She then gives up and decided to relax in the Jacuzzi. Mr. Moseby then passes by and notices Mrs. Knight in the Jacuzzi but he shrugged it off and continued to walk not until Mrs. Knight grabs his ankle, making him stop.

"Mr. Moseby, have you seen the kids here?" Mrs. Knight asked, glancing at Mr. Moseby.

"No, in fact, I'm getting worried about them. They might make a mess in this place again!" Mr. Moseby replied. Gustavo and Kelly then appeared.

"Hey, have you seen the BTR boys? We have a song to practice!" Gustavo said but Mrs. Knight and Mr. Moseby shook their heads.

"Let's just face the fact that those trouble making kids are not here!" Mr. Moseby exclaimed.

"Then, we need to find them! Who knows what may happen to them," Mrs. Knight said.

"We're coming with you two," Kelly said, crossing her arms.

"Fine, we're all going to find them!" Moseby said.

Narrator: Meanwhile

"Are we there yet?"

"No."

"Are we there yet?"

"No."

"Are we there yet?"

"No."

"Are we there yet?"

"For the last time, Demyx, the answer is still no!"

"… Are-we-there-yet-?-Are-we-there-yet-?-Are-we-there-yet-?-Are-we-there-yet-?-Are-we-there-yet?-Are-we-there-"

"NO!"

"… Are we there yet?"

"What part of 'no' don't you understand?"

"The N and O part?"

"Just be quiet."

The group is now about 60 miles away from the deck and 40 miles to the forest. Most people are now tired but the pranksters are still walking with glee. Then, the group decided to take a few minute breaks. Some people are now drowning themselves with water while the pranksters are waiting for them to start the walk again. Later on, they continued walking.

Narrator: Later

"Here we are!" Kari exclaimed as they arrive at the forest. The forest was fairly nice, beautiful. A peaceful place fit for campers to stay at least… 3 days. Anyway, the group started to unpack their stuff and after that they decided to have a lunch break. Kari checks her watch again and it was 3:30 p.m. Remember folks, the prank will start at 12:00 midnight. MIDNIGHT! Anyway, back to that story.

"Hey, stop telling them that!" Axel shouted, facing at you.

What? I'm just narrating the scene.

"Yeah, but you keep on exposing our prank!"

Shut up before I throw something at you.

"Hey, you can't say that!"

I can say whatever I want! So stop breaking the fourth wall!

"I'll stop IF you stop exposing our prank!"

Fine.

"Good."

Narrator: Meanwhile

Mr. Moseby, Mrs. Knight, Gustavo, and Kelly are now wearing hiking dress with hiking bags on their backs. "Should we be wearing these dresses?" Mrs. Knight asked while walking. "I mean, we're just going to the forest."

"Of course! Who knows? Maybe there'll be wild animals," Mr. Moseby said while Mrs. Knight looks at him, confusedly.

"Of course, there'll be wild animals! It's a forest, for Pete's sake!" Mrs. Knight said, throwing her hands up in the air.

"This will take a few hours," Kelly whispered at Gustavo, making him roll his eyes.

Narrator: Meanwhile

Kari glances at Axel, who glances at her. They both nod and grin. "Oh guys~! Do wanna hear a legend about the… Hash-Slinging-Slasher?" Kari said, grinning evilly but the others didn't seem to notice her evil grin. The others glances at Kari with confused faces.

"A what?" Riku said while Sora eats another marshmallow. Oh boy, he's gonna be in a sugar rush mode again.

"You heard me. Do you guys wanna hear the legend of the Hash-Slinging-Slasher?" Kari asked again with a satisfied look on her face.

"The Slash-Bringing-Hasher?" Spongebob said with a confused tone.

"The Hash-Slinging-Slasher!" Kari corrected Spongebob.

"The Sash-Ringing?" Sora said but Kari shook her head.

"The Trash-Singing?" Timmy said but Kari shook her head again.

"Mash-Flinging?"

"The Flash-Stringing, Ringing?"

"The Cr-Crash-Dinging, daa!"

"Yes. The Hash-Slinging-Slasher," Kari said with a bored tone while staring at Spongebob, Sora, Timmy, Cosmo, Ventus, and Daffy with bored eyes. "I'll tell you guys the story later at 12:00 MIDNIGHT!" Kari said as the others slump over. Then, the group went back to their own business.

Narrator: Meanwhile

Mrs. Knight, Gustavo, Kelly, and Mr. Moseby are now being beaten up by a bunch of branches, which are connected to a bunch of trees. They begin to think why nature hates them. Later on, they decided to take a rest and think on where are they now. My calculation is that they are in the middle of nowhere. And by the next few minutes they will get chased by wild animals… AGAIN.

"Hey, is it me or is the narrator keeps on breaking the fourth wall?" Mrs. Knight said while Kelly is checking something on her map.

"It's the narrator. That guy keeps on bothering me after the next two seconds!" Mr. Moseby said.

"Ah! Here we are!" Kelly exclaimed while pointing at the map. "Right now, we're at the forbidden forest, which is forbidden."

"Why is it forbidden?" Mrs. Knight asked not until a pack full of wild animals appears.

"That's why!" Kelly exclaimed as they ran away while the wild animals chased after them.

"WHY DOES NATURE HATE US? !" They (except the animals) all shouted.

Narrator: Meanwhile

"Hey Kari, what time is it?" Hana asked as Kari checks her watch.

"It's about 4:00 p.m.," Kari answered not until they heard a scream that says:

"WHY DOES NATURE HATE US? !"

"What was that?" Hana asked.

"I have no idea."

Narrator: Meanwhile

Axel, Roxas, Sora and Riku decided to walk around for a while. Actually, it was Axel's idea because he was bored as hell and he also wanted to burn something, which turned out to be Kari's favourite tiger stuffed toy. The next thing was Hana's favourite shoes. After burning at least 10 things, Kari and Hana decided to give a threat to Axel that if he ever burned their precious stuff again, they would kill him by using Blizzard spells and Demyx's Sitar.

"Y'know, that narrator is getting more annoying than I thought," Axel grumbled not until twig hits him on them head.

"Was that nature or the narrator?" Roxas asked.

"It was the narrator. You know that the narrator is sensitive, right?" Sora said only to be glared by Axel.

"What're we supposed to do now?" Riku asked as they continued to walk through the woods. "We're practically in the middle of nowhere!"

"I suggest we turn around, get back to the camping site and nothing ever happen," Axel said while he and the others turned around and went back to the camping site. Sort of. Why do you ask? Because they keep on going circles. At this rate, they might survive for at least… 11 hours. Make that 10 hours.

"I hate that narrator…" Axel grumbled not until a rock hits him in the head. "OW! Who threw that? !"

"Don't look at us, we didn't do anything," Roxas said while shrugging his shoulders. "Anyway, where ARE we?"

"According to my calculations, we're…. lost," Riku said, crossing his arms. "And it was Axel's fault."

"Whoa! Hold the phone! Are you saying that this is all my fault? !" Axel stated as he glares at Riku. They start to fight, creating a fighting cloud while Sora and Roxas are watching at the side lines.

"We're gonna die here…" Sora muttered as the skies started to turn dark. "Could this get any worse?" Sora continued not until rain started pour down.

"You just have to say it, huh?" Roxas groaned while Sora smiled sheepishly. "Will you two stop fighting? We have to go back before things could get even worse!" Roxas shouted at the fighting duo, who stopped fighting and glanced at Roxas.

Narrator: Meanwhile

"Where ARE they?" Kari said to herself while looking at her watch. Right now, she is waiting for Axel, Roxas, Riku and Sora, so that she can start with her story, AKA the prank. Kari then glared at you. "Will you stop that? You're getting on my nerves!"

Make me.

"Fine, I WILL!"

Kari then tackles you.

Please stand by for a moment….. So, did you guys went to the mall? How are ya? You know, being a narrator is fun. You can torture all the casts here whenever you want! Now, that's what I'm doing, I'm going to make them snap! HAHAHA! Ahem, sorry about that. Anyway, back to the story!

Kari taps her foot while Hana comes in with two cotton candies on her hands. Hana then gives Kari one cotton candy, who gradually took it. After eating a little, Kari then stares at the cotton candy then Hana. "Where'd you get the cotton candy?"

Hana jerks her hand at Vexen. "I got it from him," She said as she takes another bite on her cotton candy.

"You sure that he didn't put anything besides the ingredients in this cotton candy?" Kari asked, worriedly while Hana nods. Kari shrugs and takes another bite on her cotton candy. Then, Axel, Riku, Roxas and Sora comes in while screaming like little girls. "Why are you screaming like little girls?" Kari asked as the four boys hide behind her. They simply points at the forest, leaving Kari and Hana confused. After a few seconds, a grizzly bear comes in with rabies. (A/N: Lol!)

"You brought a grizzly bear here? !" Hana said in disbelief as the four boys nodded their heads.

"You IDIOTS!" Kari shouted at the four boys, not noticing the bear going towards her. The four boys point at Kari's back, making her glance at the now near bear. "GET LOST!" Kari shouted as the bear whined and ran away.

"Wow, she's even madder than a tiger…" Axel said only to be glared by Kari. "Wait, did I say that? I meant to say is that you're… Uh… you look fine to me! Right, guys?"

"Dude, you're on your own," Roxas said while waving his hands in front of him, leaving Axel gulp. Kari cracks her fist while Axel gulps again.

Narrator: Later

Namine puts another bandage on Axel's face, making him cringe. Right now, it's about 11: 55 p.m. and Kari is getting more excited on their prank. Five minutes later, they started to gather around the camp fire while Hana, Axel, Roxas, Will, Alex and Zora are nowhere to be seen. The others, except Kari, started to get worried to the missing pranksters but Kari told them that they will be okay.

"Okay, this is the story of the Hash-Slinging-Slasher!" Kari said with a flashlight on her hand. "But, most people just call him the Ha (Breaks into a scream) because that's all they have to say before he GET'S THEM! Years ago at this very forest, the Hash-Slinging-Slasher used to be a camper- just like you guys- only clumsier. And then, one night, when he was cutting the woods… it happened."

"He forgot to use the axe?" Sora asked.

"No."

"He didn't wash his hands?" Demyx asked.

"No."

"Irregular portions?" Terra asked.

"NO! He cut off his own hand by mistake," Kari said while she turns on the flashlight.

"You mean like this?" Spongebob asked as he removes his arm out of his socket. Then, another grows back in its place. "Or like this?" He pulls one arm again. "Or this?" He does it again. "Or this?" He does it again. "But what about this? Or this? Or this? Or this?"

"Except he wasn't a sponge!" Kari interrupted, getting more annoyed on what Spongebob's doing.

"So?"

"SO IT DIDN'T GROW BACK!"

"OH, NO!" Everyone screamed as Spongebob's extra arms lift their hands upwards and run away.

"And he replaced his hand with a rusty axe," Kari said while lifting an axe. "And then, he got eaten by a vulture! And… at his funeral, they kicked him out of the scout! So now, every… what day is it?"

"Friday," Sora answered.

"Friday night, his ghost returns to the Forbidden Forest to wreak his horrible vengeance," Kari said, lifting her hands up in the air as the others gasp in fright.

"But tonight's Friday night!" Demyx said while biting his nails.

"Then, he'll be coming…"

"How will we know?"

"There are three signs that signal the approach of the Hash-Slinging-Slasher. First, the camp fire will turn off. Next, the bushes will rustle and there will be nobody there. And finally, the Hash-Slinging-Slasher arrives on a vulture and jumps down without looking down because he's already dead! Then he drags on the ground with his rusty axe…"

"No," Sora muttered while shaking like crazy.

"He slowly approaches to us," Kari continued with a sly grin on her face. "And you know what he does next?"

"What?" Demyx asked while hugging his Sitar.

"You really want to know?"

"What?" Riku asked again.

"Are you sure you want to know?"

"WHAT, WHAT, WHAT DOES HE DO? ! ? !" Sora shouted, not noticing something was creeping towards them.

"He gets ya!" Kari shouted as the other pranksters scared the group, making them scream repeatedly for about 20 seconds while the pranksters are now laughing their butts off. Later on, they stopped laughing and stared at the screaming group. "Guys…" Kari was interrupted by their screams. "Guys, I wa…" The screaming continues. "We were ju…" The screaming group's pupils are now screaming too. "We were…" The screams continued on. "GUYS WE WERE JOKING!"

"What?" Sora asked as he and the other screaming guys stopped screaming.

"It's not true! None of it's true!" Kari continued while crossing her arms.

"It's not?" Demyx asked again as the pranksters shook their heads.

"Of course not! Nobody has an axe for a hand. It was all a joke," Hana said while removing her costume away.

"Ohhhhh…." The now not screaming group said. Then, they started to laugh repeatedly like what they did with screaming while the pranksters sighed.

Narrator: Later that night

The group are now doing their own business. Kari was reading a book, Hana was polishing her shoes, Axel was playing the camp fire, Roxas was eating another Sea-Salt ice cream, Will was reading a comic book while the others chat with each other. Later on, Kari then feels drips of water on her shoulder, making her shudder. She looks around nervously while watching the others. Kari starts to tap her fingers on her book not until Demyx appears behind her with his Sitar out.

"Isn't this great, Kari?" Demyx said as Kari yelps, dropping her book. "Practicing water elements are great in the forest!"

"Alright! That's it! We're leaving tomorrow morning, got it?" Kari said as the others nodded their heads not until the camp fire went off. "Axel, stop joking around."

"What?" Axel said while staring at Kari, confusedly.

"'And the camp fire will turn off'. Just like the story. I get it," Kari said not until she realizes that Axel wasn't playing with the fire anymore.

"Hey Axel, how did you do that without putting it out?" Sora asked while Axel glares at him.

"It wasn't me! It must be the stupid air in here. This place isn't built for campers!" Axel said, crossing his arms. Then, the bushes rustle and Hana went to check it but nothing was there.

"Hello? Hello? Hello?" Hana said while looking around at the bushes.

"Nice try, Hana," Demyx said while Hana glances at him, confusedly.

"Nice try what?" Hana asked.

"'The bushes will rustle and there will be no body there,'" Demyx said while raising his eyebrows as he giggles. "You guys crack us up."

"Guys, we're not doing this," Kari said as Hana joins her. The pranksters then huddle. "Okay, calm down, calm down. All right, what was it? There was the camp fire and the bushes and the trees will ooze green slime!" Kari then noticed something while barks of trees start to ooze green slime. "Oh wait. They always do that. But what was the third thing?"

The pranksters then heard a screech of a vulture, making the pranksters widen their eyes while the others join them. The pranksters looked up and saw a vulture circling above them with a body on its claws. "I didn't know vultures are awake at this time," Sora said while the pranksters gulped.

"They don't!" Axel pointed out while the vulture drops the body. The body landed on its feet and it was about 6 feet away from the group.

"Well, it dropped someone off," Ven said while the man shows them the axe.

"!" The pranksters screamed while hugging at each other.

"THE SASH RINGING, FLASH SINGING, THE FLASH P-P-PINGING…" Kari stammered with a scared look on her and the other pranksters.

"The Hash-Slinging-Slasher!" Sora said as he started to cry.

"At last you guys understand! We're doom!" Kari said without letting go of the other pranksters.

"No, that's not it. I am just so touched that you guys would go through the trouble to dress up as a ghostly camper and stand on the other side of the camping site, just to entertain us! You guys must really like us!" Sora said as he started to cry again.

"Sora, there are two problems with your theory. One- We hate you guys. And two- how can that be us when we're standing right here? !" Kari said while the other pranksters glared at them as the man drags his axe across the ground. They screamed and hugged the pranksters while shaking like crazy.

"THE-HASH-SLINGING-SLASHER!" They all said while the man slowly walked towards them.

"Guys, no matter what we've said, we've always sort of like you guys," Kari said not until Axel shouted:

"Kari, I used your stuffed toy to burn on something!"

"Huh?" Kari said while glaring at Axel, who smiled sheepishly. The group continued to scream as the man finally stops in front of them. Hana turns on the flash light and points it at the man, who turned out to be a nerd holding an axe.

"Can I camp with you guys? I brought my own axe," The nerd said while the group stops hugging each other. "I tried to join you guys but I continued to hid at the bushes and ran away before you guys can see me. Then, a vulture comes in and grabs me. I saw you guys and tried to struggle free and it worked."

"Do you have references?" Sora asked not until Kari pushes him away.

"Wait, if that was you on the bushes and you on the vulture, then who turned off the camp fire?" Kari said as she and the others turn to look at a guy with a blower, who was the one who turned off the camp fire.

"Nosferatu," The group said while Nosferatu smiled sheepishly not until the bushes rustle again. Before the group could even move, Mrs. Knight, Mr. Moseby, Gustavo, and Kelly runs in with twigs and leaves on their body and head.

"What're you guys doing here?" Hana asked while the grown-ups sat down on the ground while breathing heavily.

"We've been looking for you guys," Mrs. Knight answered as she stands up and dusts herself.

"Well, since you guys are here, maybe we should head back," Kari said as the others nodded their heads.

Narrator: Later

Roxas walks through the way not until he saw Axel with electric fans in front of him. Roxas went towards Axel and taps him on the shoulder. Axel glances at him and grins while Roxas noticed a pile full of hot sauce. "Uh… What're you doing?" Roxas finally asked while staring at the hot sauces.

"Well, I was bored as hell and then I figured that I should do something," Axel said as Roxas rolls his eyes. "So, here I am now and I'm gonna start drinking all these hot sauces while theses electric fans are gonna keep me cool. Wanna join?"

"I dunno. Anyway, I'll see you later," Roxas said as he walks away from Axel. The pyro then turns on all the fans and starts to drink all the hot sauces. Roxas comes back and saw Axel, drinking every hot sauce. Roxas shrugs and joins Axel and starts to drink the hot sauces. Kari and Hana come in and stared at the duo.

"I'm glad that I didn't join them," Hana said while Kari nods. They then left the two boys at peace.

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Eeek! It's so short…. Anyway, happy Halloween guys! If you guys have some dares, please PM me and I will gradually accept it!

See ya!