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35 TO GO GUYS!!!!

Im sorry i haven't updated sooner, i just have homework, yada yada yada ;0

And now to reply to ErIka . . .

You are indeed special forever :D that made me laugh. And i wish i was ;L and culture??? Pfft, i never noticed :L well, we have fish and chips :D but i don't even like that :S no, its not new, i just felt like putting that in there and you stayed up late for my story! Yay :D and as for twilight. Hmmnn. I like the books, the films, not so much. But i think all the obsession over them is a bit odd. But i like the books though

Oh, and i know this sounds really bad, but what is a beta!! Each story goes on about them, and im like :S! Please someone tell me!

And i have one message for you all; SEXY APPLES!!!! This is proof of my insanity ;L

On with the story!!!!

Chapter 28.

I woke up, but didn't open my eyes.

I was wearing my jeans, but nothing else. I could feel cold grass beneath me, and something warm by my side. Wait. Jeans and nothing else??

I opened my eyes to see my less than dressed upper half. I shot up into a sitting position and covered myself with my arms. How did this happen? The last thing I remember was flying towards Fang to tell him . . .

Fang?

I looked down at my side, and saw Fang lying there with a slightly confused expression, his eyes open as he looked at me. I looked around. We were some sort of clearing in the middle of a forest somewhere. It wasn't where we'd been last night, that's for sure. So where were the Flock?

Where were they?

Why was I half naked?

Why was Fang half naked? His shirt was hanging of a tree in the distance.

What had happened since I blacked out?

I could feel a panic attack coming, and I turned towards Fang ready to scream at him, when I was rudely interrupted.

Max.

Aaah, Voice. Long time, no annoy.

Yes, Max. But I have valuable information to why you're in this . . .predicament.

You do? Spill!! I could tell I had gone stock still, and my eyes were glazed over. Fang sat up beside me and stared at my face. Which, incidentally, was very distracting.

You and Fang have just experienced a . . . blackout.

A wha-? I began, but the Voice just kept on talking.

The hormones that you body produced as you went through puberty reacted with the pregnancy hormones and your bird genes. This created a build up of chemicals that resulted in you losing consciousness and blacking out while the chemicals ruled.

But how did this affect Fang? He didn't get pregnant!! Okay, ew, mental image. And what did we do!!!!

I'm getting to that, Max. Patience. When you went to talk to Fang, your eyes connected as the chemicals took over. I'm not too sure of the details on this, but it seems as if the chemicals uh, jumped from your body and into his, giving him the same problem. I don't know how it happened, but Fang then had a blackout as you did.

So what did this blackout cause!! I was getting sick of the Voice's dancing around. My annoyance obviously showed on my face as Fang mouthed 'what?' at me. I just shook my head and concentrated as the voice spoke again.

The chemicals, from what I can gather, would try and send away anybody who was not you object of . . . desire, which would be each other. Then, I think, your body would try to reproduce with the object-

I didn't let it finish.

YOU MEAN ME AND FANG HAD SEX!!!! I screeched inside my head. But then Fang jumped and looked extremely worried. Okay, maybe I shouted it out loud as well. Hee hee. Oops.

Not necessarily. You both still have your jeans on, so you may have woken up before you did anything, but you may have put them back on again. I guess you'll find out in a month or so.

Waaaaiiitttt.

Hold. The. Freakin'. Phone.

I could be pregnant?? Again???

Oooooh, I was pissed.

I didn't even know if that was possible, I'd only had Bree a few days ago. It shouldn't be possible. We probably didn't even do it; we still had our jeans on.

Right?

No answer. Oh, the shock.

I looked at Fang, my eyes wide. He didn't know anything about what had just happened. I could see he was about to scream at me to tell him what was up. And, I mean, this is Mr. Emotionless here.

So I told him. And I watched as his face slowly grew more shocked, more surprised with each second. By now we'd collected out shirts and were sat in the centre of the clearing. I knew we needed to go and get the Flock, but we needed to sort ourselves out first.

"So," Fang said, holding my hands in front of him on the grass, looking right at me, "you might be pregnant?" I could see how hard he was trying not to scream, as was I.

I mean, jeezum, I was FIFTEEN!!!!! One kid is plenty thank you. I mean, I'd never get rid of Bree, but life would be easier if I didn't have to look after a baby as well. And two!!!

Hello, road to mental meltdown.

"But," he said, "there's a good chance you're not." I just nodded. I didn't really know what to say.

"We should get back, the others are probably freaking out about where we are." He just nodded, and we both got up and took off into the air.

Now, that was the most awkward flight ever. We didn't know what to say to each other. I mean, really, we had no idea what had just happened, just some mumbo jumbo the Voice had said.

We instinctively flew towards the clearing we had found last night, searching for the Flock the whole way in case they were out looking for us. Luckily they weren't, and we landed in the clearing to see them all sat in a circle round the fire, chatting and eating more burgers.

I ran over to them immediately.

"Tell me what happened on the way to town. Now." I snapped. I knew they were confused at my actions, but I didn't care. Iggy answered.

"Well you and Fang sort of looked at each other for ages and then you both came over to me and gave me Bree and said to go back and you'd be there soon and flew in the opposite direction. It was kinda weird. I just assumed you wanted to go and f-" I slapped my hand over his mouth, but not before Angel started screaming.

"MY EYES!! THEY BUUUURRNNN!!!!" I whacked Iggy upside the head and went over to Angel.

"Sweetie, calm down. Don't listen to Iggy's thoughts again though, okay?" She nodded. I then went over to Nudge and took Bree from her, holding her close to my chest. I put my face to her hair, smelling her baby smell.

Then I looked at everyone, staring at Fang for a little bit longer than the others. He just stared right back. How distracting. I wrenched my gaze away from him and spoke.

"Come on guys, we're going back to town. We gotta find this Itex plant."

And so, one by one, we were off.

Again.

Can you see a pattern forming?

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