Sorry for the long update! Yes, the only reason I haven't updated in, like, three weeks is because I rented Metroid Prime 3, then Mario & Sonic, then Super Mario Galaxy. Very addictive, by the way. Now read on!
Oh, and I'm stopping the randomness.
Andross floated through the spaces of the Lylat System, just recently being beaten, once again, by Star Fox and his team. Andross sighed in defeat (once again). Then, out of the corner of his eye, noticed an out-of-place door.
"What kind of imbecile leaves doors floating around the solar system?" Andross asked nobody in particular. He floated over to the door and opened it, though it may be hard to picture since he had no hands. When he looked in the door, it wasn't what he expected. There was an entire room behind it. It was basically impossible, since there was nothing behind the door if you looked behind it.
Andross thought he was just hallucinating; that can happen right after you are beaten to a pulp for the umpteenth time. Cautiously, Andross stepped, or rather floated, into the blank and mysterious room. Inside this mysterious and blank room, Andross noticed a chair engulfed in a spotlight. But, because he had no rump to sit down, he just ignored it.
"Know your stars… Know your stars…" A mysterious voice echoed throughout the mysterious room. Andross sighed, once again.
"Now I'm hearing voices." He whined.
"No. There really is someone talking to you." The voice told him.
"Now they're trying to convince me that there's someone talking to me."
The voice sighed. This reminded him of Roy and his head voices. That was annoying. So, let's continue.
"Andross… I mock him of his armlessness." The voice said.
"Aww… now you're just being mean!" Andross started to cry, "Curse my armlessness!"
OOC, anyone?
"Er… Calm… down?" The voice asked, not too sure if he should be saying that.
"Sniff…O-OK…" Andross calmed down.
"Need a tissue?"
"And an arm. No. Make that two arms."
"Ugh." The voice sighed again and pressed a button on his keyboard. Andross suddenly grew two, white arms. They were long. Longer than a train. Well, mostly because his whole body was over a ten metres long, I guess.
"YAY!" Andross squealed in delight.
Major OOC, anyone? Anyone at all?
"Andross… He passed fourth grade two hours ago…"
"Not nice!" Andross yelled, cracking his new knuckles, "Ouch!"
"Haha." The voice laughed.
"Meanie!"
…OK, OK, he's super-duper OOC. Whaddaya want me to do about it?!
"Andross… How old are you?"
"Uh… I… can't remember."
"Uh-huh. And just when did you pass the fourth grade?"
"…It wasn't two hours ago…" He said softly, "… An hour and a half…"
"Mmm-hmm." The voice said, as if expecting this, "And why do you go around the Lylat System, trying to take it over, and always being beat up by anthroponomical foxes, falcos, old rabbits and frogs?"
"Uh…"
"Just what I thought."
"What?"
"…You have rabies."
"SHUT UP!" Andross yelled, shooting polygonal things everywhere in the room. The voice ducked under his desk.
"WHAT'RE YOU GETTING' SO MAD FOR?!!" The voice yelled over Andross' anger, "ALL I SAID WAS THAT YOU HAD RABIES!!!"
"IT"S TRUE!!!" Andross' voice boomed through the room, the polygonal panels making cracks in the walls and floors, all the while punching random things with his new arms and hands. The voice quickly pressed another button on his keyboard. Suddenly, a pair of shades appeared over Andross' eyes.
"There." The voice said triumphantly. He looked over to Andross, who was smiling with delight.
"Oooh… Look at the pretty pony!!" He said.
Aww… He looks so cute and harmless when he's looking at a picture that has a pitiful attempt of pony on it…
NOT!
"Uh… Andross?" The voice asked hesitantly.
"Yessssssssssss?" He asked, not actually paying attention.
"GET OUTTA MY STUDIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The voice punched a button on his keyboard. A long tube fell down from the ceiling. Andross, still not paying attention, got swept away by the tube, turning out to be a very long and large vacuum cleaner.
The voice heard Andross yell from space, "I'LL GET MY REVEEEEEEeeennnnge…" His voice was drowned out by the distance he was traveling.
"Sheesh. Who knew I'd be doin' Assist Trophies, too, eh?
Thank you, thank you, for you all tuning in to my long awaited chapter whatever! I never played an actual Star Fox game, so if I made a mistake in anything, please notify me in a review (and bring cookies!)
The voice: Know Your Stars: SSB has been brought to you by space; endless blackness just waiting to swallow you whole. And by pretty ponies; nothing says, 'I love you!' like a crude drawing of one of those mythological creatures with the horns and the hooves.
