Dear Fanfiction Writers:

I read somewhere that certain aspects of the magical realms cross like a Van Diagram. Honestly, it's quite fascinating, but so bloody confusing. Some of the parts that cross are the mythical animals. Unicorns for instance can be found all over the world if you look hard enough, but their functions differ from realm to realm. Centaurs and mermaids undergo some physical changes along with philosophies. Not to mention what happens where people are concerned. Depending upon the realm, people are able to be anything from witches and wizards, to demigods and magicians; some even are the gods reborn without even realizing it. Giants are another group that crosses the realms. In some areas, such as the Norse realm, they possess elemental magic. In the Greek and Roman realms their functions vary according to their birth parents.

I'm bringing this to your attention because recently, I heard a fascinating rumor regarding the Greek and Roman giants. A certain friend of mine, who wishes to remain anonymous, stated that his relatives are bracing for a full out war. This is terrible news. Not only did we just rid ourselves of Voldemort, but now a giant war? This friend of mine has told me not to worry, since these wars rarely force witches and wizards to get involved. However, I am still worried. What affects one realm might affect another in a covert manner.

Harry and Ron think I'm over reacting. Quite frankly it might just be my nerves feeling undone since the repairs at Hogwarts have been completed and everything else has quieted down. My instincts tell me that I'm right, but how do I go about convincing them that they should also be worried? Perhaps it is time to see the world outside of Hogwarts. Maybe Ron wouldn't mind visiting his brother Charlie in Romania. Maybe could stop in Rome and Greece along the way? Just to view the historical sites, it will be purely academic. Well… mostly academic.

Cordially,

Hermione Granger


This one's a bit more out there than the Sadie Kane entry, but I thought it would be fun to add. I was originally going to have Hermione start the letter with "Honestly, do you really think that Harry and Percy are brothers?" but it's kind of already been done, and I know that most of my letters sound like the writer is scolding the fanfiction world. That's really not my intent, it just seems funny at the time, so please don't take these letters to heart.

Okay, time for some shout outs!

The following people are awesome and amazing! Thank you soooo much for reviewing! It's like getting a birthday present every time I see that there is a new review on the screen. Seriously, it is.

Siriusblackrox123: You rock! Yes, the famous Bill actor is Bill Pulman and the character Lonestar was from Spaceballs. If you've never seen that film it is pure late 80s or early 90s awesomeness. It's funny and cheesy. I saw it on cable a while back and had to buy the DVD.

ButterflyFlyToMe: Clarisse is fun to write about. I wonder if they'll have her in one of the next two books.

Sadie Breezy: You were right; I fixed the letter to reflect that.

BlackAngelWings1010: Very cute comments. :D

Prankprincess123: I'd like to see that sparing match.

Speedman12: Drew read your message and rolled her eyes. Lol, J/K