THE PARTY DON'T START 'TILL I WALK IN~ DON'T STOP, MAKE IT POP, DJ BLOW MY SPEAKER UP- /SHOT/ HAPPY FRIDAY! Well, guess who has returned, everybody! ME! Did you all miss me? I know you did. Well, I'm still alive! And with updates!

Naruto hasn't become mine over the break. At all.

Enjoy my return, and read some stuff at the bottom for me. (If you want.)


Crysta's POV

The pain from Orochimaru's torture was gone. Everything was quiet. I didn't feel, hear, or see anything. Just..blackness. But I still felt conscious. I was standing, and felt awake, but everything was...black.

All of a sudden, I started remembering my life. It felt as if..everything..was flashing before my eyes..

No..I..can't be dead..

I couldn't speak. I could only stand and "watch" my memories as they slowly got to the current time of my life. Maybe it was over for me.. Maybe I was over.

No, child. It's not. You still have one last chance.

A dark voice boomed. As a figure started to appear before me, everything...crashed. The pain from the torture all smashed back. The blackness flashed white, making me cringe.

"Crysta!" Megan. That was Megan. I was laying back in the cell of Orochimaru's base. Everything hurt. I groaned."Crysta, are you okay?"Megan asked. I looked to my side, seeing her there. I nodded really lightly, my neck feeling stiff."Yeah..I should be okay.."

"That's a relief.." My eye's widened. Megan held up her cell phone."K-Kuzu..thank Jashin I can hear you again.."I said.

"I'm glad to hear you too. Listen, Leader-sama is already developing a plan. I promise we'll get you out of there as soon as possible."Kakuzu explained. I sighed."Please be quick.. I hate it here, I almost died and saw Jashin, no joke.."I explained. The phone went silent."But I'm badass..I'm not dying yet.."I said. There was a sigh."You can really scare us sometimes, kid."A now worried Kisame spoke. I then realized Autumn wasn't with us. I glared at the wall.

"Kisame, I promise you..I will eat Orochimaru's eyes if he hurts Autumn too badly..." He chuckled."Thanks, Crysta." There was the sound of arguing, then the phone being dropped and picked back up."MEGAN-CHAN! Tobi will get Megan-chan out of there! Tobi promises! Tobi promises!" I flinched at Tobi's loud voice. Though still being loud like his usual self, it was clear he was scared. And Madara was struggling to remain being "Tobi".

"I miss you so much, Tobi.. Please be fast, I hate it here.. And I'm n-next after Orochimaru finishes with Autumn.."Megan said, her also scared."When Megan-chan gets back, Tobi has a present! Tobi..Tobi loves you, Megan-chan.."He said."I love you too, Tobi.." It sounded like the phone was handed to someone else."Crysta, we have to go over the plan. I love you, and your sister loves you."Kakuzu now spoke.

"I love you too, Kuzu.. And Bryanna.. I miss you both. All od you."I said. Before Megan hung up, I quickly added, "And Autumn loves you, Kisa. I can feel her thoughts."

"Thanks, Crysta. Make sure you tell her I love her." And with that, Megan hung up."When do you think they'll actually get here?"Megan asked, quickly hiding her phone."I honestly don't know, but knowing them, probably as soon as possible."I said.

And Jashin only knows if Autumn's torture is as bad as mine, or even worse.

Autumn's POV

I hissed in pain for about the twelfth time. This time Orochimaru cut down my right cheek. I refused to show my pain too much. I wasn't going to be weak around someone as low as Orochimaru.

Orochimaru had questioned me since he first took me in here. He shoved me on a table, my ankles and wrists tied down. I didn't answer him at all. And each time I didn't, he cut me with a kunai. So far he mainly cut around my arms, and some on my face.

Said snake pedo chuckled."You're not as loud and annoying as the first girl. You just refuse to speak at all, while the first one was a smartass."He said. I glared death daggars at him."You killed her. You killed Crysta. You fucking bastard."I snarled, totally ignoring my reference to South Park. He grinned."And so she speaks. I was beginning to think you were mute."He hissed, running a finger across my jawline. My eye twitched.

I had enough of him touching my face. I bit his fucking hand.

He yelled out in pain as I bit down as hard as I could. I was like a pitbull biting into someone who crossed them and their owner; I refused to let go.

I let some tears fall as I felt a sharp stab in my stomache. My bite loosened enough for him to yank his hand out, nearly pulling out a tooth. I cringed and whimpered as Orochimaru slowly pulled the kunai from my stomache. Blood was starting to pour everywhere. Maybe he'd kill me too. He basically killed Crysta, why wouldn't he kill me.

"S-suck on..that you stupid bastard.. You have no idea what kind of bacteria could be in my mouth.."I muttered. He glared fiercely at me."You're friend wasn't dead. She simply was very weak from blood loss. I can't kill any of you just yet. Each of you will get questioned twice. If you still don't answer, then I'll kill you all."He explained. I just glared as my vision blurred.

I was probably going to faint from blood loss too.

"Listen, you slithery bitch.."I snapped. He smirked, as if amused. Which the sick bastard probably was."If I were to tell you what you want.. What would you do with us?"I asked. Orochimaru chuckled."I would keep you for hostages, of course. When I attack the Akatsuki."He said.

"In that case, I ain't telling you shit."

Sasuke, who sat patiently in the back of the room, finally stood, growling in annoyance."Orochimaru, you said I could question them about Itachi. But you keep toying with them until they pass out from blood loss, leaving me without anything known. Let me question this one."He demanded. Orochimaru chuckled."Since you waited so patiently, Sasuke, you may question this one. Don't hesitate to torture her a bit."He said, stepping back.

Sasuke came over, pulling out a kunai."What do you know about Itachi?"He asked, his monotone returning. I sighed, shrugging."I honestly don't know much about him.."I said with my own monotone. Sasuke held the kunai to my right cheek, right next to Orochimaru's cut there."Don't lie."He snarled.

"Look, I'm only dating his partner, Kisame, I know nothing about Itachi.. You wanna know about Itachi, ask..your future sister-in-law, Aeryonna,back at the base.."I said. He seemed confused. I smirked."Yes, Sasuke. Itachi has a girlfriend..get over it.."I muttered, starting to feel the effects of blood loss.

He grabbed my chin, forcing me to look up at him. We stared each other straight in the eyes. He activated his Sharigan. I simply stared blankly at him.

Sasuke let go of my face."Is the next girl Aeryonna?"He asked. I shrugged."I dunno. She might be, she might not be."I said. He growled."I'll kill her-"

"You fucking touch her or Crysta again, I will eat those pretty little red eyes of yours you little shit!"I barked. Something snapped within me. He glared."Watch your mouth, or I can promise the next girl will be hurt."He snarled.

I glared right back. Orochimaru chuckled at this, finding all this funny."Kabuto, wrap her stomache wound. We should keep this one for a little longer, she seems..interesting.."Orochimaru ordered. Just how he dragged out the word "interesting" made me sick.

I glared at Kabuto as he approached me. I growled at him, earning a chuckle."Orochimaru, should I heal it completely, or simply just wrap it?"He asked."Only wrap it. We're not giving her the reward of being fully healed."Snake bastard said.

I hissed in pain as Kabuto wrapped bandages around my lower body, going over the stab wound. I remember there were a few bandages on Crysta as well where wounds probably were. When he finished, he went back to his "work" in a dark corner of the room.

Sasuke then decided he wanted to question me some more. Yippee..

"I know you know something about Itachi."He said, holding a kunai to my neck. I let out a shaky sigh."I assure you, Sasuke Uchiha, I know nothing of Itachi. Nothing. None of us do."I said. He growled in frustration, throwing the kunai at the wall. Orochimaru chuckled."Control your temper, Sasuke. We'll get information on your brother eventually."He assured.

I smirked."Oh, it's only his temper? I thought Sasuke was on his period today. My mistake."

Said Uchiha glared fiercely at me, Sharingan spinning."Don't you start spewing out shitty isults like that first girl did. She was annoying."He warned. I rolled my eyes."You think she's annoying, you should see me when I'm PMSing.."I said.

I really hate PMS. I really do. Then again, who doesn't?

"Look, how about you send me back to my cell, and we can all be happy buddies who aren't trying to kill each other."I offered. Orochimaru appeared at my side."Why should I?"He hissed. I stared blankly at him."Because. I said so."I stated.

He chuckled, looming over me with an evil glint in his eyes.

Kisa better get us out of here soon..


CLIFFHANGER. GAWD, I'M SUCH A NICE PERSON. YOU'RE ALL WELCOME AFTER SUCH A LONG WAIT.

A:Oh yeah, questions.. Fav. thing about Konan...everything. She should be the Akatsuki pimp. Everyone else in the Akatsuki can be her bitches.

Q:Hmm.. What would you do if I actually killed off Crysta at the beginning? *Troll face*

Well, my peeps, I'm alive. Here's my story for the long disappearance.. My old computer finally took a shit, and I didn't get a new laptop until Christmas. Then inspiration for chapter 28 here came to me during the week, but had to wait until the week was over to type it up because of school. But here I am.

TWO IMPORTANT THINGS! 1. Updates will now be a few times each week (mainly weekends)! I could update one story a few times a week, update a couple stories once each during the week, or update a couple stories a couple times the week. All depends on homework, and how I'm feeling. And 2. For those who remember my old story that got taken down, The Misadventures of the Akatsuki and Yume, it is officially back up, rewritten and with a few changes added!

Anywhozal, with all that out of the way, I hope you guys didn't forget about me. I hope you had a good holiday, and ready for some more Fanfiction, bitches. Leave a review if you're still alive, and happy I'm still alive!