Disclaimer: Yet again I don't own Naruto, Overlord, or even Fable, or any of the other things that I've commandeered for this warped little tale!
[Lord Pain: The Invasion begins at long last!
Shin: World Conquest is near!
Giblet: What Master and Shin so happy bout?
Doc: This Chapter belongs to Zim, so I think they've gone temporarily insane.
Giblet: Oh… AHHH ZIM HAS HIS OWN CHAPTER!!!
ZIM: SILENCE! The Mighty Zim must have utter silence so he can tell his tale!
Espeo: Master! For the love of evil, do NOT let this happen!!
ZIM: I SAID SILENCE YOU FOOL! OBEY ZIM! Now Zim shall bring forth his true power! He will show you what he did to the pathetic Pig Smelly Humans of this doomed Village. MU WA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Shin: Master… what horror have we unleashed?
Lord Pain: I don't know…]
NU: Dark Lord…
Chapter 27: The Nightmare Begins!!!
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"Normal Speech"…
'Normal Thoughts'…
[Radio/Tower Heart In Use]…
"Jutsu In Use"…
"Demon Speech"…
'Demon Thoughts'…
"Inner Spirit Speech"…
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(Dark Tower…)
Upon arriving at his Tower, Naruto was surprised to find several Browns walking around, trying desperately to hold back laughter and failing as snickers escaped them. Shaking that from his mind Naruto called for Shin and Doc, both Grays hurrying over to the young Overlord. "Doc. I want you and any healers from the Dunmer in the Lost Sector heal these two immediately." Naruto orders and Doc nods his head quickly, calling several browns over to carry the two away while Naruto breathes out a sigh.
"Master. Welcome home." Shin offers with that out of the way and Naruto looks at the gray for a moment before nodding his head, then walks over and sits down in his throne, leaning his head back. "Sire, I must report that Zim has been attempting to contact you for some time now." Shin suddenly says and Naruto twitches, he really doesn't want to have to deal with that psychotic little goblin right now…
"Can't YOU deal with Zim? I've had an exhausting day…" Naruto grumbles out and Shin rubs the back of his head before coughing slightly to clear his throat.
"I tried that sire, I really did, but Zim is insistent on speaking with you… and he wants his servant…" Shin offers then adds with a shrug and Naruto rubs his temples for a moment.
"Aren't some of the Drow trying to make Golems or something?" The young Overlord asks and Shin blinks before nodding his head. "Then get them to give one to Zim as a servant or something… tell them to have it ready in a few hours while I go talk with the little annoyance…" Naruto orders with a dismissive wave and Shin nods his head before taking a thoughtful expression.
"Sire. What should it be able to do?" Shin asks and Naruto sighs before giving an annoyed look to the gray.
"I don't care, you can make it pink, red, grey, green, yellow, brown, or blue, really whatever color your like for it. You can make it indestructible or able to blow itself up. You can make it horribly psychotic, or you can make it insanely suicidal; I really don't give even half a fuck. Just make it look like some kind of servant for that annoying little Goblin and preferably something really, REALLY stupid…" Naruto allows before rubbing his Temples and Shin blinks before slowly nodding his head and making his way down to the Drow, eyes distant as he attempts to think of what he should do.
As Shin walks off, Naruto groans slightly while making his way over to the Tower Portal. Sitting down in front of it and cracking his neck Naruto waits for a few moments before nearly falling back when Zim appears in the pool of water. "MY LORD!" He calls out and Naruto grits his teeth, wondering what Kami he pissed off to deserve this kind of punishment, and making a mental note to kill him or her…
"What do you want Zim?" Naruto asks with a growl and Zim merely grins at the boy stupidly.
"Zim just happened to notice that you were going to be returning to your tower Sire. So Zim felt that it would be best for him to give you a report on his status with the Invasion." Zim offers pleasantly and Naruto blinks for a moment, before giving a slightly disturbed look to the Goblin.
"How exactly did you know I was going to be returning?" He asks and Zim grins once more.
"Oh, Zim knows all kinds of things about you, like the fact that you have a thing for red heads. Creepy Yes?" Zim offers and Naruto blinks for a moment, a completely weirded out expression on his face… he didn't know that he had a thing for red heads before he saw Rose… creepy.
"Hey… that is creepy." Naruto notes before looking at Zim with a disturbed expression once more. "Your creepy, Zim." Naruto states and Zim doesn't even bat a lash before he begins to speak.
"Yes, yes, now then my lord. Zim wishes to report his accomplishments in his Invasion of the…" Here Zim suddenly shuddered and shivered with visible disgust. "FILTHY HUMAN WORM BABIES!!!" He said overdramatically and Naruto bit his lower lip in order to keep from laughing at the expression on the Goblin's face. "… Pathetic little Village." Zim finally finished and Naruto snickered despite himself, if nothing else the little green menace was useful for a good laugh.
"Alright Zim. Just get on with it already…" Naruto grumbles and Zim blinks his red eyes for a moment before nodding his head rapidly.
"Yes! You see my Almighty Overlord, Zim is truly the most dangerous of all of your warriors! None surpass the power or the brilliance of Zim! Well accept for you of course my lord." Zim says overdramatically once more and Naruto rolls his eyes once more, wondering why the little pest had to bug him with his long-winded overbearing rants. "But anyways, my first plan may have been foiled by that big headed child but I shall still…" Zim starts to rant, only fro Naruto to blink at the "Big Headed Child" comment and raise a brow.
"Big Headed Child? First Plan? Alright Zim, what is all that about?" Naruto asks with a frown and Zim chuckles nervously while pulling on his collar.
"Uh… well My Almighty Overlord… the thing is…" Zim starts and Naruto crosses his arms, wondering just how long this story is going to be and how badly Zim screwed up…
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(The Previous Night…)
Zim is laughing to himself from his "Home-Base" in Konoha. The Tiny Green Goblin had taken refuge in the sewers of the village, and had even managed to convert a small section into a base for his needs. The walls were now covered in strange vines of some sort, vines that twisted and weaved together to form an intricate web, thus forming into walls for his use. The floor was made with a different method, numerous square and heavy stone blocks placed down for his use, a stone table with numerous magical artifacts was over to one side, with another one with weapons in a "Room" he'd made and another "room" held his chemicals.
Lastly, Zim had managed to craft himself a "Living Room" both for recreational purposes, and encase he ever had a "Human Pig Smelly" in his lair for questioning, he'd made it look relatively "Normal". Of course, given the fact that Zim is a Goblin, and also more than a little Insane, his version of what a Human would consider "Normal" is obviously more than just a little warped. It started off with a couch he'd pilfered from somewhere with a disturbing picture of a green monkey behind it, one of the "Human View Screen Thingies" across from that with the walls made from the same vines as the prior rooms were.
Besides that, there was a door to a Kitchen like area, which for some reason, Zim thought it a good idea to stick a Toilet in there.
(Wait a minute… why did you put a Toilet in a Kitchen, Zim?)
(Huh… What do you mean? Isn't that where they normally go?)
(Zim… are you really that stupid? No wait… I almost forgot who I was talking too… anyways, carry on with this insane rambling you call a report, Zim…)
At the moment however, Zim is in his chemistry area, grinning evilly as he works on something, soon setting off into maniacal laughter while holding a vial above his head. "Finally! Now with this Zim shall make the humans ITCH INTO OBLIVION!!" Zim shouts while holding the vial up, which is filled with something like a liquid Itching Powder from the way he is talking…
(You were going to make them itch… that's it?!)
(Yes… A FITTING ITCHY DOOM FOR ALL THE PATHETIC FILTYHY HUMAN MEATSACKS!!!)
(… if anyone asks… I don't know you.)
Soon finishing with his maniacal laughter, Zim happily holds his vial of "Itchy Doom" before then grinning sinisterly and making his way out of his base. Climbing a set of Vines with the vial now stored onto his belt, the tiny green goblin soon reaches a manhole cover. Growling, the gobbling then moves that and crawls out of the manhole and onto the darkened streets of Konoha. Inhaling deeply Zim suddenly grins with a familiar manic grin.
"Aw, the stink of Doomed pig smellies." Zim says to himself with a grin before then rushing off towards where he has located the Konoha Water Plant…
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(Elsewhere…)
Haruno Sakura is throwing stuff out of her closet, soon finding a black coat she pulls it on. 'With this Zim won't see me in the dark when I get down…' She thinks to herself before starting to walk out of her room, only to stop when she sees the familiar sight of her little sister, Haruno Ayane.
(Zim… how do you know this is happening if you weren't there?)
(Zim doesn't really know… Zim just does…)
Ayane is only a year younger than Sakura, but unlike her and her mother, was blessed with dark violet hair rather than bright bubblegum pink, her eyes however are the same jade green as Sakura's, and her skin is just as pale as her older sisters. However, that was very nearly the only similarity the two seemed to have, her forehead wasn't any larger than normal, but she had the same facial structure as Sakura, her eyes were nearly always half closed, giving her a more devious or angry look, and her hair was short, styled into jagged spikes at her forehead and around her ears.
Ayane also dresses vastly differently than Sakura, starting with a skull pendant hanging from her neck, a with a black version of Sakura's sleeveless dress with slits at her legs and belts wrapped around her waist with the white Haruno circle on her back, a pair of black and grey fingerless bicep length gloves over her arms, Magenta stockings rather than bicycle shorts, bandages on her right thigh, and a pair of black, calf length Shinobi-Sandals with buckles at the bands around her ankles.
"Ayane… what do you want?" Sakura asks with some amount of fear, as her little sister is known to be very violent, especially with her.
"I heard something that sounded like a dieing animal. Wanted to see if you'd finally cracked." Ayane offers with a dull monotone and crosses her arms over her chest, one eye closed while the other looks at Sakura dully.
"Nah, I'm fine and… HEY!" Sakura starts to say then exclaims, making Ayane smirk before walking into the room and looking at her sister.
"Nice Coat." She offers while looking at the black Trench Coat her sister is now wearing for her "Mission" to stop Zim.
"Really?" Sakura asks and Ayane scoffs.
"Yeah… but it looks horrible on you…" Ayane offers before turning on her heel and walking out of the room. "By the way, Dad is going to be out all night again. Says he's having a breakthrough with some new invention…" Ayane then offers in a perfect monotone and Sakura sighs inwardly.
Her father, not to mention Ayane's though Sakura wanted them to do DNA testing on her sister, was a AnBu R&D member. He basically helped to develop newer weapons, armor, and equipment for the AnBu to use. However, ever since their mother was executed for treason years ago, he had become a workaholic and very rarely had time for either of his daughters. Ayane really didn't care, she was a loner by nature, Sakura however was not, and really missed her father…
"If I can catch Zim, I won't need to worry about that. I'll be a hero and everyone will love me… and Naruto won't hate me anymore!" Sakura says to herself, Ayane outside her door smirking to herself and shaking her head. 'So she DID crack… bout time too…' Ayane muses to herself before making her way to her room to ignore her now officially crazy Sister. Once inside the, surprisingly pink and girly looking room, she flops onto her bed and reaches to her dresser where she starts to read a book.
'Human Puppets look like they might be fun to make…' Ayane muses to herself silently while reading a book on Ninja-Puppeteering…
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(Back at the Tower…)
As Zim continues to explain his rather insane story to Naruto, Shin is now watching as a Drow molds some clay into a miniature Golem. "Are you SURE you want it to be so small?" The Drow asks and Shin nods his head without a second thought.
"The smaller the better. Zim is an inept fool; the Master is wise to give him an incompetent minion to do his bidding. It'll probably ruin more plans than it helps him with and maybe even get him killed if we're lucky!" Shin says, a grin spreading over his face as he imagines a world without Zim in it…
"So what are we going to call it?" The Drow asks suddenly while making a pair of long cylindrical legs that taper to a point, several runes and seals being shaped into it at the same time.
"Say what now?" Shin asks after being snapped out of his pleasant thoughts of his life free of the annoying little Goblin.
"What are we going to name the Golem? You know, so it knows someone is talking to it or not…" The Drow Sorceress offers simply with an annoyed tilt to her voice as she forms a slightly squared body and then carves a few seals and runes into it. At her question, Shin blinks then frowns in thought as the Sorceress makes two spheres and places them onto the rest of the golem like Shoulders. Soon, Shin growls to himself while trying to think of a name for Zim's new servant…
"Gir?" The Sorceress questions after hearing the growling noise, stopping her work on the hands and arms of the golem and making Shin blink.
"Huh?" He asks and the Sorceress looks at him strangely.
"You said Gir didn't you?" She asks and Shin blinks, then stops to consider that and grins to himself.
"Yes. Gir, that will make a fine name for Zim's new toy… just make sure you make it really, REALLY stupid." Shin offers then orders and the Sorceress frowns before nodding her head and finishing with "Gir's" new arms and attaches them to the shoulders before starting work on a cylindrical neck, and shortly after, the Golems head…
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(With Naruto…)
The young Overlord is sitting before the Tower Portal still, scratching his head with a confused expression and Zim in the watery portal before him. "How the hell do you know what they were saying or doing without them there?" The boy asks and Zim blinks for a moment before shrugging his shoulders. "Also. How did you know Sakura has a little Sister? "I" didn't know she has a sister and I used to be obsessed with her…" Naruto then questions before muttering to himself and Zim shrugs once more and causes the young Overlord to sigh.
"Well, besides the fact that Ayane girl might be useful to us in the future, your ranting has done nothing but irk me Zim." Naruto then says and Zim grins weakly while the young Overlord then rubs his chin for a moment. "Well actually, it was extremely amusing as well, but that's about it. So what happened and how exactly has your first attempt at causing Chaos across Konoha failed?" Naruto then muses before asking the diminutive Goblin and he grins before starting on his story once more…
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(Back to Zim's tale… of DOOM!!!)
Zim silently made his way passed a couple guards, staying low to the ground and hidden in the shadows the tiny green goblin laughed lightly as he ran over to the City's water purification plant. However, had he bothered to check, Zim might have noticed the pink hair visible in a nearby bush, as a second later, Sakura sat up, her coat slightly dirty from how she used it to mask her body from view.
"Now I've got you Zim…" She says to herself before making her way after the tiny green goblin. Making her way after him, Sakura absently noticed the Goblin was snickering to himself and wondered why that was. Ignoring that she followed the Goblin as he climbed up a ladder and reached the top of the Water Purification tank.
"Now Zim shall pour his itching stuff in here and all of this pathetic village shall be plagued with evil ITCHING!!!" Zim says with a laugh and Sakura blinks.
"But the Purifier will just get rid of it…" She says mostly to herself only for Zim to quickly turn around and point at her.
"YOU! The Big Headed Human female!" He says loudly and Sakura twitches violently once more.
"MY HEAD IS NOT BIG!!!" She shouts at the annoying green Goblin and he holds his Vial of Itching Stuff at his side.
"So Dirt Child, what do you think you're doing here? Hmm, HMM!! Tell ZIM!!" Zim asks then orders in his usual loud obnoxious way and Sakura smirked.
"Well I…" Sakura starts to say only for Zim to interrupt her.
"I SAID TELL ZIM!!!" Zim shouts and Sakura twitches once more.
"Well I'm trying to but…" She starts and Zim interrupts her once more.
"WHY! WHY ARE YOU HERE!! TELL ZIM NOW!?!" The Goblin screams and Sakura glares and snarls at the little annoyance.
"I'M TRYING TOO YOU LITTLE SPAZ!!!" She shouts right back at the Goblin and he looks at her strangely before glaring. "Now like I was TRYING to say before, I'm here to stop then capture you so the village will think of me as a Hero and Naruto will go back to being his normal self." Sakura states and Zim raises a brow for a moment.
"How are you going to capture Zim? You don't even have a Net…" Zim asks the Pinkette then states and Sakura blinks before slapping her face.
"I KNEW I was forgetting something!" Sakura grumbles to herself before quickly glaring at the tiny Goblin. "Well I may not capture you, but I WILL stop you from messing with the water Supply." Sakura states and Zim scoffs before giving a Cocky grin towards the Pinkette.
"Zim is not afraid of a Filthy Dirt Child like you, Zim shall bring Doom down upon the Doomed heads of ALL his enemies!" Zim states and Sakura merely lunges at the Goblin, knocking them both down onto the ground. Growling and struggling and rolling around the ground Zim tries to hold his Vial of Itching Stuff from Sakura's grasp by pushing her head back and holding it above his own. Growling Sakura bats the vial out of Zim's hand, causing it to fly into the air and Zim's eyes widen.
"No! Zim's Itching Stuff!!" Zim says before then moving his legs under Sakura and kicking her off of himself. Quickly moving Zim then lunges to grab the vial, catching it just before it would have hit the ground. "Phew, that was close…" Zim says to himself while getting up and Turning to Sakura with another Arrogant grin on his face. "You see Dirt Child, Zim is the superior being!" Zim boasts and a thought comes to Sakura.
"Hey Zim, can I have that?" She asks and Zim blinks before tossing it over to the girl.
"Yeah sure whatever… WAIT!" Zim says before exclaiming loudly upon seeing that Sakura now had his Itching Stuff in hand.
"Thanks Zim." Sakura offers with a smirk and Zim snarls.
"Do you think this means you've won Worm Baby?! Well you're WRONG! NO VICTORY FOR YOU, ONLY FOR ZIM!!!" Zim shouts while running at the pinkette and roaring loudly, Sakura rolling her eyes as she then ducks down and knocks Zim's feet out from under him, sending him flying into the unpurified water behind her… "WHY!?! WHY DOES IT BURN!?!" She hears Zim Demand loudly before a lot of screaming and wonders if the Purification process was finished or not…
"Eh, either way. I win." Sakura says to herself with a grin as she walks over to the ladder, only to trip on something and fall off the Purification tank and to the ground below, throwing Zim's Itching stuff up into the air by accident. Landing with a groan Sakura places a hand onto her head then looks up and quickly covers her head as Zim's Itching stuff hits her, shattering the glass and coating her in the stuff. Opening one eye and looking at herself, Sakura is surprised no glass had dug into her skin, then feels her eyes widen before twitching…
Screaming the girl starts to scratch herself as the most intense feeling of itching she's ever had the misfortune of experiencing comes onto her, making her scratch all over her body with a grimace. As she scratches herself and tries desperately to make the Itching stop, the girl has to wonder why this is happening to her… what the hell had she ever done to piss Kami-Sama off so bad!?
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(Dark Tower…)
The Tower is viewing something very rare right now; Naruto on his back laughing his ass off with several of his Minions doing the same nearby. Tears of mirth are in the young Overlords eyes, due only to the sheer comedy and stupidity of his servant, the Goblin "Invader" Zim. "Master!" Shin Suddenly calls and Naruto holds a hand up and raises a single digit, saying to give him another second so he can get control of himself. Soon finishing with his laughter, Naruto sits up with a wide grin and wipes some of the tears from his eyes.
'So THAT'S why the Minions were snickering earlier, I need to see if we can record this shit or something. I'd make a killing just by selling recordings of Zim's sheer stupidity to people for entertainment…' Naruto thinks to himself before looking over to Shin with a wide grin still on his face.
"What do you need Shin?" Naruto asks and Shin grins to his master.
"Zim's new Servant is ready, Sire. I felt you would like to know." Shin offers and Naruto nods his head while Zim shouts something about wanting to see his new minion.
"Bring it over here then Shin, lets see what you got for, Zim." Naruto offers and Shin nods his head with a grin while walking over to Naruto then moves something from behind him that makes both Zim and Naruto blink and raise a brow.
The thing is stone gray in color, with numerous teal blue magic glowing runes etched into its body, it's legs are cylindrical and taper to a point where it's rounded square body hovers over them, it's shoulders are a pair of teal blue spheres with long thin segmented arms reaching down to teal blue spheres for it's wrists, its hands are tiny and only have three fingers very thin fingers, it's neck is short and attaches to the bottom of it's half cylindrical head where it's two eyes are wide circular and teal blue, it's mouth is strange in that it looks to have stitches in it and a long slender wire curves off the back of it's head with another teal sphere at the very end like an antenna of some kind…
"It looks kind of… not good." Zim muses and Naruto pokes the thing in its head, making it glow bright red for a second before saluting to them.
"GIR reporting for duty." It says with its tiny mouth moving as the little strings used to stitch it's mouth closed stretch with its words, and Zim blinks.
"Gir? What kind of a name is Gir?" He asks and Naruto shrugs, while the little Golem suddenly turns back to being Teal Blue rather than a red color.
"I don't know…" It admits with a tiny tongue hanging from its lips and slouches down with its arms hanging down. Soon after the tiny thing starts to scream insanely before slamming it's tiny fists into it's head, Naruto biting his lower lip in order to keep from laughing too hard, or at all, if at all possible.
"Uhh… is it supposed to be Stupid?" Zim asks and Naruto snickers despite himself, Shin thinking of some way to pass off the little thing as useful.
"Uh, it's not Stupid its… its… uh…." Shin tries to think of something before finally snapping his fingers. "It's a new type of Golem! Yeah, and we need someone exceptional to test it for us…" Shin offers and Zim makes an Oh with his mouth while Naruto feels several snickers escape his lips as Zim buys it…
"Oh, Zim Sees. Zim is honored to be trusted with this!" Zim says and Naruto starts laughing once more while Shin pushes Gir into the Tower Portal, causing him to appear where Zim is.
"HI!!!" Gir says while waving at Zim and the green Goblin Blinks.
"Welcome Gir, I am your new master, the great and powerful Zim!!" Zim exclaims and Gir suddenly grins before jumping on Zim, knocking him to the ground with a loud crash. "Ahh! My spine!" Zim exclaims while Naruto barely controls his laughter long enough to sit up and watch as a happy Gir suddenly looks at them from beyond the portal.
"I'm gonna sing the Doom Song now!" Gir suddenly says happily before dancing and starting a strange song. "Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom, Do De Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom, Do De Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom, Do De Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom…" Gir sang then gave a high-pitched whine like sound even as the connection with the tower finally ended and Naruto looked over to Shin, now completely serious and somewhat horrified with what he has done.
"Shin… what horror have we unleashed?" Naruto asks with wide eyes and Shin shakes his own head with equally wide eyes as well.
"I don't know, Sire… I truly don't know…" Shin says while looking at the darkened portal with some shock and horror…
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TBC…
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AN: This Chapter is for everyone who wanted to know what Zim was up to, and for those of you who wanted GIR to be teamed up with Zim. They will now be appearing within every few chapters with a new attempt to make Chaos for Konoha! And before anyone asks, Yes, Ayane IS the Naruto Worlds version of Gaz. I made her because you never really learn anything about Sakura's family, plus no one really fit the Gaz profile out of the other Konoha Kids, not even Ami whose more a bitch than evil incarnate.
Also Gir's Doom Song is from a Techno Remix of the Invader Zim Main Theme that I heard Gir Sing on Youtube. And encase anyone would like it, I have an idea for an ACTUAL Naruto/Invader Zim story in the works… just not sure where I'm going to take it passed it's current place… anyways, Later!
