Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto

Parings: Sasuke and Naruto

Warnings: It might be M for some stuff or T.

A/N Did you look? YOU HAVE TO Its FUNNY!

Chapter twenty-six

There was a knock on the door and Lee got up to open it hoping it was Gai. He opened the door with a smile but when he saw who it was his tears came back.

" What do you want my youthful friend?" Lee said putting his head down.

" Well I was worried and it looks like it was a good idea to come." Lee stepped aside to let his friend in and crush.

" I'm fine…really. I just don't feel to well/" Lee was pulled in to an embrace that crushed him agents the not so soft chest. A blush crept up his cheeks and feeling venerable he tried to push away from the strong arms.

" I can tell that you're lying Lee." The voice was full of kindness and worry. Lee giving up wrapped his hands around the slim waist and started to cry. (I'm watching Naruto and Gaara just got hurt )

WITH FRIENDS:

Naruto sat on top of Sasuke looking up at the sky. He was worried about Lee and hoped that by his friend going over he would feel better. Sasuke didn't really like when Naruto's mind was distracted on someone else besides him. So sneacky Sasuke pushed Naruto to the floor and started to harras his neck with his lips.

" SASUKE!…hmm" Naruto smirked getting into it. Saske smirked and he knew he won because he was just so great. The others of course scooted back under a tree.

" Gosh they are so sexual active it's kind of getting old." A pink haired girl said looking up at the sky. The others rolled there eyes.

" You know sakura are you jelouse that you have no boyfriend!" Ino said hanging onto Choji. Sakura rolled her eyes and sat back agenst the trunk of the tree.

" I like staying single. I don't have to put up with all the drama your facing." She said tacking out a cookie and started to nible on it.

" I hope this works." Neji said in a quiet tone. Tenten, sitting next to him, looked at him. She wonderd if it was the same thing he had said a while ago.

FLASH BACK!!:

Neji's eyes turned back to his normal color and a frown was placed on them then a happy smile. Tenten was waiting for him to tell her what he saw with his eyes, you see Neji was not a vampire but and immortal being who only could have children once every thousand years.

" Come on Neji! What is it?" Neji looked at her and a smirk came on his face. Tenten was about ready to tackle him but his mouth opened.

" Come spring you will know. Hey lets go to the ice shop for some purple ice." Tenten quickly agreed and both were out in the nice cold. They walked in the shop to see a tired Sasuke with a hyper Naruto bouncing around. The little blonde looked flushed and couldn't keep his hands off of Sasuke.

END OF THIS FLASH BACK:

She giggled and looked up to the sky with her friends who were totally relaxing out into the sun. It had been ages since they all actually hung out together.

WITH LEE:

Lee was sitting on the coach with a comforting Sai stroking his hair. All the time Sai had been there he had not asked what had been troubling Lee. Sai had kept to himself and waited for him to stop crying.

" So are you ready to talk about it Lee?" Sai asked smiling even if Lee wasn't looking. Lee tensed up into Sai and tears welled up at the corners again. HE felt so stupid for crying over nothing. He didn't even know he had feelings for this pervert since the last time! (I forgot)

" It's really nothing. You do not need to worry about me." Lee said hiccuping at the end.

" If it wasn't something I wouldn't need to be here now would I?" Sai asked rubbing the boy's back. Lee didn't say anything and just stared at Sai's well-toned chest. He thought about this and if he didn't care he wouldn't be here would he? What if he is just being nice? But what if he's not? But what if he is? Lee stopped because it was giving him a headache and those are not YOUTHFUL!

" Well you see I have this friend and he likes these too people and he just figured out that both of the crushes he likes, likes each other! What does my friend do?" Lee said looking hopeful.

" Well is your friend positive that these two really do like each other?" Sai said looking away and rolling his eyes. Lee of course saw this and glared at the other pale boy.

" Well they said that the other was going to meet up at the dance." Lee said putting his head down.

" Oh. I think your "friend" should tell to the person how he feels and not assume thing that may or may not be true." Said gripping on to Lee.

" You could have pretended like you didn't know." Lee said smiling.

" LEE! I AM G A Y! Why would I like that pink thing?" Sai said while he rubbed the small of the other boy's back…pay attention now…

" Well how was I suppose to know that?" Lee Said looking up to the taller boy.

" You have a point but still does it look like I liked her?" Sai said glaring at the wall…It was ugly I would too…on it was a moral of his sensei, Gai.

" OH." Was the only reply. Sai smiled he had finally reached his destination. He smiled as he freely rubbed his hands over Lee's bottom.

" SAI DAMITT!" Lee jumped to his feet and pulled out a knife from…you have imagination so use it.

" You had that all along?" Sai spoke in a whisper.

" Oh yes. Just incase you decided to pull this on me again." Lee said with an evil glint in his eyes.

WITH FRIENDS:

Neji sat with Tenten drifting off into a nice sleep…it would have been if not for the vision he had in his eyes.

: " DADDY!" A little kid smiled running up to a Sai. Sai picked up the young boy and twirled him around into a circle.

" Where is your other daddy?" Sai asked looking around.

" Oh he is with brother and sister training." The little boy smiled. Sai swung the boy on to his shoulder and walked into the house slash dojo.

" DADDY!!" The voices faded away and Neji was back into reality with his friends looking at him intently.

" NO!" Neji said and crossed his arms over his chest and shut his eyes as a smirk left his lips.

" IT"S NOT FAIR! LETS REBELL AND CHASE HIM OUT WITH OUR PITCH FORKS!" Tenten screamed and Neji of course ran for his dear life.