A/N Thanks for the reviews, alerts and favourites! Sorry this took forever! I find the Snapes hair jokes very funny, but I don't think Snape would! :P

Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter.


Dear FanFiction Writers,

I am the potions master. Being the potions master, I work with potions on a regularly bases. The potion fumes make my hair greasy. IT'S NOT THAT I DON'T WASH IT! Enough with the hair jokes.

Sincerely Severus Snape


A/N Idea from angelhitomie Read and review please! :)