Mozart and Team Rocket
Ok, the negotiations of the hostage situation are finally over! Really, I wanted to update a long time ago, but NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO stupid evil blot bunnies wouldn't leave me alone. I really did try, I promise! It's tough being this freaking brilliant! Oh, alright, fine. My excuses are in the 6th chapter of "Only he understands her pain" (whenever I update it) Happy now?
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… Point taken.
Anywho, enjoy and please don't kill me!
Disclaimer: I don't own Motorola! Haha, now you can't sue me!
Mozart's Requiem. That's what that stupid song was called. Unfortunately, Voldie didn't know how to make it stop. The dang thing just kept playing. It scared him. Wanna know why?
Because it meant one of THEM were calling.
Yep, the Three Musketeers were at it again.
Three days ago…
JD, Moosk and Stephy came up to the Dark Lod (during a super important Deatheater meeting, naturally), presented him with a box, then ran out of the room like bats outta hell. Always worried when they gave him a box of any sort, the Oh-so-evil Dark Lord shook it lightly (after testing it with his wand for anything dangerous or worse, nice). Immediately, that frickin' song started playing.
Surprised, Tom dropped the box. Severus, smirking, picked it up and opened it. Inside was a Motorola Slvr. Curious, and wanting that song to stop playing, Voldemort picked up the phone and put it to his ear.
"Hello?"
The song continued playing.
"Hello?"
It still continued playing.
Sev, still smirking, leaned over and pushed the talk button and received a slap upside the head by Voldie, who tried again.
"Hello?"
Suddenly, the voice he dreaded most (well, one of the voices he dreaded most) started speaking.
"Say, Voldie-kins, what's up?"
Immediately, the device fell to the floor.
"Nnnnnooooo!" V-dog screamed and ran from the room.
Smirking still, Sevvy picked up the phone. "Bravo, girls, he almost sounded human."
Currently…
And it continued for the next three days. The phone would ring at any ole' time and it would always be one of the girls calling 'cause "I just feel like chatting". Day, night, it didn't matter. And no matter how hard he tried to get rid of it, it never worked. The phone always ended up on his pillow late at night.
So here he was, standing in the front yard, staring at the phone, willing it to shut up. Of course, it wasn't working very well.
"Hey old man, whatcha listening to?" came a voice from behind him. The not-so-evil one jumped and spun around.
Standing behind him was a boy wearing a red and white cap and a blue vest. A strange yellow creature sat on his shoulder. To one side was a girl with a side ponytail, a yellow shirt with red suspenders and shorts. On his other side was a tan boy in an orange shirt, green vest and pants.
"Where did you come from?" Voldie asked.
The Musketeers walked around the corner just in time to hear what he said. JD smirked.
"You see, Dark One, when a mommy and daddy love each other very much…" JD started. Stephy and Moosk were smirking.
"Oh, shut up, I know where babies come from. I meant, where did these kids come from?" He-who-really-needs-to-find-a-shorter-name said, gesturing behind him. "Wait, if you three are here, then who-"
It was then that JD and Stephy let out a scream. JD ran past V-man and tackled the tan boy.
"OMG BROCK I LOVE YOU!" she screamed, then proceeded to give him a huge kiss, which he didn't resist, naturally.
At the same time, Stephy had charged the other boy. "OMG ASH I LOVE YOU! WILL YOU MARRY ME?" However, Ash was unable to answer as Stephy smothered him with kisses.
Voldemort looked questioningly at Moosk, who rolled her eyes and said, "Fan girls."
"Ah," was the only thing he could say.
"To protect the world from devastation."
"To unite all peoples within our nation."
"To denounce the evils of truth and love."
"To extend our reach to the stars above."
A hot air balloon appeared in the sky, carrying a red haired young woman and purple haired young man. A strange cat-like creature there was also.
"Jesse"
"James"
"Team rocket blasts off at the speed of life!"
"Surrender now or prepare to fight!"
"Meowth that's right!"
"Oh, no, it's Team Rocket!" Misty shouted. Not that the guys paid attention. At least not until Misty boxed their ears.
"Oh, no, it's Team Rocket!" Ash shouted.
"Dude, you're like, way behind," Misty told him.
"Whatever." Ash looked up at the balloon. "You can't have Pikachu!" he shouted.
"Who says we want your Pikachu?" Jesse asked.
A large hand shot out and grabbed the muggle device that was still ringing in Voldie's hand.
"This is what we want!" James laughed.
"THANK YOU!" The Dark Lord shouted and ran into the house before they could return it to him.
Jesse, James and Meowth all glanced at each other, then shrugged. "Team Rocket, blasting off again!" With that, they disappeared in the distance with a twinkle of light.
JD, Stephy, Moosk, Ash, Brock, Misty, Pikachu, InuYasha, and Jigglypuff all glanced at each other.
"Whatever."
A/N: Ok, I totally blame Velvet (a.k.a. black-blooded-wolf-demon) for this chapter. Read her story Pissing off InYasha: The TV Series and you'll see why. The URL is http/ www. fanfiction. net /s/ 2838124/ 1/ Without the spaces, of course!
Seriously you guys, I was gonna update early yesterday morning but my boss called me in cuz one of the girls wasn't coming in. Yea, like I know how to do Cool-aide's job! (Cool-aide is April, but she calls me Jen-n-Juice so I call her Cool-aide. Angela kept bugging me so now she's Jello. She hates that name!) Then I was gonna update last night, but I forgot that I had to send this chapter to Juko, so then I had to wait. But ya'll don't care as long as I update, right?
Even though Juko hasn't wrote me back, I'm gonna go ahead and update, kay?
Now, lots of reviews might help with my geniusnesses!
