DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN OURAN IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM
McflyGoonieFaxFan: Natalie Mayson
Melanie-Says: Misaki Sakuragi
Flutejrp: Ruki, or Riki Shario
Twi-chick34: Halina Kapule
mirandaparra15: Iris Devora
"I am proud to be a Creature Scout, so Brave and strong. This is where I belong," The eight different boys all said as they stood next to Tamaki in their scout uniforms saying their pledge.
"Great work Troops!" said Tamaki with pride.
"Oh my god, you got to be kidding me," said Natalie. She turned and looked at Kyoya, "You're seriously going to go along with this?"
"Well it's only one day a week," said Kyoya, "And we're not in our selling season. They don't like the boys and girls selling at the same time in case more then one has to sell within the same company or family in the case of brothers and sisters."
"Ah, no boy and girl competition huh?" said Misaki.
"So Misaki, what do you think of our troop?" asked Tamaki.
"It's good," said Misaki, "I think it's kind of sweet you're doing this Sempai."
"Oh I'm so glad you approve!" said Tamaki.
"So what are you doing with the troop as of now?" asked Misaki.
"We're getting the boys ready for outdoor campy. In a few weeks we'll be going on a full fledge camping trip," said Tamaki.
"Oh, on offence or anything Misaki but that sounds more interesting then sealing cheesecakes," said Iris.
"None taken," said Misaki.
"I kind of have to agree with Iris on that. If the kids annoy you enough you can just lose them in the woods," said Natalie.
"Yeah figures you'd go for that logic," said Iris.
"So are you guys all going to really help Tamaki-Sempai with al of this?" Halina asked the other hosts.
"Yeah we figured we'd go along with this. We could teach the boys how to have fun," said Kaoru.
"That sounds actually nice of you," said Haruhi.
"Oh and how to torment idiots like the boss of course," said Hikaru.
"There we go," said Haruhi.
"Hey what are you guys doing here?" asked Ruki finally joining the group, "what the hell is that?"
"Tamaki-Sempai formed his own Creature Scouts," said Halina.
"You're kidding," said Ruki.
"No we're not, because you know how mindless and irritable males are," said Hikaru.
"Hikaru what was that all about?" asked Kaoru.
"Nothing," said Hikaru, "I think I should go get some supplies to help get started on training these boys for camping." He salked off.
"Hikaru!" said Ruki as he walked off. She gave off a heavy sigh. "Man I don't think I've ever felt this bad over tormenting a boy before."
"What happened?" asked Iris.
"Nothing," said Ruki, "Come on. Seeing as how the host are busy we should keep the club going today for the male customers."
"Wonder what's going on," said Haruhi.
"Don't worry about it!" Ruki snapped, "Let's go ahead and focus on the club and focus on helping the girls come Friday alright!"
"I hope she's okay," said Halina softly.
Soon it was Friday and the hostess and their troop were ready to head out selling.
"Okay girls, are you all set and ready?" asked Misaki asked as both groups stood in front of the school getting ready to go, "everyone feeling ready for this?"
"Yes," said five of the six girls.
"Do we really have to do this?" asked Renea.
"For the last time, yes!" snarled Natalie.
"Natalie, maybe you should switch girls with one of the other hostesses?" suggested Haruhi.
"No way!" said both Natalie and Renea.
"Just a suggestion," said Haruhi, "So Mimi are you ready to go?"
"Yes my car should be ready," said Mimi pointing to the parking lot where one of the biggest limos Haruhi had ever seen with a man on the phone talking on the phone, "Come on." Mimi took Haruhi's hand and led her over to the man and the car along who got of the phone the minute both girls approached.
"Are you Haruhi Fujioka?" asked the man.
"Uh yes," said Haruhi.
"I'm Mimi's father and I just wanted to let you know I am trusting you with my daughter's full protection. That means if something bad happens to my little Mimi while you're selling I will run you over with one of my super size limos much like the one I'm supplying for you to drive around in while you sell," said Mimi's father in a serious tone.
"Uh yes sir," said Haruhi.
"Good, Mimi have fun," said Mimi's father as he walked off and got into his own sports car.
"Boy he seems nice," said Natalie.
"Come on Haruhi, let's get going," said Mimi tugging at Haruhi's hand.
"Oh sure," said Haruhi.
"You remember how to get to my dad's office?" asked Natalie.
"Yeah," said Haruhi before shutting the door and driving off.
"You ready to go squirt?" Natalaie asked Renea.
"No but I guess I have no choice," said Renea.
"Damn straight," said Natalie, "Let's go."
"This we're off to a good start?" asked Iris as the other girls headed to their cars as well.
"I think we could be off to a worse start," said Misaki.
"This isn't where your daddy works is it Haruhi?" Mimi asked once she and Haruhi arrived at Mr. Mayson's office building.
"No this is where Natalei's daddy works. I don't think you'd want to see where my daddy works," said Haruhi as they walked in.
"Can I help you?" asked the front receptionist as they walked in.
"Uh yes, I think Mr. Mayson knows we're coming," said Haruhi, "We're from Ouran Academy."
"Oh you're with that cute little troop thing that's here to sell to everyone. Yes I heard you were coming. Mr. Mayson said for you to go to his office first."
"Thank you," said Haruhi as she and Mimi headed to the elevator.
"Ah but first may I see the order form?" asked the receptionist.
"Uh sure," said Haruhi letting Mimi hand her the order form.
"Mmm, these look god," said the nice lady, "Put me down for a dozen of cookies and cream cakes."
"Thank you," said Mimi.
"Wow a dozen already huh?" said Haruhi, "not bad. Of course knowing the others they're going to be selling a lot more than us."
Soon she and Mimi were at Mr. Mayson's office.
"Mr. Mayson?" Haruhi spoke up.
"Oh hello welcome Miss Haruhi and Miss Mimi," said Mr. Mayson from his desk, "I hope you have a good time selling here in my office. I have advised my employees to at least buy one cake from you."
"Oh you don't have to worry about that sir. We don't want to force people to do this," said Haruhi.
"Oh I'm not, I'm just advising. There's a difference," said Mr. Mayson, "You have full access to the entire office so please feel free to roam around and sell to whomever you want."
"Thank you sir," said Haruhi
"And now, may I see the form?" asked Mr. Mayson, "I'll buy at least one of the butterscotch ones please."
"Thank you sir," said Mimi. The two walked around the different offices and cubicles showing the order form to everyone. Haruhi wasn't sure if it was because they wanted to buy or them obeying their boss but everyone they spoke to bought at least one thing of cakes.
"How many did we get all together Haruhi?" Mimi asked as they got ready to leave.
"Quite a lot," said Haruhi looking over the form.
'I'm sure the others are selling better than us,' she thought.
"I can't wait to do it again!" said Mimi.
"Yeah I'm sure this won't be so bad," said Haruhi.
"Well we're here," said Natalie once they arrived at Natlai's mother's office. It already looked like it was under construction.
'Looks like Mom's already getting ready to merge the office along with the Ohtories,' thought Natalie.
"Come on Kid let's go," she said.
"Have fun," said Renea.
"Get your butt out of the car!" Natalie ordered.
"Fine," Renea as she reluctantly climbed out, "This is so boring. I could be at home right now, playing my video games!"
"Yeah we both could. Just suck it up and do this alright?" said Natalie.
The two walked in and into their mother's head office.
"Hi Mom," said Natalie as she walked in.
"Oh hi, here to sell those ridiculous cakes?" asked her mother.
"Yep, real ridiculous," said Renae.
"No comment from the peanut gallery okay?" said Natalie.
"Just stay out of everyone's way as best you can okay?" asked Mrs. Mayson waving the two girls off.
"Well let's go," said Natalie.
"Going home?" asked Renae.
"You wish," said Natalie as they walked onward.
They stopped at the first office they came to and walked in.
"What do you want?" asked the man who was sitting at the desk.
"Go ahead Kid say your line," said Natalie.
"Hello, I'm with the Ouran Animal Girl Guides and I'm here today to sell our new fancy cheesecakes" said Renea holding up her form and doing her best to try to be cute.
"No way," said the man with a sneer, "Why should I?"
"I'll tell you why," said Natalie walking over to the man, "You either buy at least one or I'll see that you're fire, either now or when the company merges with the Ohtories, got it!"
"You can't do that. Your mother wouldn't approve," said the man.
"Who said anything about my mother being involved? I'm referring to a member of the Ohtori family, the youngest son to be priciest," said Natalie.
"What?" said the man seeming to catch on to what Natalie was saying.
"So what do you want?" Natalie asked showing him the form.
"Uh I'll take a blueberry one I suppose," he said quickly.
"Good, see that want's so hard now was it?" asked Natalie as she and Renea walked out. Renea started to laugh.
"That was funny," she said.
"Eh, that was nothing," said Natalie.
"Do you think you can scare everyone else into buying?" asked Renea.
"If it comes down to it, I don't see why not," said Natalie with a smirk.
Soon the two of them had gone and hit a bunch more of the people in the office, all of whom mostly agreed to buy from Renea. Natalie was curious if maybe possibly it was because word got around about her threatening the first guy they met into buying. She just hoped her mother didn't find out and get mad at her.
"Well this is looking good," said Natalie as she and Renea left finally.
"Think we did the most?" asked Renea.
"We very well could have," said Natalie.
"Do you think you can scare people like that again at the next place we go?" Renea.
"Well, we'll see," said Natalie. Renea laughed.
"This wasn't so boring after all," she deiced.
"Glad you liked it," said Natalie.
'I wonder how the others are doing with their girls,' she thought. Just then her phone went off.
"Yeah Mom?" she asked.
"What this about you threatening to fire my employees if they didn't buy from your girl?!" her mom shouted.
"I wouldn't say I said I'd do that specifically, just that I could," said Natalie.
"Under who's authority?! Certainly not mine!" said Mrs. Mayson.
"Well let's just say I was referring to a higher power," said Natalie.
"Natalie I don't like you playing mind games with my employees like this!" said Mrs. Mayson.
"Natalie, Natalie, Natalie!" Renae started to shout over and over again.
"What?" Natalie asked. Renea merely winked at her before she kept shouting her name really loud. So loud that Natalie's mother could hear it on the phone.
"Natalie what's going on?" she asked.
"Uh I got to go Mom. I think Renea needs me," said Natalie as she quickly hung.
"Did that work, did it get rid of her?" Renea asked once Natalie hung up.
"You bet it did. Thanks," said Natalie giving her a high five.
"Hey you made selling fun. It as the least I could do," said Renea.
"Glad you had fun," said Natalie.
