Part 28: The Speed Of Pain.
A/N: Sorry this one's quite short but I will be updating four different parts today so hopefully that should make up for it ;)
You stupid, stupid, STUPID man. -JW
I think I get the point, John. Your recurring use of the word 'stupid' as well as its emphasis in capital letters is quite obvious. -SH
How can you be such a smart arse, but at the same time so bloody thick that you jump in front of a blumin' bullet! -JW
Did you really think I would stand by and let you take a bullet for my arrogance? -SH
You are arrogant. I'll give you that. Look, it was a very nice thing to do for me, but I don't like the idea of you getting hurt, I would have much rather taken the blow. If you didn't smart mouth them in the first place they wouldn't have shot! -JW
'Nice'? Poor word choice I'm sure. Nothing is nice about getting shot. The speed of pain alone, along with the burning sensation and slicing of skin is not to be destined as pleasant. I will indulge in buying you a dictionary, along with a Thesaurus. Tell me, can you get synonyms on that phone of yours? -SH
See, told you what a stupid idea it was, I've been shot, I know. -JW
Exactly. You have been shot, I have not, I could use both the experience for further deductions involving crimes where a weapon is used, as well as not hindering you in the same instance. -SH
I swear you've swallowed a dictionary when you were little. Can't you just speak normally? -JW
In other words. I would take a bullet for you as you are my friend. Happy? Comprende? Bien. -SH
How many languages do you actually know? -JW
Six or seven, although I can use languages of a similar sort to communicate in surrounding countries, such a Spanish in Mexico and so forth. -SH
Jesus. Did you do anything other than study when you were a kid? -JW
What is with the sudden interest in my childhood? -SH
Although, no need to get defensive. It's just you intrigue me, like I can't imagine you as a kid. -JW
You wouldn't gain anything from doing so. Believe me. It was utterly boring. Not being taken seriously due to age, being constantly mollycoddled. Nothing remotely appealing. -SH
I'm sorry childhood was such a boring stage in your life. -JW
Thank you. -SH
I was being sarcastic. -JW
I know. -SH
Thanks for reading you lovely person, you. :D
