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TA: hii agaiin AA.
AA: hell0
TA: KK ii2 iin2ii2tiing on readiing over my 2houlder becau2e he ii2 an iincrediible douchebag.
AA: 0k
TA: ii ju2t thought you 2hould know that everythiing we 2ay ii2 beiing 2nooped on by the mo2t 2tubborn and terriible per2on we know.
TA: 2o you 2hould maybe watch what you deciide two 2ay, becau2e you never know what wiill make hiim fliip hii2 2hiit.
TA: waiit, iit2 two late he ii2 fliippiing hii2 2hiit already.
TA: thii2 ii2 goiing two be a long conver2atiion two pa22, ii2nt iit.
AA: its 0k
AA: hell0 karkat
AA: y0u can read 0ur discussi0n if it makes y0u feel better
TA: iim not goiing two repeat the thiing he ju2t 2aiid iin re2pon2e two that.
TA: ii dont want two help hiim iin beiing a 2tupiid a22hole, he cant make me.
TA: al2o becau2e iit2 iidiiotiic for me two relay me22age2 between the two of you, really that ii2 ju2t about the dumbe2t wa2te of tiime iimagiinable.
AA: 0k
AA: thats fine
TA: what2 thii2 thiing you wanted two dii2cu22 wiith me.
AA: it is ab0ut y0ur r0le in the upc0ming events
AA: y0u have imp0rtant w0rk t0 d0
AA: they t0ld me ab0ut all 0f it
TA: urgh ii dont want two hear about your voiice2 today, ii have enough two deal wiith ju2t lii2teniing two my own.
TA: you wouldnt even beliieve the awful thiing2 iive heard lately.
AA: i think i w0uld
TA: and ii 2aw the mo2t terriible thiing2 iin my vii2iion2, ii mean FUCK.
TA: iim goiing two diie you know.
TA: we all are, ii 2aw iit.
AA: i kn0w
TA: and not ju2t u2, all troll2 wiill diie.
TA: ii 2aw the va2t glub, iit wiill happen pretty 2oon.
TA: troll2 a2 a 2peciie2 are iimmiinently decea2ed, there ii2 nothiing we can do about iit.
AA: i kn0w that t00
TA: 2o then why are you tryiing two tell me there are iimportant thiings ii have two do.
TA: what can po22iibly be iimportant iif we are all about two diie how doe2 that make any 2en2e?
TA: what2 the poiint.
TA: of anythiing anymore.
TA: we may a2 well not even bother gettiing out of our cocoon2.
AA: its n0t as simple as y0u think
TA: iimpendiing doom for our whole ciiviiliizatiion 2eem2 pretty fuckiing 2iimple two me.
AA: 0nly because y0u d0nt fully understand yet
TA: but the future ii2 fiixed and cant be made two change, youre alway2 telliing me that.
AA: that is true
TA: 2o what dont ii under2tand, what exactly am ii mii22iing iin thiinkiing that the death of all troll2 ii2 a pretty fuckiing 2eriiou2 and diire 2iituatiion?
AA: it is dire
AA: in fact the situati0n is even m0re grave than y0u realize
AA: it is n0t merely the death 0f all tr0lls that is c0ming but the c0mplete destructi0n 0f this universe
TA: wow FUCK.
TA: ii thought thii2 conver2atiion wa2 2uppo2ed two make me feel better, not two make me want two goak;an;g b;oeajkfh
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TA: OH MY GOD.
TA: WHY DID I EVEN AGREE TO LET YOU TWO TALK, HOW FUCKING STUPID CAN I GET.
TA: I'M SIGNING HIM OFF NOW, YOU CAN GGGGGGGSDLLKFJ;A;LASKJF VA;F
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TA: damn iit!
TA: that wa2 KK he ii2 2eriiou2ly fliippiing out over here.
TA: hang on whiile ii try two calmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm0GTGhrw['
AA: 0_0
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TA: urrrrghhhhh okay he2 gone for now.
TA: he ii2 2ulkiing iin the corner liike a wiiggler.
TA: we 2hould probably make thii2 quiick ii have thii2 feeliing that he ii2 goiing two come back.
AA: 0k
TA: 2o what ii2 thii2 iimportant work iim 2uppo2ed two do.
TA: and why 2hould ii do iit.
TA: why 2hould ii giive two 2hiits about anythiing at thii2 poiint, nothiing make2 the 2liighte2t biit of diifference iif we are all goiing two be dead 2oon.
TA: and dont tell me iit2 becau2e the voiice2 2aiid iit ha2 two be that way, iim not feeliing very iincliined two do a bunch of meaniingle22 bull2hiit ju2t becau2e they 2aiid iit ha2 two happen.
AA: the ruins are the key s0llux
TA: oh god, not your 2tupiid ruiin2 agaiin, ii am 2o not iin the mood for that.
TA: ii cant even care about that on my be2t day2 much le22 riight now.
AA: but y0u will
AA: y0u will learn h0w t0 use the alien techn0l0gy and t0 dec0de the glyphs
AA: there are tw0 sets 0f ruins s0llux
AA: it has t0 be y0u
TA: ii fiind that hard two beliieve AA.
TA: iit 2ound2 pretty fuckiing poiintle22 two me, why would ii 2uddenly 2tart two care about that.
TA: ii mean 2eriiou2ly, what a wa2te of the liittle tiime ii have left.
AA: because the techn0l0gy h0lds the key t0 bringing us a chance t0 save 0ur civilizati0n
AA: its the 0nly way
TA: whoa waiit are you 2eriiou2.
TA: iit wiill 2ave our ciiviiliizatiion?
AA: the c0de will let us escape the great und0ing
AA: 0r m0re precisely what y0u d0 with the c0de will
TA: iim 2uppo2ed two 2omehow 2ave the uniiver2e wiith thii2 code, iis that what you are tryiing two 2ay two me?
AA: n0
AA: the great und0ing will happen
AA: it cann0t be averted
AA: but 0ur universe is n0 m0re than a tiny c0rner 0f parad0x space
AA: we will escape that particular catastr0phe
TA: wow okay, thii2 ii2 gettiing pretty miind blowiing now.
TA: ii hate two 2ay thii2 but iit all 2ound2 kiind of crazy.
AA: and yet
AA: it will happen
TA: then agaiin, iif we e2cape two 2omewhere that ii2 iin a diiferent uniiver2e or whatever, that could help two explaiin 2ome of the weiirder vii2iion2 iive had lately.
TA: 2ome of them are next two iimpo22iible two make any 2en2e of.
TA: okay KK ii2 back he ii2 hoveriing over my 2houlder agaiin.
AA: 0k
AA: karkat it w0uld be best if y0u did n0t interfere anym0re
AA: it just makes things needlessly difficult
TA: nope, 2tiill not pa22iing hii2 re2pon2e on two you.
TA: ugh hang on he want2 me two 2croll up 2o he can read the thiing2 he mii22ed whiile he wa2 throwiing hii2 liittle pupa hii22y fiit two miinute2 ago.
TA: eheheheheheh, iit2 hiilariiou2 how 2tupiidly iimmature he 2tart2 two act when 2omeone poiint2 out that he2 beiing iimmature.
TA: iit ii2 really iironiic and he doe2nt realiize that becau2e he ii2 two dumb.
TA: anyway, ii thiink iim goiing two let hiim do what he want2 before he can 2tart two ma2h on the keyboard agaiin.
AA: 0k
TA: ok he2 done.
AA: 0k
TA: 2o where were we.
TA: oh yeah.
TA: iim 2uppo2ed two hack thii2 aliien biinary ruiin2 code or whatever iit ii2 and then do 2omethiing wiith iit that wiill tran2port u2 iintwo another diimen2iion, ii2 that riight?
TA: what the hell am ii goiing two do two make that happen, ii cant even iimagiine what iit would be.
AA: and yet
AA: y0u will d0 it
TA: how?
AA: when the time c0mes i am sure y0u will kn0w what t0 d0
TA: oh man.
TA: why are you choo2iing now two go back two 2pooky conundrum2, ii really want two know how ii 2uppo2edly wiill open a gateway two another uniiver2e or whatever.
AA: the right c0urse 0f acti0n will c0me naturally t0 y0u
TA: great thank2 that explaiin2 everythiing.
TA: ii appreciiate how you are an2weriing all of my que2tiion2 iin 2uch a 2traiightforward and iinformatiive way.
TA: ii2 iit really po22iible two 2ave our ciiviiliizatiion even though we are all goiing two diie, how doe2 that even work.
AA: parad0x space d0es n0t hand 0ut prizes easily
AA: we will face many trials after 0ur escape in 0ur eff0rts t0 create a new h0me f0r 0urselves
AA: but we will succeed
AA: we will create a new universe
TA: create a new uniiver2e?
TA: wow FUCK.
TA: ii mean that diidnt addre22 the que2tiion ii actually a2ked two you, but 2tiill WOW FUCK.
TA: are you beiing 2eriiou2 riight now.
AA: yes
TA: holy 2hiit.
TA: okay 2o let me 2ee iif iive got thii2 2traiight.
TA: ii hack the code, ii do 2ome my2tery thiing wiith iit, we e2cape from the uniiver2e before iit end2, then we go through tho2e triial2 you mentiioned and we make a new uniiver2e for troll 2ociiety two 2omehow be re2urrected iin.
TA: doe2 that about 2um iit up.
AA: what y0u just said is an accurate descripti0n 0f the c0urse 0f events that w0uld lead t0 a fav0rable 0utc0me
TA: huh.
TA: what a roundabout way of 2ayiing ye2.
TA: 2o what youre telliing me ii2 that we manage two 2ave troll ciiviiliizatiion even though we all diie in the proce22.
AA: that is m0st certainly the c0nclusi0n y0u just reached
TA: well iin that ca2e ii gue22 ii can 2ee the iimportance of your ruiin2 after all.
TA: are you 2ure all that 2tuff you ju2t 2aiid ii2 the truth.
TA: are you lyiing two me two make me feel better diid KK put you up two thii2.
TA: he ha2 been tryiing two conviince me that my vii2iion2 are bull2hiit all day.
TA: he ju2t 2macked my head, he ii2 2uch a fuckiing tool.
AA: n0
AA: i am n0t lying t0 y0u
AA: he did ask me t0 lie but i w0nt d0 it
AA: everything i have said is the truth
TA: 2o then ii 2uppo2e iill be goiing out there 2oon two 2ee the2e ruiin2 for my2elf.
TA: and payiing KN a vii2iit at her ruiin2 two ii gue22.
AA: yes
TA: okay.
TA: ii 2tiill have lot2 of que2tiion2 for you, but iim goiing two go for now.
TA: ii have two deal with KK before he completely fliie2 off the handle.
TA: there, he 2macked my head agaiin, you 2ee what ii mean.
AA: 0k
TA: 2o later, ii gue22.
AA: g00dbye
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