NXT: Oct. 12, 2010

"I'm so tired, Randy." I say.

"Me too." He replies. "But you have to be on NXT."

I roll my eyes. "I know."

He grabs me and pulls me to his chest. "Do you?"

"I do."

He pulls my face to his. "Are you sure?"

"Oh I'm sure."

We start kissing. Then DJ walks in.

"Ew…PDA." She says. "I'm leaving."

We stop and roll our eyes.

"What's so wrong with us kissing?" Randy asks.

"It makes me feel like you're a married couple and I'm just your kid sitting awkwardly off to the side."

I laugh. "Sorry, DJ. Start knocking."

"Okay."

"I'm so tired!" I sigh.

I feel Randy drag me to the couch. He sets me down and lays me on a pillow.

"How bout I take a nap and not show up on NXT?"

"I need my Pro." DJ says.

"Randy could replace me tonight."

"No."

"Yeah…" Randy says. "I don't wanna."

"Fuck you."

"Maybe later."

DJ and I smack him.

"Ow!" He shouts.

I roll my eyes. "Baby…"

He frowns at me. "Shut up."

I laugh at him. He goes to leave, but I jumped on him, causing both of us to fall.

"Ow…" I say.

DJ is staring at us speechless. I look at Randy. "You okay?"

"Fine. How about you?" He asks.

"Good."

"Good. My body should've protected you from the fall."

"It helped."

"Good."

I kiss his cheek. "Sorry bout that."

He gives me a thumbs up. "It's all good."

I laugh and get up. "Good."

He sits on the floor. "You're lucky that you are gorgeous."

I shrug. "I know."

He smiles. "Good."


I sat next to Kelly. "What's up, biatch?"

"Not much." She replies. "How about you, Hoe?"

"Just being my usual self."

"Not surprising."

"Lol. Nope."

The other Pros enter. The show starts.

("Gold-Lust" plays)

"The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, the team of Goldust and Aksana!"

("Oh Puerto Rico" plays)

"And the opponents the team of Primo and AJ!"

Ding! Ding! Ding!

AJ and Aksana lock up.

I start talking to Kelly. "I think they're doing well."

"They are."

"Aksana could use some improvement."

"Yeah. But AJ's doing good."

"Agreed."

AJ hits Aksana with a Shining Wizard and pins her.

1…2…3!

"Here are your winners, Primo and AJ!"


The first competition had been Guess the Theme Song, and AJ basically won by a clean sweep.

In this competition, you had to show your personality and speak. This, however, wasn't for immunity points.

Naomi spoke about Michael Cole. I would've totally done the same.

AJ offered to put her Xbox gamer tag on Twitter. That'll need some work.

Kaitlyn talked about Vickie. Aksana talked about America. No comment on either.

Maxine talked crap about Kaitlyn and Hornswoggle. Little bitch.

DJ grabbed the microphone. "Since we're already talking shit, Maxine, why don't you actually win some matches? At least Kaitlyn and Hornswoggle can do that. You're just here. You can talk all you want, but we're wrestlers. We fight." She drops the microphone.

Maxine and DJ start brawling. Matt Striker unsuccessfully tried to separate them. Alicia and I run down to the ring to help.

We separate them.

"This just in." Matt Striker says. "Next week, it'll be DJ vs Maxine here on NXT!"