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So, we're heading back to after Santana dropped Maddy off so in other words lets find out how I broke Finchel up!

Chapter 28: Crush

After dropping Emma back off Santana heads back to her flat, hoping that Berry is done wining about the Jolly Green Giant so she can sleep. She unlocks the door and is pleasantly surprised to find that Rachel is being quiet for once. Granted, she is asleep. On the couch. In her apartment.

"Why is she on our couch?" I ask Kurt quietly, not wanting to wake her up and possibly have to endure more blabbing.

"I told her she could stay the night" Kurt tells her, she rolls her eyes but curiosity overcomes her

"So, what happened with Hamburgler Finn?" Kurt shushes her and leads her into his room so that Rachel won't hear them if she's awake and listening. God only knows she pulled that one on him and Blaine before. So embarrassing. Mind you, at least Mercedes wasn't awake.

"He broke up with her."

"I know I heard that part"

"He thought she was in love with someone else"

"What like Puck?"

"No." Kurt sighs "Finn seems to think that Rachel's a lesbian." The cogs begin to turn in Santana's head, her becoming so close to Quinn, her blushing when she told Quinn 'Stop making out with Berry'. All the times she caught her leering. How did she not see this?

"Oh my god Rachel's in love with Quinn!" She exclaims

"Yes-what? No!" Kurt exclaims "Rachel was leering at a pretty blonde girl when they were on their date"

"Yes but she's in love with Quinn!" Santana tells him "How did I not see this coming? I figured out you, I figured out about Sebastian's crush, I figured out when Quinn was cheating on Sam. Hell, I even figured out Karofsky!"

"You knew?"

"Yeah that's why we started dating in the first place dumbass." She rolls her eyes at the memory "I thought everyone figured that out

"Well Mercedes said something after Karofsky got outed but none of us really took it seriously"

"God you guys are stupid. I swear Britt, Q, Aretha and I are the only smart ones in that joint."

"Eh eh em" Kurt coughs delicately

"Fine, you're okay."

"That'll do"

"So you believe Berry's in love with Quinn?"

"Unfortunately yes," Kurt sighs "That does seem possible"

"Looks like I need to get my lesbian love doctor on again!"

"How are you a lesbian love doctor?"

"Me and Britt, Stormy and Leah, Emma and Lola, even Tia and Maddy kinda needed me at one point." She smirks "And now Rachel needs to get laid by someone who's actually good at it."

"How would you know unless you'd….oh my god you didn't did you?"

"Well I didn't technically. Britt started it."

"You had a threesome with your two best friends?"

"What can I say? Cheer camp was dull." Santana smirks "Although there was that one night where it was just me and Quinn. That was quite hot. Not as hot as Britt mind but she had less experience back then."

"I don't want to hear any of this!" Kurt tells her

"You were the one who asked in the first place Harry Styles."

"How does that make sense?"

"He has dodgy hair and that band of his is going in 'One Direction' and I can tell you that it is so not straight."

"Fair enough just don't let Pippa hear you say that." Kurt warns "She has an obsession." He leans close to Santana and stage whispers "It's not healthy!"

"I didn't hear about that one. I heard about May and the 'Disney Crew'"

"Disney Crew?"

"Jonas Brothers, Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez, Taylor Swift."

"Taylor Swift isn't Disney."

"It is so gay that you know that." Santana tells him "I'm going to bed now so you can get back to watching Funny Girl."

"How did you know that was what I was watching?"

"Oh my god was I right?" Santana asks him, he nods "I am so awesome." She praises herself before going off to bed. Kurt walks back into the living room to find Rachel sitting up on the couch, looking at him

"How much did you hear?" He asks, worried

"Enough to know Santana had a threesome with Brittany and Quinn." Rachel smirks. Kurt almost breathes a sigh of relief. So close.

The next morning Santana is woken up by her phone

Incoming call: Emma

She sighs and picks it up

"Emma why d'you have to call so early?" Is the first thing she says

"It's midday."

"I'm trying to have a lie in" Santana scowls

"Well good afternoon to you too Santana" Emma says sarcastically

"What do you want?"

"Help me!" Emma suddenly remembers why she called as she sees Tia and Maddy coming up from behind her

"With what?"

"Tia and Maddy!"

"Are they doing it again?" Santana smirks

"No but they seem to have made it their life's mission to piss me off!" Emma screams and Santana hears two laughs coming from the other side of the phone. It's nice to hear Maddy laugh. Santana sighs

"Put Tia on and go in a separate room." She instructs

"Can you yell at them?" Emma begs "Go all Lima Heights Adjacent!"

"Umm…We're on the phone."

"Well do something they're really annoying!" Emma moans

"Fine, put them on." Santana hears rustling on the other side before Tia's voice comes through

"Hey Santana" She can hear the smirk in the gingers voice

"Why are you annoying Emma?" Santana asks, not angry just curious at the planning behind this

"To take her mind off everything." Tia says "'twas Maddy's idea" Santana considers it, she always thinks less when she's pissed. Like, she forgets to use the English language when she talks pissed.

"It's a good idea but try laying off a little. Unless you want a dent in that pretty little face that is."

"Are you threatening me?"

"No but that's probably what Emma'll do if she gets any madder." Santana chuckles, knowing better than to bring Maddy into it. Whatever happened to the blonde must have been pretty serious because Tia is super defensive over her which is sweet but can get a bit annoying (note the confrontation when she asked what happened).

"Fine I'll tell Maddy to lay off" Tia sighs

"Tell yourself too."

"She started it!"

"Suuure." Santana mocks

"She did!"

"Okay bored now bye!" Santana hangs up and falls back into bed, pretty quickly realising she won't get back to sleep

"Damn you Emma."

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I totes ship Faberry! I dont know if Quinn and Rachel are even going to meet in this story but I didn't know most of this stuff was going to happen... This story was only like ten chapters in my head when I started writing it...

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