Chris: Last time on Total Drama Revamped; we used a virtual reality machine to send our Final Four to a virtual recreation of the classically popular game Metal Gear Solid 4. With Joe having a lot of experience with the game he had claimed victory. However the same could not be said to his girlfriend Maxine who was booted off for having the lowest score overall having Joe to have an emotional breakdown to watch as the love that he had made on the island left him hoping that he would win this competition. Who will win, who will lose their chance on winning a million bucks, and who will renew my contract for next season; find out today on TOTAL…DRAMA…REVAMPED!

*THEME SONG*

Shows Joe hanging upside down on the cliff awaiting for the next challenge to begin. He then hears CJ as she is crying by the cliff.

Joe: Hey CJ, what are you doing here?

CJ: (startled) I be doing nothing…how about yerself?

Joe: Just hanging around, helps me think and helps me clear my mind

They then heard the voice that they had dreaded for the last few weeks

Chris: Will all contestants please approach the stage as we have some special guests here

They all go to the stage and see that there was a giant podium that had three moving figures under the sheets. The Top Three look puzzled at this

Chris; Well we normally don't do this but we have some very special guests that I am sure you will remember

He pulls off the sheets and the Top Three see that Esai, Maxine, and Tonia were under the sheets wearing green shirts. All of the Top Three were going to rejoice that their competitors looked as if they were going to return to the competition until…

Chris: Whoa, these three will be competing against you in a series of competitions that will test your skills of trust, loyalty and honesty. This will test to see if you will blow a gasket, blow a fuse, or weep rivers as these three were told very specific instructions on how to make you angry. The first one of you three that goes ballistic will be sent home ultimately losing the chance to win the big money

*Confession Joe: Look don't get me wrong I care for Maxine with every fiber of my being but with the deranged game that Chris has been hosting he chose my brother who knows how to make me angry

*Confession CJ: It be my love just I be hoping for. There is hope for me after all (squeals) umm please edit that squeal out please?

*Confession Zakk: I am normally a laidback kind of guy and I don't think that any one of the former competitors can make me blow a fuse

Chris: Well the first part of the challenge is a competition on who can make fun of who the best. Remember if you attack in the two minute allotted time then you will be sent home packing right here. The first battle will be Tonia vs.…CJ.

They both step to the center and the time had started as soon as they began talking

CJ: Ye slanderous harpy, ye are more likely to be using the boy Zakk just so you could have gotten where I am right now

Tonia: Well if I had done that to only one guy then you must be worse then I am

CJ: Why do ye say that?

Tonia: I never used two young innocent boys just to get to the Final Three did I?

CJ: That be the best you got you witch? I have heard Cabin Boys speak in fouler tongues then ye could have ever done

Tonia: And a word of advice before this finishes…lose the pirate accent it will only attract weirdo's and freaks

The bell had rung and the two girls smiled and high fived each other for a good round

Chris: Maxine and Zakk you two are next to do a battle of insults

Zakk: Well if it isn't Miss Fish?

Maxine: Hey Zakk I almost didn't recognize you because you look like some dirty hobo off the street

Zakk: Well that may be true but at least I didn't throw myself at the team's MVP just so I could get far in the competition?

Maxine: No you just couldn't get a girlfriend without the help of me and the MVP of the team

Zakk: What do you…

Maxine: Oh please you were striking out so much we had to force you to make a move otherwise you would have been fruitlessly chasing the girl of your dreams

The round had ended with them shaking hands and Maxine mouthing "I am so sorry"

Chris: The final round will be the Cantu brothers Esai and Joe. This should be good

Joe: Hey look everybody it is Paul McCartney's look alike

Esai: Oh haha did you make that up on your own or did you have to spend three years looking online for that one

Joe: Hey at least I spend my time studying rather then going for some fantasy of being a rock star

Esai: Well I still have a chance of being a guitar player and I am still trying to comprehend something?

Joe: And that would be?

Esai: If you could sing so good then why did you need help from me so you could win the singing challenge…oh right you did that for a kiss from your starfish of a girlfriend

The round had ended and the brothers looked like they were to come to blows but they managed to control themselves

Chris: So much heat but the next competition is that each of these couples will have to be pummeled without hitting their opponent at all

Shows the returning contestants with paintball guns. Then shows them unleashing all types of fury out on them with them wincing in pain and grief

Chris: Well since you all endured that pain we shall move on too embarrassing facts about these contestants. Tonia you are first

Tonia: Thank you Chris. Well I would like to start with CJ as it is always ladies first in my book. The only problem that I really have with CJ is that someone needs to tell her that a little makeup will not only improve her looks, but so she can do better then this little mess that we have here. As for Joe he was nuttier then Georgia. I mean were did this guy ever come from, another planet. Honestly I thought that this guy was missing something from the get go and it could be either his sanity or the fact that he has so many conspiracy theories I would have that he was the one that started them in the first place. And I could never forget my Zakk. When we were teams he had managed to drill a hole on the wall side of the cabin so he could watch the girls change every morning. What he didn't realize was that he drilled the hole when I paid him a small visit. You could literally cut the awkward with a knife. That is all that I have to say

Chris: Harsh, next we have Maxine

Maxine: Thank you Chris. Well I would also like to start with CJ who as we all know was conflicted with a strong emotion over two boys, so what did she do? She tried to kill herself to see which of the two star crossed lovers would care about her the most. Not the best idea, but you know who isn't full of the best ideas? Zakk had asked Tonia in the corn maze challenge, instead of asking her out he had asked her if they could eat the corn from the field. Not the best move you have pulled eh Romeo? And last but not least the savior of my life several times, my Joe. Sure he is cute, crazy, and smart but if only he had a little more confidence around the ladies then he wouldn't have to admit to his guy friends that he liked me after how many episodes? That is all that I have got

Chris: Are you all tensed up yet? Well prepare yourselves for Esai

Esai Hey all you people. Let me start with my lady love CJ. I mean if you were not acting like a pirate in the beginning then you wouldn't be feeling guilty after Kenny left the show because we would have been together. And not be rude hon but a little make up would be nice. Zakk my pal, a great musician but not so good in the field of attention, I mean Tonia was giving you all the signs that she liked you man and you asked her about corn. And who could forget my brother, when we were younger I still remember that he was like an average kid until he realized that I was as smart as he could be so he has constantly tried to prove that he is smarter than me. In fact if I wanted to I could have asked Maxine out…

Joe then suddenly pounced and began attacking his unsuspecting brother

Joe: YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT MAXINE THAT WAY YOU PIECE OF SH…I just lost didn't I?

Chris: That would be the correct answer, and dude you have some serious pent up anger so I would recommend the massage treatment at Playa de Losers, because it looks like CJ and Zakk are our Finalists

Joe: Ah well I guess my bad karma came and bit me back, ah well. At least I made it farther then I thought, I made a flying wheelbarrow, made friends with a couple of lions, and even found the girl of my dreams. Maxine I am sorry I couldn't win this thing

Maxine: Hey don't worry about it and (seductively) do you know what the best thing about you not winning?

Joe: What?

Maxine then dragged him across the Dock of Shame and then they had proceeded to make out on the Boat of Losers as they had went to the resort.

Chris: Well you have seen it all here folks, Joe is gone and the Finalists will be playing against each other in the final challenge. What do we have in store for these two? What will these two face? And most importantly who will win TOTAL…DRAMA…REVAMPED!

TDRV questions: Well are you all surprised that Joe didn't win? If I had wanted my character win then I would never asked you guys to make your OC's. Any way first off I would like to give a shout out to Another Dead Hero (Zakk) to answering the trivia question from the last chapter. Now the identity of the last Bandit will be revealed in the final chapter. Also there will be a new poll up on who should win: CJ or Zakk? And before I forget you can vote a max of two times. Visit the poll and vote your hearts out. Peace.