As they were walking down the spiral stairs, Andima couldn't help but feel like they were forgetting something. Finally, it came to her. "Where's Zelda?" She asked.
"Oh yeah, I knew we were forgetting something." Spencer said. "We'd best go find her." They set off back up the stairs.
Back in the throne room, Ganon's corpse still lay in the middle of the room. They looked in all the side rooms, and when they couldn't find anyone, they searched all the halls and rooms of the castle, but no one but a bunch of cowardly guards were to be found.
"Do you think they might have escaped?" Midna asked.
"That would be new." Spencer said. They left the castle, and into Castle Town, where the people seemed to not have noticed a thing.
"Why is it that when the Castle is taken over that the townspeople don't notice a thing?" Andima said. "Where do you think they might've gone?"
"Do you think Ganon might have... offed her?" Midna said, cringing at the idea.
"Nah, not his style." Spencer said. "Now that I think about it, one of her ancestors has pulled this off before, so it's possible."
"But where could he have hid?" Link asked.
"Well, where's the least likely place to find a princess in this town?" Spencer said.
"Telma's Bar." The four said simultaneously.
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When they opened the door, a mixed smell of smoke and alcohol greeted them. Inside, Telma was nowhere to be seen. The Hyrule Adventure Club was visible at the back of the bar. Two Strangers were sitting by a table in the corner. Upon seeing the group, the got up began to approach them.
Spencer felt the back of his hand tingling, and he looked at it to see his ever-mysterious Triforce glowing. He blinked, and it was gone. But now he felt strange, as if he wasn't himself. He realized he was now wearing Ordonian clothing, and was sitting at the dinner table in Link old tree house. He couldn't control the body he was in, like he was looking through someone else's eyes.
He heard someone knock at the door, followed by "Is anyone home?" Whoever it was, they had a strange accent. He got up from the table and walked to the door to see who it was.
When he opened the door, A blue alien dressed in a black robe was waiting for him. It's head looked kid of like a blue shiny squid, and it had blue fur less hooves. It seemed to speak out of the middle of it's short tentacles. "Hi Spencer! I'm La- a- errggh..." It stopped speaking as it seemed to be taken over he uncontrollable spasms. When it looked up, the alien's eyes were glowing green, as if controlled by another force.
The Alien knocked Spencer onto his back, but Spencer rolled to get on top. He opened the trapdoor to the basement with his heel, then flung the intruder over him and into the basement. He quickly got up and closed the trapdoor, locked it, then pushed a couch over it for good measure.
He walked back over to the table, and leaned against it. Trying to decide what to do now. He blinked, and was back in his own body, but he was lying on the floor of Telma's bar and one of the Strangers he had seen and Andima were leaning over him. The Stranger pulled back their hood to reveal that they were in fact Queen Zelda.
"Are you alright?" She asked.
"Y-Yeah... what happened?" Spencer replied with a question.
"Once we saw you, we had planned to lead you to a more private area before telling you about what had happened, but as soon as we got up you collapsed on the spot!" Zelda said.
"Who's this 'We'?" Spencer asked. He looked to the left to see that the other Stranger was standing there, and he had already pulled off his hood revealing his identity as King Chris. Spencer looked back at Andima.
"What happened?" She asked.
"I... er..." Spencer tried to remember what he'd just saw. It had been so clear and vivid, but now it was like trying to hold water in cupped hands.
"I can't remember much, but I think Ordon is yet again is trouble, and we need to get there as soon as possible." Spencer said. He looked back at Zelda. "All you need to know is that Ganon is dead... again, and you can resume ruling you kingdom as soon as you remove his corpse from the throne room. Where are our horses?"
"Er... they probably got hungry and are grazing in Hyrule Field." Zelda said.
Spencer got up from the floor of Telma's bar. "Let's get going." Spencer said. He headed for the door.
"Wait!" Zelda called. Spencer stopped in the doorway. "I found out a way to get rid of Darin's peice of the Triforce!"
"I think he's better off with it." Spencer said over his shoulder, before leaving Telma's bar, with Link, Midna, and Andima close behind.
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Just as Zelda had predicted, both Silver and Dawn were grazing in the fields just west of Castle Town. They rode as fast as they could, and arrived at Ordon by the end of Twilight. They unmounted and climbed the ladder to the treehouse, waiting until everyone was on the ledge before opening the door to find other Spencer leaning against the table. the pale red sofa had been pushed over the trap door to the basement. It looks like Spencer's Triforce had not failed him.
"What luck you guys decided to visit. This... creature attacked me and he's currently trapped in the basement. What do we do?" Other Spencer said.
"I know just the thing! Andima, can you pass me a bomb?" Spencer asked.
"Be careful..." She said as she summoned a bomb and handed it to Spencer. Spencer proceeded by pushing the sofa to the side and opening the Trapdoor.
"Wait!" Other Spencer yelled. But it was too late. Spencer tossed the bomb into the basement, and then shut the trap door, locking it.
"What?" He asked.
"Do you know how old and brittle the trunk of this tree is?!" Other said in a panic.
"OH SHI-" Spencer was cut off by an explosion followed shortly by an inhuman scream and the room falling towards the ground. In 2 seconds the room hit the ground, and miraculously didn't fall apart. "Well, looks like you got yourself a ground floor house now!" Spencer said, dusting himself off.
"That's twice in the same day you've almost killed us with a bomb." Midna said.
"Well, I guess whatever that was is gone now." Link said. He was immediately contradicted when a section of floor broke and the creature stumbled up and through it. It staggered towards them, then fell to it's knees, managing to mutter "Help me." Before coughing twice, the second time coughing up blood.
"What the?" Spencer said. He got up from the floor and approached the body, only to be flung back when it rose with lightning speed, green eyes, and a insane laugh. "Muahahhaahahha!" It reached inside it's robe and pulled out a huge broadsword, with the image of a skull engraved into the middle of the blade. The entire Sword glowed green. He jumped and twisted an impossible way through the window.
"We gotta go after it!" Spencer said. He and the other three dashed out the front door, and maneuvered past the rubble, until they saw the creature run into Faron woods. Spencer ran towards to the path to Faron woods, but the mysterious Spencer look-a-like came from the other direction, and spread his arms, deliberately blocking their way.
"What are you doing?! We need to catch him!" Spencer said frantically, trying to get past.
"Don't worry, I think I've stalled you enough now. Bye!" The kid ran down the path.
"That's it, that little shit's going down!" Spencer said angrily, chasing after the kid. The others followed him. He caught up with the kid, but right before he could touch him, a blinding flash of light got them in the eyes.
--
Spencer rubbed his eyes. "Agh, what the hell is that kid?!" He asked angrily. He opened his eyes and, just about, crapped himself. It was still night, but now they were standing on the sidewalk of a wide, six lane road, cars flying by, stores having their lights on.
They has somehow been sent to Earth.
"Bugger." Spencer said.
