Declaimer I don't own loud house.
The story starts with Lincoln in the living room eating cereal and watching a commercial for a new one.
"Bored of the same old breakfast?" The Announcer asked.
Lincoln looks down at his cereal. "Yes..." Lincoln said board at his cereal.
"Then try Zombie Bran! The cereal that turns you into the walking fed!" The Announcer yelled.
A box of Zombie Bran appears on-screen and the kids in the commercial have turned into zombies from eating it.
"Braaaaan!" Zombie Girl yelled.
"Braaaaan! BRAAAAAN!" Zombie Boy yelled.
Lincoln got filled with desire. "Must...have...Zombie Bran!" Lincoln yelled he runs to the kitchen. "Mom! MOM!" He yelled.
In the kitchen, Rita is using a plunger to unclog the sink.
"What on Earth is down here?" Rita asked.
"Mom! Mom! Can we please get Zombie Bran cereal? " Lincoln asked he then began cutely pleading. "Please please please please please please?"
"Sorry, sweetie. We've got a very tight budget. And by the time I get everything on my grocery list, there's no money leftover for treats." Rita said.
Lincoln then pick ups the grocery list is shown to be very long.
"Hmm..." Lincoln then gets an idea. "What if I could get everything on here and still have enough money leftover for Zombie Bran?" Lincoln asked.
"You wanna do the shopping for me? I don't know, Lincoln. It's a big responsibility; I'm not sure you can handle it." Rita said
"But I can, Mama Loud! I promise to get that list done and watch or little Linc here! [Jonathan then pats Lincoln head and takes the list.] And besides think of what you could do with all that time to yourself." Jonathan said.
Rita suddenly imagines herself at a spa where she has gotten a facial with cucumber slices covering her eyes, getting a massage and a manicure and enjoying a smoothie.
"Mmm...ah, yes..." Tita said.
She belches upon sipping her smoothie and sighs with relief; end fantasy.
"Deal. But just this once, okay?" Rita asked.
"YES!" Lincoln yelled then acts like a zombie. "Braaaaan...BRAAAAAN!" He added and Jonathan follows Lincoln out.
Rita finds the source of the clog in the sink, which is Luan's multiple handkerchief prop.
"Oh, so that's it!" Rita yelled. She pulls out all the handkerchiefs. "LUAN, NO MORE COMEDY PROPS IN THE SINK!" She yelled.
Lincoln and Jonathan are checking the shopping supplies in the living room.
"Reusable bags, calculator, more reusable bags..." Jonathan said.
Lori enters the room.
"Lincoln! I'm going shopping with you! Bobby literally just got a job as a stock boy." Lori said.
The rest of the sisters join in and wanna come along.
"Sorry, guys. I'm a man on a mission and you'll just get in my way." Lincoln said.
"No we won't. Uh...we'll help you shop." Lynn said.
The others agree with Lynn; Lincoln takes a look at the long list.
"Come Snow Ball, you want they say the more the merrier!" Jonathan said.
"Okay, fine. I guess I could use a little help." Lincoln said.
"YAY!" The Sisters cheered.
Lily enters playing with a pretend shopping cart, wanting to coming along, too.
"Aww..." The Sisters coed.
Jonathan picks her up. "Fine you can come to, Lily-Bug, but staying with me." Jonathan said. Lily whacks him with her purse. "Ow! Well your still stay near me." He added.
The Jonathan and Loud's arrive at Super Mart.
"Alright, boys. Here's the list, and here's exactly $200." Rita gives Lincoln the list and money. "I'll be back in an hour! I'm off to get my first pedicure in 17 years!" Rita yelled excited.
Lincoln enters the store, and there's a sign promoting Zombie Bran.
"You will be mine." Lincoln said. The others then enter. "Ready, guys?" Lincoln asked.
The manager comes up to them.
"Whoa, whoa! What do you hooligans think you're doing?" The Manager asked.
"We're shopping for our mom, sir." Lincoln said nervously.
Lori notices Bobby and gasps. "Bobby Boo-Boo Bear!" She yelled.
Bobby is stocking paper towel rolls.
"Babe!" Bobby yelled.
Lori runs up to Bobby and they hug.
"I love a man in uniform!" Lori yelled.
"It's okay, boss. I know them." Bobby said.
"Very reassuring, Boo-Boo Bear. Manager said hostilely. He then checks their list. "Huh...eggs, milk...okay, okay. Looks legit." He added. "But any monkey business, and you're all out on your keisters!" The Manager yelled threateningly then leaves.
"Man he should hang in the freezer section for a while, dude's got to chill." Jonathan joke.
Luan giggled while the rest nodded.
"Alright, guys, you heard him! You all have to be on your best behavior! Now, if we each take a section of Mom's list-" Lincoln began to say, but most of the girls run over him and go off into different sections of the store.
"I should have known...I've been played..." Lincoln said.
"Yeeahh probably should of seen that coming." Jonathan said offering a hand up while Lily giggled.
Lincoln takes the offer and gets up. "Ok we've got $200. We just need a way to save $4." Lincoln said.
"Don't worry your talking to the guy who lived off a year eating Halloween candy." Jonathan said then looks at the aisle. He finds a dented can of tomato sauce. "Ooh! 10 cents off the dented one! A couple more savings like this and you'll have enough for Zombie Bran!" Jonathan yelled.
"Yeah!" Lincoln yelled. He then realizes something. "Hey why don't you just buy my Zombie Bran?" Lincoln asked.
"Because that would make would ruin the pli-" Jonathan began to say, but Lynn comes speeding on a shopping cart runs into and picks up Lincoln.
"YIPPEE-KI-YEE, MARKET SHOPPERS! YAYAYAYAYAYA-WOO!" Lynn yells.
"Lynn!" Lincoln notices the manager polishing a chicken rotisserie and gasps. "Eject! EJECT!" He yelled
The cart goes wheeling by and the manager goes after it; Lynn has landed in the marshmallow bin.
"Ah, nice! Ha ha! Soft landing." Lynn said.
Lincoln has landed in the pineapple box.
"Ugh. Maybe for you." Lincoln said.
A kid who looks eerily identical to Lincoln with bleach blonde hair, an orange shirt, blue jeans and a white beanie notices him and laughs at his painful landing. Lincoln continues shopping and finds out he still has a pineapple on the seat of his pants and pulls it out, leaving some painful aftershocks.
"YEOWCH!" Lincoln yelled and tosses the pineapple away and checks the list. "Okay. Where were we? Milk." Lincoln said.
In the dairy section, Luan is juggling eggs.
"Step right up, folks, to see some eggs-cellent juggling!" Luan joked and laughs. "Get it?" She added. She drops the eggs on a passing customer. "Whoops! Oh, looks like the yolk's on you! She joked and laughs again.
"Luan! Cut it out! What are you 7?!" Lincoln yelled then notices the manager checking inventory.
Now Luan is balancing eggs on her head.
"Whoa! How's this for a balanced breakfast?" Luan joked and laughs some more.
Lincoln grabs her and the manager slips on the egg yolks and lands on the pineapple Lincoln disposed of.
"YEOWCH! WHO DID THIS?!" The Manager yelled and looks around. "We've got a hooligan in our midst..." He added.
Lincoln and Luan are hiding under the shopping cart.
"Ah, he's no fun. I was on an egg roll! Get it?" Luan joked and laughs as Lincoln groans.
Lincoln has just gotten more of the shopping done.
"Okay, that's another 50 cents saved for old lettuce." Lincoln said.
The intercom comes on
"Attention, shoppers! We have a 2 for 1 sale on waffles!" The Manager yelled.
"Ooh! A sale!" Lincoln yells and heads over to the frozen food section and picks up two boxes of frozen waffles. "2 for 1!" He yelled and calculates. "That puts me another buck closer to Zombie Bran!" He added.
"AAAHH! THERE'S A CHILD IN THE FROZEN PEAS! AAAHH!" A woman yelled and runs away screaming.
Lincoln finds that it's Lisa.
"Lisa! What are you doing?" Lincoln asked.
"Research for my cryogenic freezer. The future needs my brain." Lisa said poking her head.
"I don't believe this." Lincoln said annoyed.
The manager is coming and Lincoln has gotten Lisa out right before he could check.
"Doh! Where did that hooligan go?" Manager asked.
Lincoln and Lisa escape via the snowman display for the frozen foods, while Jonathan & Lily moves onto the seafood aisle.
"Okay, talapia." Jonathan said notices Leni tying balloons to the lobsters and setting them free.
"Be free! The ocean's that way. Or is it that way?" Leni asked.
"Leni! What are you doing?" Jonathan asked.
"Can you believe people were going to eat these poor, helpless creatures?" Leni asked and lets another one go.
"Leni! No!" Jonathan yelles and tries to grab the lobster.
One of the lobsters pops its balloon with its claw and lands on Jonathan 's back and snaps his butt.
"YEOWCH! OW OW OW OW!" Jonathan yelled then hides with Leni behind the lobster tank just as the manager arrives.
"What the? Who did this?" The Manager asked then notices Jonathan's hair and laughs viciously. "I gotcha now." He added, but one of the lobsters pinches his ankle. "YEOWCH! OW OW OW OW OW OW OW!" He yelled then crashes off away for them.
Jonathan pushs Leni "Go go go go! What is wrong with you guys? Haven't you ever been in a store before If I was acting like you guys my mom would of whipped my a-" The intercom comes on again "Ooh! Another sale!" Jonathan yelled.
However, it's really Luna on it.
Luna jamming on the intercom "For those about to shop, I salute you!" She said.
"Dang it..." Jonathan said exasperated then grabs Leni hand then catches her during her jam session and puts her in the cart.
"GOODNIGHT, GROCERY STORE!" Luna yelled.
The manager comes by and hangs up the intercom.
"I'll get you yet..." The Manager said [determined.
The toiletry aisle Jonathan, Lincoln, Leni and Lily are looking for toilet paper.
"Let's see...value pack...family pack...ah, here we go! Village pack!" Lincoln yelled and puts a giant pack of three ply toilet paper into the cart and checks it off the list. "Check! Yes! That was the last item. And now for the moment of truth." Jonathan said. The two boys takes a deep breath and calculates the total. "And the grand total is...$196, which leaves...4 bucks for Zombie Bran! YES!" Lincoln yelled he heads over to the cereal aisle and finds one box of Zombie Bran left. "Phew. Last box. I can't believe it's really-" Lincoln begins to say, but that bratty kid who is Lincoln's Doppelganger snatches the box.
"Mine!" Bratty Kid yelled.
"Hey, you can't do that! I had it first!" Lincoln yelled.
"And I have it now, Pineapple Boy!" Bratty Kid, but Jonathan snatches the box from him. "And now I have it!" Jonathan yelled then runs off with the box.
"Hey that's mine!" Bratty Kid yelled then chases after Jonathan.
"Lincoln get to the checkout!" Jonathan yelled before going around the corner.
Lincoln nodded and grabs Leni's hand and heads to checkout.
Jonathan runs from the Bratty Kid and slams into the Manager knocking them both over.
"That''s it banned for life come here you little hooligan!" The manager yelled.
Jonathan notices a skateboard near by and gets on it and stakes away the Bratty Kid grabs a board too and chases him.
"Oh, you are going down..."The Manager said and gives chase as well.
Jonathan and the Bratty Kid skate around the store making a mess.
While Jonathan skating away from Lincoln's doppelganger, the twins are squirting each other with produce hoses.
"Terrible two, get to the checkout! We're leaving!" Jonathan yelled and the twins dash to the checkout.
The bratty doppelganger nabs the box then knocks over the watermelons, and Jonathan reaches for a fruit scale to dodge them and continues the chase. The manager gets bombarded by the melons.
Jonathan then climbs up the aisle and looks around for the Bratty Kid.
"Eagle Eye, Eagle Eye, The Big Man do you copy?" The Manager asked into a wakie-takie.
"Yes boss, Eagle Eye here over." The man watch the security cam said.
"We got a hooligan choosing paper I need a fix on his position." The Manager said.
The security camera looked for Jonathan and found him.
"Aisle 7." The man watch the security cam said.
"I got him now." The Manager said head to aisle 7.
Jonathan jumped from aisle 7 to 8. "Oh aisle 8. wow!" The man watch the security cam yelled impressed of Jonathan's long jump.
"Where now, where now?!" The Manager yelled looking around.
Jonathan does a back flip into aisle 9. "Aisle 9."
"Where is the target?! I lost him! Where is he?!" The Manager yelled.
"He's right over your head sir!" The man watch the security cam said.
The manager looks over to see Jonathan jumping over his head and landing into the next aisle while the manager watches in aw.
The bratty kid pours a ton of coffee beans out of the dispenser. Jonathan uses sausage links to swing right over the beans and lands next to a free sample table.
"Sample, dear?" The Sample Lady asked.
"Oh, thank you." Jonathan said then takes a sample and eats it up before resuming.
The manager tries swinging on the sausage links like Jonathan did only to slip and fall toward the sample table.
"Oh dear!" Sample Lady yelled.
The manager crashes onto the table and Jonathan is running through the bakery where the bratty lookalike squeezes out liquid butter all over the floor to literally give Jonathan the slip, but Jonathan grabs a shopping basket and uses it to slide right over the butter and notices Lucy mashing cakes together to look like a monster devouring the bride and groom at the top of a wedding cake.
"Yeah your coming with me." Jonathan said grabbing Lucy.
"Sigh..." Lucy said.
The manager sees the two and chases the two, but slips on the butter right into Lucy's cake sculpture. Back at the frozen food section, Jonathan notices the snowman display wearing that kid's shoes.
"Game over, cereal stealer!" Jonathan yelled. He tackles the display and finds nothing. "Dang it..." Lucy said. Lily blows a raspberry, but notices the lookalike escape out of the frozen peas. "Bad!" Lily yells. Jonathan was about to give chase, but Lucy stops him.
The boy gets away, but the lobsters on the balloons, the bag of peas, and the snowman's corn cob pipe give Lucy an idea. She loads the pipe up with peas and shoots them at the balloons, dropping one of the lobsters on the doppelganger's back and snapping him in his butt and turning him down the bakery. The manager sees the bleach blonde of the bratty kid's hair and uncovers him under the cart.
"Gotcha, hooligan!" The Manager yelled.
The lookalike's mother furiously drags him by his ear toward the exit.
"I can't believe you got us kicked out of here!" Bratty Kid's Mom yelled furious.
"Can I just get my cereal?" Bratty Kid asked.
Bratty Kid's Mom takes it and tosses it aside. "NO!" She yelled.
Lincoln catches it in slow motion.
"But-but-but...my Zombie Bran!" Bratty Kid yelled.
Lincoln victoriously waves it at him.
"YES!" Lincoln yelled triumphant.
Nice catch and now to get out before we're kicked out." Jonathan said.
Lincoln is shoving his sisters to the checkout counter.
"Come on, people! Let's go! Move it!" Lincoln yelled
"Check it out, babe!" Bobby yelled.
He has stocked the paper towels to show Lori's image.
"Oh, Boo-Boo Bear...you're such an amazing artist." Lori said infatuated.
"Nah, babe. You're just an amazing muse." Bobby said.
Lori takes a photo with her phone to remember it by.
Lincoln grabs his oldest sister. "Let's go!" He yelled.
The girls are complaining about Lincoln's rush.
"Why are you pushing us?" Lola asked.
"Because I'm this close to getting my cereal, and I don't want you guys to ruin it." Lincoln said.
The girls come to a screeching halt.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa! What do you mean your cereal?" Lori asked.
"Jonathan and I made a deal with Mom. If I had enough money left after getting all the groceries, I could get my Zombie Bran." Lincoln said.
"Well, if you get a treat, I want a treat!" Lana yelled.
"Yeah! I want little princess pies!" Lola yelled.
"I want blood pudding." Lucy said.
"I could re-up on my sodium bicarbonate." Lisa said.
"And I want dog biscuits!" Lana yelled. Lola glances at her awkwardly. "They're for Charles! I swear! Even though they are great for my teeth, and my coat..." She added.
"Sorry guys! I just paid for for the groceries. Jonathan said lifting the Zombie Bran box. "Mind if I get a bowl later?" Jonathan asked.
Before Lincoln could answer The Manager grabs the Zombie Bran box "I'll take that!" He yelled.
"Hey, give that back! I just got finished paying!" Jonathan yelled.
"After you decide to destroy my store." The Manager said.
The Manager then grabbed Jonathan roughly by the arm making him wince. "I glad I found you, hooligan! Now I want you out of my store! And take your little minions with you!" The Manager yelled.
This got the girls and Lincoln attention as well the others shoppers.
Lily started to whimper with tears coming down her face which made Jonathan angry. "Look buddy you better let go or I'm gonna go over your head." Jonathan threaten.
"Really, who?" The Manager asked smirking.
"How about the police?" A voice said.
The kids and The Manager look to Rita and she was not happy.
"Um no need to do that mama there's no need to get involve the police!" The Manager yelled dusting off Jonathan.
"Kids get in the car.." Rita said not taking her eyes off the Manager.
The kids knew not to get on the mother's bad side and ran out of the store grabbing their groceries and not look back.
"Now let's talk." Rita said with a dark aura with the manager shaking in fear.
On the ride home, Rita is not happy mood.
"Well I guess I'll be shopping in the next town over for a while." Rita said very upset.
"I'm sorry, Mama Loud. I guess I wasn't ready too handle your shop-." Jonathan said.
Rita silences him with her hand wave. "Mmm-I don't wanna hear about it. You were just trying to help Lincoln and that man had the nerve to put his hands on you. I don't care If he thought your were out for the his life that gave him no reason to put his hands on a child." Rita said.
"But I'm not a kid." Jonathan said.
"You are 16 teen Jonathan you are not a adult yet and you are under my care, I swore to protect all of my children even the ones who run around like monkeys and trash super markets." Rita said.
"But-" Jonathan tried to say.
"End of discussion!" Rita yelled.
The others all look at each other, speechless of what their mother said.
Time skip Lincoln and Jonathan are eating some Zombie Bran while Lily eats her mushy baby food in the living room.
Lincoln looks up from his bowl. "So do you like?" Lincoln asked.
Jonathan nodded. "It's fine." He added then continues to eat.
"Sorry mom yelled at you." Lincoln said.
"Hey, don't be she yelled cause she cared, your lucky Snowball your mom is still around." Jonathan said while pouring more milk in his bowl.
"Say Jonathan you never talk about your family what are they like?" Lincoln asked.
"Aren't all families the same some you like some you hate, but in the end you'll always love them?" Jonathan asked.
"I say that's about right." Rita said coming into the room and ruffling the boys heads.
Jonathan blushed. "Hey, Miss L." He said looking away.
"Yes Johnny?" Rita asked.
"Thanks for watching out for me." Jonathan said smiling a little.
Rita looked at Jonathan then smiled to the boy. "I'll always look after little men." Rita said then kissed Jonathan on the forehead making him blush even more.
"Have nice day you two!" Rita yelled leaving the house.
Lincoln smirked at Jonathan. "So dad do you want to read some comics books later?" He asked.
"Shut up!" Jonathan yelled putting his face in his bowl with Lily watches and giggles.
"Braaaaan!" Lily yelled in a zombie like voice.
