"Ok, finally, for the performance I've been waiting for all night, China and Japan" Ki-sama shouts. There is coughing, and one or two claps. She frowns.

"Yeah, whatever." She mutters, walking off of the stage.

Doodo doo-oo
Yeah-eah-eah-eah

Vi undrarar ni redo alt vara med
Armarna upp nu ska ni fa se
Kom igjen
Hvem som helst kan vara med
So ror pa era fotter

The lights go off, and a spotlight shines down on China and Japan wearing cat-ears, doing the Caramelldansen.

Almost every girl in the crowd starts cheering, singing along with the song. A few males as well. Everyone else just feels left out.

Eventually, the curtains close, Japan and China's time running out.

"Well, everyone loved that. But, believe it or not, there's still one more performance. We'll be back after this break."

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

"Ok, short break is over." Ki-sama yells, startling everyone. "Time for the last performance. After this we'll announce the winner."

Music starts. No one knows the song, except for a little nobody in the back that yells out,

"I know this song!"

"Quiet down, Oni." Comes the reply.

The lights turn off once again, shining five spotlights on America, England, France, China, and Russia, England still obviously drunk.

All spotlights go off except for the one on China.

"Yes! The first person is everyone's older brother! I am full of energy in lively fashion with the wok! I put on a Shinatty suit in an amusement park agani today, but I was scolded by two younger people and when they did that I broke down. Howw purposeless is that? But I'm confident of making tourist souvenirs!"

All spotlights come back on as they all sing,

"Yie, ar, san, si!"

The lone spotlight is on England this time, who looks like he's about to fall over.

"My special skill is world strategy~" He slurs, a vacant expression on his face, the one you'd usually see on Italy's.

"Increasing taxes, the independence of my brother, if I may say so, an older brother has no end to troubles. Gentleman, tsundere, eyebrows, naturally a bit spacy-hic- dear please go back to the time you were cute!!" at this he leans on America.

"Ah! Heavy~" America mutters.

"I'll keep fighting for myself once again today~"

"They are charge of the straight men in the Allied Forces. Yie, ar, san, si!"

France's turn comes.

"Yeah, I'm a fighter for love! I'm so sexy that I can't help but strip~ If you ask me whether I'm an S or an M, I'd immediately reply, 'I'm an M'! Someday I want to take them all~ just you wait 'till April Fools' Day! Oi, yarana—?"

Russia cuts him off, doing everyone a huge favor.

"My heart's desire which is more deeply than any others, I hug it tightly in the corners of my heart. I want to live with everyone in a warm place, where the sunflowers bloom. Please be prepared to risk your life if you interfere with me-at this the look on his face darkens-Don't make a fool of the curse, ok?"

It gets much colder in the room. America zips up his jacket, then starts singing his part, violently shoving England off of him, flashing a thumbs up.

"Dashing in ingnorance of the atmosphere, I stick out my thumb and point at myself, 'I'm a hero! Hero!' I look to the future only, I'll realize a happy ending, my shining smile is proof that I'm a hero! 'I don't permit objection!'"

"Everyone is a member of the Allied Forces, Yie, ar, san, si!"

The music cuts off, and there is a silence.

"Get off the stage!" A person yells.

"Ungrateful brats." England mutters, staggering off the stage. The others follow after him.

"Ahem. Well then...that was long." Ki-sama says. "Longer than I expected it to be. Anyway, the winners are~.....China and Japan! And they get a million dollors, or something like that. Actually, I never agreed to this, so the money ain't comin' outta my pocket. Bye~!"

And with that, she runs off of the stage.

Prussia, who had yelled at them to get off the stage, now gets up, grabbing Canada, and heading towards the door, dragging the poor Canadian behind him. Finland and Sweden follow after him.

"Wow~, jerk England was really cool somehow~!" Sealand exclaims, still seated, as is Latvia, who is violently shaking.

"Russia was really scary today...."

A/N: Cliffhanger end because I've no idea how to end this. Honestly, I had no idea how to start it. Anyway, Songs:

Caramelldansen – Jenny Rom(If I remember correctly...some people think this song is Japanese....)

Yie Ar Kung-Fu – Hyadain (Someone made a Hetalia version to this song. I hope they don't mind me using the lyrics~ I didn't make them up myself, but I don't know who did.....)

No SuFin, but a bunch of other pairings~ I'm sorry~! -Does a dogeza....does anyone even know what that is?-

Anyway, I'm sorry if this was a disappointing chapter~

But please, suggest another item? I don't think I'll get around to writing that Jeanne d'Arc fanfic for quite a while....

I own almost nothing in this fanfic. The only thing I own is the plot of this fanfic, if there was any plot in it at all........

And....I may be forgetting something......oh well. It's finally over~ :D

By the way....Ki-sama is my character~

She is "me".....but not really. xD