hello my little evil comes with chapter 28! of angry over chapter 27 since some words gone out missing than 'S PREGNANT! chain reactions here I come!

HERE WE GO!

Last time...

"Laxus I think I'm pregnant."

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...silence...

"Laxus?"

*crash*

"Laxus!I can't breathe!..."

Laxus crashed on her into a her unable to breathe on his tight grip + his pulled apart just a little for her to breathe.

"ah...I though I was going to die...KYAAA!"

She squealed when he suddenly grabbed her by the waist and placed her on his lap in a sitting all over her finishing with a into her ear.

"I'm so happy...Lucy I am really."

She smiled was another part of him that attracted her to happiness.

"And now you have to eat.I brought on the table is waiting chicken with potatoes.I got some juice as well."

Lucy blinked several times before sweat dropping.a cough made them turn their heads toward the open to see the brunette celestial spirit holding a box in her right lazily on the wooden window step.

"My timing is just perfect as always right?"

she added with a lop-side gracefully on the floor.

"Mira?from where you came?I thought you were at spirit world."

Lucy asked latter shrugged her shoulders putting the box on the table.

"well heaven rejected me for my can't tolerate my lack of spirit world is boring nowadays.I was at a stripper club."

They both widened their that made Miraina burst into fits of waved her hand calming her laughter.

" .at the 'historical ruines of Ethereal Masters'.apparently my house is a thing I didn't left my panties somewhere around the I did,it would've been a 500.000.000 jewels .congratulation.I baked a cake for you two."

Lucy gave a long stare before bursting into a cracked a admitted it to was eyes landed on the fairly big that Miraina narrowed her eyes.

"First dinner then stop starring Laxus."

"you are not my mother stupid."

"I can be genius.I am damn way to older."

"you can be my like 4 times grandmother."

"even can be my little boy ~I am out your cake!"

just like last left before the two could say tilted her head in at Laxus.

"What was that?"

Laxus shrugged with a smile.

"I just got a grandmother and free cake."

Lucy laughed along with up and heading to the kitchen,grabbing the box in the process.

"Laxus Dreyar,you are hired as my cook."

Lucy said with a glint in her own gaze on the beautiful filled eye twitched as he heard her comment.

"Oi Blondie,don't go dreaming that I will do this every day."

Laxus turned with her facial expression rivaling a lost and kicked puppy.

"please,Blondie?"

she shook his head crossing his wasn't that dinner already had him gave a hell of a pouted her eyes seemed like to threatening to he was just as weak as anyone in that.

"OK OK!I will just don't cry!"

She wiped away the lonely relaxed and headed to take two him Lucy pumped her fist in the air in .he turned swiftly our her hands behind her victorious grin. he raised an eyebrow but shrugged it took their thought that she died and arrive to the FOOD IS DELICIOUS!.She mentally screamed as she looked at grinned at her delighted finished their diner and both looked at the still closed box.

"here comes dessert."

Laxus said as he stood up taking the opened a brow.

"I doubt that Namikaze baked it."

Lucy raised an eyebrow confused.

"why so?"

Laxus took out the cake out of the box placing it on the was a 3 layered cake with strawberry chocolate cream.a white cream formed little roses by the cream formed thorns in the middle connecting to the roses.

"looks delicious."

Lucy took a knife cutting a could see some fruits placed the cake piece on a plate,handing a fork to Lucy and placing the plate in front of suddenly began laughing making Laxus rise a brow.

"what?"

he asked waved her hand that was holding the fork.

"would be funny that I will be alright and you will die after you take the first bite!"

He widened his eyes in pure disbelief.

"Who are you and what have you done to my Lucy?!you are cruel!"

Lucy stopped her tapping Laxus outstretched arm.

"Oh your Lucy?!I like how that sounds...and I am not cruel...just would be a funny death..."

"you find my death funny?!"

"Aw,don't get 't be funny if the child remain without a daddy,right?"

she stood up warping her arms around his neck,before speaking again.

"Especially when daddy is big and tough Laxus cute Dreyar."

She placed a kiss on his was the moment he got hit by the realization hammer.

"LAXUS CUTE DREYAR?"

"Yes big lightning 're cute."

she grinned placing a set of kisses on her lips.

"bunny is a little cute fragile I look like a cute bunny,Mrs Dreyar?"

Laxus asked the she returned with a grin.

"you are a bunny that suffered mutation and became big cute Laxus."

he began soon joined in.

they were like a both thought.

Somewhere near by the a big mansion.

The brunette celestial spirit stared at her progressing on the room had a table and many papers on the walls were different kind of material front of the bed was the manechine of a busty the manechine was dressed a dress top that had little shining diamonds going in a wave had a pure snow white color.

" i do a matching jewellery to it?"

Miraina wondered entered the nostalgic expression.

"so here you are..."

the brunette turned her head tiredly.

" 's with you here?"

he sat down next to her looking at the dress top.

"just wondered where you were.i really can't afford losing you twice."

she remains silent burieng her head in his waist.

"sleepy..."

she mumbled lazily.

"...just don't fart."

she moved her a next to her head on his chest.

"All this brings some memories."

He said staring at the progressing dress while his hand drew circles on her back.

"sucky memories or good memories?"

she face facing closed and lips parted a little.

"good house has no bad of that is when everyone knew that this house has no living person in."

"better tell me the good my memories."

he smiled,looking down at her sleepy expression.

"for we played tag..."

she began to laugh softly remembering when Aleksander chased her around her house.

"...or when mom found out that dad was putting me the dirty magazines under my bed..."

Miraina opened her eyes a little,raising a confused brow.

"so wait...technically Ira chased Lucifer for that?and what was the point of the magazines anyway?"

"he thought i lacked some urges..."

She began laughing again lightly tapping his chest.

"goddess...you had them more than needed."

"...and there was the Sairen twins telling the adventures of the winged clan..."

She closed her eyes back.a small smile on her lips.

"...and the best out of them!,when Weisslogia,Igneel and Metalicana angered Grandineey...Metalicana acted as a lamp post while Igneel and Weisslogia hid under the we laughed so hard at their idiocy."

He looked down at was a soft smile on her features.

"But...the most beautiful out of them was when you had accepted me."

He whispered,taking away her messy bangs out of her face.

Back to Laxus and Lucy.

Laxus was chasing Lucy around his the said girl had a plate in her hands with a piece of cake.

The last piece.

"LUCY GIVE THAT!"

"NOOO!YOU WON'T SHARE!"

"I will,now give it to me!"

"Ok.I will cut it in half then."

"NO!I will do that!"

"YOU ARE A LIER,YOU WILL EAT IT ALONE!"

Laxus used his lightning to appear in front of Lucy taking the plate from her hands and raising it over his head.

"not fair."

she pouted like a grinned in victory.

"life is not fair,wife."

"Daddy is a greedy cheater!daddy ate 6 pieces of cake while mommy just 3!"

Lucy said with a (fake)sad guilty he gave the cake to Lucy with a pout.

Happy with the took the cake, to the to be told,Laxus had eaten 3 pieces while Lucy 6,7 on the wasn't paying attention on her every time he looked it seemed like she still was at the same what he didn't know was that every time he looked was another that spirit for baking such a good cake.

Which speaking of Miraina...she sneezed in her sleep.

Lol i finished this one faster than It's all about us,since my other phone was than that sorry for the long wait,i got distracted with my notebook,and yeah i barely noticed the time flying.*end of the world comes soon!**rolls her eyes*end of the potatoes that are on the plate will soon had to add...it's getting on my damn guys mind giving me some RoLu stories(any rating) to read.*secretly loves RoLu* any way...REPLIES CORNER.

XxShyxX:YES!THIS DEMANDS CELEBRATION!

Mirajane S and Erza S:indeed it's

leoslady4ever:me too i can't stop grinning like an idiot...oh well writer disease lol.

Ruka-Yuuya:you're not the only one with a strange mind my friend lol.i imagined king kong with bunny ears and tail...

MisakiDreyarTheSilentDemon:reaction of the guild will be probably next chapter who 'T WORRY LAXUS I WILL SAVE YOU...just go to will take care of you!

than that i have insomnia...(like i said in It's all about us.)and happy Christmas and new thought my holidays are lonely *sheds a tear*

Bye bye!