Final Fantasy: Rise of Despair
Well, here is the next misadventure chapter! Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not own Final Fantasy: Tactics Advance, I do own the characters and plot.
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Siena Gorge
"I… really… really… hate you…" Will moaned. He and Jason were supporting most of their weight on two walking sticks with Jessica leading the way seemingly unharmed.
"Don't… listen… to… him… Jessica… we're… okay…" Jason moaned.
"What… do you mean… that we're… alright?" Will asked with hostility.
"Hey look." Jessica said. The group of three was now on a rocky cliff with a chasm separating them from another cliff waaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy on the other side. "Wooooooowwww…"
"You're kidding me…" Will said. "Those Antilons… blew us all the way… here…?" Will asked in disbelief.
"Where… is this?" Jason asked.
"Siena Gorge…" Will moaned. "Damn it… we're very far from home now…"
"So… how long will it take to get in and out of this gorge?" Jessica asked.
"Two days, give or take." Will guessed.
"What do you think Jessica? I'll help." Jason said. "And thus prove my love for you!"
"Ooooooohhhh no!" Will said. "We are NOT taking any more directions from her!" Will shouted.
"But, but… she hasn't gotten us killed yet." Jason said. All the while, Jessica was thinking.
"Yeah no thanks to her!" Will shouted.
"Hey, wouldn't you rather be doing this than sitting at the base?"
"NO!!!"
Jessica finally stopped thinking. "Let's jump it!!!"
"WHAT!!!" Both Will and Jason shouted.
"Come on, we can jump this." Jessica said pointing at the very wide gap.
"No we can't! That's way too far!" Will said.
"Uh well uh…" Jason couldn't think of a response that would allow him to please Jessica (cough, kiss up, cough) and seem rational.
"Nonsense!" Jessica grabbed both of them by the wrist and started running toward the cliff wall.
"No! Wait!" Will shouted, running with her since stopping now could injure any of them.
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!" Jason screamed.
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Jessica leaped over the side of the cliff.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
"WWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
"MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!" The three were about three-quarters of the way there when they began to fall. "WE'RE GOING TO DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" Will and Jason shouted.
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Jessica shouted maniacally.
"It was nice knowing you Jason!" Will shouted as tears went flying upward as they fell.
"It was nice knowing you…" Jason started.
"Aw Jason…"
"Jessica…"
"Why you!" Will smacked Jason over the head. The group suddenly stopped falling as Will's belt caught on to a tree branch. And the three stopped falling immediately. "We… we lived!" Will shouted in relief.
"See, that wasn't so bad." Jessica said. Will was resisting the urge to drop Jessica.
"But… now what?" Jason asked looking at the bottom of the gorge still way below them.
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Well, there you go. Hope you enjoyed it.
