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The C-Warriors have now taken up short-lived residence in the mysterious village of Agi...and the group speak with Rutabecca inside the Town Hall building.

As Vegeta sat close to the TV, his eyes glued to the wide screen, Goku and the others were busy waiting for Rutabecca to return after speaking with the village mayor to aid them in traveling back to West City. The small room was furnished quite nicely with a rug, clean wooden walls, and a big-screen TV, which Vegeta was practically making love to.

'Good thing I brought the condoms...' Goku thought.

"Ha ha ha! Oh, Stewie...don't you understand that your feelings for Brian will never be returned?! Ha ha ha-" Vegeta cackled.

Looking around in confusion, Videl exclaimed, "Hey, where did Majin Boo go?!"

Suddenly, Majin Boo walked into the room, wearing the same suit as a certain spiky-haired District Attorney.

"THERE YOU ARE!!! WHEN THE HELL DID YOU LEAVE?!!" Goku snapped.

Majin Boo shrugged and replied, "Dude, I can turn into frickin' LIQUID, for crying out loud...it wasn't hard..."

"In any case, I must say that in those clothes, you do make one handsome-looking djinn..."

"THANK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!!!"

"So..what did you find out?" Gohan questioned the pink demon.

"Well," Majin Boo began, "There's this big tree in town square with a bunch of dead bodies hanging from it...and I saw some posters that said 'Anti-Nazi, Anti-Jewish, Anti-Catholic, Anti-Christian, Anti-Buddhist...only Agianity' all around the town. I'm afraid we might have ended up in a secluded village run by an insane cult..."

"...AGAIN?!!" Piccolo cried.

"Hey, hey, hey! At least this ain't Saw VI!!!" Junior Commissioner Skye Gordon spoke up. Suddenly, the front doors swung open, and Billy the puppet rode in on his little tricycle. The C-Warriors just stared on as Billy rode past them and smacked right into the wall, falling over onto his side. An awkward silence filled the room.

"...Huh..."

"ANYWAY, THE POINT IS," Majin Boo continued, "We should get out of here as soon as possible, or else we'll all end up-"

"END UP...WHAT?!" snarled Rutabecca, and he pressed the barrel of his pistol against the back of Majin Boo's head.

Everyone gasped, except for Vegeta, who was laughing his head off at the TV.

"So, you found out what we're really up to, eh?" Rutabecca asked, "You learned that we all plan on sacrificing ourselves to feed the soul of our death god Agi so he can be revived and destroy this pitiful planet and all of its inhabitants?!!"

"Uh...not really..." Majin Boo replied meekly.

"SHUT UP!!! DON'T LIE TO ME!!"

As things grew extremely tense, Broly began to smirk. 'Let's play some tetris, motherfucker...'

Suddenly, in the middle of this crisis, Majin Boo realized something. 'I could just kill this bastard!'

...And that's just what he did.

"WHOA, LOOK AT MAJIN BOO, TEARING THAT GUY'S STOMACH RIGHT OUT!!!"

"HOLY SHIT, IS THAT HIS COLON?!! WOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

"THE BLOOD! THE BLOOD! I SEE DEAD PEOPLE!!! THE BLOOOOOOD!!!"

"U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!"


Back in West City...

Frieza whistled a little tune to himself as he grabbed his mail that afternoon.

"Ahh...bill, bill, Playgirl magazine, bill, bill, bill, bill a used condom, bill and...and..."

Frieza's eyes widened in horror. "OH MY GOD, WHAT IS THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS?!!!"

Clutching at his chest, hot tears flowed down Frieza's cheeks. Weeping, he spun around and ran back into the house, leaving a single opened envelope in his wake.

It was...it was...it was Cell's report card. He got all A's...way more than the ex-galaxy ruler had gotten in his school days.

'IT'S JUST NOT...NOT...NOT FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!! THEY SAID...THEY TOLD ME I JUST HAD A MILD BRAIN TUMOR, AND THEY WERE WONRG! GODDAMN THEM! GODDAMN THEM ALL!!! GOOD GOD!!! OH MY LORD!!! I'M SCREAMING IN MY OWN MIND!!! BLAAAAARGH!!!'

Didja forget he was still going to elementary school with Trunks and Goten??