Day 28: Doing Something Ridiculous

Every nation was sitting at the big table. Everyone was quiet waiting for what was about to happen next. Some knew, while others did not.

"Konnichiwa, everyone," Kiku said bowing. "I have had a project in progress for the past two weeks. You were supposed to record your everyday lives with your friends, partners, enemies, well anyone really. I have had a bunch of videos I had to go through and I'm finally ready to show them to you.

"The first video day is Team UsUk." He nodded once and the screen behind him lit up.

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"Ah, there we go." There was a lot of movement before it stilled out and revealed America looking at himself in the bathroom mirror.

"Jeez that took forever." He clapped once. "Okay! Welcome to... whatever the title of this home video is! I'll think of one later.

"Anywho, thanks to Japan, he made me these glasses with a hidden camera on it so you can see everything I can! Cool, huh?" He looked at a piece of paper on the sink top.

"Reason why I'm doing this. Well, I don't know. A lot of nations have been askin' me ta show them how Artie and I get along living together 'nd everything. This'll probably be played at the next World Summit or whatever.

"...I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one who's doing this. Some nations know, others don't. The hero is lucky to be part of the group that knows!" He flashed a thumbs up. "Ahaha! Artie isn't, so he'll be acting normal as he would everyday. Not that I won't be.

"There are some hidden cameras well... hidden around the house. I'm not too sure where they are. Japan installed them. Dude's a ninja, I swear. But anyway-"

There was light knocking on the door. The camera changed to show England outside the bathroom door with a concerned look. "Alfred, are you alright in there? You're talking to yourself again," Arthur asked.

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The video paused. "Again?" Mexico asked.

"Oh shut up Alex! At least I don't answer myself!" Alfred fired.

"I think there were a few occasions where I thought he was having a conversation with himself..." Arthur said tapping his chin.

"Shut up and roll it."

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The camera changed back to Alfred's glasses. He looked at the door.

"Nothin' Artie!" he called happily.

"Do you finally see them?" he asked hopefully as Alfred opened the door.

"See what? Oh, your imaginary friends? Only you can see 'em bro." Alfred shrugged.

"I'm not the only one who can see them, you git! Norway can, too!"

"As I said numerous times before, you both are weird."

"Shut up! Neither of us are weird!"

Alfred waved him off. "Whatever dude." Both had made it back to the living room where they took a seat on the couch, Alfred's arm around Iggs while his head was resting on America's shoulder. A moment of silence filled the air before Alfred sat up quickly, gasping. "That's it!"

England gave him an amused look. "What's it, love?"

"Th-the thing! I remember the thingy! I wanted ta do it last week but never got a chance to."

"That sure is helpful."

"Shut up. You know the thing with the thing and the dude and the other dude and that fish's owner who had that thing who had a grand daughter who made those things outta candy?" Arthur was silent for a few seconds before realization crossed his features.

"Ah, yes. She was quite the creative one."

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"What?" rang through out the conference room.

"How did you know what he was talking about?" France asked. "It made no sense."

"One tends to understand idiot after being with one for seven and a half months," Artie answered.

"I might not be the wisest, but I think that might've been an insult to me," Alfred said.

"My point exactly," was England's reply.

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"Now what about her?" Arthur asked.

"She made those, uh... what were they...?" he began using hand gestures to describe it. "It was ugh, erm. Yay big and made of candy but it was something... I forget what."

"Oh, those candy flags?" Alfred clapped again.

"Yosh, that's it."

"How many times do I have to say stop butchering the English language?"

"As long as I keep doin' it," Al answered. "Anywho! We should make some!"

"Absolutely not."

"Aww, why not?"

"I will not have you hyped up on sugar all evening. I'll be the one to pay if you don't get enough sleep."

"Wake me up later and I wouldn't be angry in the morning."

"The only way that's happening is if you fall asleep later, which I will not allow!"

"You're mean, Artie."

"It's Arthur!"

"Arthur. Goddit, Artie."

England sighed in frustration, dropping his head into his hands. "You are such an IDIOT!"

"As I always say-"

"Yes, yes. I may be an idiot but I'm yours."

"Glad you could agree!"

"Wha-?" Anger filled his face as he realized what he said. He looked up to see Alfred running out the front door, laughing. "Alfred! Get back here, you arse!" He stood up too and ran out the door and closing the door behind him. A small smile made it's way across his lips as he followed Alfred down the hot sidewalk.

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"Wait... You covered the whole neighborhood, Kiku?! I only thought it was our house!" Alfred said. "Omigerd Mrs. Pranger is so goin' ta kill me!"

"Relax, Alfred-kun. I only did the road. I didn't go into their houses," the petit Asian said.

"You better have. If she found a camera, she'd wring my neck. She's a scary old woman!"

Japan pressed a button, destroying all the cameras in the neighborhood houses like the boss he was.

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The two males finally stopped running to catch their breath a few blocks away. Arthur had caught up with Alfred and was resting his hands on his knees, bent over. Alfred's hands were on top of his head to clear his airways. After they caught their breath, they bursted out laughing.

"Oh, ahaha. Artie?"

He straightened up. "Yes, Alfred?"

"I love you."

"I love you, too." Alfred kissed the other's forehead.

"Let's go ta the park. It's around the corner."

"But we're barefoot."

Alfred looked down at his feet, wiggling his toes. He shrugged. "Huh. I thought I had shoes on when I ran out. Oh well. Some hobo has another pair of shoes."

"Why are you calm about that?"

"'Cuz they were my whachumacallit shoes."

"Dress shoes?"

"That's it."

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Alfred kicked his feet up on the table showing his black Converse, smiling brightly. It was odd seeing them with his uniform.

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England sighed. "Very well." Almost immediately afterwards, Alfred picked him up bridal style and walked to the park. Arthur crossed his arms, looking away from the American with a faint blush. "You really didn't have to pick me up. I have my own feet."

"Yeah. They're cute, too~!" Arthur looked at his toes, wiggling them.

"No, they aren't!"

"Sure, sure. Anywho, I'm pickin' ya up 'cuz you're really light 'nd stuff. Like cereal. You need more meat on your bones."

"I do not! I am at the average weight for a man my age and height!"

"Eh, you're short."

"I'm only shorter by a few centimeters, so shut up!"

"Why can't you use inches and feet? Centimeters is so hard ta understand! And you're still short."

"Maybe if you were like any other nation, it'd be easier. No, I'm not!"

"But I learned enough math when I was younger. Ain't that enough?"

"There are many things wrong with what you just said. One, it's learnt, not learned. Two, ain't isn't a word in the English dictionary."

"When you say it, it sounds really adorable, Iggs." Arthur couldn't say anything but still blushed as they had made it to the park. "Can we swing, prettyprettyprettyplease?"

"You're still holding me and you're walking in that direction. What do you think?"

"Yay!" He set Arthur down on the ground and both got on a pair of swings near each other. Both started swinging, the chains creaking as they did so. Soon enough, they were really high up. Arthur smirked and jumped off, flying into the air before falling on the ground on his hands and knees with a thud. Alfred followed pursuit and landed next to him, making Artie's arms give out. Arthur fell face first into Alfred's chest. As he pulled away, he was bright red.

America chuckled and engulfed the other in a hug, making England lay down on top of his chest. The green-eyed nation listened to Alfred's steady heart beat, completely relaxed.

A little boy walked up to them. "Hey you!" he called. Alfred and Arthur looked up to the boy, both breaking into a smile.

"Yeah, kiddo?" America asked, supporting himself up on his elbows.

"Are you together?" he asked pointing to both nations. Both had a dark blush planted on.

"W-well, yes. Why do you ask?" Arthur said.

"My sister is kinda like you, but she likes girls. She told me that she can't have a baby then. Can you?" They blushed darker.

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"Wait, this kid really asked you that?" Prussia asked. America and England nodded. "That is fucking awesome! What didja say?"

"Play it and you'll see," Alfred said.

"That was really embarrassing, though," Arthur added.

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"Well- we, uh, you see, er, um, it's like. Shouldn't you ask your mom about this?" Alfred said, voice becoming slightly higher each complete word.

"Yeah, but mommy's in France now (cue many snickers from the nations) so I can't."

"We-well... Erm, no... we can't either," Arthur said.

"Why?" Everytime that little boy spoke, the more flustered the nations became.

"Well, we don't have the, uh, right parts," Alfred said.

"What parts do you need?"

"Okay! That's it! Go on, kid, play on the slide! Nope! On the slide, no, not the monkey bars, the slide! Good boy! I'll head back to my white van and give you candy later!" Alfred said pointing to the green slide. Both sighed in relief when the boy was sliding down the slide.

"That was so embarrassing!" Alfred said trying to cover his face in Arthur's neck. "He's what? Ten? He shouldn't even know that!"

"It's ridiculously embarrassing, yes I agree."

"Should we go home now? It's gettin' late."

"That'd probably be best."

"Okay. Race ya there!" Both instantly stood up and began running to their shared home.

The next scene was back in the bathroom with Alfred staring at the mirror.

"Whelp, there ya have it. That's how we usually act on a daily basis. Minus the boy. But, yeah, now ya know, Japan! I bet he still will have those cameras in the house, and mainly in our room..." He shivered. "Ugh. It's creepy. Like porn er somethin'. Remind me not to do anything to Artie for a while... Probably won't last long, either, 'cuz who could resist such a cute face~? Anyway, that's all I have and until next time!" There was more movement before the screen went black.

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"So, you've done it before?" Australia asked what everyone was thinking. "Hahaha... Really now?"

"Dammit, you two! I told you to let me know if you did!" Elizabeta said.

"Sorry, we don't do fanservice," Arthur said bluntly.

"Not for free anyway~!" Alfred added.

"Aiya! Stop asking for money you can't return!" China said. "You're still in debt with me!"

"Oh yeah, that reminds me, I need to borrow a couple thousand dollars from ya."

"Do it yourself, ass!" he yelled back.

"I'll give you $50!" Elizabeta yelled.

"Hmm... Seems a little low," Arthur said smiling.

"Make that $100!" Belgium added.

"$200!" Everyone looked at Japan blankly. "I need more inspiration," he said trying to shrink away. Everyone blinked a few times.

"What's the next video clip, my best friend Jappy who hates Greece!" Turkey yelled.

"Mmm, no. He likes me more," Greece returned.

"I'm his best friend, right Jappy?"

"Mmm, no."

"I didn't ask you, cat fur!"

"Please, there is no need to fight, Greece-san, and Turkey-san. The next video is Team PruCan." America and England sweat dropped. This was going to be a long meeting.


Don't ask. I have no idea where this came from. It was late when I started writing it and when I'm tired, I think of weird things O.o Anywho, hi gummy bears! I hope you liked the chapter! Until next time, peace~!