Vr: I'm going to the bathroom.

Marune: I didn't need to hear that.

Vr: Whatever. (goes to bathroom)

...

Marune: It's quiet.

...

Marune: Too quiet.

...

Marune: You okay?

Vr: AW, SWEET DAMN!

Marune: What?

Vr: The last person in here didn't leave this nice and neat! I swear, it's like living with freaking roommates!

Marune: Why?

Vr: Because roommates steal your food and never leave you any toilet paper! AND THEY'RE ALWAYS DOING SOMETHING STUPID! (points to Jay, who's running off with an empty bottle) SEE!?

Marune: ...

Jay: She didn't notice.


Vr: Hey everyone! Welcome back to Dawn of the Ninja dares! I'm your host Vr! And what the hell happened to you guys?

(everyone looks a little hungover. Kai is slumped over in his seat. Jay isn't hungover and is grinning evilly.)

Skylor: Jay made punch.

Lloyd: He also spiked it.

Vr: Are you even old enough to drink?

Everyone: ...

Lloyd: Shut up.

Marune: What happened to Kai?

Cole: He drank way too much. That's the last time I ever have anything Jay made.

Jay: IT WAS WORTH IT!

Kai: (points to Vr) YOUR HAIR LOOKS LIKE A RAINBOW BUTTERFLY!

Vr: IT DOES NOT! Let's just do the dares. Maybe they'll distract us from-

Kai: (shirtless and laughing randomly)

Vr: Yeah, I'm going to need the distraction. Lloyd, you're a cat human hybrid like Marune for 2 chapters.

Lloyd: (now has a green cat tail and matching cat ears)

Vr: (going to YouTube) Hey, the Day of the Departed trailer! Who wants to watch it?

Eeryone: (hands up)

Vr: So, let's do so!


(one Day of the Departed trailer later)

Everyone: ...

Vr: If this is a Villain Throwback, then where are 90% of the villains?

Cole: Some realms do exist and came to Ninjago? Even with the destroyed realm Crystal?

Vr: Plot holes. Moving on! Kai, wanna watch some Lava smut?

Kai: (making out with the wall) LAVA IS REAL!?

Vr: That's the last time you spike anything Jay. (gives Kai some Lavashipping DVDs)

Cole: T_T

Kai: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, THEY'RE MAKING OUT!

Cole: He's really drunk.

Skylor: Cole, stop screaming Kai's name like that!

Cole: That's not me...

Everyone: (staring at Kai)

Kai: COLE KNOWS MA NAME, GFREJNVGDFJHSJNH FDGJ DGFSNGF SN!

Marune: (hiding behind Vr) Stop it...please!

Vr: KAI, SHADDUP! Jay and Lloyd get to listen to the Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen song! I heard it, it was really annoying.

Jay: Oh, that's gonna suck.


(15 hours of pens, pineapples, apples, and more pens later,)

Lloyd: ...is it over?

Jay: I LIKED IT!

Vr: Shut up Jay. (sees an Aeroblae whiz past her) WHOA, WHAT THE-

Cole: (gets hit with the blade) OW! RONIN!

Ronin: Mosquito.

Cole: -_-

Vr: Next! (pushes Jay into a conveniently placed pool of magma)

Jay: AH! HOT, HOT, HOT, HOT, HOT, HOT, HOT!

Cole: That's your punishment for the punch.

Vr: That's just the beginning. (shoves Jay into the fangirl room) I didn't even know we had a fangirl room. ISN'T LIFE CRAZY!?

Jay: (banging on door) GET ME OUT, GET ME OUT!

Vr: Okay, okay. (opens door and Jay scrambles out) KAI!

Kai: (throws arm around Vr in a "Let's kiss nao" sort of way) Yeah...

Vr: (punches Kai) Burn Jay.

Jay: DON'T DO IT, KAI! DON'T DO IT!

Kai: (sets Jay on fire in a drunk way)

Jay: T_T I hate you so much...

Vr: I know, I just don't care. Here Zane, read this. (gives Zane a lemon that has a Greenflame lemon written on it. Because logic.)

Zane: ...

Vr: Enjoying yourself, Zane?

Zane: 0_ (twitches)

Marune: I think we broke him.

Vr: Yeah, well that's what lemons do to ya. (holds mistletoe over kai and Cole)

Cole: -_- Really?

Vr: Yes.

Cole: Here goes nothing. (kisses Kai)

Kai: I KISSED A GUY AND I LIKED IT!

Cole: SHADDUP!

Vr: Something tells me you're gonna hate the next dare.

Cole: Which is?

Vr: (whispers something to Cole)

Cole: T_T

Kai: (drags Cole to another room)

Jay: Have fun!

Cole: (death glare of death)

Jay: 0_0

Vr: Who wants to have another fight?

Lloyd: Nobody.

Vr: WELL TOO BAD!

(a 16 year-old girl is sitting in the window. She has black hair with sapphire highlights, hazel eyes, tan skin, and pale lips. She wears a magenta ninja gi, with black leather gloves, dark magenta jean shorts, black and blue Jordans, and a silver and black version of Nya's bracelet.)

Rena: Hey.

Lloyd: Wait, I have to fight her?

Vr: All of the ninja do.

Cole: (comes out of the closet) Okay, how do we do this?

Kai: (drunkly runs at Rena)

Rena: (knocks Kai out with a blast of poison.) That was quick.

Vr: (whispering to Marune) I know how to spice things up. (normal voice) HEY RENA! THE NINJA WERE TALKING SH*T ABOUT MAYAN!

Ninja: WE WHAT!?

Rena: They were what!? (runs full speed at the ninja) That's it!

Ninja: 0_0

Lloyd: We're screwed.

Rena: You! (slaps Nya real hard) Don't! (sends Jay flying out the window with a blast of sound waves) Talk Like That! (sends a blast of poison Cole's way, which takes him out) About! (punches Lloyd in the family jewels) MAYAN! (kicks Zane)

Ninja: ...ow...

Everyone: (winces)

Garmadon: That's gonna leave a mark.

Vr: It will. Thanks Rena. I think they learned our lesson.

Rena: I understand. (does an epic flip through the window)

Lloyd: Why did you say that?

Vr: Because that way, we'd have a nice fight. (eating cinnamon rolls that were just delivered.) Mm! THANKS KRR!

Marune: (eating a different cinnamon roll because he's the only guy Vr's gonna share with) Kai needs to roast Carrot.

Nadakhan/Carrot: ...

Kai: (points at Nadakhan) YOU LOOK LIKE A MUTANT ZOMBIE POTATO!

Vr: He's still drunk.

Nadakhan/Carrot: I can tell...

Vr: I really wanna see this. Wu, Misako and Garmadon need to have a dance-off!

Marune: I wonder how that will turn out...

Wu: (does what appears to be a nice dance move) Beat that brother!

Misako and Garmadon: (do the tango)

Wu: ...I lost, didn't I?

Vr: Yes. Yes you did.

Garmadon: BEAT THAT, BROTHER!

Vr: (shoves Kai into a pool of hair gel) Let's a see what an intoxicated ninja does with all that gel!

Kai: Hehehehehehehehe...(makes a ball of gel, which I don't know how that works, and throws it)

Jay: (hair gel ball to the face)

Vr: Whoa, what did that do to Jay's hair?

Jay: ...(hair looks like a cactus)

Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Jay: T_T

Vr: You look really stupid! What's next/

Marune: The dare's for you.

Vr: Do I get to set Kai on-

Marune: You have to give Cole a kiss.

Vr: ...fine. (kisses Cole on the cheek)

Lloyd: DAMNIT COLE, YOU STOLE MA CRUSH!

Cole: -_- Your what?

Vr: That was random. (grabs Jay)

Jay: What are you doing?

Vr: taking you somewhere for your next dare.

Jay: NOOOOOO!


(on the Misfortune's Keep)

Jay: What are planning on doing?

Morro: You'll see. (turns on radio)

(Jacob Satorius's "Sweatshirt" starts playing)

Jay: (screams) AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Morro: Too bad!

Vr: Gosh that song is torture.

Marune: I know, right?

Vr: Yeah. Oh, this next dare is gonna be fun.


(in Ninjago City)

Kid: (walking with his parents)

Chamille: (kidnaps kid)

Kid: (girly scream) WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?

Chamille: Shut up! I'll give you candeh!

Kid: Okay! :D

Chamille: And now for the hard part...(turns into the kid)

Kid's Mother: (sees Chamille) Yay, it's ma son!

Chamille: (transforms back)

Kid's parents: ...

Chamille: YOU'LL NEVER SEE YOUR SON AGAIN! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Kid's Father: Where the hell is our kid?

Chamille: Go find him.

Kid: WHERE'S MA CANDEH!?

Chamille: HOW DID YOU BREAK FREE FROM BEING CHAINED TO A SPINNING ROUNDABOUT?

Kid: I WANT MY CANDEH! (chases Chamille)

Marune: That kinda made no sense.

Vr: It's a dare show, it's not supposed to make sense.

Marune: ...true...

Vr: Alright, Kai has to speak in olde English.

Kai: (still drunk) Hehehehehe...ThoU WANt tHEE TO spEAk FUNNEH!

Cole: When will he get sober? Because this is really annoying.

Vr: Face it, he's always annoying.

Cole: True...

Vr: Next! Jay, throw yourself off a cliff!

Jay: Are you kidding me!? NO!

Vr: Or, I'm gonna play "Sweatshirt" for the rest of the day.

Jay: NO, PLEASE NO! I'LL DO IT!

Vr: You better.


(at a cliff)

Jay: (throws himself off the cliff) Well, this wasn't as hard as I-

Eagle: (swoops down and grabs Jay)

Jay: Aw, son of a-

Eagle: (drops Jay)

Jay: AAAAAAAAHHHHH! (falls through the window)

Vr: Oh, look who's back!

Cole: I was almost staring to miss him.

Jay: -_-

Vr: Cole, you're a dragon.

Cole: (a dragon)

Vr: And Lloyd needs to burn his candeh.

Lloyd: NO, NOT THE CANDEH! WHY!?

Vr: Do it.

Lloyd: (burns the candy) T_T

Vr: And now... (shoves Lloyd until a pit of Serpentine)

Lloyd: AAAH!

Vr: Nya, ready for this dare?

Nya: Being burnt at the stake? SHELL NO!

Kai: WitCH! (sets Nya on fire)

Nya: AAAHHH!

Vr: That works too. (whispers a dare to Zane)

Zane: (walks up to Chen) Hey, wanna fight? (pulls out Pokeball)

Chen: Sure! (pulls out a Pokeball that opens up to reveal the Staff of Elements and wacks Zane on the head with it)

Zane: (out cold)

Marune: That was fast.

Vr: Sadly, too fast. Hey Wu, Dr Who/Ninjago fans! Tell them what they wanna hear!

wu: Alright. (walks up to the fans)

Fans: ...

Wu: Sadly, I can't appear on the next season of Ninjago because I'm gonna be the next Doctor.

Fans: ...wut...

Wu: Pythor's gonna take my place...

Fans: WHAT!?

Wu: (runs and hides behind Garmadon.) help me brother..

Garmadon: No, you're on your own. HE'S RIGHT HERE!

Wu: Aah!

Vr: Last dare! Chen and Clouse have to sing Drop Pop Candy!

Umbrella at your side, it's raining but you close it tight
"And how are you?" purred a cat just passing through
Those heels that you like are soaking, but is that alright?

Let out a sigh for another day the same as the last
Come on let's try, dye it blue and change it up from the past
Reflecting up from a puddle but then gone in a flash
Is that the most that you can dream or wanted to see?

But look around – Dance up and down
The world is now – Still going 'round
Just feel it pound – We're skyward bound
Move at the top – speed – of – sound

Running to another day, I wanna break away and take the leap
As you're stuck on yesterday, no sun to rise would be okay with me
Every day, every day is okay
Taking it step by step, we'll always move ahead
Our love is growing red, need me more, need you more
You fall down seven more times, I'll be there seven, eight, nine
As we keep trying, we'll find – we're always singing the same tune

Vr: Gosh, I love Vocaloid songs! My fave is Alice Human Sacrifice.

Cole:That one's a little dark, don't you think?

Vr: Whatever. And that concludes this chapter of Dawn of the Ninja Dares! Is Kai sober yet?

Kai: (passed out)

Lloyd: Close enough.


Drunk Kai for the win!

I'm sorry I haven't updated for a while. But, here's the newest chapter! Hope you enjoyed, and keep sending in them dares for more!