A/N: Just saw the Prom episode, stupid Nicole Crowther spoiled it for me. I thought it was good and Klaine was so adorable. Interested to see what happens with Finn and Quinn and Rachel and Jesse, his return was kinda random but I'll take it. Anyway, I was pretty happy about it.

Previously on GLEE:

-Emma left for unknown reasons

-Finn slept with Grady to make Puck jealous

-Kurt lost Blaine's engagement ring

-Quinn is going to church with Sam's aunt

-And that's what you missed on GLEE

Now officially back from hiatus.

"Well, hello, William. I have to say I love this house, I just might

have to make a fifth home of it once the old crow bites the dust."

"Sue! This house does not belong to you."

"Not yet, William. Not yet."

"What do you want? I'm busy."

"I have a proposition for you, William. Let's end this trip early,

I haven't stoned a kid in the face in weeks and it is killing me."

"We'll go home soon, Sue, but not right now. I want us all to

stay and perform a service for Sam's aunt."

"Yeah, yawn. I don't care. Hey, where's Irma? I feel like making

a rude and offensive ginger joke."

"She left."

Sue put a hand on Will's shoulder.

"Hey butt chin, glad to see you got rid of the orangatan."

"Not in the mood, Sue." Will snapped.

"That's probably what ever woman would say to you right

before your drunken sexual advances."

"I have to go prepare the kids."

"Pedophile."

"Dude, we're talking about this." Puck said.

"Leave me alone, Puck." Finn said.

Puck grabbed Finn and turned him around.

"No way, you will talk to me about this."

"There's nothing left to say."

"Yeah, there is. You're hiding something from me."

"Fine, you want to know what happened? I slept with that

Grady guy."

"You slept with him? That country dude?"

"How does it feel to have someone you love sleep with

someone else?"

"It blows."

"Exactly my point, Puck."

"So you really love me?"

"I did love you."

Puck took Finn by his shoulder.

"Why are you saying did?"

"As in it as in the past, man."

"I won't rest until you feel the same way you felt about me

before all of this."

"Then you're going to be very tired."

Finn left a hurt Puck alone.

Quinn and Aunt Sally walked into church and were greeted by

a warm friendly smile and handshake.

"Are you sure your church isn't homophobic?" Quinn

whispered to Aunt Sally.

"I'm sure of it dear, the pastor wears Alexander McQueen."

Quinn smiled and took a seat next to the elderly woman.

When the rest of the congregation was seated, the pastor began

his service. Quinn chuckled when she noticed that the pastor was

indeed wearing an Alexander McQueen original. It was certainly

something that Kurt would approve of.

"When I was just a young boy," He began. " I remember seeing

all kinds of things, and hearing all kinds of words. Words that were

filled with hate, words that were directed at me and directed at a

community. God's own name was used in these words. It really made

me feel like God himself didn't love me. But I grew in my faith and

my strength and now I rejoice because I know my God loves me for

who I am. God loves all of us, forever. And if we follow in him, we will

never be wronged, in the words of Tiny Tim, God bless us everyone."

The whole congregation clapped for their minister as he went

back down to his seat. Quinn was tearing up.

"That was so beautiful." Quinn said.

"Yes, all of us humans are so beautiful the way we are."

"It's about time I realized that."

Quinn was amazed at all of the support she got from the church,

several of the adults shook her hand and the pastor talked to her

personally about the service. When she had to go, Quinn didn't want

to but she couldn't wait to get back home and tell Rachel how she

really felt about her and of course, how to break the news to Sam.

"Finn! I need your help!" Kurt shouted.

"What's up, bro?"

"I lost my ring."

"You have a ring?"

"Yes, Blaine asked me to marry him."

"Wait? Like can two dudes do that? Not like I'm against it, but

like how does one guy propose to another? How do you know which

one proposes? I mean would Puck propose to me or would I propose

to him?"

"Finn, you know I love you but shut up! I need your help. I lost

the engagement ring that Blaine gave to me and I have to find it

before Blaine finds out."

"Well where did you have it last?"

"I thought I had it in my pocket. I was bringing it to show

Mercedes and I can't find it anywhere."

"Dude, just retrace your steps."

"Ugh, I'll try."

"Wait, Kurt! I need your help."

"What's on your mind, Finn?"

"I don't understand why Puck is such a slut. I mean, he keeps

sleeping around with all these guys, like he slept with Sam when we

were in a relationship together, so I broke up with him and then that

Grady kid that Sam likes, he seduced me and then I fucked him to make

Puck jealous and Puck is jealous but I don't feel better about it. Kurt,

why don't I feel better about it?"

"Finn, Puck is a Neanderthal, what you see in him I honestly

will never know, but what I do know is that no matter how many

guys Puck sleeps around with, you're the only one that he really

wants to be with. I'm totally against cheating but Puck has some

good in him, it's your job to make sure he sticks with the good and

doesn't use his stick for the bad."

"Thanks, Kurt."

"What are brothers for?"

"Well they both come from the same mother but in our case-"

"It was rhetorical, Finn."

"I don't know what that word means. Is it something bad?"

"Finn Hudson, you are so hopeless. Just go tell Puck you love

him and want him back."

"But I don't know if I do."

"You do. I know you do."

"Okay."

"But first you're helping me find my ring."

"Okay. So are you going to be Kurt Anderson now?"

"No way, I'm thinking it'll be Blaine Hummel. I'm the dominant

man in this relationship."

"Cool, I think I'm down with Puck Hudson, Finn Puckerman

sounds kinda dirty."

"Well your shipname is fuck."

"Kurt dropping the f-bomb, never thought I'd see the day."

"I never thought I'd see the day that Princess Beatriz would

wear such an appalling hat and yet, all over television."

Kurt and Finn went to Kurt's room. They tore the room apart,

looking for the ring. They had no luck. Blaine then walked in and Kurt

quickly pushed Finn into the closet and closed it shut with his body

as Blaine walked in.

"Hey, what's cooking, good looking?" Kurt asked.

"What happened to our room?" Blaine asked.

"Oh, I just lost control of my temper."

"What's in the closet, Kurt? Besides Karofsky."

"Nothing, absolutely nothing."

"Kurt, I'm gonna ask you to move."

Kurt jumped on top of Blaine and kissed him, blocking his view

of Finn who walked past the two. When Kurt saw Finn safely leave, Kurt

let go of Blaine.

"Kurt, I don't know what that was but if it means that you are

gonna make out with me, then I'm all for it."

Kurt blushed.

"Where's your ring, Kurt? I want you to wear it for everyone to

see."

"I'll make sure to wear it tonight."

"Great. And then you know what I want to do tonight?"

"What's that?"

"I want us to be intimate for the first time as husband and

husband and I want you to be wearing your ring when I take you."

"I-uh. Sure, that sounds great."

"Great, see ya soon, babe."

Blaine kissed Kurt on the cheek. Blaine left the room and Kurt

pulled out his cell phone. He dialed Mercedes.

"Mercedes, I'm dying here. Blaine wants to see me in the ring.

What do I do?"

"Okay, calm down. Look, why don't you just tell Blaine you lost it?"

"Blaine will be so pissed at me, I don't want to be our first

memories of being engaged to be Blaine yelling at me."

"Kurt, Blaine is not going to yell at you. I'm sure if you just come

clean, he'll be fine."

"I'm just so embarrassed."

Sam walked into Kurt's room and smiled.

"Hello, Kurt." He said.

"On the phone, piss head."

"Are you missing something?"

"What are you saying?"

"I'm saying revenge."

"Cedes, I'll call you back."

Kurt hung up the phone.

"You took my ring?" Kurt asked.

"Revenge is so sweet."

"Bitch, tell me where it is."

"I don't think so. You're going to suffer, just like I did."

"All I did was put Puck's piss in your hair."

"And all I did was steal your engagement ring."

"Which is worse, blondie?"

"Yeah, yours. Looks like I did good."

Sam walked away laughing.

"Hey, Rachel."

"Please just don't talk to me."

"Rachel Berry, stop being such a drama queen and come back to

me."

"I don't like being dumped for two idiot boys."

"There is nothing about boys that I want."

"How can I trust you again?"

Quinn kissed Rachel, where other people were watching.

"I was inspired by a sermon that I heard. I only have one life,

no point on spending it being unhappy."

"You make me happy, Quinn."

Quinn offered her hand and Rachel accepted it.

"We're ending this now, Sam."

"Blaine? What's going on?"

"You're such a manipulative liar. All that crap about trying to ask

my forgiveness was just so I'd hug you. When are you going to get it

inside your head that I'm with Kurt?"

"Can't you see I can give you so much more than him?"

"I'm done talking about this."

"Give me the ring!"

"You don't know what you're doing."

"You can't tell me what to do! That's it!"

Blaine punched Sam in the face and the two engaged in a violent

fight.

A/N: Hope you liked this story. Thanks for reviewing. Funeral promo looks crazy good. The wait will be over, soon. Only a few chapters left!

Next episode teaser:

"I have no choice but to throw you out."

"You can't throw me out of my own house!"

"l want to be with you, but please only use your penis with me."

"Oh, you like it, don't you?"

"I'm leaving. I'm tired of this trip."

"I'm quitting New Directions, Mr. Schue. I'm done with this."