The Return of El Dios Hueco (bonus chapter 6)
Aoi and Howler looked at the Soul Reapers Quincy and human.
"What do you want?" Aoi asked.
"We would like to know how you stopped Ichigo." Orihime ask.
"Why should she tell you that!" Howler snapped. Rukia and Renji gripped their swords, Aoi did the same.
"That's enough all of you." Uryu said, stepping between the two parties. "Aoi is it?" He said as calmly and respectfully as he could. "From what I have seen you possess a vast amount of knowledge regarding hollows, how else could you have subdued our friends so easily."
"I've lived in Hueco Munro my entire life, I wouldn't have lasted this long if I hadn't picked up a few tricks."
"I don't suppose you could teach us some of these tricks."Rukia asked.
"Why? So you can use them against my friends?"
"Listen you brat." Renji began, but Howler leapt forward, teeth bared. "Uh, nice doggie." He said uncertainly, this only made Howler angrier.
"Now now." Orihime said, following Uryu's example of playing the peace keeper. "Aoi, we only want to know what you did so we can help our friends. I'm sure you can understand that." She gestured to Howler. Aoi looked at her friend, and back to the visitors.
"I'll only tell you and the Quincy, and only one one condition."
"And what's that?" Uryu asked.
"You have to pet my friend." She gestured to Howler, who in turn looked at her.
"Why are you involving me in this?"
"If they want to learn about hollows then I want to see that they can interact with one without killing it." Aoi said."Besides, It's not like they'll actually do it."
"I'll do it." Orihime said. Aoi looked watched as Orihime reached out her hand ever so slowly, and gently caressed Howler on the snout. "That's a good boy."
"I"m not a dog." Howler said through gritted teeth.
After a moment of rubbing the hollow, Orihime pulled her hand back. She had been burned slightly from contact with the hollows skin. Next was Uryu. He crept closer, streched out his hand and like Orihime, caressed Howler, despite the burning sensation shooting through his hand.
"Very good." Aoi said. "You can give him a treat if you want." She tossed one of her blue
Reishi crystels at Uryu, who held it in his flat palm and offered it to Howler.
"I'm getting tired of you people treating me like an animal. Howler said, but he took the crystal anyway.
"Well, you did your part, now I'll do mine." Aoi said.
Not my best Bonus chapter, but chapter six didn't give me a whole lot to work with in regards to satire. In short not my best but there will be better ones in the future.
